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This Tragic Monster's HILARIOUS MAKEOVER!

In today's match, Zyuranger's latest rubber-suited monster is a tragic creature doomed to a terrible fate. Power Rangers decides that's, like, totally bleak, man, and transforms it into a comedy that mixes breakfast with a parody of a long-dead film star! What could possibly go wrong? See this video now, a week early and ad-free. Thanks so much for your support!

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Those "Weird" Dragon Ball Names - A Guide to Character Translations

Finally, by popular demand (and in some cases unpopular demand) I have created my first guide to Dragon Ball character names. Ever wonder why some weirdos say and spell names totally different than you? Do you ever just want to yell at them? Well, take a few deep breaths, master that impulse, and take a deep dive into the various ways characters' names have been rendered in English! I'm doing six characters today, walking a tightrope to be as diplomatic in my approach as possible. It's a fun ...

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The Last DBD TV!

Dragon Ball Dissection's look at the animated Majin Boo Arc comes to a close with a plethora of filler changes from the final episodes. What about that ol' EOZ ending? Everyone seems to dislike it, but is there a reason? Check out this final DBD TV installment a week early, ad-free! Thanks so much for your support.

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Contest Finalists! Vote Now!

Hello, everyone! As always, it's been difficult to whittle down all these great contest entries into a mere five finalists. Thanks so much for entering and sharing your creativity with me. You all did a wonderful job. Since I gave everyone complete latitude in how they presented their entries, I tried to get as wide a variety of responses in my finalists as I could: some funny, some serious, some connecting to other nomenclature. It was hard enough for me to get it to this small a number, so ...

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An All-New Mighty Morphin Zyurangers!

In today's installment of The All-New Mighty Morphin Zyurangers, the Zyurangers head on vacation for Indiana Jones-esque hijinks at a swanky resort... which is now abandoned and ruined. Then Kimberly has a bad hair day, but it's good for me because it was the first episode I ever saw! And it takes no small amount of inspiration from a certain famous story...

Check it out now, a week early! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for your support.

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Early Dragon Ball Dissection!

Dragon Ball Dissection continues with its look at the animated Boo Arc. Let's cut to the chase. Filler sometimes greatly improves the manga. Sometimes it can absolutely destroy the impact of a scene. Today I look at some major examples of both and how they affect key moments in The Majin Boo Arc. Enjoy it a week early and ad-free. Thanks so much for your support!

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Donkey Kong Dissection Returns!

It's time for Diddy's Kong Quest! Rare's 1995 follow-up to the smash hit of Donkey Kong Country was a huge risk, but it also followed heavily in the footsteps of Donkey Kong Jr., a game forever in the shadow of its predecessor. With a fantastic new Kong character, a coming-of-age storyline, and tightening of already-creative gameplay mechanics, does DKC 2 manage to avoid that pitfall? Find out in the long-awaited return of Donkey Kong Dissection!

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Donkey Kong Dissection Behind the Scenes

Hey, everyone! You probably already figured it out from the community post a few days ago, but this week's video is (finally) the return of Donkey Kong Dissection with Donkey Kong Country 2! That's right. I've been working on it for a year, and it's finally time to bring it to the world in all of its 47-minute glory. I have a few more things to finish up, but it will be here for $10+ patrons today. Whether you've played the game or not, you're not going to want to miss it. In the meantime, th...

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Early Access Dragon Ball Dissection!

Dragon Ball Dissection continues its look at the animated Boo Arc. Now that I'm three parts I thought I'd mix things up with an Internet-friendly numbered list. From villain anatomy to some really offensive tournament comedy, there's something here for everybody! I hope you learn something maybe you never noticed before. At any rate, see it a week early, ad-free! Thanks so much for your support. You guys are the best.

Also, don't forget we have a contest going on! Details in the post b...

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Contest Time! Win Super Saiyan 4 Son Goku

Hello, everybody! To celebrate the upcoming inclusion of the black sheep of the Dragon Ball franchise to Dragon Ball Dissection, I'm offering up this beautiful S.H.Figuarts Super Saiyan 4 Son Goku figure that you can win. Retailing for around $60, these are highly-detailed and highly-customizable. Just look at all those skinned Goku faces. Creepy! You can make Goku wear Goku's face and give him the most humiliating pose you can think of for the DBGT adventure of a lifetime!

So what do ...

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Another Stolen Trini Episode! Why?!

In today's installment of The All-New Mighty Morphin Zyurangers, we return to the "main storyline" as it were, as Bandora tries to drain Burai's remaining time. Since Power Rangers doesn't adapt that, Tommy gets tied up for a few minutes. Moving on from that, Boi gets a fanciful ninja plot, but Billy decides to make its American counterpart all about him, leaving Trini to again wonder why she's even in this show. Enjoy it now, a week early and ad-free. Thanks so, so much for your support. As ...

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New Dragon Ball Dissection!

Dragon Ball Dissection's look at the animated Boo Arc continues with the tournament section of the story! Here's the point where the TV version tries its very best to add character development and character connections, from Videl to Chichi, Goku to Goten, and Mr. Satan to Spopovitch, but is that always the right decision? Check it out now, a week early! So much Dragon Ball this month, right? Thanks for your support!

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The Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero Super Review with Super Spoilers - IT'S SUPER!

Time for a quick little bonus video that all patrons get to see a little bit early. This is going out tomorrow. But I've seen Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero and decided to share my initial thoughts on it. If you want spoilers, they're all here. If you don't want spoilers, then you want the first five minutes or so, where I give a brief overview of my thoughts without giving anything away. On top of that, there will be a new Dragon Ball Dissection up a week early on Monday for $10+ patrons. Loo...

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DBD TV Sees the Anime's Greatest Rewrite!

This one hits me right in the nostalgia! Dragon Ball Dissection returns to the animated series, this time its adaptation of The Boo Arc. In perhaps the anime's biggest alteration, the Great Saiyaman section of the story is totally rewritten, with much of the manga content completely discarded. The results are a huge improvement. On top of that, we talk about how ludicrously inappropriate the new opening animation is, '90s Japanese commercials, and the unexpected source of filler character des...

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Mighty Morphin Zyurangers Blows My Mind!

Billy gets a girlfriend! Listen to them converse entirely in technobabble. There's a surprisingly terrifying monster, and over in Zyuranger, the absolute coolest kid of the week this show has ever written! Who would have thought all this fun would come from so-called "filler" episodes? This is one of the most exciting MMZyu videos I've ever made. Enjoy watching it a week early, ad free. Thanks so much for your support! You're the best!

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New Dragon Ball Dissection!

It's a post-manga world, and we're looking at the final entry of the 13 original Z movies. A new hero comes to town, and he hates everybody. There's also a Dragon Fist, but it doesn't really do much. If Goku Won't Do It, Who Will? I sure hope someone will because he's barely in this movie. This title sucks, but the movie might be more than the typical DBZ film. Check it out a week early, ad-free! Thanks so much for your support!

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Rangers Before Bros!

When Bandora tempts Geki with the power to save the one he loves, he must choose between his brother and his team. In Power Rangers, nothing like that happens at all, but Bulk and Skull get stuck in a port-a-potty. Which show does a narcissistic plant monster better? Find out when "Rita's Seed of Evil" goes up against "Geki! Kill Your Tears"! This was an unexpected gem that was so fun to make. See it now, a week early. Thanks so much for supporting the channel!

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The End of The Boo Arc!

The Majin Boo Arc and the original Dragon Ball series come to a close. How does its divisive ending, where Goku runs off with a random kid, stack up? What works about the arc as a whole, and what doesn't? What score does it receive? Oh, like you don't already know! Thanks for ten years of Dragon Ball fun. I hope you enjoy this half-hour long video, ad-free. Thank you so much for supporting the channel!

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Early Access Mighty Morphin Zyurangers!

The actual devil (or at least his head) attacks our heroes, leading to an epic quest. Can the Power Rangers overcome their fears? Can the Zyurangers figure out what their ill-defined personality traits are? As always, which show does it better? I tried out something new with this episode, so I hope you like it. Enjoy getting to see this a week early, ad-free. Thanks so much for your support!

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Early Access Dragon Ball Dissection!

Dragon Ball Dissection's look at The Boo Arc doesn't actually conclude this time, but we do get to the ending, as contradictory as that sounds. Skipping ten years into the future, there are new designs, new characters, a new tournament that doesn't make sense... all immediately discarded so Goku can have fun with a semi-random kid. History repeats and all that. But this literally does repeat given that there are two different outcomes to this ending! Watch it early, ad-free. Thank you so much...

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Giant Frankenstein's Monster Monster!

The Ranger teams have to fight a Frankenstein's Monster monster! A lot of the same footage but vastly different directions. One uses the iconography to carry a Halloween episode. The other uses it as an opening salvo of a multi-part storyline about clay. In other words, there's a lot around here that is amazingly, wonderfully at odds with its cultural counterpart. Who does it better? Watch to find out! Thanks so much for your support. Enjoy this video a week early and ad-free!

And if a...

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The Boo Arc Final Battle!

Dragon Ball Dissection enters the final battle against Majin Boo! Punches are thrown, blasts are blasted, but what's really important is the heart and soul. After a long stretch of forgettable and pointless bits of action, does this arc finally stick the landing? Check it out a week early and ad-free. Thanks so much for supporting the channel!

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Early Access Mighty Morphin Zyurangers!

The episode comparison I've been waiting for! Campy hijinks ensue as two Rangers turn into stereotypical punks. Which country does it better? Who chews the most scenery? Why is the ending of the next episode almost identical to this one? The world may never know. But at the very least, you can see it a week early, ad-free! Thanks for supporting the channel!

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A Godly 10th Anniversary, Early-Access Dragon Ball Dissection!

Happy 10th anniversary to Dragon Ball Dissection! Goku and Vegeta throw away their Potara trump card and settle in to the FINAL final battle of the series. But forget about all that for now. What's up with those crazy gods? As Majin Boo is revealed to be made from gods, we explore the pugnaciously-populated polytheistic pantheon once more. Why are there so many, why are they so ill-defined, and how do the Kaioshin screw up what little logic the hierarchy might have possessed?

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It's Rangers Versus Nature on MM Zyu!

The All-New Mighty Morphin Zyurangers returns with a double-matchup! A traffic light turtle makes Trini and Boi run forever. And while Goushi is trying his best to save nature, Zack just wants somebody to kill the spider on his shoulder. Which show did it better? Enjoy it now, ad-free! Thanks so much for your patience and for supporting the channel!

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It's Monday. Where Video???

Yes, this is the normal day a video would come out. But, you know, it's January, and I had to take a bit of a break at the end of the year to rest up after DBD December. I started back to work last Monday, and I have a video that's almost done but not quite. It should be out for $10+ patrons either late tomorrow or early Wednesday, I am guessing. Thanks for your patience. I hope you're having a great new year!

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Time to Choose the Winner!

Thanks so much to everybody who participated in last month's contest. But, of course, it's not over yet! There were so many fantastic entries that it took me quite a bit of yesterday to choose five finalists. In case you're curious of the process, there were nearly 70 entries initially. First I whittled those down to 27 that really caught my eye. That clearly wasn't enough. Then I narrowed that down to 16. Better, but still not enough! Then it was 11, which was so small a reduction I realized...

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Early Access Movie 12 Review!

A wild Gogeta appears in the final installment of Dragon Ball Dissection December! Since he's the whole reason Toriyama created Vegetto for his series, he's gotta be a big deal, right? Well... um, look at all these crazy dead people coming back to life! And we finally get a Vegeta I can enjoy seeing crawl his way out of Hell!

See it now, a week early and ad-free. Thank you so much for your support. I hope you've enjoyed Dragon Ball Dissection December this year. This definitely seems l...

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Early Access Dragon Ball Dissection!

Goku and Vegeta are trapped inside Majin Boo in order to find their absorbed friends and family. Here in this uniquely grotesque location, Toriyama springs his final decisions about Boo's origins.

Check it out now, a week early and ad-free. Pretend it's Christmas today. Thanks so much for your support!

Contest to win Akira Toriyama's Manga Theater is still open!
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Early Access Dragon Ball Dissection!

Dragon Ball Dissection December continues with the one, the only Vegetto! He's... okay. While he is another serve in the endless game of Boo Tennis, he is also a surprising concession. He also has a ridiculous name. For what it's worth, how does the story use him? Enjoy this a week early, ad-free. Thanks so much for your support!

Contest link:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/59358944

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