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Rude Along - Ride Along Rudy’s

Our Heroes are stuffed and evading the police. Not really but kind of. You also get a first look at the Bonkers Board which you’ve seen by now we think because it really keeps making appearances. It’s a very clean hands Ride Along.

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Rudy’s Jumbo Smoked Potato

Our Heroes head to Rudy’s BBQ and dive into some giant potatoes. After grabbing some additional brisket, do they leave satisfied or is this a swing and a miss from the Rude Boy. Michael eats potatoes like a sandwich?

New 100% Eat is out NOW.

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Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato

Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast food BBQ go up in smoke then come out bone dry? Also who came in to grab our tortilla chips? How do we sponsor a car? Why did Eric dox the 100% Studio?  Can't believe it's called Fuddruckers dude no way. New 100% Eat coming your way after hours of slow cooking.
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Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato

Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast food BBQ go up in smoke then come out bone dry? Also who came in to grab our tortilla chips? How do we sponsor a car? Why did Eric dox the 100% Studio? Can't believe it's called Fuddruckers dude no way. New 100% Eat coming your way after hours of slow cooking.

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Rudy’s

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get loaded and baked

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The BEST Tacos in Austin - Vancast Episode 1 | 100% Archive

Our Heroes go back in time and jump in the van to determine the BEST tacos they can get their lil mitts on while inside a semi-running vehicle. Michael's ex-girlfriend stops by to talk to the boys about the perfect pairing of tacos and Voodoo Ranger beer. Remember the Voodoo Ranger sponsorship. That rocked.

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Finger Lickin False Start | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Ok. So. Here's the thing. This was supposed to be 100% Eat, this started as the actual podcast episode. You watch this, the first 10 minutes are what the podcast was. But Michael saw through it and knew this was actually the Michael, Jordan Podcast in disguise and through some maneuvering, we got there. Our Heroes recorded these out of order and its a whole thing. It's pretty crazy.  Enjoy? Thanks for the support.

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Finger Lickin False Start | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Ok. So. Here's the thing. This was supposed to be 100% Eat, this started as the actual podcast episode. You watch this, the first 10 minutes are what the podcast was. But Michael saw through it and knew this was actually the Michael, Jordan Podcast in disguise and through some maneuvering, we got there. Our Heroes recorded these out of order and its a whole thing. It's pretty crazy.  Enjoy? Thanks for the support.

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Fridge Frenzy-in' - Ride Along KFC

Our Heroes have retrieved the KFC Saucy Nuggets and are on their way back to the studio. Eric had an issue with a fridge earlier so he's going bonkers. And Nick still says we're close to Home Slice? And that he can eat all these nugs? Check out more of the 100% Studio and enjoy this weird one.

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Costco Food Court Review

Eric almost loses his mind at the Costco but Our Heroes and Supervisor Monkey are here to help, plus have a little lunch. In this impromptu bonus thing, we get rolling before we get back to the car so the video doesn't kick in until about 8:45 so treat it like a podcast for the first part. It's a lot of chatter then a delicious lunch with the guys inside a hot car. How you feelin about the Costco choices? You got a membership? Did we get the most boring Costco purchases of all time?

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KFC Saucy Nuggets

Our Heroes head back to the home of the colonel to take on KFC’s new Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing saucy nuggs right now? Who is The Stewart?

New 100% Eat is out now.

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Here’s Nick eating

This is a Patreon exclusive video just for you. It’s Nick eating.

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Colonel Sanders Shot a Guy? %% KFC Saucy Nuggets

After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering: the Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing specifically this food right now? Anyway there's a whole thing with a fan and keys and Nick eating like 38 wings as a Personal Record that you'll see. We think the bigger question is can anyone stop The Stewart and what are you being for Halloween?

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Colonel Sanders Shot a Guy? %% KFC Saucy Nuggets

After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering: the Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing specifically this food right now? Anyway there's a whole thing with a fan and keys and Nick eating like 38 wings as a Personal Record that you'll see. We think the bigger question is can anyone stop The Stewart and what are you being for Halloween?

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KFC

One tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get saucy again, but different

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Nick Can't Wait | 100% Treat

Nick, the lil liar monkey, didn't want to wait for the video so he dove into snacks before we started. Our Heroes, however, are patient and wearing a Cree Summer hat while opening packages from YOU! We got a little bit of everything and we appreciate all of it. Check out Grayson's fact sheet which seems like its fact heavy but really you know what happens.


If YOU want to send stuff in to 100% Treat, you can. Labeling it as specifically 100% Treat really helps us out in getting organ...

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A Merch Conversation | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Michael is a snake but we break down more of our merch thinking, why we don't have international shipping, what we're hoping to do next, and why we sell for the amount we do. We're pretty clear about not trying to trick you and hopefully it makes sense. We come up with some new ideas. Let us know what you want to see. 

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A Merch Conversation | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Michael is a snake but we break down more of our merch thinking, why we don't have international shipping, what we're hoping to do next, and why we sell for the amount we do. We're pretty clear about not trying to trick you and hopefully it makes sense. We come up with some new ideas. Let us know what you want to see. 

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Nick Almost Got That - Ride Along BK

Michael has ordered more food and Our Heroes are eating it on the way back to the studio. We all try to figure out why BK workers hate Eric and Nick is wearing the crown the whole time. Nick voted for this one twice and he keeps telling Jordan that he'd be prettier if he smiled wtf dude. This Ride Along is CLASSIC 100% Eat (you're whipping around the car, we're nibblin' food) and stay through after the BK images to get another look at our 100% Studio.

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Bonkers Board

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We got the bonkers board | 100% Studio

Our Heroes finally have a way to officially judge each other. Who will be the first to go on the Bonkers Board and who will be the Naughty Boy of the Week. Slowly but surely our studio is coming together thanks to your support. We’re almost good at this.

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BK Olympic Soda Taste Test

Here’s an exclusive taste test for you loyal Patreon subscribers. This BK only had 2 of the 5 Olympic flavors and Nick wouldn’t stop asking to try them to Michael (benevolently) made it happen. Which one you drinking? Are you a robospider too?

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Burger King Fiery Menu

YOU did this. Our Heroes slam into BK and set it on fire, or something like that. Gross ass meal.

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BK is Pro-Michael, Anti-Eric %% BK Fiery Menu

Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King & 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat.

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BK is Pro-Michael, Anti-Eric %% BK Fiery Menu

Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King & 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat.

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BK

On this week’s episode of 100% Eat, you (and Nick) voted for it so Our Heroes get fiery.

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Formerly Snack Attack | 100% Treat

Our Heroes, in their new studio, go through 100%er submitted mail from the PO Box. Timing really is everything as we go through a lot of hats, some snacks, and one... special delivery that we cut out and put at the end, to not dampen the mood. Watch it to fully get it but we think you probably already do.

If YOU want to send stuff in to 100% Treat, you can. Labeling it as specifically 100% Treat really helps us out in getting organized and opening it in the right place: 100% Treat PO B...

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Shouts out to everyone who became Grackles

Eric again, wanted to thank all the free members & bugs who upgraded to grackles & compliment grackles this week. We appreciate you.

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Graysie Takes over | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Graysie kicks Eric off the podcast and makes Nick sit in. She also wants the center seats so Michael & Jordan get shuffled around. She also wants to wear the monkey mask. And she also wants to play a game. Now. If you've ever considered wanting to see what this podcast is all about, this is the one.

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Graysie Takes over | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Graysie kicks Eric off the podcast and makes Nick sit in. She also wants the center seats so Michael & Jordan get shuffled around. She also wants to wear the monkey mask. And she also wants to play a game. Now. If you've ever considered wanting to see what this podcast is all about, this is the one.

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