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This is Dog Food %% Wienerschnitzel Mac n Cheese Menu

Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.

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This is Dog Food %% Wienerschnitzel Mac n Cheese Menu

Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.

Wienerschnitzel

On tomorrow’s episode of 100% Eat, you did this.

The 100% Eat Store is NOW OPEN

Our Heroes have set up shop and are bringing you the official 100% Eat store. Grab something from the Launch Collection, show your pride in 100% Eat or let people know you used to listen to Face Jam.

store.100percenteat.com

EDIT: the site might be slow because there are so many of you trying to get on. That's a good problem for us but a bad problem for you. We're working on it. Thank you for your support...

The FIRST Snack Attack | 100% Archive

"Michael and Jordan dive in to all the snacks sent in by loyal Face Jam listeners for a one bite reviewfest." That was the original description for the very FIRST Snack Attack. Originally aired in March of 2020, this pre-lockdown treat is an early look into what 100% Eat became. Spawning segments, masked Nick, and "mud mouth" this video has it all. From the 100% Archive, please enjoy our very first livestream as a Face Jam team.

Olive Garden Hang Over with Graysie | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

An after dark edition of the Michael, Jordan Podcast this week from Shane's studio in some mysterious woods but it's okay because we've got Graysie for this one. Catch up with Our Heroes favorite former producer as she talks Cinnamon, throwing up at the trampoline park, and opening a business bank account. Did Nick like the lollipop?

Olive Garden Hang Over with Graysie

An after dark edition of the Michael, Jordan Podcast this week from Shane's studio in some mysterious woods but it's okay because we've got Graysie for this one. Catch up with Our Heroes favorite former producer as she talks Cinnamon, throwing up at the trampoline park, and opening a business bank account. Did Nick like the lollipop?

100% Graysie After Hours - Ride Along Olive Garden

Well Our Heroes didn't have to drive to Eric's house but they are going to a new studio that's pretty out of the way. Loaded up with pasta and breadsticks with unlimited dipping sauces, ride along with the gang and the returning Graysie as they attempt to safely make it across town and into the woods(?) to record this week's episode.

Eat Your Rat Feet

In case you missed it, Our Heroes get into the facts of Olive Garden's soups and apps. Graysie starts sweating and crying. The monkey chokes. black and white face palm emoji. Oh brother. From 100% Eat: Graysie's Return %% Olive Garden Garfield's Favorites

Olive Garden with Graysie

Here are the photos from Our Heroes’ trip to Olive Garden to celebrate Graysie, who is family, and to eat Garfield’s Favorites

Graysie's Return %% Olive Garden Garfield's Favorites

Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube.

Graysie's Return %% Olive Garden Garfield's Favorites

Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube.

Olive Garden

On tomorrow's episode of 100% Eat, she returns.

jambuLAnce | 100% Archive

In the before times, we watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with loyal Jammers on discord and now we're putting it out for you, the loyal 100%ers.

Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.

How to Start a Business | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Goodbye Rooster Teeth. Our Heroes talk about what its been like starting a new business, the trials and tribulations of government paperwork, and the steps they took to get everything done. We also talk about the change in amount of episodes, where we want to go with the show, and the the kitchen manager at Haymaker who was really cool and gave us free food.

How to Start a Business | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Goodbye Rooster Teeth. Our Heroes talk about what its been like starting a new business, the trials and tribulations of government paperwork, and the steps they took to get everything done. We also talk about the change in amount of episodes, where we want to go with the show, and the the kitchen manager at Haymaker who was really cool and gave us free food.

People like Arches - Ride Along Arby's

Our Heroes have to think about what we're going to do going forward because we can't film these if we're going to someone's house. Luckily we're not going to anyone's house for this one so we talk about shakes, podcast room apartment, and Nick's love of feet? He can tell you all about what people like and don't like about feet without you even asking.

You Review: Arby's

Our Heroes read YOUR reviews from the Arby's on Research Blvd in Austin, Tx. You think that guy got his $19.77 back? This is some good foreground content, honestly.

From 100% Eat: THESE are the meats? %% Arby's Chicken Wraps

THESE are the meats? %% Arby's Chicken Wraps

Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.

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2024-05-21 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

THESE are the meats? %% Arby's Chicken Wraps

Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.

Arby's

On tomorrow's episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get wrapped up in Arby's and some people (or monkeys) get shakes.
We're take on Arby's TOMORROW, listen wherever you get podcasts or on our youtube channel. 

Restaurant Vote for Episode 4

Our Heroes are, for the first time via EXCLUSIVE poll, coming to the loyal bugs (and above) to ask what restaurant should be eaten so you can know if you need it. Make your choice and 100% change the course of history.

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Food Court %% Impromptu Launch Day Edition

Our Heroes launched their Patreon with their new exclusive Discord. Emboldened by the news, Michael, Jordan, and Eric jump in the deep end and let these early bugs lay themselves at the mercy of the Food Court. Would you eat The Slop?

The Michael, Jordan Podcast on Patreon

With today’s first episode of The Michael, Jordan Podcast being released on Patreon, we’re finally able to flip the switch so you can get the podcast on Spotify. Link your Spotify to Patreon and you should be able to get it fed to your podcasts just like everything else.

We’ll answer whatever questions we can here, we wanted to let you know about this feature.

Temporary Theme Song | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

The theme song for this show is awesome but Our Heroes need a theme song for the main podcast! Don't worry, it's Nick and Eric to the rescue with a bunch of songs Nick bought and Eric hasn't listened to yet so SURELY one of these has to be the new song, right? Right?
The Michael, Jordan Podcast is made possible by Grackles (and above) like you so thank you very much. We never thought we'd be able to make this show a reality but we're doing it. Tell a friend, get them on the Patreon, the mo...

Temporary Theme Song | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

The theme song for this show is awesome but Our Heroes need a theme song for the main podcast! Don't worry, it's Nick and Eric to the rescue with a bunch of songs Nick bought and Eric hasn't listened to yet so SURELY one of these has to be the new song, right? Right?
The Michael, Jordan Podcast is made possible by Grackles (and above) like you so thank you very much. We never thought we'd be able to make this show a reality but we're doing it. Tell a friend, get them on the Patreon, the mo...

This Friday: The Debut

Here's an exclusive look at what you can expect from the Michael, Jordan Podcast.
Get on the Grackle tier or higher to watch & listen every week.

Hammering Teachers in the Fact Section

Our Heroes get to the facts and learn about Jack in the Box's Teacher Appreciation week (which only lasted 3 days?) Where did the monkey get a dirty bike?

From 100% Eat Episode 1: Returning to the Unreturnable %% Jack in the Box

100% Eat: Jack in the Box

New podcast, new set of rules.

Our Heroes take on Jack in the Box, home of tiny red tacos and a flattened rat in the drivethru. Should this restaurant be BANNED? Or will the clown prince of fast food stand strong? First episode of 100% Eat is out NOW!

Returning to the Unreturnable %% Jack in the Box

Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more. 100% Eat is now LIVE! Thanks for watching on Patreon where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenter...