Hey folks! Another smallish update this week, while we work on tidying up Rusty Towers for the AGM.
One of the things we're working on is a review of our core values - those tenets that we want our projects and our position in the industry to work towards upholding. One of those values is "Representation" with a view to giving a creative platform for folks with marginal opportunities in or access to traditional media.
Which is where you all can help us. What are good out...
PLANET - 512900-🝘
Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.
Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident.
Content Warning for:
Case #0130409
Statement of Kulbir Shakya, regarding a flood that occured around his flat in Hackney. Original statement given September 4th, 2013.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, Sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, Joseph Fink and Jane dataghosts
Edited this week by James Austin, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
Join Alex, Helen, Lydia, Ben and Bryn as they make new friends all over!
This week, the Rome branch of L.O.L.O.M.G. finally catch a gorgeous break. Azu gets a bit Sad, Sasha rubs her temples and Hamid goes all boy's club whilst Grizzop gets some vital info and makes a friend of his own.
Thanks to this week's Patrons; Eric Zagar, El Addams, John C. Worsley, Lauren, Katie, Nolan, Jonathan Clark, Danielle Goldstein, Patrick Perry, Hilary Merline, Anton and Ken.
Editing t...
Hey folks!
Just a short update this week, as we come out of the Stellar Firma launch and pause to gather our wits. Thanks to all your efforts, we've made a reasonable impact for a new show, making the front page of iTunes and getting to the Top 10 of Arts podcasts in the UK for a brief period. And thanks to all of you who made it & contributed questions to the AMA on the Discord - a good time was had by all, and we're checking the audio to see if it's suitable for release as a...
Well, it's finally here!
Part behind-the-scenes, part bloopers, we are very pleased to bring you the first of our video projects - Rusty Bits! These bite-sized pieces of footage will give you all a glimpse behind the curtains of Rusty Towers, to see how we put our shows together and go about our operations.
Video Manager Mike has worked hard to select choice bits of footage, to put together something we hope you'll enjoy!
Appearing in this episode: Mike L...
Episode 5
Fear and Feet
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities. Lower ego. No armed pets. Less idolatry. Feet in mouth.
Content Warning for:
Hey folks,
Apologies for the delay but gremlins have caused a significant issue in the editing of today's episode and we've not been able to fix it in time. Rest assured as soon as we can sort this out, we'll have it out and on the airwaves.
Thanks for your patience!
Anil
Community Manager
Hey folks!
Quick reminder that we will be hosting an AMA with Stellar Firma show creators Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith, tonight on the Rusty Quill Discord server tonight Thursday 28th February 2019 at 9pm UK time.
This will take place in the #podium and #patron-textchat channels, and run for approximate...
2019-02-28 11:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Case #0180303
Statement of the surviving half of the being calling itself ‘Breekon and Hope’, regarding its existence. Statement... extracted from subject 3rd March 2018.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter, Sean Frohling.
Edited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
Join Alex, Helen, Lydia, Ben and Bryn in the aftermath of Rome's latest assault.
This week the Rome contingency of L.O.L.O.M.G. are in need of some serious TLC. Azu is up all night, Sasha is still out cold, Hamid has a vision and Grizzop helps Wilde with his problem.
Thanks to this week's Patrons; Lucy McCully, Kelly Lux Callahan, Jeffery Sumler, Melissa Verble, Greg Lange, Kelsey P, Mobius, Pettycoated Swashbuckler, Christopher Pajo, ASmith
Editing this week by Lowri ...
2019-02-26 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
First off, a quick reminder that now Stellar Firma is out of the initial launch, we will be resuming a weekly release schedule. We've been doing pretty well, but anything you all can do to help (from word of mouth to leaving reviews) is a big bonus to increasing visibility and, ultimately, determining whether we can produce a Season 2.
So, back in December, I mentioned that we're working on a new Patreon plan, to revamp and improve our offering...
2019-02-25 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 4
Bowels and Dogs
PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ
Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring.
Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant q...
2019-02-21 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Case #8312111
Statement of Doctor Jonathan Fanshawe, regarding the months leading to the death and autopsy of Albrecht Von Closen. Original statement given as part of a letter to Jonah Magnus, November 21st 1831.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain, Summer Brown, Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix
Edited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall...
2019-02-20 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Alex, Lydia, Ben, Bryn and Helen as Alex continues his merciless campaign.
This week, Grizzop and Bronc head to Damascus city, Azu rushes to get dressed, Sasha is in a seriously bad way and Hamid, well...
Thanks to this week's Patrons; Zach Jenkins, Dunstan Thorn, David Simons, Kayla B., Roman Sevchenko, Meche Morier, Andrew Wadsworth, E Jalenak, Brie Hutcheon, Sara Homan
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J Newall
SFX this week by W...
2019-02-19 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Another week and another newspost - we've made it to two in a row!
Thank you everyone who has tuned in to our new show Stellar Firma - the initial reception has been fantastic. And there's two more episodes to come this week! As a quick reminder, if you are enjoying the show, please, please remember to leave a review on whichever podcast platforms you can - those are critical to the success of new podcasts, particularly in increasing visibility...
2019-02-18 16:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 3
Gods and Trousers
PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ
Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.
Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrec...
2019-02-18 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 2
Studs and Blood
PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ
Burn Market, the 23rd Earl of Armica, requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.
Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.
Content Wa...
2019-02-14 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 1
Troughs and Goo
PLANET - 512896-A
Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.
Consultant Recommendation:
Trough shaped world.
Seas: Boiling.
Entrance via cushioned chute.
Egress via teen spaceport.
Ceremonial daggers provided for all.
Content Warning for:...
2019-02-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Case #0091110
Statement of Deborah Madaki, regarding an adult art class she took in the Spring of 2004 and her friendship with ‘Gabriel’, a fellow student. Original statement given 11th October 2009.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe, Hugh Collins
Edited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Perfo...
2019-02-13 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Alex, Ben, Bryn, Helen and Lydia as the rescue mission continues.
In this episode the Rome contingency of L.O.L.O.M.G. try to rest and recuperate in an unforgiving landscape, while in Damascus, Grizzop accepts help from some new friends.
Thanks to this week's Patrons; Shane Douglas Stewart, bittercape, Ashley Tuggle, Mystic Sybil, Pearl Crandall, Christopher Nelson, Alicia Hall, Jens Grieme, Kaitlyn Perry, Erick Wood.
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies &a...
2019-02-12 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Welcome to the start of something new...
The launchpad is primed and the countdown is ticking. This Friday February 15th sees the launch of the first new Rusty Quill production since March 2016, as Stellar Firma, a semi-improvised sci-fi comedy podcast, hits the airwaves! Or Thursday if you're a Rusty Knight or Noble.
This week also marks a few other changes around Rusty Towers and the Patreon - starting with the fact that you all will...
Case #9931907
Statement of Sergeant Terrance Simpson, regarding an outbreak of violence in the crofting community of Lanncraig, Ross-shire. Original statement given 19th July 1993.
Thanks to this week's Patrons:
Sara McConnell, Seamus O'Morain, Jeff Miller, Duncan Watson, MJ Stokesish, Mara Hopper, Cattleya, Melina Lillich, Arianna Emery, Roxie Arnold
Edited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
It's almost time folks... the Rusty Quill Satellite Broadcasting Studio in orbit above Brighton has been working hard to produce our brand new show.
Following your fantastic feedback from the pilot last year, we've made a some changes and are ready to bring this new sci-fi podcast, featuring the improvisational talents of Tim & Ben Meredith, to your ears. Stellar Firma launches to the public on Friday 15th February, but those of you with Early Access, will still get it a da...
2019-02-05 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Alex, Bryn, Helen, Lydia and Ben as the adventure continues in Damascus and Rome.
We jump straight back into the fray as Sasha, Azu and Hamid work together to save Einstein, while Grizzop finishes the job in Damascus.
Thanks to this week's Patrons; M. Waters, ADogWithHumanHands, Calvin Zeek, ., Andrew Lehmann, Scott LaTour, Merlene Martigue, Fizzer, Teresa Walstrum, Daria Kozbenko.
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J Newall
SFX this...
2019-02-05 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Case #0121112
Statement of Julian Jennings, regarding a cable car journey up the Untersberg mountain range in Austria. Original statement given 11th December 2012.
Thanks to this week's Patrons:
Mariela Renquist, freakanature06, Victoria Wilson, Oakley Cannon, Shane Belaire, Eric Carr, Eden Garrod, Jade Kraus, Ennis McKelvie, Sarah McCloud.
Edited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
Join Alex, Helen, Lydia, Ben and Bryn as they face a party-splitting decision.
Grizzop angry-cries some more, Azu attempts to keep calm and Sasha is disappointed in everyone.
Thanks to this week's Patrons; Alex Oliver, DEVIN VINSON, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley. Inken Wolff. WW, Bean, Cassidy, Dr.Zombie.
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Ed von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
SFX this week by SpliceSound, lolamadeus, kangaroovindaloo, Inspect...
2019-01-29 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Case #0150108
Statement of Angie Santos, regarding a website developed by one Gregory Cox. Original statement given 1st August 2015.
Thanks to this week's Patrons:
Kody Hinkel, Emily Wilson, ILikeBiggBooks, Elizabeth Keir, Arthur Tucker, Dayna Plehn, Teri Bills, Nathan Hughes, Grainne Moroney, Katelyn Catameo.
Edited this week by Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
Join Alex, Lydia, Ben, Bryn and Helen as they jump back into adventure.
L.O.L.O.M.G. are under attack from a mysterious figure, Hamid and Azu armour up and Sasha does what she does best.
Thanks to this week's Patrons; sharptooth luke, Amy Meechan, Maija Mednieks, Nico Aspen, Caleb Eigsti, Boxer Santaros, Stephanie Cooper, Grey, Sarah, Sachi
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Ed von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
SFX this week by Mrthenoronha, sforsman, CGEffex, S...
2019-01-22 10:50:24 +0000 UTC View PostApologies for the delay in your regularly scheduled #RQGaming, as we're currently experiencing a slight problem in uploading it to Patreon. As soon as we have this sorted out, we'll be sending RQG114 along and seeing how they deal with the archer in the automation...
2019-01-22 07:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post