Hello shipmates - This is your Captain Carlin taking a break from my worm farm to give you an end-of-year update on Official Office Hours Business™.
First order of business, THANK YOU for your ongoing support here on the Patreon. The ship would sink without you and we are sincerely grateful. Now onto other business:
Holiday/Tim Tour Schedule
The 5th Annual Holiday Extravaganza is this Wednesday 12/18 5pm - 8pm PT and will be FR...
2024-12-15 18:09:13 +0000 UTC
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In February of 1985, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas met at Spielberg's Office on the Universal Studios lot to discuss the possibility of a sequel to "A Christmas Carol." The previous year George C. Scott's version had been a big hit and Universal was looking for a big tent pole holiday blockbuster.
The following is an edited transcript of the audio recording of their brainstorming session.
S: Is it the next Christmas or sooner after the last one? ...
2024-12-14 16:57:04 +0000 UTC
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It was a landmark week with two guests we loved so much they named them thrice! Comedian Christina Catherine Martinez brought laughter and possibly whippet-induced tears, and returning favorite musician Christian Lee Hutson performed "After Hours" from his new album Paradise Pop. 10. We talked beef tallow, saw Joe Biden tribute the Gwateful Dead at the Kennedy Center Honors, and solved a Ronnie Wood mystery.
PLUS, a surprise zoom from indie rock legend Kurt Vile, more laughter, more tea...
2024-12-13 00:41:10 +0000 UTC
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It was a landmark week with two guests we loved so much they named them thrice! Comedian Christina Catherine Martinez brought laughter and possibly whippet-induced tears, and returning favorite musician Christian Lee Hutson performed "After Hours" from his new album Paradise Pop. 10. We talked beef tallow, saw Joe Biden tribute the Gwateful Dead at the Kennedy Center Honors, and solved a Ronnie Wood mystery.
PLUS, a surprise zoom from indie rock legend Kurt Vile, more laughter, more tea...
2024-12-12 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Tune in LIVE this week for two guests you’ll love so much they named them thrice! Comedian Christina Catherine Martinez and returning favorite musician Christian Lee Hutson join us in studio on Thursday 12/12 at 10am PT (1pm ET). Catch the stream at youtube.com/officehourslive or back here on Patreon for the embed.
Art by Dan Mulcahy
2024-12-11 00:13:37 +0000 UTC
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Good Horning! I made a compilation of the guitar noise that dominated my 1986 Chevy Spectrum's tape deck in college. I lived at home the entire time, so I was in my car a lot. In college, I got way into shoegaze and indie rock with warped, ...
2024-12-09 14:00:17 +0000 UTC
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morning folks! For your Saturday treat, we're posting the stems for I'm Hungry! Studio rats have at it Looking forward to hearing your mixes... or if you want, you can just enjoy the isolated lush Lemon Twigs harmonies or my tambourine overdub!
I'M HUNGRY STEMS
I don't have much time today... I'm getting mys...
2024-12-07 16:11:25 +0000 UTC
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It was a fun-filled late morning with three-time returning Office Hours champion Kyle Mooney celebrating the release of his new film Y2K, and a surprise zoom from certified fresh movie star also from Y2K Rachel Zegler! We laughed, we had fun, we GOT REAL, we saw some new lip licks from Sir Elton John, and we debuted a new jam created on Office Hours Music Night, "I'm Hungry" by Tim Heidecker featuring Vic Berger and The Lemon Twigs. PLUS, a curious new I Love Lucy find, short dips into the ro...
2024-12-06 00:55:27 +0000 UTC
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It was a fun-filled late morning with three-time returning Office Hours champion Kyle Mooney celebrating the release of his new film Y2K, and a surprise zoom from certified fresh movie star also from Y2K Rachel Zegler! We laughed, we had fun, we GOT REAL, we saw some new lip licks from Sir Elton John, and we debuted a new jam created on Office Hours Music Night, "I'm Hungry" by Tim Heidecker featuring Vic Berger and The Lemon Twigs. PLUS, a curious new I Love Lucy find, short dips into the ro...
2024-12-05 15:52:14 +0000 UTC
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Here's a new VB GONNA BE A DJ mix for you for this week's VIC'S PICKS. I was planning on do a whole writeup about each song, but what is the point? Just listen. Let's chat in the comments. I will respond, okay? Let's talk some tunes.
Songs I Like, Vol. 001
01 The Way Love Used To Be - The Kinks
02 Didn’t Want To Have To Do It - Jackie & Roy
03 Small Talk - Claudine Longet
04 I Don’t Want To Hear It - Dusty Springfield
05 Lotta Love - Neil Youn...
2024-12-04 07:43:26 +0000 UTC
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Office Hours Rules:
1. Have fun
2. Laugh
Tune in LIVE this Thursday 12/5 at 11am PT (2pm ET) for the return of the great Kyle Mooney celebrating the release of his new film Y2K at youtube.com/officehourslive or back here on Patreon for the embed.
⚠️ PLEASE NOTE THE LATER START TIME OR RISK TOTAL COMPUTER MELTDOWN!!! ⚠️
Art by Dan Mulcahy
2024-12-04 01:06:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey friends, how was your Thanksgiving?
I had a good one. Early dinner at Captain Carlin's place... I am always in charge of the turkey so the day before I pick up my turkey (always a pre-brined Kosher bird) along with extra Turkey wings and necks to make a stock for the gravy.
The night before, I made turkey stock using the wings and neck. I also took the turkey out of the bag and cleaned it up so it could sit uncovered in the fridge overnight to dry it out.
The next m...
2024-12-01 16:07:22 +0000 UTC
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Tim Heidecker & The Very Good Band "Live At Kevin's" directed by Ben Berman is available for purchase NOW with a special discount for Office Hours patrons! Check it out at patreon.com/officehourslive/shop and use discount code “PRETTYMUSIC” for $2 off.
P.S. After you watch "Live At Kevin's" tune into Vic Berger's WORST OF THE WORST Family Viewing Party compilation of his world ...
2024-11-28 13:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Thursday! Tim Heidecker & The Very Good Band "Live At Kevin's" directed by Ben Berman will be available for purchase with a special discount (discount code: PRETTYMUSIC) for patrons on Thanksgiving Day (Thursday 11/28) ONLY at patreon.com/officehourslive/shop
P.S. After you watch "Live At Kevin's" tune into Vic Berger's WORST OF THE WORST compilation of his world famous break videos and some new gems. I...
2024-11-26 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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We cooked up another hit with Tim, Vic and The Lemon Twigs for the big return on Office Hours Music Night LIVE on the internet for you wonderful patrons!
This is the audio version of this show right in your Patreon post feed! We still recommend subscribing via private RSS to get the full archives going back to 2016 all in one place. 2024-11-25 20:47:33 +0000 UTC
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Good Horning! Welcome to the first Doug Lab. On this episode, I will make the Side EffeX jingle from scratch. The idea for this product came from the mouth of Andre Hyland when he had a little get together to watch the Bengals get beat by the Ravens. (It was sooo Raven) Anyway, there were a lot of ads for prescription drugs and Andre said "what if there was a drug that was only side effects?" We ...
2024-11-25 14:00:08 +0000 UTC
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We cooked up another hit song “I’m Hungry” with Tim, Vic and The Lemon Twigs for the big return on Office Hours Music Night LIVE on the internet for you wonderful patrons. Lots of music, lots of laffs, lots of fun.
HERE’S THE STEMS! So you can do your own remix.
Art by Dan Mulcahy
2024-11-24 22:30:01 +0000 UTC
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It's the long awaited return of Office Hours Music Night with special guests The Lemon Twigs! Streaming LIVE only on Patreon TOMORROW Sunday 11/24 at 4:30pm PT (7:30pm ET). An exclusive YouTube and Zoom room link will be sent out day of, so keep an eye out for that.
2024-11-23 20:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Good morning! I'm fresh off a fun night of Jay and Jill's big play at the Elysian last night! What was the play called? I don't even remember!
Earlier this year I saw a tape of an early version of their play via a link Jay sent me and it really made me laugh. It was sort of this satire of mid 2000s rom coms... very very on the nose and full of tropes, but with Jay's strange and unique detached point of view. Jill O'Connell who I'd see Jay do I few instagram videos with was also hilari...
2024-11-23 16:06:26 +0000 UTC
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We contained multitudes this week including an unhinged zoom with Tim's only friend Robert Popper discussing his new book The Elsie Drake Letters and making some prank calls that possibly broke international law, and then Mount Eerie performing "Empty Paper Towel Roll" and "I Spoke with a Fish" from the new album 2024-11-21 23:47:23 +0000 UTC
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We contained multitudes this week including an unhinged zoom with Tim's only friend Robert Popper discussing his new book The Elsie Drake Letters and making some prank calls that possibly broke international law, and then Mount Eerie performing "Empty Paper Towel Roll" and "I Spoke with a Fish" from the new album 2024-11-21 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Gather 'round your computer screens for some new tunes from PNW music legend Phil Elverum of Mount Eerie, and a chat with our old pal Robert Popper about his new book The Elsie Drake Letters. Tune in LIVE Thursday 11/21 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/officehourslive or back here on Patreon for the embed.
BY DA WAY! This Sunday ...
2024-11-20 01:27:47 +0000 UTC
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I went back and forth about what the first entry of Vic’s Picks should be about. And then I went forth and back, and vice versa and made myself all stressed out for days causing my brain to give up. But I powered through for hours and hours thinking and now I’m back and have made a decision about what I should share with you all. How cool is that?? I did it. Don’t ever give up, folks.
Overthinking is a detriment to anyone’s happiness. It’s a form of fear. It’s planning for e...
2024-11-19 07:30:22 +0000 UTC
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Saturday Night, after our early exit from LCD Soundsystem, Marilyn and I came home to find Millie and our babysitter watching the last half of Mrs. Doubtfire. I sat with Millie and watched the rest of the movie with her. I can't remember the last time I saw it. I may have only seen it once when it originally was released in 1993. Would I have seen it in the movie theater? No, probably not. I reckon ...
2024-11-16 17:29:48 +0000 UTC
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Rats off to Tim's comedy life partner Eric Wareheim for joining us on zoom to officially ACKNOWLEDGE the 20 year anniversary of Tom Goes to the Mayor and musical guest Madi Diaz for going to Glendale to grace us with the gift of song with "For Months Now." We also heard about Tim's continued escapades with aliens visiting him at night, and met a new friend/spiritual advisor during the City of the Day segment. PLUS, more with Madi, a zoom from Vish Khanna, Doug's new Movie Bands game and ...
2024-11-14 22:52:31 +0000 UTC
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Rats off to Tim's comedy life partner Eric Wareheim for joining us on zoom to officially ACKNOWLEDGE the 20 year anniversary of Tom Goes to the Mayor and musical guest Madi Diaz for going to Glendale to grace us with the gift of song with "For Months Now." We also heard about Tim's continued escapades with aliens visiting him at night, and met a new friend/spiritual advisor during the City of the Day segment. PLUS, more with Madi, a zoom from Vish Khanna, Doug's new Movie Bands game and ...
2024-11-14 16:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Rats off to musical guest Madi Diaz for going to Glendale to grace us with the gift of song! Tune in LIVE tomorrow Thursday 11/14 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/officehourslive or back here on Patreon for the embed. By da way Tim will be officially ACKNOWLEDGING* the 20 year anniversary of Tom Goes to the Mayor.
*this is not a special episode.
Art by Dan Mulcahy
2024-11-13 16:54:18 +0000 UTC
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Hey friends, here's some lightness for you - I dig into the evolution of the song Bells Are Ringing, the closing track on Slipping Away. It started very differently from where it ended up...
I hope you enjoy it and have a great weekend!
P&L, T
2024-11-08 19:30:00 +0000 UTC
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Sit back, relax, and pour yourself a hot steaming cup of the holy trinity with our old pal comedian Mikey Kampmann in studio and our new pal comedian/activist Walter Masterson zooming in from the streets of Brooklyn. Along with that you can enjoy the premier of the new 2 Wet Crew video "Shiner" starring Doug, Mikey and Dave England. PLUS, a check in with Dave England, Doug and Mikey's Dolphin Slurs slide show and a secret recording of a Tim fan's wife.
Go see Tim on tour this winter! Ge...
2024-11-07 23:40:46 +0000 UTC
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Sit back, relax, and pour yourself a hot steaming cup of the holy trinity with our old pal comedian Mikey Kampmann in studio and our new pal comedian/activist Walter Masterson zooming in from the streets of Brooklyn. Along with that you can enjoy the premier of the new 2 Wet Crew video "Shiner" starring Doug, Mikey and Dave England. PLUS, a check in with Dave England, Doug and Mikey's Dolphin Slurs slide show and a secret recording of a Tim fan's wife.
Go see Tim on tour this winter! Ge...
2024-11-07 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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