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Serving the next meal…

Hehehe, no worries mates 🤭 we are looking at a joke on the usual ‘delicious ass’ comment. Not an actual meal.
But surely Chieftain Hiccup is surely gonna dive right in.

Also, is Valka that strong?

Yes, I think the Vikings in that show are super strong. Any population that is weekly wrestling dragons have to have some impressive strength. So lifting a small Frankish Princess is no problem at all.

I hope you like this dumb sketch 🤭 or at least find some amus...

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The Purple Cat

In a distraction pose.

Tonnie is not below using her body and hooters to distract the guards when there occasionally is no other way to get to the loot.

I hope you like it.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Ann Possible

Her and her shoulder angels… seeing something they all agree upon is marvelous. And of course that something is Ron’s crotch… Trying to figure out the dialogue but I think it would go a lot like this:

Smokey: Hey Shiny, have a look at Ron’s dick… his pants fell down while he slept.

Ann: Huh? Oh dear, Ronalds pants has rolled down and oh dear… My Ron you sure have grown…

Shiny: Oh goodness me, our precious Ronnie… he… he has one of those young man bone...

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Naked Muses.

Well of course I made them naked.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Trudy Proud

I have little for you today, sorry, been a little slow minded ♥️

Yours truly
Hammer

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Chapter 4 page 2

Hey everyone.

I have another page for you 😊

Yes, Flora is a singer. When she orgasms she breaks out into song, and she is a damned good one too.

I hope you enjoy it.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Chapter 4 page 1

I AM BACK!

And DAMN was it hard to get some peace and quite to do so 😑 you know those scenes in shows where a person sits down to really make an effort and focus at one particular thing, then BAM! A million things pop up at exactly that time!?

Yeah, there is some truth to that 😳
Maybe it’s because of your focus you simply notice the things more clearly, or maybe because you focus things are just drawn to you like a magnet!

🤔 I think both explanations holds me...

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Mike, Lu and Og

Okay, so I probably have to explain this one.

Mike Lu and Og was a show I was very fond of growing up. It was on Cartoon Network and was mainly two episodes together each lasting a little over ten minutes.

The story is about an American girl from Manhattan going on an exchange program to the Island called Albonquetine Island.

I think it technically is a territory under the British Empire as the islanders are descendants of the shipwreck of the british ship Betty Anne. ...

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Ruffnut Thorston

A dutiful Viking wife. I guess looking out for their many offspring all day has delayed her slightly, but fortunately Hiccup is more than patient. He might even jump at the chance to help her and standing right behind her - cough! I mean beside her of course 🤭

I hope you like this rump view of one of Hiccups frilles. A frille is a danish/norse word for something akin to a concubine/wife on the side. Kinda like an extra spouse. The word has some loose meanings.

Popularly it h...

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Another Sketch Page

Hey everyone.

Damn did this one pull out teeth. Why I ever wanted to be an architect is beyond me at this point - to me, drawing houses SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-ck 😓 I am also very much a functionalist fan. Straight lines, no curves, no waste of space.
I love playing sims but my houses always get to be with straight lines and something futuristic.

Other than that I hope you like this page that shows Carmen walking to the mall… and Katherine, AKA Kate Cerebellum, dolling up t...

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Crown Jewels of Arendelle

And the best part, the are hereditary ♥️

Hey everyone.
I have been away most of the day today, so I hadn’t had too much time to do stuff. I did have this thing in my mind ever since I some movies without really caring what they were, and I… well… I… did my thing. 🤭

I am glad to see all the positive answers on my question to more HTTYD content. I am very thankful for your interest and response. I will remember to set it on my mind to make more of that stuff. So...

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Another Sketch Page

Hey everyone.

Just another page for you. I have absolutely no idea how or why, but I managed to enter the zone with this page.
Now Carmen might have some resemblance to Tonnie, and I will address that soon, but I like to think it’s because Tonnie sets a fashion trend around the ladies of the city.

I hope you like our Carmens entrance into the comic.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Hey everyone.

I am still working on pages on the comic, but I was actually wondering, are there still a mood for some more HTTYD drawings of Hiccup and his Frilles?

Just curious.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Another Sketch Page

Hey everyone.

Good news, my back finally feels like it should. Only a little sore, but nothing bad.

Here is the next page of the story. I do feel we are making some progress.

I hope you enjoy it and that you are all doing well.♥️

Yours truly
Hammer

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RSAHNP - Susan Long

Another strangely silent and completely uneventful night in Middleton - the silent and cozy middle town of the Tri-City area.

Only on occasion would you either hear the strange distant barking of a dog catching the scent of a racoon, or the hooting of an owl in the trees looking for the next mouse to catch.

Even traffic noises were down considerably as the city was sleeping in these small hours of the morning.

In the suburbs the silence was only masked, again, by the animals...

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A little information

Apparently some elaboration are in order.

The sizes of the breasts in the comic and in my other work may differ in size for a number of different reasons.

One thing is the optic illusion.

You need to work your stuff to get a feeling across. We have a saying in my country: Exaggeration promotes understanding.

Like when I say - My back is killing me, I am not literally meaning killing as in call 911 - in my case 112 as I live in Denmark. ♥️
It’s like a vi...

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Another Sketch Page

Hey everyone.

I hope you are all doing well ♥️

I have taken some measures to get my back in order, and it worked, still some way to go, but there are no miracle cures ♥️

Other than that I hope you enjoy this next page in the story.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Another Sketch Page

Hey everyone.

I have had to invest in a better chair because my back was acting up. This new chair was a little pricey but not too much. And really, it’s the better option. After all, you can’t buy a new spine.

And it has helped a lot already. My back is still mildly sore, but it’s definitely going the right way.

I understand there was a little confusion on the last page. I get it, and I understand that this is not like reading a comic in usual tempo where you ge...

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Another Sketch Page

Hey everyone.

First of all thank you for all the opinions shared on my poll where I asked what way to turn in my small dilemma.
It was never really a question on which option that was gonna be the one I decided to go on, but more in the way of how the story had to progress. I am not sure you have read the story over on my writers page 😣 so I was a little torn.
But sometimes airing the thoughts can bring some clear sight - kinda like when Dumbledore empties his mind for memor...

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Tonnie Rockwaller

In her garden… sunbathing.

Stop me if you have seen this before 🤭

Tonnie goes out to welcome spring once again.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Bath time…

Narcissa has some standards… one is never to be impregnated in the bathtub. Simple as that.

I hope you like it.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Have a seat, Mrs Potter

Well, I guess that nice an ass meets a proper seat ♥️

I hope you like it.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Ann as Mrs. Incredible

She has the ass for that costume.

In fact, I dare say that ass is like 90% of that costume.

And she is a redhead and a milf so… basically she can be Mrs. Incredible only wearing the boots, the gloves and the mask…

Now that’s a drawing I really should get on.

I hope you like this.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Healthy Exercise

As I have recently begun to take more care of my body - daily walks, home workout, the likes, I sorta thought it would be fun to put Narcissa Potter - a pureblod witch in a muggle gym.
And I bet even the clothes are obscene to her. Now don’t get me wrong, Narcissa shows off flesh at a number of times, but I sorta figured she would look down upon this type of clothing, and I thought it would be funny for Harry to ‘force’ her to wear it.

Now I am not saying that Mrs Potter has ...

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Laundry

Tonnie: What? Even nudists do their laundry every once n a while.

Tonnie’s daughters aren’t reliable so she ends up doing most of the work around the house. That is, Tonnie doesn’t expect her girls to do her work, but now that they are basically all adults she appreciates the help.

Connie helps where she can, but… she is so clumsy that no help from Connie would actually be preferable.

Bonnie has her mind on other things and therefore either forgets or willfully ...

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Riley and Karen

I know Riley is technically adopted but, it seems huge butts run in the family.

I hope you like this sketch, and that you are all doing fine.

I have been battling a rough stomach these last few days, but are today I feel fine.

Yours truly
Hammer

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Sunlight Delight

Maria Renton getting some mid day action.

I hope you enjoy.
Yours truly
Hammer

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Justine’s Monday

The events portrayed in this writing is purely meant for entertainment only. They do not necessarily reflect the writers opinion or desires. All is written for fun and with no malice of forethought.

Please be considerate as English is not my first language.

Yours truly
Hammer

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The ever annoying tone of the smartphone rang Justin...

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Disaster!

Hopefully the Swedish Minister for Magic‘s wife is a kind and understanding woman who doesn’t mind.

Haven’t we all been there?
Half way to the destination only to realize you have forgotten the unique guest soap, or a nice little flower arrangement… URGH!

I hope you like this illustration of Minister and his wife on their way to an important dinner.

Yours truly
Hammer

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The date went well…

Very well in fact.

I noted a wish for other girls like Ann in that previous art, so I thought… Tonnie!

This is a different scene than Ann’s.

Ann’s scene was after a good long night. This is actually the beginning of a long night of endless lovemaking. And as we all know, Rockwallers are loud women. They proclaim their orgasms with as much force as they can muster.

And you might note that the fabric around Tonnie’s butt is looking a little transparent… ...

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