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Dad Bod - Breakfast in Bed Styled!

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Mr. Andersen -|- Inside Out

I always like media with themes of personifications of various emotions and psycological concepts! This movie carries that same charm....though having a quintessential good hot dad figure also helps. I can easily see him eventually widening out into the proper recliner-dad blob build- just an element of getting older, amirite? 👀 Maybe submitting to the slothful sumptuous sluggishness of a mor...

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Salacious Summer Sketches

Alternate titles for this post:
- A Flurry of Rogue Asses
- Miscellaneous Mounds of Mammoth Massiveness

I've had this file full of bits and end pieces (lol) that I thought I'd compile and upload to a proper post on patreon! Sometimes I'll do a study for practice, realize I have ONLY rendered the ass, and think "well, I don't want to draw the rest of it, but to waste such cheeks..."

On his daily default, Ceran is usually a jeans and sweatpants kind of man. However, during t...

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Vacation Time Vastness

Langley had plans for their vacation. Well, most folks tend to, when it comes to holidays and getting the most out of them, but this was a tad different. Motivated. Specific. Desires that Ceran was not privy to, or at the very least, the depths in which they'd expand. It was always a cautious dance at first, maintaining the charade of caring about the sanctity of his waistline and the cobbled abs that were steadily melting away into butter with every shrimp cocktail. Another bit...

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Everyone is Doin' Somethin'

Got a little cluster of drawings that all individually started as warm-ups, but felt they could do with a little color! Ceran is doing is best at being one of the street leads, but frankly it's too early in the day for half of these people's shenanigans. Just one day, ONE DAY, he'd like to get flavor blasted on his porch without a Hydra attack or tooth fairy infestation demanding he pry himself out of a camping chair. Paulie meanwhile, is....well, just being Paulie. Utterly comfortable with h...

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Ensnared (Affectionately)

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Cyclops -|- X-men / Marvel Universe

I know almost nothing about Cyclops, but I do know.....that superheroes like this tend to have easily recognizable iconic designs that are great to draw! So everyone can easily identify who is getting plumped up into some charming villain's personal loveseat! :D
There is something to be said about how fetishistically classic the whole superhero super-costume trope is! So ripe with fet...

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Sketches & WIPs Galore!

Some sketches I've been hacking away at between my rotations of things!
I will be weird about it and address the end two images first! Slowly but surely, I'm getting to carve out some examples of Isklen elves to line up for their reference / concept art! I've been very much wanting to make a nice line of these weirdo sea-lovers to showcase the diversity they can manage while still maintaining core Isklen features. That said, they can also double as good base models any time I want to draw...

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Adamantium Abundance!

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Wolverine -|- X-men / Marvel Universe

Superhero costumes— they don't hold up like they used to!
Tried my hand at a MUUUUCH larger version to give you folks an extra treat.

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Warm-up Round-Up!

I say round up, but I am not a very good sheep-dog. I'm trying to remember to gather up all the sketches and little pieces I've been sharing on the patreon discord the past couple of weeks to amass them all in one post— alas, I misplace so many. Eventually I'll get a nice little pile cleaned up!

Your regularly scheduled NSFW will be arriving shortly, but for now feel free to peruse some of things I've been doing to try and pull myself out of this funk. Trying to distill body...

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Dirty Bulk - Double XP

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Ike -|- Fire Emblem series / Smash

My only personal passing familiarity with Ike is through Smash Brothers, and the copious amounts of responsibly sourced bara bait art. Must be hard being a full-time rugged swordsman stud trying to maintain a protective physique for your kingdom, or whatever your driving narrative is. Maybe needs a break. Maybe needs multiple breaks. Twenty consecutive breaks on the couch with an extra cr...

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"Real quick, while everyone else is busy-"

I decided I liked the canon feature of Ceran's loads being EXXXTRA abundant when he's really REEEALLY into the vibes. Just somethin' about that certain person just HITS a special scintillating way. I couldn't deposit the simple series of thoughts out of my mind until I drew it out! It was going to be a much smaller view / shit, but lol you know me, ended up drawing the full body so I could have a better grasp of things. And of course, naturally, I just really love size difference. I know he's...

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We like it when they breathe out tho';

All characters & themes featured in my work are entirely fictional and in no way are based on, or involving, real people or identities. All characters depicted are fictional consenting adults over the age of 18, and all acts depicted are consensual on the part of all involved parties.



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Kafka Hibino -|- Kaiju No. 8
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Isklen Curses: The Four Fins of Votai

You might recall a previous image I did featuring a more traditional-fantasy Ceran, pairing him with the spectral companion of an ancient soul-bound orca spirit that seeks to spread its influence. WE'RE GOING BACK, just in time for Mer-May! I'm making it a weird one!

In Isklen culture, the elves recognize the spirits of ancient primordial gods that haunt their seas— some benevolent, some mischievous. Votai is one such entity, but since he falls into the class of being detrimental to ...

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"Gonna make us so much money-"

Oh this? This one was extra self-indulgent. This one was for the Nubs. Needed it.

So anyway, now that I'm not teetering on the precipice as hard these days, I've been allotted some long overdue game time! Therefor, I was finally able to sit down and play Dave the Diver. Unsurprisingly it's promptly become one of my all-time favorite games! I love the characters, the aesthetic is so on brand for me, it's just a fun time.

AND OF COURSE. THERE'S COBRA. I had three minutes with Co...

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Homegrowing a God

Doomsdaypecs-post featuring a patron's OC Kurr — a hardy orc warrior who appears to have caught the attentions and affections of some local oceanic ogres!!! They're a strange coastal cult, deadset on growing themselves a new god worthy of their worship. And the ogres? Well, they seem to have a fondness for whales!

I think this is a fun, wicked, 'lil premise!

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Mischief Mirrors!

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Brian Vouvali -|- Palms Crossing (Original Setting)

Brian always had a penchant for collecting old interesting things! Much of it came with the territory of being a passionate archeologist, often turning his own living quarters into additional temporary relic storage for all his museum management! Peers present him with all manner of strange and rare antiquities, however that doesn't necessarily mean they know&nbs...

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LAYNE LOADING . . .

While this was TECHNICALLY a patron request, I was just so inspired by the concept, so SMITTEN, I went and let myself just have such a TIME with this! It's been awhile since I sat down and just soaked into what I was working on. Took my time, considered all my ideas (and oh there's so many MANY cool creative things I can do with this aesthetic), and I think the results are better for it. Honestly I could have worked on this forever, playing with all the little details, considering how many wa...

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Adjustments? ENHANCEMENTS!

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Iron Man -|- Marvel Universe

He's had to get his armor e x p a n d e d on, but weird, somehow the calibrations are already out of date! Inaccurate! He should probably consider more flexible armor, perhaps more expansive set-ups....or don't, KEEP DOING THIS THING INSTEAD. 💖

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Celebrating New Chair

BY DESTROYING THE OLD ONE UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF ASS-

Managed to finalize the recent sketch I posted in discord while breaking in a long overdue new chair!!! HUGE GET FOR ME. I've struggled to accept that an obscene deal of the pain I've been shouldering has been the result of not having a proper chair. It's been difficult trying to rectify this, because I'm apparently just too short for regular chairs! They end up just being murder on my skeleton I GUESS. SO, I had to bite the bullet and...

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Hunka' Chunka HercULES~!

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Hercules -|- Animated Movies of Same Name, also greek lore

You ever not realize you have a "thing?" Until someone points out said thing? Mine has apparently been huggable hunks expanding with age. Just getting downright couch-filling as they lean into the lurid laziness of a sedinariy lifestyle, a little less riddled with high octane monsters! Something about the transformative performance of it all! The sheepishness, the ...

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Patreon Discord Server - LIVE NOW! WOW, NEAT!




- Server Pin Post -
EDIT: 8/13/2024 Cleaned up and refurbished to easier link this page on the masterpost!

- Patreon should automatically dump you into the discord server if your account is linked!
- If this is not the case, please feel free to message me for an invite & I'll lob it your way!
- The server is largely moderated by bots, and bots can make mista...

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Hands-on Healing

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Harvey -|- Stardew Valley

Dr. Harvey the House-Husband has a nice ring to it! Alas, he insists on still working the clinic, though the amount of exercise gained from doing so is up for question. Gotta give him many visits. To feel- I MEAN see how he's doing.

....there is a special challenge in trying to do a thickened up doomsdaypecs style version of a canon character who tends to be very health conscious with their die...

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Laying with the Locals; Keychain!

I didn't forget about this series, I just be rotating through a lot of WIPs! Oh so many WIPs, just flying around. But yes!!! Anywho!!! I had this as a sketch in my bag of tricks for weeks but was trying to decide a fitting bottom from the neighborhood. Not Gil or Ferris or even Langley because I can't see him boning down with them in particular in a place so grungy. They'd require at LEAST a politely padded sofa! After a friend mentioned that Keychain is their personal fav out of Paulie's Jer...

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Saw Mr. Lynch Getting His Mail Today

Since the other thing I'm working on is taking longer to finish than anticipated, I thought fuck it, let me lean into some momentary whimsy and polish up this little diddy inspired off a gainer vid I peeped on youtube. Who me, getting distracted? Wild, crazy, so unheard of, never happens, fake news! ANYWAY, I'm on a big inspo kick revolving around the situational circumstance of Ceran's recent hedonism binges being noticed by locals, including such flavorful fetishi...

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Ceran Solos Big WIP!

These are all from a bigger progress-piece, and while getting to do big lewd sheets is wonderful for the outcome? God DAYUM is it exhaustive and time consuming. I HATE going for too many days without giving you folks something to ogle at. I'm juggling a variety of things right now, cooking with lot of pots, but it would be nice to have at least ONE fully fleshed out completed piece for you guys besides just a parade of hopeful WIPs. Rotating many potatoes. BUT....they are a lot of wo...

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Unintended Development!

I think we're overdue for a sequence piece, and although they are a time-consuming affair that's fair more involved than the usual single-style pin-ups? It's worth it. I am dreadfully sleepy and been working on a bunch of stuff all day, however I REALLY wanted to get a post out for you kind patient folk! I was hoping to get it done tonight, that doesn't seem to be in the cards, so the least I can do is drop you the WIP as well as a bonus warm-up paint-practice-piece featuring some fresh and r...

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Chuck & Buck Swimmin' Hole

Had a request for more Chuck & Buck, and since this was a sketch I had hanging out in the WIPs it felt fair to finish it! These good 'ol boys do love a warm sunny day at the pond, forgetting themselves and their business for a bit to wash off a little of the savory summer sweat from a mornin' of chorin'. But not wash off TOO much. Buck (the Appalachian orc, as a reminder) strikes me as the sort that probably incited this encounter! Chuck might be horny, but he's kind of a space cadet and ...

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Stacked Deck

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Seto Kaiba & Joey Wheeler -|- Yu-Gi-Oh!

Even when I don't have a particular interest in a canon/fandom/IP, I still find immense satisfaction in getting to draw people's fav canon crushes in their fav....very specific nut-worthy situations, lmao. There's something so GRATIFYING about seeing someone so enthusiastic and delighted, I love it so.

Let's see, what do I know about these characters....well, Kaiba is very cunt...

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A p p e t i t e

Had another request for more Paulie, and frankly we were overdue for some proper Paulie pin-up'ery! He is very confident and shameless, and while a strict dom/top sort, he won't turn down dutiful worship from a handsy horny helper. I'm hoping next time I can do his more monstery forms! I've been enjoying playing up his more fiendish physical features!
It's often a struggle shading the color red because it always looks like slightly darker red? But I realized if I just overlay the shit out ...

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Working from Home

I'm counting this as part of the slut sketch series. Genuinely, this started as an attempt to redraw a photo/meme, and somehow ended up as peak vaporwave vibes. It was going to just be the top window, BUT I GUESS WE'RE GETTING THE FULL THING! It's been awhile since I've been able to sneak in one of these, so allow me this indulgence. 🌆✨

The context was the guy having to let the deliverer snapshot the delivered food as proof of arrival and he was wearing that shirt. Can re...

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Sunday Afternoon

Sometimes when it comes to art of this caliber I never know what to make the title, since I feel like MASSIVE ISKLEN HAMS CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM might get me flagged. This is continued off of yesterday's post of wanting to try and make one Ceran sketch a day for like, at LEAST a week. That would be...

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