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Fancy a hot bath?

Patreon Request / Suggestion!
A request for Uncle Iroh of the Avatar series!!! Had this on my To-Do List for some time and the planets finally aligned in my brain chemistry to make drawing this a reality. Very handsome kind old man. This is high level kink, you gotta rise the ranks to get on a level this superior. Jump some hoops, do some laps, then come back and welcome nice old man lust into your life.

I actually never got to properly watch Avatar when i...

Personalities of the Palms Crossing Neighborhood

I put more time and effort into these than I probably should have but I do not regret anything, they are perfect. And I don't usually toot my own horn!

Paulie is a chaos Italian, Anais be beefin' with a subsection of the scifi community, and Ceran is being Ceran, oversharing his sexual adventures to any foolish soul that dared to reflexively ask "how are you doing?" You're supposed to say "good and you," Mr. Lynch, and not inform them of how you recently let a handsome gnome gentleman ...

Getting into Shape

Patreon Request / Suggestion!
Round counts as a shape!!! Had some solid requests for some good 'ol Peter B. Spiderman, and frankly his bod was MEANT for doomsdaypecs style. If that suit was a snug fit before, it's gonna have some containment struggles going forward!

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO LEFT FEEDBACK ON THE WIP POLL! You really helped me power through my douchey indecision and that ended in some groovy results.
Also why are gray sweatpants so perfectl...

Opinions needed!

I shit you not I can't decide how to play with the Spiderman suit-top over those power-moobs! Normally I consult the magic 8-Ball for an answer, but this one has THREE options that are all good! This seemed like a good time to leave it in the hands of you folks. I'll have the poll up for a day, and THEN finish this with the popular vote!

Fuck, should the tum also be ripping out of the suit, or...

It's the Ambiance

My body has been running me through it the past few days so it's been a nightmare trying to get anything done. I now properly understand how chronic pain can really just make a person go mad. Just days of chaotic unrelenting pain that makes no sense, no pattern, no solve, just trying to make it less cutting with no shortage of ibuprofen. BUT! I try anyway. It is all one can do.

So friends were talking about the underrated wonderfulness that is "implied sex" or "implied lewd." ...

Dad-Bod Compare & Appreciate

Patreon Request / Suggestion!
I admit I know next to nothing about these characters, Roy Harper / Will Harper, but I can appreciate a fine passion for a good huggable dad shape. Take the two of them, well fed, comparing sumptuously soft middles— that's what spandex and over-stretched button-ups are for!

Chuck & Buck

Chuck & Buck, Owners of Chuck's Fuck & Suck (Formerly Sneeds)

I get really excited about really stupid ideas sometimes. A lot of times.

Southern US business couple, bar / club owners. Chuck (Isklen Elf) & Buck (Appalachian Orc). Chuck is the original owner and the capitol, but Buck is the brains behind it. Chuck is a bit of a well-meaning dullard, often described as "having his heart in the right place." Buck is charmed by this, though Chuck being ...

The Comeback of Passion Patties

Patreon Request / Suggestion!
I really just be out here drawing fat old men from old youth TV shows with so few reGERTS. Got so fixated on finishing this that I was up all night and then I'm like "why is my back in extreme pain and it's 5am how dare???" But Jerry is worth it. Gotta pay respects to these shows that unintentionally (or intentionally, tbh?) spawned a generation of fresh faced fetishists in such a cavalier fashion.

Update: SOLD - Adoptable MANTICORE MAN!

Been a hot minute since I fashioned out an adoptable, but times are tough and I must release one of my brain-babes into the world! Got hit with a dentist bill out of no where (apparently insurance didn't cover it all and they only sent it out now, so that's just super cool and neat and I'm totally not grumpy as all fuck at all). I'd like to offer some YCHs in the near future, but commissions can be rather nebulous in the time involved, where at least with adoptables the product is fu...

General Life Update!

If you're not interested in my life status, or heartfelt thank yous, feel free to skip the bottom part / next half! I just like to keep folks in the loop as I slip and stumble my way to survival. I have a lot of incoming posts, it's just a lot of my pieces are in messy WIP stages and hardly fit for posting yet. BUT SOON! And like, ACTUALLY soon, not "SOON™." My MS had a bad flare-up this week and it's been a rough go of it, but I keep going regardless! The picture above may seem strange, bu...

DROP!

Had on one of my little sticky notes that someone requested specifically this, so I wanted to try my hand on it between other pieces! Additionally, since it got me good and thinking, I'm adding in a lil mini fic for those who may enjoy it!

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“Yeah I’m a ‘lil behind on my routine, been kind of a homebody this Spring, but hey I’ll get back in shape soon enough! You know me, I always bounce back in time...

A soft Supes!!!

Patreon Request / Suggestion!
It's often so ironic that I chose the mail-order-superhero but then don't have a lot of personal interest / focus in superheroes, especially when the costumes are RIPE for fetish material!!! Soft tums in over-stretched lycra is some quality stuff! Sexy sexy spandex. Feels like he's wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, NOTHING AT ALL!

CB's Fav Tattoo

I had this thought just taking up space in my brain forever. It's nice to finally put it on paper! Cornbread probably has more tattoos than any of my characters and I regret it, because I didn't actually like...draw them separately on their own png and then just warp and liquefy as need be. Instead, I was propelled by whimsy and just drawing as I was going along, as I so often do, only to realize what a pain in the ass he'd be to draw again given this "feature."

But I enjoy the Cornbr...

A Cool & Refreshing Warm-Up

A """warm up""" because I need to get better at drawing twinks but I keep accidentally twunking them out. I would like to post more progress pieces, more warm-ups, to share ANYTHING with the kind people here supporting me and not just feeling compelled to ONLY do full fleshed out pieces.

That said, super totally LOVE when I say "this will be a quick warm-up, just a bit of practice, you need to actually practice more and not just always developing things into full pieces," and...

Paulie Face Practice

I want to be able to draw Paulie more so I need to get better at drawing his face!  It's always a fascinating experience visualizing a character and than trying to transmute them into reality through their basic potato'y shapes.

I'm letting myself fall in love with older gentleman faces, they're such a buffet to artistic sensibilities! All the little wrinkles and folds, all the age defining character in the way features sag or soften. They're the most fun to paint / highlight!!! ...

Summer Vacations are for Hedonism

I was gripped by the overwhelming urge to make a plus sized Nathan. I'm sorry I've been drawing him a lot lately, he's just been getting a lot of character development in my brain adventures so the art ideas are snappin' like a spoon in a microwave! I was supposed to be resting, but since I consider this a smidge self-indulgent, I'll count it as a part of recovery time!!!

As previous history dictates? Being a close friend of Ceran can often result in his own questionable habits rubbing...

Master Kohga and his dutiful Yiga Clan!

Patreon Request / Suggestion!
It's so funny when you accidentally fall in infatuated fixation with a character you either never expected to love or didn't have strong opinions on them initially. The Yiga Clan are just these accidentally charming villains, just utter goobers, so much so that it's hard not to enjoy their attempted shenanigans. Especially because Kohga got that absolute pile of ass back there for no reason, luring me in like a cartoon oaf levitating ...

Suggestion / Request Thread!

We're overdue for one of these, so let's go!
I did manage to complete a lot of the previous requests and suggestions I had on my plate, however naturally there's still some in my backlog waiting for me to revisit them. There's always a hot mess of reasons why I make not be actively working on a certain WIP, usually just meaning my mojo isn't correct for it at the time or I need to refresh my eyes if I got stuck on something, and then I circle back later. Apologies if that sometimes takes l...

Isklen Coastal Cooking

Being a very sea-savvy people (given that the country of Isklendos is a bountiful archipelago) means that seafood plays a huge part in their cuisine. If it's safe and edible you can be sure these elves will try to marinate it or slather it in vivacious spices. While the main bulk of their recipes are centered around a collection of fish, shellfish, and poultry? Isklen people are not shy about slicing meat and organs off recently felled monsters they down in their maritime hunts. Although the ...

Homegrown Results

Ferris found Ceran to be the ideal specimen for him and his excruciatingly selective tastes. Larger than him, maturer in years, armed with an appetite, and willing to be submissive in a way that could dance beautifully with Ferris's own decisive method of domination. He'd never forget the day he discovered that the midaged beef-elf that shared his gym had also shared his flare for feederism. The twinkle in his eye was a zealous one as he pried the Isklen for elaboration, asking how he liked t...

The Most Brutal & Blackest of Banquets

With the most devastatingly heavy metal calorie counts....

Listen, in my defense, Metalocalpyse gave Nathan Explosion at least two separate fat/weight gain episodes and I've never been able to delete it from my pint-sized-pervert brain.  

Summer Lovin'-

I was going through my backlog of stuff I can now post publicly and as I was reviewing that previous Nathan/Indi fuck piece I just thought of this. It was SUPPOSED to be a real quick shitpost doodle to pair with it but lmao.

They're an interesting pairing, I don't know how / when I started slapping them together, I just think they're funny. Indi's comfy southern slobbishness Vs. Nathan's prim and persnickety bitch-heat! Nathan probably uses Indiana as a quality quickie bootycall but to...

KING OF THE ZORA

God I love Sidon, one of my all time favorite characters, so getting to progress through this commission was a labor of love. GOTTA A LOT OF VERSIONS THIS ONE! Ones only you gems on patreon are getting treated to! There's an additional cock alt I tossed in because I was curious at drawing a more trad shark-humanoid dick (that's a fun sentence) but honestly it feels like there's no shortage of cool ways you can tackle it. I really went full whore on that bisexual lighting tho'. HAPPY PRIDE! 2023-06-07 11:29:59 +0000 UTC View Post

A 'lil Layne Love

I haven't drawn Layne Raine in a hot minute, so I thought it'd be refreshing for my mojo to circle back! A sort of "art therapy," I suppose. For those who don't know, the TL;DR version is Layne Raine is Ceran's alter ego / performance persona. The whole plot can basically be distilled into Ceran having once secretly been this mega-famous powerhouse singer oh so many moons ago, whom of which was believed to have died in a plane accident back in the 80s. The truth is that being Layne Raine ende...