Boy these things keep getting shorter huh? Could it be because I want to avoid repeating myself?
...or maybe there's something suspicious about this post-game...
2023-11-03 09:27:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I actually wanted to post this update earlier but my internet's been out all day (you know how Mediacom is...).
Battle Network 4 is now 100% completed, and I even managed to get the ha ha funny number look at that! All of the audio is recorded and edited, just got some video editing left to do now that I've got footage of all the post-game stuff. Got held up a little too long by BassXX and grinding BugFrags for a certain worthless battlechip that shall not be named... it's Si...
2023-10-31 01:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Last upload was glitched to hell! Hopefully this one is fine!
Thanks for sticking with me through endless technical difficulties!
2023-09-14 20:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everybody, you're probably confused so let me explain what this post is about!
If you've been to streams over the past month or on the discord you might have noticed mention of a "secret video" that I meant to release before moving on to Zero 3.
Well ya see, a long time ago on this channel I released a series of videos reviewing each of the Twisted Metal games. These went on to be the first set of reviews I released that I would consider a "success", whic...
2023-07-23 14:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Alternate title: The Worst Way to Spend 40 Hours
'preciate all the support as always my dope as hell Kernel bros, bro-ettes and non-bro-naries!
2023-07-07 07:03:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Well damn, that took about uh... 20 hours longer than I thought it would...
Boy do I have some stuff to say about this nightmare.
Third post game review coming ASAP!
2023-06-27 10:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I MADE IT JUST IN TIME! TEN MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!
Thanks as always everyone for your patience and support! It makes this corn man feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
2023-06-12 04:51:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Here you are you generous Kernels you. A sneak peek at the first chunk of the Star Force review/retrospective/thing!
Full video is on the way.
(and Battle Network 3 Post Game will be out next month as well~)
2023-05-31 12:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting thoroughly destroyed in the Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection live!
Stream starts tonight here via Youtube on Friday, May 26th at 6:30pm CT
(check the stream preview for your local time countdown)
2023-05-26 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo going by that poll it seems we have plenty of people who can participate in a potential Legacy Collection Netbattle stream!
While I own the game on PC and will be playing that version on screen, I'm sure there will be others in chat who would be up to play with the cobs on other platforms as well.
I've completed Battle Networks 3, 4 and 6 so those are the games I have usable folders for currently, so I tried to wait a few weeks to give people a chance to p...
2023-05-17 04:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello once again esteemed members of Team Kernel!
I'm planning to do a special Patron only stream where we can netbattle/trade/set up BN4 tournaments and all that in the Battle Network Legacy Collection.
But it occurred to me that I should check how possible that would even be, since the collection has no crossplay... SO if you own the game go ahead and tell me below which console(s) you have the Legacy Collection on so I can get an idea of if we have enough people for this to eve...
2023-05-05 23:20:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Come on down and watch me ruin everything on a technical level!
2023-04-06 00:39:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Haseo is back for more edge-ventures! Watch as he learns to interact with people like an actual human instead of a living Papa Roach song!
Thanks to Team Kernel for funding this hour and a half long spew of memes and vague observations!
2023-03-09 23:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
A quick early look at another hour and a half long nightmare!
Full video coming soon!
2023-03-03 02:39:31 +0000 UTC View PostHey there everyone!
I know it's been a bit since the last main video so I just wanted to update you guys a bit on what's going on around here lately and my plans for the future.
First off on the main video front, .hack /GU Volume 2 should be releasing in about a week. Star Force 1 will follow after that sometime in April (hopefully?)
The release of the Battle Network Legacy Collection in mid-April may shift plans around as I'm gonna be making...
2023-02-25 05:23:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Krimas and Happy Holidays my Kernels! I've brought a lovely gift of early access for you all.
A little later than I wanted but that's the price you pay for uh... quality...?
2022-12-30 05:16:24 +0000 UTC View Post
OKAY GOOD, YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT?
Sorry about the first few seconds being messed up. There was a mistake when rendering the video that made some parts get shuffled around. It's all good after about 15 seconds in. I've located the source of the errors and will fix them before the public upload tomorrow!
Thanks for the support as always guys, even though I had a TON of technical issues on this one I hope you like it!
2022-11-11 08:49:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, I was just uploading a chunk of the next video to check for copyright claims and thought "Hey, I know some kernels who might like a little preview.", so here's the first 12 minutes or so of .hack!
Full video should be out in 2-3 days.
2022-11-06 05:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The second chapter of my endless hell quest arrives! Buckle up for nearly a half hour of complaining and screaming that YOU literally paid to see!
2022-10-07 12:33:42 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings members of Team Kernel!
I'll be uploading a video later this week with more details about future videos, but for now I have a question for you.
I've got an idea of a schedule for the rest of this year into the start of next year. (The Zero sequels and Starforce are already part of that schedule so no need to ask about them), but I wanna ask you guys which of these two videos I've been working on you'd like to see next.
Which ever vi...
2022-09-05 01:40:45 +0000 UTC View Post
It finally arrives! The longest and hardest I've worked on... possibly anything in my entire life...
Thanks so much for allowing me to even get to this point.
2022-08-13 18:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, as everything in my life gets in the way and all of my equipment explodes and glitches one by one, I managed to toss out this little preview for my most loyal members of Team Kernel!
Just a little something so you guys can see I am, in fact, working and this video does, in fact, exist!
2022-08-02 01:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post
After a dozen or so rendering attempts the second part of the Dreamcast video is done! Not perfect, still a few glitches hangin' around but I didn't want to just delay this review forever.
I put a ton of work into this one, hope you cobs enjoy!
2022-06-01 00:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access for the obscure Dreamcast games review! The first review with a brand new editing software and S L I C K 1080p/60FPS!
If you're concerned that I forgot about my dear cobs, don't worry, the version released publicly tomorrow will have a proper end card and plugs. I just didn't have time to confirm every Patron's name tonight so the video just sorta stops with no outro.
2022-05-08 06:42:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey-o everyone! Got some sweet buttery early content for ya.
As you might have heard from a few updates I've done, I have been working the past few weeks (or months I guess...) on updating the aesthetic of the channel. I've switched over to DaVinci Resolve, a much more powerful editing software, in addition to just changing things around and trying to pretty up the place.
So here's a small preview of the video dropping Saturday to give you an idea of what the...
2022-05-06 08:19:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your early access you gorgeous corn people you!
2022-04-04 08:35:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Well here it is, the first... sixth of the Battle Network Post-Games! I can't thank you guys enough for supporting me to the point where I even can put time aside to make this.
It made the unceasing tedium of 100%-ing Battle Network 1 worth it... almost.
2022-02-04 02:58:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Does it still count as "early access" if the whole review is two weeks late?
2022-01-16 03:06:47 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while since I've updated here on Patreon and I do apologize for that. It's mostly been little updates here and there that Youtube or streams are a better platform for. But today I've got the first few minutes of the Mega Man Legends review for you guys! It's not much but consider it a peace offering for my absence.
(as always, the preview looks worse than the final video so don't worry about misaligned footage or anything like that)
I've also got something special in t...
2022-01-10 09:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post