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Aug 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

Shoot, I never linked the folder for all of last month's art, did I...? Better late than never, I suppose.

Attached is all of August's art in clean, high-res PNGs! Enjoy!

Hyper-Titty Starfire!

More hyper Titans stuff! This time it's Starfire and her monster-sized alien milkers.

Who knows, maybe Tamaranean milk IS actually green. Maybe it even tastes like shamrock shakes!

Hyper-Booty Raven!

Raven's finally back! This time with a good ol' fashioned hyper caboose!

Poor girl's still getting used to her new size. But on the bright side, she has her very own built-in beanbag chair now!

Also included are some hyper-gassy alts, because it was imperative.

Myrtle the Tanuki!

More species-swapping with Myrtle!

He certainly makes for a cute tanuki, despite what he probably thinks! He's got plenty of built-in drums, at least~

July 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

Howdy patrons! Here's all of July's artwork, in high-res png form! Quite a haul this month, honestly.

Enjoy!

Squigly's Bathtime

Got a whole ton of pictures this time!

It's Squigly! And she's taking care of some personal hygiene and grooming with the help of her parasite Leviathan! 

Yeah, bathing and shaving a corpse probably would be pretty gross.

Chunky Susie

Another remake of some old art! This time with Creepy Susie!

The poor girl's literally just begging for it...won't someone help her out? Just be sure not to contract anything!

Featuring a version inspired by LazorChef's own chubby drawings of her!

Cleo & Joan: Historically Accurate

Clone High's finally coming back! You know what that means....time to remake a couple pictures I drew four years ago!

Here's Joan of Arc and Cleopatra - the originals, not mere clones! It seems a lot of information was lost in the cloning process, anyway. But maybe that was a good thing!

June 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

Here's June's artwork, everyone! I know it's a little dry again, so to compensate I threw in some high-res linear wips on the house!

Enjoy!

Beary Big Bluebear

More Animal Crossing stuff!

I really like how Bluebear's new sweater in New Horizons leaves so much of her lower half exposed, so naturally I had to draw her big and pear-shaped.

Too much peach juice, I guess.

May 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

And here's all the high-res art from the month of May! Otherwise known as the month of Gigantamax Myrtle!

Gigantamax Myrtle: The Ass Edition

Gigantamax Myrtle is back! And so is his gigantic ass.

A clap of his asscheeks like that would probably cause a magnitude 9.0 earthquake...crikey!

Gigantamax Myrtle!

Myrtle's back!

And somehow he got his hands on the Gigantamax ability from Pokemon's Galar region...I'm sure he'll manage with as little destruction as possible!

...I don't know, I just really wanted to draw Myrtle giant and pear-shaped.

In both normal and human flavors, too!

April 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder - FIXED)

Sorry for the delay, everyone! But attached is all of April's art, high-res and complete with all alt versions!

...Yeah, I know it's just technically one picture this time. I guess Animal Crossing ate up way more of my time than I anticipated. But I'm back to drawing now and have stuff already in store for May, so hold tight!

And as always, thank you guys so much for supporting me!

Muff in the Buff

...Well, almost.

Here's Muffy - my favourite Animal Crossing villager! And it's a scenic island getaway, so she's in her best summer bikini! You just might want to find a different place to sit first...

Yep, take a wild guess what I've been busy playing these past few weeks!

March 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

Nope, this isn't a prank!

All of March's artwork, high-res with all alt versions, in a handy-dandy zip folder for all you supporters to enjoy!

Here's hoping April is at least *slightly* kinder to us as well - in the meantime, stay safe and clean out there!

Green on the Beach (Disgust)

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Are we all staying home and washing our hands? Good.

Here's one of my favourite green girls, Disgust from Inside Out! She has the entire beach to herself too! Maybe it's because everyone's staying home...or maybe it's because she's gigantic and scared everybody off. Who knows.

There's a whole bunch of alts this time too, so hope you enjoy!

Toriel and her Guests!

Finally, that Toriel picture I promised almost a year ago!

Goodness, she really knows how to offer some great hospitality, doesn't she? I have a feeling these guys won't be leaving any time soon!

...Also, she might be expecting. I sure wonder who the father is...

I really love Toriel, so it was a treat to draw her again. Hope you guys enjoy!

LaBarbara goes Boom

Labarbara from Futurama, that is!

Here she is trying some black magic to improve her figure - only to have it backfire on her. I dunno though, seems like an improvement to me!

I always enjoyed LaBarbara's character, underrated as she is. So this was something I had in mind for quite a while!

February 2020's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

Here it is, patrons!  All of February's art conveniently organized into one zip folder - in high res PNG form, no less!

Enjoy!

Myrtle the Human!

It's Myrtle's...humansona, I guess? Or maybe it's a skin-sona.

I always imagined Myrtle being black, honestly! Dark-skinned goths are a treasure we need more of~

You'll definitely be seeing more of him like this in the future!

We're finally back! Plus some updates!

Well, that was a long hiatus, wasn't it? Apologies too; seeing as how I was in the middle of a drawing funk and wasn't updating for months at a time, I felt it better if I just paused everything until I could get back to a regular routine. And now that I'm finally back to drawing and posting stuff, we can fire things back up again!

That said, I did make a couple changes to the page just to make things simpler and have less to worry about - namely getting rid of the $3 tier and pinup pol...

May 2019's Artwork! (Zip Folder)

Here it is, patrons! A handy .zip folder with all of May's art in slapping good full-res PNG format - complete with linework WIPs!

...Yeah, I know it's just technically one piece this month. Hopefully June won't end up being as dry.

Either way, hope y'all enjoy, and thanks again for all your support!

May Poll Results! Plus some announcements.

Well, you guys all voted, and Toriel came out on top for May's monthly poll! Meaning you can all look forward to a special piece involving her later this month, which of course you'll be able to see a full week before everyone else!

Speaking of which, I do want to apologize if I've seemed oddly scarce lately. Currently I'm busy finishing some new prints for a convention I'll be selling at in July, so naturally it's taken up most of my free time. Fortunately I...

Pucker Up!

Behold, my first piece of new art on Patreon! And you lucky stiffs get to see it all a week early!

I wanted to do something to thank you guys for already showing so much support - and what better way than a big sloppy smooch from Ma Mustard herself?

It Begins!

And here it is - the grand opening, folks!

I'm still in the process of sprucing this place up just a bit, but I WILL say I already have some brand new art in the works that I'm hoping to finish up soon - plus I already have a great idea for my very first monthly poll, so my patrons already have both to look forward to!

Keep your eyes peeled in the meantime, and here's to a fun, successful run!