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Making a Deal

Hidden deeply somewhere in the Land of Fire was one of the long-abandoned Uchiha clan hideouts. In the middle of said hideout sat a young man with black hair, black eyes, and an indifferent facial expression on his face. It was clear that he was waiting for someone.

Unfortunately, someone else appeared instead of the person he was waiting for.

"Yo, Itachi. You have prepared quite an excellent stage for your final battle."

An ugly expression appeared on Itachi's face when he ...

The Usual

The whole event ended after about four hours, and currently, Yuna, Naruto, Tsunade, and around 10 ANBU were standing in the Hokage office. While Tsunade and the ANBU were directing quite a bit of killing intent at Yuna and Naruto, Yuna looked completely unbothered, while Naruto at least had the decency to have a sheepish grin on his face.

Naturally, the event wasn't over because someone reached Yuna and Naruto, but because there were no more willing participants.

Since no one mana...

I'm Proud of You

Moments later, hell broke loose in Konoha, as genin, chunin, and even jonin tried to reach the top of the Hokage Monument due to Tsunad's order.

Naturally, she didn't simply order them to charge blindly into whatever Yuna and Naruto had prepared but told them what they would have to expect, explained that it wasn't mandatory to participate, and even made sure to dangle a nice reward in front of their faces, so more people would be willing to sacrif... *cough* join in the mission.

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Just a Fun Little Game

Hiruzen slowly opened his eyes and got up from his bed with a relaxed smile on his face. He didn't get it himself, but his health was getting better and better recently, while his body felt lighter than it ever did before.

He slowly walked towards the window and pushed aside the curtain, allowing light to enter his room. This was part of his daily routine. Every morning, he would stand in front of the window and marvel at the Hokage Monument. No matter how often he saw his face chiseled...

Another Reincarnation!?

***Added a few more paragraphs to the end, since it would be weird to have them at the start of the next chapter.***

Meanwhile, Karin, Sakura, and Chiyo looked at Yuna and Naruto's performance in bewilderment. They had no clue how Yuna and Naruto came up with that kind of play on the fly, nor how they could act it out so easily.

Well, the fact that Yuna really felt regret over not facing Deidara certainly made the performance more believable. Additionally, Yuna and Naruto have bee...

The End

"Damnit! Shit, shit, SHIT!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! EVERY TIME THAT DAMN MONSTER IS INVOLVED, OUR PLANS FAIL!!!"

Currently, Black Zetsu was cursing up a storm, the reason being rather apparent.

"No, I need to calm down. It's not as bad as it seems. Although losing two members is pretty bad, we at least managed to get some of the Ichibi's chakra. It's not like we need all of its chakra to resurrect the Juubi."

Zetsu started nervously pacing around the room wh...

Naruto joins Akatsuki

Sasori looked at the blade piercing through his core in disbelief. Although he didn't consider himself to be in an advantageous position during the fight, he never expected to be defeated so abruptly.

He averted his gaze from his pierced core and looked at Karin instead. By now, she had pulled his metal cable out of her shoulder while her seal armor returned to how it initially looked. Additionally, the hole in her shoulder was healing rapidly due to the chakra armor still engulfing her...

Against Sasori part 2/2

Sakura hid herself behind a boulder as a powerful fire stream was sent away out of Sasori's hands. Simultaneously, Karin's chakra chains shot towards Sasori, which he dodged by stabbing the metal cable stored inside his stomach area into the ground and using it to push himself away.

While he was dodging, Chiyo's two puppets approached him and slashed at him with the blades that appeared on their hands. Sasori blocked these two attacks with the two additional bladed hands he put on his p...

Against Sasori part 1/2

Moments after Karin smashed apart Sasori's puppet armor, a figure jumped out of the smashed parts, causing Chiyo's eyes to widen in shock. That figure had spiky red hair and greyish, brown eyes with a facial expression that showed no emotions; this was Sasori's real body. Surprisingly, he didn't seem to have aged a single day since Chiyo last saw him.

However, before she could comment any further on that, Sasori took out a scroll and unfurled it, revealing the kanji for three written on...

Fighting Deidara part 2/2

As soon as he finished speaking, Deidara took out some more clay and started chewing on it with his regular mouth, resulting in Naruto giving him a weirded-out look.

'Is it really necessary that he chews his clay before everything single one of his attacks?'

[Well, considering what we have seen so far, I would say yes, it is.]

*HURRGH*

The sound of someone emptying the contents of their stomach echoed over the forest, causing Naruto to look at Deidara with disgust.

Fighting Deidara part 1/2

Meanwhile, Naruto was chasing after the still flying Deidara with an annoyed expression on his face. He noticed another batch of animated clay spiders coming at him and dodged them with practiced ease. Moments later, said spiders exploded a few meters behind him, missing him completely.

'This is so annoying; where does he get all these clay figures from? Although I can't see it properly from down here, he barely moves his hands, so I don't believe he makes them on the spot. Does he have...

A Negative Customer Review

A loud explosion echoed through the cave as Sakura's fist impacted the massive boulder, blocking the entrance, smashing it into thousands of pieces.

Yuna and her group walked into the cave, but Sasori and Deidara immediately blocked their path. While Sasori looked like a hunched-over monstrosity with a demon-looking giant mask on its back with a long metal tail procuring out of its mouth, Deidara was a normal-looking human with slanted eyes and long blonde hair that was covering his lef...

I Prefer Punching Things

Moments after Yuna cut through Itachi's body, the real Itachi opened his eyes with a bewildered expression on his face. Just know, Yuna cut through two of his kunai like they were made out of paper. That should be impossible.

Considering Itachi's strength, he would naturally not use the standard kunai that every random genin had. After all, those would simply bend or shatter if he were to use his full strength. So, every shinobi started using specially made kunai that were harder, sharp...

Pie Reigns Supreme!?

Kisame stood up from the ground, his whole face twisted in pure fury.

"I will grind you into dust! I will shred you to pieces until there is nothing left of you! I WILL KILL YOU!!!"

Kisame flared his chakra, causing Yuna and Naruto to lift their eyebrows in surprise due to the meager amount. From what they remembered, Kisame should have at least five times as much chakra as he currently displayed.

On the other hand, Itachi widened his eyes in surprise when he realized what K...

The Return of a Long-Forgotten Seal

A while later, Karin and Sakura were done treating patients, and it was time to hunt down Gaara, and his two kidnappers, which, considering they left on a flying mount, won't be too easy in normal cases.

Luckily, there were a lot of things that could be done with seals, so after Yuna got her hands on one of Gaara's personal items and around ten minutes of work, Yuna managed to throw together a tracker that would point towards the greatest concentration of Gaara's chakra signature, which...

Elder Chiyo

Moments later, the group of four reappeared inside Gaara's office, causing the eyebrows of the present ANBU to twitch in irritation. The first time Yuna teleported in here could still be considered an accident, but by doing so a second time, it was rather apparent that Yuna couldn't care less that this was one of the most important rooms within Suna.

"Well, I've got Tsunade's two apprentices with me, so escort us to the poisoned people already."

Although the ANBU weren't happy abo...

Comparing Strength

Two fists collided, resulting in a strong shockwave spreading out from their point of impact while sending one person skidding backward.

Sakura looked at Yuna's fist, which collided with her own just now, and frowned.

"Why can you use Tsunade-sama's strengthening technique, Yuna?"

"Why wouldn't I be able to use it? After all, everyone whose chakra control is precise enough should be capable of using it."

Sakura could only smile wryly when she heard Yuna's words. Althou...

Sakura Haruno

Since Sasuke Uchiha left the village three years ago, Sakura Haruno has sunk significant amounts of time into training. She was going through her training to become a medical ninja that was given to her by Tsunade and an additional training program she worked out by herself, based on the vast knowledge she had acquired about the human body during her apprenticeship.

Just like in canon, it was Sakura's goal to bring Sasuke back to the village, but unlike in canon, Naruto was not simping ...

Reporting to Tsunade

Moments later, Yuna and Karin appeared inside Tsunade's office, causing her to sigh loudly.

"I'm almost done with today's portion of my paperwork, Yuna. I really hope whatever you have to say won't change that fact."

Before Yuna could answer Tsunade,  a person that was wearing a white mask with a red Uzumaki symbol started speaking.

"Don't be like that, Tsunade; I'm sure Yuna wouldn't come here if she didn't have anything important to tell."

At that statement, Tsu...

Trouble in Suna

"Yuna-sama, we have an important report from Suna!"

While Yuna was relaxing on her couch inside the living room, Tayuya entered the room with hurried steps, and, to her credit, her eyebrows only twitched once when she saw a tied-up Karin hanging from the ceiling.

"Oh? What is it about, Tayuya?"

"Apparently, their village was attacked by a blonde person using explosive clay, whom we presume was a missing-nin called Deidara. Gaara-dono managed to repel him while protecting Sun...

The Curse of Hatred

Yet again, Yuna finished telling the story of her past life. By now, she has gotten rather proficient at doing so, so he took her only about two hours. Naturally, she didn't bother explaining every detail and only gave a rough outline.

"I see, that explains a lot of things about what happened so far, nee-san. How interesting."

That was all the reaction Naruto showed before casually drinking a sip of tea and seemingly dismissing the topic, causing Hinata and Anko to stare at him in...

Yet another Story of the Past end

Kazumi trembled in fear when the bisected corpse of the ancestor landed a few meters away from her, which didn't improve after Yuna landed close by as well.

Kazumi noticed how Yuna took a few deep breaths, and seconds later, her eyes looked towards Kazumi'S direction, sending another shiver through her spine. She wanted to run away but knew full well that there was no point in even trying.

Yuna approached her position with slow and measured steps, which made every step feel like a...

Yet another Story of the Past part 4

Okay, I will be honest with you guys, I have just got my third Covid shot, and I am not confident about the quality of this chapter. Since I got the shot, I feel a little off.

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Kazumi looked at the battle between the two people who might as well have been gods from her point of view in awe. Despite only serving Yuna for a little more than a month, she thought that she had a pretty good grasp of Yuna's strength by now, but she was utterly wrong.

...

Yet another Story of the Past part 3

Today, the usually pristine Supreme Flame Tiger Heaven Burning Sect was in a rather bad condition. Blood was flowing down the pathways of the sect like a river while icicle impaled corpses could be found in every corner of the streets. Snow was constantly falling, and the moment it touched the ground, it turned red due to all the blood.

Frankly, this was one of the reasons why Yuna had absolutely no interest in joining a sect. So far, she pretty much only killed people who decided to ge...

Yet another Story of the Past part 2

While the rest of the city was descending into chaos, the two guards standing in front of the gates of the Supreme Flame Tiger Heaven Burning Sect had cold sweat flowing down their backs due to the powerful killing intent crashing into them but nonetheless tried to hold their backs straight.

After all, they were guarding the Supreme Flame Tiger Heaven Burning Sect, the city's hegemony, and in their minds, it was impossible that whoever was rampaging inside the town would dare to attack ...

Yet another Story of the Past

In an abandoned dead-end deep inside one of the most prosperous cities on the planet, a woman with ice-blue hair and pure white eyes was looking at the dagger stabbed into her heart in bewilderment.

"K-Kazumi, why would you do something like this?"

The person she talked to, a young woman with long black hair that was wearing a maid outfit and a collar around her neck, smirked at the freshly stabbed woman.

"I'm sorry, Yuna-sama, I had to do it."

"But, why? I never mistr...

Pushing-the-Blame-no-Jutsu

Moments later, Hinata was the first to reach the exhausted due, and as soon as she saw that both of them seemed to be mostly fine, a pout appeared on her face while her glare landed on Yuna.

"No matter how I look at it, that was definitely too much, Yuna."

Yuna chuckled in amusement when she saw Hinata's cute pout.

"Indeed, but what can I say? Naruto simply didn't stop egging me on."

'Hehe, switching blame, sweet-talk, sex. It seems like I forgot to mention one of the ...

Yuna vs Naruto

Loud explosions echoed over the training ground as a blue figure with nine tails and a yellow figure without tails were constantly clashing against each other. Every time they clashed, the shockwave would gauge out the ground, but despite that, there wasn't even a scratch on the walls and ceiling of the battlefield.

Naturally, this battlefield wasn't chosen randomly. All the walls and the ceiling were heavily reinforced by seals, which meant that even Yuna and Naruto in their current fo...

Triggering the Switch

Inside a vast hall deep inside the Uzumaki compound, two pairs of fists met, resulting in a powerful shockwave that caused the two clashing people to slide backward.

"Hehe, not bad, Naruto. It seems like you haven't been slacking off."

Naruto could only smile wryly when he heard Yuna's words.

"Well, I would rather not be thrown into hell due to you finding out that I was slacking, nee-san."

"Yup, that is definitely what would have happened if you did."

Naruto shi...

Helping out the Future In-Laws some more

A day has passed since Ino and Haku asked Yuna for advice, and yet again, the duo is sitting in front of Yuna, Hinata, and Anko. However, this time, both had slightly dazed expressions and somewhat loose smiles on their faces.

Yuna chuckled in amusement when she saw their expressions, which caused them to awaken from their dazes. Their gaze met Yuna's, who had a mischievous smile on her face, driving Ino and Haku to avert their eyes with blushing faces.

"Well~ I assume last night ...