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Tsunade's Fuck up

Over the course of the last few months, Tsunade Senju had truly started enjoying her new job as Hokage. Now that the other council members began doing their jobs properly, her paperwork was reduced significantly, and she even had enough time to relax during her work hours occasionally.

Naturally, some of the new council members tried to mess with her again, but their enthusiasm was stifled rather quickly when one of them bit off more than he could chew, which earned him a lovely all-inc...

A Familiar Pattern

"I cho..."

[Please don't.]

'Eh? Why not?'

[Because it is entirely pointless and makes you look like an idiot.]

'...'

[...]

'Fine, whatever.'

Yuna shrugged her shoulders and casually tossed the second token on the floor, resulting in another person appearing in the middle of the room. It was a woman with long black hair that looked a little similar to Haku.

Meanwhile, Mito was looking at Yuna with suspicion-filled eyes. Just now, Yuna wanted to s...

A new Resident

I made a stawpool in regards to how to proceed with the Uzumaki catchphrase from now on. I won't be changing the old chapters though.

www.strawpoll.de/58r1xr9

Hinata, Anko, Naruto, Ino, and Haku were currently gathered inside a vast training hall, due to Yuna calling them here. While Hinata, Anko, and Naruto could somewhat guess what Yuna wanted from them, Ino and Haku had no idea what this was about since they hadn't been told about the incident with Orochimaru yet. 2021-10-01 15:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Jiraiya's Offer

"Yo, it's been a whi...WHOA!"

*SPLAT*

While Yuna and Anko were telling Hinata and Naruto about their encounter with Orochimaru, a big man with long spiky hair jumped through the living room window and greeted them.

Unfortunately for the man, the moment his feet landed on the ground, seals lit up all over the room, and moments later, he fell to the ground, had his chakra sealed was tied up, and had a cake in his face.

When the four people saw who the intruder was, they ...

Sasuke Uchiha, Savior

 When Yuna saw that her technique successfully sealed away all three of her opponents, an exhausted sigh escaped her lips as she started to clench and unclench her fists slowly.

"*Phew* as expected, clashing head-on with the Third Raikage was a terrible idea. That guy's body is as tough as steel. I might have actually confused him for a body cultivator if it wasn't for the total lack of Natural Energy in his body."

Anko couldn't help but chuckle when she heard Yuna's words, a...

Showing off the New Dao's True Potential

The tip of a finger that is filled to the brim with lighting chakra and a huge sword entirely made of ice clashed, resulting in a devastating explosion of ice and lighting that tore everything in the vicinity of the clash into pieces.

Simultaneously, two hands with a complex array of seals drawn all over them shot towards the person holding the sword.

A smirk appeared on Yuna's face as she increased the amount of chakra she was supplying to her sword while letting go of it with on...

The Source of Corruption

I'M BACK!!!

Mito Senju casually stepped out of the wall she was just punched into with a frown on her face. Since she was an [Edo Tensei], she was neither wounded nor felt any pain, but she couldn't help but frown when she saw the tricolored chakra that was currently coating Yuna.

'What is this chakra? The source of the red chakra is rather apparent; I was once the Kyuubi's Junchuuriki, after all.'

'The blue chakra is a little bit weirder but not wholly unexplaina...

Familiar but Somewhat Different

*SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!*
I will be in a hospital for a few days (nothing major), and although I will try to continue posting a chapter every day, I can't make any guarantees about that. Additionally, I will be writing those chapters on my smartphone, which I am not used to at all, so the next few chapters might contain more errors than usual (which I will fix like usual)

Mito's eyes widened in surprise when she saw the frozen ground around Yuna expanding towards ...

The Return of an Old Jutsu

"*Cough* Y-You did an outstanding job in restoring the Uzumaki clan and punishing those that harmed it in the first place. I have nothing but praise for your actions."

Mito was currently attempting to restore her image, but after her previous outburst, the other people in the room only gave her looks of pity for her futile attempt.

Mito's eyebrow twitched in irritation when her attempt failed miserably, so she decided to simply end this farce.

"Whatever, since we are done he...

The Three Coffins

*Changed Orochimaru's situation a little*

The first coffin opened, and a middle-aged woman with long black hair, pure white skin, and black eyes stepped out of it. 

Just like with Hinata and Naruto, Yuna forc...*cough* convinced Anko to read up on notable past and present figures and the woman who Orochimaru just called is one of those figures.

Seeing the helpless expression on Anko's face, Orochimaru couldn't help but chuckle in glee.

"Kukuku, it seems like you a...

Facing Orochimaru

A few hours later, Yuna and Anko left Sasuke's room with satisfied faces and a slight glow on their cheeks. 

[DING! You have fulfilled the special condition: Have sex inside the base of an enemy you plan to take down while his boy-toy is in the same room. You gained the title: Degeneracy Behind Enemy Lines.]

'Geez, you are extravagating, Kurama. It's just Orochimaru; why do you make it sound like we did something dangerous.'

[It might not have been dangerous, but that d...

A Disturbing Image

Inside a small room deep inside the Land of Sound, a naked woman with red skin and long black hair was writhing around on her bed while her hands were roaming all over her body, and muffled moans were occasionally escaping her mouth.

Despite what the woman was currently doing, her mind was wandering in a completely different direction.

'That damn bitch; what did she do with my body?! Why does this feel so good!? Damnit, I can't stop!'

A few minutes later, two additional pres...

Breakthrough

The moment Anko yelled out those words, a small crimson snake slithered out of her right sleeve and gave her an accusing look, causing her to chuckle. Anko lifted her left hand and started patting the small snake with her index finger, resulting in it squinting its eyes in pleasure.

"Of course, I wasn't talking about you, Akane. My target is Orochimaru."

The small snake, Akane, scoffed when she heard Orochimaru's name, resulting in a small flame shooting out of her nose.

"Ha...

Forging an Alliance

Eerie laugher echoed through the halls of one of many hidden bases inside the Land of Sound.

"Kukuku, finally! I FINALLY CAN USE MY HANDS AGAIN!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME, YUNA UZUMAKI!!!"

The person who spoke these words was Orochimaru, who finally managed to remove Yuna's ice from his arms after multiple years of effort.

Moments later, Sasuke appeared next to him, and when he saw that Orochimaru could use his hands again, he sighed in relief.

"It seems li...

Casually Breaking Shibuki's Mind

While Yuna, Hinata, and Anko were...talking with each other, Shiubúki and Fuu spoke about what happened during the chunin exams.

Well, Fuu was speaking, while Shibuki was trying his best not to die of a heart attack due to Fuu's story. 

When the very first sentence of Fuu's story entails how she became friends with someone who wiped out his village's whole military force a short while ago, Shibuki knew he was in for a rather...exciting... ride.

Anyway, after Fuu finish...

Suspicious Behaviour

""Who are you, and what have you done with my Yuna?!""

Yuna could only chuckle in amusement when she heard Hinata and Anko's question.

"Well, that's just unreasonable. I haven't done anything with her because I am her."

Hinata and Anko only snorted in disdain when they heard Yuna's claim, and moments later, Hinata started talking with a dismissive-sounding voice.

"Nonsense, you serving cake normally was already pretty suspicious, but compensating Shibuki for something ...

A Little Demonstration

Shibuki took a deep breath to calm down his irritation before he continued to glare at Naruto.

"Say it already; what do you want from me?"

"Well, to put it bluntly, Fuu is going to live inside the Uzumaki compound from now on."

When Shibuki heard Yuna's words, his mouth opened wide in surprise while looking at Yuna in disbelief. It took him a short moment to regain his wits, and when he did, rage covered his face, and he slammed his hands on the table in front of him.

...

Talking with Shibuki

Over the course of the last few days, Fuu has been staying inside the Uzumaki compound and managed to make quite a few new friends. Unlike in Takigakure, where people were shunning her due to having Chomei sealed into her, her outgoing and friendly personality made it very easy for her to make new friends, especially inside the Uzumaki compound.

Fuu was currently sitting inside the living room of the Uzumaki's clans headquarters and was accompanied by Hinata and Anko. After Hinata reali...

Getting an Audience with Shibuki

Inside Takigakure, Shibuki, the village leader, was walking up and down in his office agitatedly. Although he allowed Fuu to participate in the chunin exams, he regretted that decision every day.

'Damnit, I shouldn't have allowed her to go. What if something happened to her? Or maybe even more dangerous, what if she does something stupid? Our village is already significantly weaker than the five great villages; if we were to lose Fuu on top of that, Taki might cease existing. Although I...

Birth of the Uzumaki Clan's Nightmare

Yuna lazily woke up, and yet again, a smile appeared on her face when she felt two soft mounds pressing into her. Unlike Hinata, however, Anko preferred lying on Yuna's left side instead of the right one.

Unlike Hinata, who enjoyed getting dominated, Anko had similar preferences as Yuna, so sleeping with Anko turned into a rather intense war for dominance, in which the two were constantly switching roles.

Although that was utterly different from the night she spent with Hinata, it...

What is this? Even more Lemons!?

Although Anko was still slightly blushing from yelling something embarrassing, she quickly buried her embarrassment in favor of focusing on Yuna, who was lying tied up on her bed.

She waited for this moment for a long time, after all. When she first made a deal with Hinata that she wouldn't sleep with Yuna before Hinata did, she didn't give it much thought. In her mind, Yuna was a horny teenager who couldn't wait to have her first experience and would egg Hinata on every chance she got....

Bullying the Bully

Yuna spent a few more hours pampering Hinata, and when it was early afternoon, Hinata said that she was satisfied with her compensation while murmuring something about feeling like delaying Yuna's leave any further would be dangerous.

Yuna couldn't help but chuckle at the words Hinata said under her breath. She had a pretty good idea of what she was talking about, and the moment she left Hinata's room and closed the door, the inevitable happened.

"[Bondage Style: Tortoise Shell In...

The next Morning

Yuna lazily opened her eyes, and when she felt two soft mounds pressing into her right arm, she couldn't help but smile.

It has been a while since she had her last sexual encounter and the first time she had one in her new life, so she was feeling pretty great right now.

She let her eyes wander over the still sleeping Hinata, and her smile widened a bit further. Although Yuna didn't push Hinata too hard last night, there were still some light marks left on Hinata's skin.

Her...

Did Somebody Order some Lemons?

***WARNING R18+ CONTEND AHEAD!***

"Hehe, you are my cute, little Hinata, that gets easily embarrassed when I tease her, gets jealous when other women are mentioned, and is calm and collected during combat. It's a unique status only you can hold."

Although Hinata felt like Yuna's words were kind of silly, they still resonated deeply within her. Up until now, she always felt like she needed to fight for her position by Yuna's side, but after hearing Yuna's words, she realized that t...

Not the First Wife!?

While Hinata was still lying on her back, Yuna casually sat next to her and waited for her to start speaking. A few minutes had passed, but Hinata hasn't said a word so far despite opening and closing her mouth multiple times.

Yuna could easily see that she was getting more and more unsure of what she even wanted to say and how she wanted to say it. Yuna shook her head and decided to give Hinata a little push. She stood up, and before Hinata could say anything, she sat down onto Hinata'...

Fuu Makes Another Friend

A groan escaped Fuu mouth as she slowly regained consciousness.

'*Urgh* What is going on? My whole body is hurting.'

After gathering her wits for a short moment, her eyes opened in surprise.

"I am alive!? What happened?!"

An annoyed snort echoed through the room, and someone else started speaking.

"Isn't that obvious? I saved you when you were about to die and gave the people that tried to kidnap you a good scolding."

A happy smile appeared on Fuu's face wh...

For my Cute Sister

Yuna teleported out of the cave and left an uncomfortable silence behind. Although some people were still giving the fuming Obito weirded-out looks, they were doing so not because he was hiding his real identity and personality from them, which, frankly, they couldn't care less about, but because he willingly pretended to have such an embarrassing personality.

A few more moments of silence later, Itachi scoffed in disdain.

"As I previously said, Yuna Uzumaki is a threat, but this ...

The Dao Advances

An eerie silence covered the cave as everyone except for Yuna was starring at the place where Pain just disappeared from in disbelief. None of them understood what just happened. The only thing they saw was Yuna shooting a small icicle towards Pain's projection, and the moment it flew past him, his projection disappeared.

An arrogant sneer appeared on Yuna's face as her gaze wandered over the remaining people.

"What a puny god. I give him a little distraction, and his concentratio...

Chatting with a Self Proclaimed God

[I wasn't expecting you to come back here. That jutsu you used should have put quite the toll on you since you shot it instantly, right? Will you be okay?]

'Yeah, no worries. I don't plan to fight right now.'

[You don't?]

'No, for now, I just want to confirm how reliable Hisoka's information are.'

[And~]

'Hehe, and I want to have some fun by messing with them.'

[As expected.]

Yuna let her gaze wander over the people that were standing around her, and ...

Preparing to have a Little Chat

*Author Note*

In case you are dissatisfied that the "free readers" almost caught up to my Patreons, there is no need to worry. Next week I will be able to start stockpiling chapters again ;)

*End of Author Note*

Moments later, Yuna appeared inside Tsunade's office while carrying Fuu. At first, Tsunade wanted to complain to Yuna for suddenly appearing in her office again and ask her who she was carrying, but when she met Yuna's gaze and saw her purple eyes that wer...