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Haku + Zabuza vs A

*Author Note*

Sorry for not posting a chapter yesterday. Something good happened and I might or might not have gotten a teeny tiny little bit drunk with a few friends. 

Considering what I'm writing, writing drunk might have unlocked my true hidden potential, but I decided not to test that out.

*End of Author Note*

A few minutes later, Haku had sweat flowing down their head as they were heavily panting, trying to catch their breath. In front of them stood A, who st...

Team Tsundere

Simultaneously, on an other battlefield deep in the desert, a somewhat unusual conflict for this war occurred. Unlike most battles, Obito's troops were actually much lower in number than the Great Shinobi Alliance's.

While the Great Shinobi Alliance and amassed over 10000 people on this battlefield, Obito had a mere four people. However, those four people were oozing enough pressure to intimidate many shinobi from the alliance.

These four were the reanimations of the Third Raikage...

Meeting her old Sensei

Meanwhile, a small group of shinobi was traveling through a forest at high speed. The person leading this group was Anko Mitarashi, who had had a two-meter-long crimson snake hanging on her body like a shawl. 

This group was assigned a rather critical mission: They were to capture a random reanimated person and then slap a special seal on them that would trace back the connection to the caster, revealing their position.

Although that would very likely alert the caster, it was...

A Blessing from the Lady

Moments later, the duo started clashing again. While Sasuke had a look of utter hatred on his face, Itachi wore a calm smile. However, he wasn't as calm as he appeared to be as a constant stream of blood flowed out of his nose.

'Yes, she definitely grew up, didn't she?'

As for the reason why Itachi was acting like that... Well, Sasuke wasn't wearing a bra or anything else to control the movement of her chest, so engaging in high-speed combat turned things rather... jiggly.

W...

Unexpected Meeting

Meanwhile, Sasuke was running around by himself on another part of the battlefield. He had already killed quite a few White Zetsu and was currently looking for more.

He briefly wondered why he was by himself, but after thinking about it briefly, he easily concluded that it was only natural for him to be alone. After all, adding more people to the team would just hinder him.

Obviously, that was complete nonsense. The reason why Sasuke was sent out alone was that Tsunade didn't beli...

Bijuu vs Bijuu

Moments later, The battle started with the Five-Tails charging at Naruto's Kurama's figure. However, Kurama easily caught his horn with his two hands and stopped the attack. At the same time, Matatabi appeared on his left and Saiken on his right.

Matatabi inhaled deeply a shot a wave of searing flames out of her mouth towards Naruto's figure, while Saiken did the same, shooting acid instead of flames. Ino moved inside Kurama's body and clapped her hands together; moments later, two giga...

Someone's in Trouble

"Tobi is a good boy."

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle a little when he heard Obito's outburst.

'Guess his brain overheated a little, huh?'

[Didn't his mind break?]

'Nah, why would it? It's not like nee-san is here.'

[Really? After all the things you put this guy through, you still claim that you didn't deal any damage to his mind?]

'Mah, those were just some harmless pranks. No big deal.'

[Harmless, huh? Wasn't he begging Zetsu to get him out of ther...

Enemy for Life? Maybe?

Currently, Naruto, Ino, and Haku were casually strolling through a forest, seemingly without a care in the world. It was rather obvious what they were doing: They were baiting.

"Isn't this a little bit too obvious, Naruto?"

"Yeah, it probably is, but it doesn't matter, Ino. Even if he knows it's bait, he will still bite. This chance to capture me is too good to let go."

"However, you defeated and humiliated him the last time you fought. NO matter how I look at it, I don't th...

Cutting the Connection

Meanwhile, Hinata just finished setting up a small temporary base with a small group of fellow shinobi. They were about ten people, but Hinata only knew Sai and Kankuro personally. This small group was supposed to ambush the enemy's troops; however, she could already feel trouble brewing.

Since she felt something was off, she carefully scanned her surroundings, and moments later, she found what she was looking for. A few dozen meters away from the camp, a single shinobi slowly dragged h...

Pervert meets Pervert

Meanwhile, a massive battle was about to occur at any moment now. On one side were the Allied Shinobi Forces, counting around 5000 people and on the other side were around 10000 White Zetsu and about ten reanimated people.

The multiple sensors in the Allied Shinobi Forces had already detected the approaching army. Considering the enemies were heading straight for their position, the other side had very likely done the same. This will be a direct confrontation.

While the commander ...

Report about Team 69

A few minutes later, one of the people in the shinobi alliances command room lifted his head and took a look at the floating sphere to see how Team 69 was doing. When he saw the fight's result, his chin hit the ground.

"A-sama, I have a report about Team 69."

A grave expression appeared on A's face as he nodded his head, motioning the person to make their report.

"I'm not sure how it happened, but it ended in total annihilation."

A clicked his tongue in anger when he h...

An Angry Old Man

Shortly after Yuna finished her speech, combat started all over the place, and the situation immediately became chaotic. Four of the five Kage were seated in the command room, where a massive floating orb that appeared to be made out of water was floating in the air, depicting the current battlefield. Surrounding the globe sat dozen of people, mostly Yamanaka. They were responsible for communicating with the troops in the field.

"The situation is dangerous; a scout spotted a small army ...

Egging on the Crowd

Yuna couldn't help but smirk at the person who asked that question.

"You jealous?"

At first, the first was dumbfounded by Yuna's retort, but they erupted in anger moments later.

"Shit! That wasn't the question! I'm not jealous! Not at all!"

Yuna chuckled in amusement due to the person's anger and casually waved his words away.

"Anyway, you misinterpreted my words. I'm not condemning the lifestyle itself. I'm condemning people who live like that without earning it...

Why do we fight wars?

"Why do we fight wars?"

Confused whispering spread through the gathering as everyone wondered why Yuna asked such a question. Obviously, there were a lot of reasons why wars are fought, but Yuna wanted to get a specific answer to her question.

She scanned the people in front of her with her eyes, and after a few seconds of searching, she found a good candidate. She lifted her hand and pointed her finger at a woman that appeared to be in her early thirties.

"You, I assume you...

A Speech

Meanwhile, six people had gathered on a large stage in front of tens of thousands of people. Every single one of them wore something with the kanji for shinobi on their body. Whether headband or armband, the kanji always had the same design. This was the symbol of the Great Shinobi Alliance.

These six people were the squad leaders of the Great shinobi alliance.

Darui, the leader of the first squad, the mid-range fighter division, was a tall man with dark skin, bored-looking black ...

Is that porn?

***Author Note***

Phew, I'm back. Thanks for patiently waiting for my return. Real-life matters are handled and I will return to my normal schedule of about 1 chapter/day.

***End of Author Note.***

After a few moments of walking along the beach, the little group reached their destination. When Bee and Gyuki saw what was currently happening, their jaws hit the ground.

First, their gazes landed on a gigantic, almost entirely blue fox standing on all fours on a massive su...

Bad News

Don't worry, I'm not dropping :P

Anyway, real life happened and I won't be able to write any chapter this week.

Sorry for the trouble

Meeting Gyuki

While Bee had not the slightest clue what was going on, Naruto lifted his head, put it back on his neck, and started spinning it around, making it look like he was screwing it back on.

After doing so for a few seconds, he was done, and after tilting his head left, and right, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Yup, good as new."

Bee managed to get out of his daze only after hearing Naruto speak.

"H-How did you do that."

"Mhh? Do what?"

"T-Taking off your head."

Was it really Evil Yuna?

Naruto couldn't believe what he was currently seeing. Yuna was sitting cross-legged a few meters away from him, and she seemed to be genuinely struggling with her so-called evil self. Well, Naruto briefly considered if she was currently fighting her good self and not the other way around. Anyway, Naruto couldn't remember if he had ever seen his older sister struggling with anything.

"So it's like that. The only thing that can stop nee-san, is nee-san."

Although Bee wasn't sure wha...

Evil Yuna

A few minutes later, the fight was over, and Bee landed on the ship’s deck with a smile on his face. Bee was a large muscular man with dark skin and white hair. His eye color wasn’t visible, as he wore a pair of sunglasses, and there were seven swords strapped to his back.

“Yo, I’ma…”

“Please wait a moment.”

However, Yuna interrupted him midspeech, causing him to look at Yuna with annoyance on his face.

Before he could resume speaking, Yuna flicked her ...

Yet another Story of the past… again… again final part

*Author Note*

Goddess Yuna-sama has descended from the sky and has fixed my internet connection, so here is the chapter. Also, she caked me.

*End of Author Note*

Just like that, a few more years passed, and the previously mentioned young man was currently standing alone in a vast courtyard surrounded by nothing but corpses.

"Hahaha, I did it. I finally did it, HAHAHA!!!"

Madness-filled laughter echoes over the courtyard as a sea of blood slowly started covering t...

Yet another Story of the past... again... again part 3

A few days later, Yuna's eldest son, Omura, walked through the core area of Yuna's sect, the Heavenly Divine Ice Sect of Eternal Frost, followed by a large group of followers. He looked at the sign majestically showing that name and sighed deeply.

'*Sigh* I really wonder how mother came up with a name like that. She truly is a genius.'

"What are you sighing for, senor brother."

"Don't worry about it, Yanagi; I just couldn't help by sigh when I saw the majestic name my mother...

Yet another Story of the past... again... again part 2

"You want me to get bullied?"

Question marks popped up above the young man's head when she heard what kind of mission Yuna had for him.

"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean by that, sect mistress."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. I want you to be my sect's weakest link."

The young man pondered on Yuna's words for a short moment before realizing what she wanted him to do.

"I see. You want me to continue using my face-changing technique, and...

Yet another Story of the past... again... again

***Author note***

Well, I usually write these when Yuna tells someone her backstory, but writing Bee's dialog is giving me a headache. I'm already pretty bad at coming up with rhymes in German, so doing so in English becomes even more problematic. Initially, I actually decided not to write this one, but I might as well do it since it's better than posting nothing at all.

***End of Author note***

Inside a vast hall, a woman with blue hair and pure white eyes sat on a throne t...

Squid vs Octopus

After Yuna and Naruto were done talking, a comfortable silence settled between them as they continued looking at the surrounding sea.

"You two look like two old people enjoying the dawn of their life. That isn't youthful at all!"

The duo moved their heads to look at the source of the voice and saw Might Guy making a nice guy pose in all his green-spandex-wearing glory.

Naruto couldn't help but shake his head when he saw his ever-present grin.

"Guy, it seems like you ar...

Fate

A few more days passed, and Yuna and Naruto were currently on a ship heading to a hidden island near Kumo. The duo was presently sitting on the ship's railing and enjoying the salty sea air.

After a few minutes of comfortable silence, a scowl appeared on Naruto's face, and he started speaking.

"Is this war really necessary, nee-san? Couldn't we have prevented it?"

Yuna pondered Naruto's questions for a short moment and then answered him.

"With by combining Hisoka's kno...

Corruption

Yuna sat on a comfortable couch a few minutes later, with Anko resting her head on Yuna's thighs while Yuna would occasionally feed her a Dango. This was her reward for winning the match, and she was rather satisfied.

Although Yuna didn't mind spoiling Anko, she couldn't help but be annoyed at herself for not having noticed something so obvious. She was simply too used to the term "cultivation" and didn't even give it a second thought when he told it to Hinata and Anko for the first. 2022-04-19 18:47:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Yuna's Defeat

Deep underneath the Uzumaki compound, Yuna and Anko stood opposite of each other. While Yuna's face was filled with curiosity, there was a cocky smile on Anko's face. A few minutes ago, Anko challenged Yuna to a sparring match, claiming that she had found Yuna's weakness.

Did Yuna believe that she had no weaknesses? No, that would be absurd. Being perfect in combat is impossible. However, did Yuna believe that Anko had the skills necessary to see through Yuna's weaknesses? No.

So,...

Unlocking Potential

While the five Kage were discussing matters regarding their alliance, Yuna made a quick detour back to Konoha to... improve the alliance's war potential. She teleported into the Hokage's office and quickly found what she was looking for: An old man lying on a couch, reading a... love story.

"Yo, old man, we need to talk."

The old man, who obviously was Hiruzen, glanced at Yuna for a split second before focusing back on his book.

"I would really appreciate it if you stopped b...

Looking at a good Show

When A heard Yuna's indifferent answer, he attacked yet again, but just like in the conference room, Yuna caught his fist with an ice-coated hand.

"Can we skip this fight? I've already defeated the previous Raikage and have very little interest in you."

Naturally, A was surprised when Yuna mentioned the previous Raikage. After all, he died before Yuna was even born.

"What kind of nonsense are you speaking about? The Third Raikage died before you were even born."

Yuna n...