This might bring up an old story, but...
Let me tell you about this one time...
Out of nowhere, someone suddenly declared, “Let’s start a mountain club!”
That someone was Golden Bat, an S-rank adventurer. After a bit of drama when he quit the Adventurer’s Guild, he got the wild idea to start a mountain club to compete with the guild.
Silver Wolf and I managed to talk him down and get him back into the guild at...
2024-08-09 15:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe ground erupted in flames, and from those flames emerged a goddess.
You probably don’t understand what I’m talking about, but… Well, maybe you do.
This sort of thing isn’t too out of the ordinary on the farm.
If a phoenix can rise from the flames, why not a woman?
In this world, it’s just common sense.
Oh, and just to put your mind at ease, the area on fire is a field we were planning to clear anyway, so there’s no need to...
2024-08-09 15:48:52 +0000 UTC View PostHeyyyy. It’s me again.
Feels like it’s been forever, huh?
Well, that’s because ever since Platy and the others announced their pregnancies, it’s been a whirlwind every single day.
Seriously, it was like a baby explosion.
Almost every couple we know is expecting, so we’ve been busy with celebrations, preparing for the births, and dealing with morning sickness. It’s been topsy-turvy.
Thankfully...the young bachelor...
2024-08-07 18:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostAdventurer’s Guild, Reception Room.
I, Murshela, was suddenly ambushed by none other than the legendary Silver Wolf seated right across from me.
“Silver Wolf Martial Arts: Fang Crusher Fist!!!”
“Whoa-!”
I barely managed to react in time to the perfect surprise attack.
I dodged the first few rapid punches, maybe five, but they were coming too fast for me to keep up. I had to jump back to avoid getting hit.
&nb...
2024-08-02 15:40:23 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Murshela.
I’m an A-rank adventurer who has supported Lord Golden Bat until now, but today, I got fired.
The reason was that he wanted to try out an ‘expulsion template.’“
I have no idea what that means.
He said he wants to see what happens after he kicks me out, even though I’ve been his loyal sidekick for years.
—“Once you’ve figured it all out, report back!” he said as he sent me off.<...
2024-07-31 19:46:15 +0000 UTC View PostMy name’s Murshela.
I’m an A-rank adventurer under the Adventurer’s Guild.
Then again, it’s not that I’ve got a bunch of impressive feats under my belt or anything.
I just happen to be one of those lucky folks who just sort of slipped through the ranks to the top.
Kinda like finding a golden ticket in a candy bar.
In my case, my biggest stroke of luck is being the exclusive supporter of the legendary S-rank adventu...
2024-07-30 14:50:55 +0000 UTC View Postt is I, Cronus, god of agriculture.
Thou art ever in need of friends.
At mine own signal, they come posthaste.
“Lord Cronus! What great calamity hast befallen?! Is it an invasion?!”
“Lord Michizane!!!”
Behold, ‘tis none other than mine own stalwart companion I met on the farm, Lord Sugawara Michizane!
Though a deity of scholarly pursuits in another realm, we art kindred spirits!
We art more...
2024-07-30 14:50:19 +0000 UTC View PostI am Cronus, King of the Titans.
Today, summoned I was to the heavenly realm, and thought I, “What could it be?” Thus, I didst come hither.
Yet, the reception was rather ominous.
“Thou dost know why thou art summoned today, Father, hm?”
Before me stands a goddess, her veins throbbing with vexation...
She looks familiar.
Ah, yes... ‘tis Hestia, mine own eldest daughter, a cornerstone of the Olympi...
2024-07-29 19:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Silver Wolf, the S-Class adventurer.
Whoops... Take two.
That was my old intro.
Now, I’m Silver Wolf, the Guild Master of the Adventurer’s Guild.
Old habits die hard, you know?
Last year, I finally retired from adventuring and fully took on the role of Guild Master.
Now I have more time and can handle my duties with ease, and even enjoy some leisure time.
A bit more free time, you know?
... 2024-07-26 14:33:55 +0000 UTC View Post
My name is Mamoru.
A Heavenly One of the Demon King’s Army. They call me Mamoru the Coveted.
Back in my officer days, I earned the nickname Mamoru of the Shadows.
I got this name because I worked quietly and effectively in the background, supporting the Heavenly Four without drawing attention to myself.
I also had the task of constantly guarding the daughter of my superior from all sorts of unsavory characters—minor nobles looking for an advantageous m...
2024-07-26 14:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Batemy.
A woman who’s lived quite the rollercoaster of a life.
I was born in a remote village near the border of the Demon Kingdom, where the old human army attacked and scattered my family.
Young and alone, I joined the Demon King’s Army to survive, quickly climbing the ranks to become an aide to one of the Heavenly Four.
But then, trouble knocked on my door again.
Heavenly One Astres lost a power struggle and was deposed. Naturally, ...
2024-07-26 14:08:27 +0000 UTC View PostMy name’s Orkubo.
Orkubo the orc.
After work, I like to unwind at Bacchus izakaya next to the farm before heading home.
“...Boss, gimme a shochu with hot water, light on the water, please.”
“You’ve been coming here a lot lately, haven’t you?”
Have I?
Maybe. Or maybe I’m here every day.
But can you blame me?
It’s almost like a tradition for me to have a drink or two here.
I quit being Prime Minister!
Or, to put it another way, “Zoth Syra quits being Prime Minister!”
I mean, there’s no way I can juggle both raising a kid and being Prime Minister!
Being Prime Minister alone is tough enough! It’s a no-brainer!
And raising a child is just as demanding!
I’ve seen Platy and Puffer wrestling with their little ones up close!
So, I’ve got to choose one or the other, and if I have to ...
2024-07-20 14:09:35 +0000 UTC View PostZoth Syra, the Witch of the Abyss, is here!!!
Hyah-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Dun cha cha, dun cha cha, dun cha cha chara holla, hey!!!
Bam bam bam! Gya-bam!
You’re wondering why I’m in such high spirits, aren’t you?
I’ve got a bun in the oven!!!
It’s real news!
After our beautiful wedding, we finally have some joyous news to share!
Who knew life could be this wonderful!!!
&...
2024-07-18 19:04:19 +0000 UTC View PostGwynn Dragon Bloody Mary, still in utter confusion!
“Calm down! Calm down, Mary! Don’t think too hard. It’s not good for the baby!”
Really, Father? This was your idea in the first place!
Are dragons born from eggs or do they give live birth?
Are we mammals or reptiles?!
If I switch from dragon form to human form while pregnant, will it affect the baby?!
Oh, right! Puffer told me to avoid alcohol, t...
2024-07-18 18:56:52 +0000 UTC View Postt is I, Bloody Mary, the Gwynn Dragon!
By the way, Gwynn Dragon is the title bestowed upon the wife of the Dragon Emperor, Geyser Dragon. You could call me the Dragon Empress, too.
The voiced consonant in “Gwynn” just makes it sound more powerful!
I don’t need my old title of Graugrinzel Dragon anymore!!!
After all, I’m the one and only true consort of the mighty Geyser Dragon, Ardheg!
“Starting off with a bang, ar...
2024-07-18 18:46:26 +0000 UTC View Post“Ha! The so-called Corrupted-Holy Sword’s clan is nothing but a bunch of weaklings! I, from the illustrious lineage of the Wild-Holy Sword Sechsweiss, will show you the true power of a high-ranking demon!”
“Again, you’ve got guts to make such reckless statements in front of me, the leader of that very clan.”
The farm student participating in the next match is a human.
He’s a familiar face from my visits to the farm.
It’s Neyote...
2024-07-16 18:49:49 +0000 UTC View Post“Y-You guys?!”
I am Demon Prince Goetia.
Right now, I’m absolutely stunned by the group that’s shown up in front of me.
Aren’t they... students from the Farm School?!
What on earth are they doing here at the Demon King’s Castle?!
“We were called here by Lord Belphgamilia,” one of the farm students says.
“He said there was something shady going on around you, Goetia, so we came to help......
2024-07-16 18:27:30 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Prince Goetia, the Demon King’s son.
Lately, every day feels like a blast!
My father sent me to this farm, and everything here is so new and exciting!
I was not granted standard education, but three times a week, I use teleportation magic to go to the Farm School, and it’s a lot of fun.
Every time, I learn something completely new!
At first, I was terrified of Sensei, but he’s actually a great person.
...
2024-07-16 18:14:12 +0000 UTC View PostI am Zurbester, a demon.
Right now, I’m in the middle of a serious conversation with the Demon King.
“What in the world is going on, Your Majesty?!”
Prince Goetia’s study hours have been drastically reduced!!!
My family has been responsible for educating young demon princes for generations. As the current head of my family, I was honored to educate Prince Goetia upon his birth.
I have dedica...
2024-07-12 16:55:27 +0000 UTC View Post“Okay, so...”
Thus begins the new term at the Farm School.
Sensei introduces the new student to the class.
“Everyone, meet your new friend, Goetia. Let’s all get along and help each other learn.”
“OKAY, SENSEIIIIIIIIIII!!!”
The kids at Farm School are generally nice, so it looks like Goetia will be welcomed just fine.
Phew, glad to know our school doesn’t have any bullies...!
2024-07-12 16:50:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s me again.
...That was one heck of a struggle.
I never expected the vegetables in the field to suddenly tech up and symmetrically dock and then, to top it off, say something like, “I shall transcend human and beast to become a god!” You’re vegetables, for crying out loud.
Stuff like this happens all the time on our farm. Come spring, the veggies start dancing, transforming, and combining themselves.
They really overdo it with the s...
2024-07-12 16:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostNatto.
At first, it was stinky and had a sticky texture, but once you get used to it, it becomes strangely addictive.
The slimy feeling starts to grow on you, and before you know it, you can’t stop eating it.
“Prince, as much as you enjoy the natto, we still have more of the farm to see, so let’s move on.”
Prompted by Belena, I move along.
The human princess and the winged person have gone back to their ...
2024-07-10 14:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post“By the way, have you seen the human girl who’s clearing land as fast as those orcs?”
“Huh?!”
When I, Goetia, the demon prince, look closely, I notice someone kicking up a dust storm like an orc, but it’s clear they aren’t one.
Even from a distance, I can tell it’s a human girl.
No, wait. A mere human girl doing the work of a super-charged orc is mildly terrifying...
“That’s Letasreit. She’s the former ...
2024-07-10 14:36:18 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Goetia, the Demon Prince.
I’ve come to check out this so-called “Saint’s Farm.”
My parents have been raving about it, showering it with praise.
But is it really that great? As the Demon Prince, it’s my duty to see for myself!!!
And so, here I am.
“So, this is the Saint’s Farm...?”
I got here using teleportation magic.
I wondered what was the point of using our top-s...
2024-07-10 14:15:31 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Goetia, the demon prince.
I’m the eldest son of Demon King Zedan, who is also known as “the most formidable Demon King.”
As the prime candidate to inherit the throne, I’m expected to become the new Demon King one day.
That’s why I constantly undergo rigorous training to ensure I don’t embarrass myself as his son.
Whether it’s studies, culture, or martial arts, I’ve got the best tutors for each.
My peers...
2024-07-09 19:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostContinuing the chat with Cronus and Sugawara no Michizane.
So, what are you two plotting together?
Spill the beans.
First up, Sugawara no Michizane’s testimony:
“Hm-hm-hm... Oh, saint, dost thou know what kind of deity I am?”
“A god of curses?”
“Those were the wild days indeed...”
Okay, I know you’re hinting at something else.
You’re the god of scholarship, right?...
2024-07-08 19:51:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe flurry of joyous announcements after Christmas just kept coming.
“Saint, saint! We did it! We did it!”
Rushing over with that exclamation is none other than Zoth Syra, the Witch of the Abyss.
A grin like that at this moment... Could it mean...?!
“We did it! Orkubo and I are having a baby!!!”
Seriously?!
A completely unexpected announcement from the most unexpected person!
&nb...
2024-07-08 19:50:55 +0000 UTC View Posti sincerely apologize for the lack of updates since last june 26, owing to a total of 8 delayed chapters so far. been sick on and off and haven't gotten the time to get on the PC as much. i do feel better now, but i have my JLPT (N1) exam tomorrow, which i am busy preparing for at the moment. as soon as that's done, it's back to catching up on backlogs (believe me it's always been on my mind).
thank you for your understanding and patience during this period! i will make it up to...
2024-07-06 14:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, we’ve got some news to share now that it’s springtime.
Mostly good news, too...
So, Platy, take it away!
“I’m pregnant with our third child!!!”
That’s the gist of it.
How exciting!
After Junior and Norito, another little one is on the way!
New life being created and nurtured is just the way of the world.
In this sense, the circle of life on our farm is spinni...
2024-06-25 16:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post