Ingredients needed:
Eggs from yoschamos, the chicken-type monsters we keep.
Vinegar made by Bacchus.
Olive oil manufactured by the orcs.
Lemons grown in the dungeon orchard.
Salt directly extracted from the sea.
It’s amazing how our farm has come to supply whatever we want now.
But now is not the time to get emotional.
We mix the above-mentioned ingredients together, and voila!
Mayonnaise!
<... 2021-09-20 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe decided to make dried bonito flakes, a traditional preserved food made by repeatedly molding bonito meat to remove the water content so that it can be stored for a long time and acquire a unique flavor.
Although it started as a request from Horkosfon, I’ll do my best to make this versatile ingredient!
“...What do we need to make bonito flakes?”
Bonito, of course.
But this is a different world with an ecosystem different from mine, so it...
2021-09-19 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAfter all that had happened, winter came.
Platy is practicing the Lamaze technique of giving thanks 1,000 times every day in between work in hopes of mastering the conception trick taught to her by the sea mother goddess Amphitrite.
I wondered how that technique even got here, but I remembered that deities could transcend dimensions. Even I was able to travel across dimensions, so I’m sure gathering something intangible, like information, is an easier feat to accompli...
2021-09-18 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
Just before our farm entered its second winter, more good news came—Demon King Zedan’s second child was born to the second Demon Queen, Mrs. Glasya. It was just a few months after the first Demon Queen, Mrs. Astres, gave birth to the Demon Prince Goetia.
This time, it’s a baby girl.
The whole Demon Kingdom is abuzz with the birth of another successful heir.
The royal family came to our farm with the newborn princess, and eve...
2021-09-17 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Aeshma of the Heavenly Four who’s about to have her meager pride blown away at Saint’s Farm where I’m currently training.
It was during this time that I had an encounter with a small, frail-looking girl.
“Oh... It’s Lady Veil,” says Belena for some unknown reason.
If she knows her, that means this girl is also a resident here!
I feel like the two of us are going to get along.
“Aeshma? Whatever you’re thinking right now,...
2021-09-16 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am Aeshma, chosen to serve His Majesty as one of the new Heavenly Four.
Alas, I’m currently at the Saint’s Farm where I spend my days training my inadequate self.
Today’s story is about my hardships and growth here.
* * *
“Flame Brace! Become my sword, o’ flames!”
I’m in the middle of chanting a spell.
Striking a cool pose during this moment is essential for demon soldiers.
“Hellfire Spirit Slayer!!!”
“Bird and animal control!”
That’s our topic today.
For those who grow crops, there is a big problem that troubles them: wild animals and birds that devour the crops they tended.
“We didn’t grow these vegetables for you to eat!!!”
Whenever I see one, I chase them away.
They’re wise and powerful beasts. They could easily go around and over the fence we set up.
Pochi and his friends patrolled the area and co...
2021-09-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOne thing worries me now that we’ve added heaters to our farm: fire accidents.
A little carelessness and a fire could break out, burning everything down.
People say a single match is enough to start a fire, but with so much wood and coal burning in the heater, it’s not just a match that we need to look out for.
It’s something that must be kept in mind the moment you build a house, but it’d be better to spread awareness to all our residents once ...
2021-09-13 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy second winter is right around the corner.
We had a swell time last winter being unprepared and all, but we’ve learned our lesson and are ready this year!
Our elves have been making and storing charcoal since the beginning of last winter and Batemy has been sewing thick clothes for us.
Pochi and the other wolves have also shed their coats into thicker ones.
Of course, I can’t let myself be outdone!
As the owner of this farm, I’ve dec...
2021-09-12 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Master, I have a question.”
One day, I was approached by Horkosfon.
I wonder what it’s about?
“Have you already finished the small-grained natto? How about trying edamame natto next?”
“No, it’s not about that. But I’d like to know more about edamame natto later in detail.”
It’s not about natto?
That’s weird, considering it’s Horkosfon. What does she want?
“...But I’d still like t...
2021-09-11 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re still talking about alcohol.
But this time’s the last.
Fermentation is essential for making alcohol...well, alcohol.
Yeast decompose the sugar in the ingredients and convert them into alcohol, but what happens when this process reaches its end?
It reaches its final form.
Such is our topic today.
* * *
“Nooo!!!”
Bacchus, who had become the leader in alcohol brewing at our farm, ...
2021-09-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a few months had passed...
“It’s done! The distilled alcohol is finished!”
People naturally gathered around after Bacchus’ announcement.
“The dwarves’ special distiller was a great success! And thanks to the mana metal, it doesn’t smell at all!”
I was wondering where he went when he disappeared from the farm for a while, but it seems he ordered a still.
He could’ve just asked me to do it, though....
2021-09-09 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThey say the demons are our ancestors.
A long time ago, a faction was defeated in a war amongst the demons and then hid deep within a cave after managing to escape safely.
As a result of hiding underground for a long time, their limbs became shorter and shorter to fit into the narrow tunnels and developed a short and stout stature. After several generations of this remodeling, they became a completely different race, branching off from their demon ancestors.<...
2021-09-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI noticed that we have more breweries now.
Weren’t there only two of them?
What’s going on?
Am I hallucinating?!
“My Lord, have you received no report?” says Orkubo to me.
“Lord Bacchus requested us to build more buildings. He said that one wasn’t enough...”
“You guys built those?”
“It’s been a while since we’ve had any work done, so everyone was quite motivated!”
Before I kne...
2021-09-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, welcome.
It has been 4,396 days since our last visitor.
This is the laboratory of the genius alchemist Mariage.
Master doesn’t like people and refuses to meet with anyone, so I represent on his behalf.
You have business with my master, you say?
...
Your fine clothes...
I see now.
You have come to offer my master a position, have you not?
Is it the Demon King who seeks my master’s genius?
...
2021-09-06 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAfforestation.
In order to revive the elven forest which had once withered away due to the tyranny of the human race, a project funded by our elves and carried out by the Demon King’s army has been initiated to grow tree saplings and plant them.
The elves can invest a lot in their home forest’s revival since they have no other use for their money, while the Demon King’s army can secure employment without paying out of their own pockets.
It was a w...
2021-09-05 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“And there you have it.”
Leviasa would bring back big news whenever she returns.
“The tableware made by Team Aileron is all the rage in the Demon Capital now.”
“YES!!!”
Aileron’s group is ecstatic.
Their delight is justified since they felt left out while the other three groups have already made their debut in the market.
“Demons had this notion that eating was just a matter of taking in nutrients,...
2021-09-04 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI am Bebegitt, a demon potter.
I live my days baking plates in my workshop located at the outskirts of the Demon Capital.
I knead and bake, knead and bake, knead and bake.
I’ve been doing this for 40 years and will continue to bake plates to my heart’s desire!!!
“Please leave the job to us and go. Don’t you have a dinner to attend to today?”
What’s that, sonny?
No matter what you say, I have to bask in...
2021-09-03 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“And that’s how I sold them.”
Our farm is absolutely shocked to hear Leviasa’s report.
“No. Freaking. Way!”
“Sold out?!”
“And at a much higher price than any of us expected!!!”
The most excited bunch are, of course, Mieral and her team who made the statues.
They certainly must be very happy that their work was recognized. They’re hugging each other with tears of joy.
“So, here’s the...
2021-09-02 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Baal. But everyone calls me...
The biggest fool of the demon race.
I spend my money on the most worthless of things.
Hence, the biggest fool.
I use up my money to buy what I want—paintings, sculptures, ancient scriptures, and things that were used by great people in the past.
Everyone calls me a fool for buying such things.
What good is a painting?
Can wood carvings fill your stomac...
2021-09-01 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe two new members of the Heavenly Four, Aeshma and Leviasa, are temporarily staying at our farm.
Aeshma has gotten enough spotlight lately, so it’s time we talk about Leviasa and her capableness next.
* * *
Mrs. Glasya is being hounded by the elves upon her visit to our farm.
I didn’t know what was going on at first, but as I listened to their exchange, I gradually began to understand.
“Demon Queen!”
“...
2021-08-31 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostAeshma, one of the new Heavenly Four, will be temporarily living with us.
I don’t think someone of high military ranking as her can still learn something new by living with us, but it’d be great if she does.
* * *
“Gahahahaha! Let’s have a match!!!”
Veil has reverted to her dragon form and is going on a rampage for some reason.
She’s facing Horkosfon as her opponent.
Horkosfon’s wings flut...
2021-08-30 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so, Aeshma, a new member of the Heavenly Four, will be living with us for a while.
Aeshma is Mrs. Astres’ former aide and is a female just like the others.
She’s also closer in age to her than to Batemy and Belena.
Even the impression she gives off is similar in a way that she looks like a mature, evil executive who would make the opponents she defeated lick her high-heeled shoes.
“Hello, I’m the owner of the farm.”
...
2021-08-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am Aeshma the Wild, a Heavenly One.
...
I never thought that I would be calling myself this.
I thought that this title would forever belong to my superior and my sister, Astres.
I’ve been supporting her as an aide whom I believe also relied on me.
I’m part of the elite unit under her direct control who took over things during her absence, a duty only her aide could carry out.
I was happy that she ...
2021-08-28 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Postthe long wait is over, vol 2 pdf is here! (tho idrk how many of you were actually waiting for this, haha...)
i couldn't have done this without my friends' help and your support, so a big thank you to all of you! if you guys liked the pdf version, I'll release volume 3 once we reach 30 patrons as stated in our goal and maybe even revamp the entire volume 1 over time.
what's new/what's inside?
I’m happy Mrs. Astres has given birth to baby Goetia, but another person is also about to give birth.
It’s Mrs. Glasya, the second Demon Queen.
Her pregnancy was confirmed three months after the first Demon Queen, so I’m sure her delivery is also delayed by that much.
So, while Mrs. Astres has already given birth, Mrs. Glasya’s baby bump is still visible.
The birth of the second heir is just around the corner, making the Demon Kingdom’s future more secure.
…Or...
My name is Shabe, a worthless adventurer living in the Human Kingdom.
Our nation was unexpectedly destroyed by the demons.
There was a time when I was unsure of what would happen to us, but now I’m managing to make a living somehow.
The demons only crushed the royalty and the religious order and kept everything else the same as before, which was truly reassuring.
Today, we’re going to enter the dungeons and make some easy money.
... 2021-08-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Threep, a maiden of Lord Bacchus.
What’s a Maiden of Bacchus, you ask? Let me explain.
We are maidens who serve the great demigod, Bacchus, the ruler of alcohol.
Huh?
That doesn’t explain things?
I suppose I’ll talk about it in more detail.
Lord Bacchus is a half-god and half-man who has existed for thousands of years, spending all his life drinking, searching and developing good alcohol by himsel...
2021-08-25 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostBacchus, the alcoholic demigod was pleased with our farm’s beer.
“I’ve had my fill.”
He has gone weirdly out of character.
“This alcohol is made from grain, correct? The Human Kingdom and the Demon Kingdom brew alcohol in the same fashion, but they use a completely different grain for it. This one, however, feels refreshing on the throat.”
I’m happy he liked it, but most of the credit goes to Garra Rufa.
<...
2021-08-24 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
We have a weirdo with us today.
It hasn’t even been that long since the elder spirit Arachne visited us. Man, our farm is getting more and more attention lately.
Anyway, the visitor reached the center of our farm, the entrance to our house without being discovered by neither Orkubo nor Pochi.
Which brings us to the question: Just who is this man, who is obviously no ordinary person for managing to slip past...
2021-08-21 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post