We threaded the snow-covered ruins filled with people galloping everywhere like excited electrons. Herald Stone lacked a scientist title to know if that simile was accurate. We were careful not to bump into anyone to avoid any trouble. Scratching my tusk in amusement, I observed dozens of players steal each other’s kills.
Does this really count as kill-stealing though?
It meant taking credit—literally, as in getting Artas and loot—for a monster that someone made mor...
2024-02-06 23:07:12 +0000 UTC
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We were met with flashes of lights. Too bad it wasn’t paparazzi taking our pictures; players were warping into the left and right, turning the village into a disco club.
If it were me, it’d be better if our party registered later. This was like standing up before the cabin doors of the just-landed airplane were opened. Why the rush? We weren’t missing out on anything if we waited a few hours for the surge of players heading to the Hunter-Warriors’ Lodge to subside.
From wh...
2024-02-03 10:42:57 +0000 UTC
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“Did you guys wait long?” Megan shouted as she and Nitana trotted towards us.
“Sho-should we respond?” Paritor hesitantly asked Kezo. “It might be inappropriate to shout. We should wait for them to—”
“No, we didn’t!” I yelled, waving at Megan and Nitana.
Kezo laughed.
“No need to be so uptight among friends,” I told Paritor. And also, a reminder to myself.
“I-I suppose you are right,” said Paritor.
“Nitana took so long to come ...
2024-01-31 22:28:21 +0000 UTC
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Amber Deen Leska
“Model in my underwear?” Wild thoughts raced in Amber Deen’s head. She felt herself getting dumber every second as neurons got fried from overstimulation. Deen would rather bury herself than allow anyone to peek into her thoughts at that moment. She willed herself not to look at her Guardian Angel for the shame of what it might be thinking about her.
Erind tilted her head. “Uh, yeah?”
“Or do you want me to completely undress and...
2024-01-22 02:03:07 +0000 UTC
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“The Big M?” Kezo asked.
Paritor’s eyes flicked from me to Kezo, and back to me.
I slightly nodded at Paritor. If he was so concerned about keeping the ashy hermit a secret, he shouldn’t strut around with his new summons. Unlikely that anyone had seen this flaming big cat and abominable scarecrow before so they’d invite attention.
I too wanted to keep Big M’s Ocadules a secret, but I also had two impromptu agendas here—I was showing Paritor that Kezo could be t...
2024-01-18 22:34:02 +0000 UTC
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Amber Deen Leska
Amber Deen Leska chewed her tongue while looking at the mirror. She was permanently a strawberry now. Turning right, she observed her Guardian Angel—it didn’t have a reflection in the mirror. It bobbed in the air, peeking at her with an eye for a moment—she wondered if it was judging her—before settling back into its stupor. Deen took that to mean there was no danger.
Problem was, she wasn’t sure if Gabe considered getting caught by the ...
2024-01-15 11:22:00 +0000 UTC
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I found Kezo sitting on the fluffy snow as he perused a floating screen. Three Snowy Swinelings headbutted his armored flank in vain; he must’ve disturbed the peaceful cloud-puff piglets somehow for them to attack him. The little monsters poofed into Essence and Gli when the edge of the AoE of my [Blight Cloud] reached them. At the death of their fellows, other Snowy Swinelings waddled over to attack me, angrily grunting—more needless deaths.
“Hi there, Kezo. Am I the fir...
2024-01-14 22:25:58 +0000 UTC
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Reo Hinode (Oberon) – Part 1
“Right-o, it is, Erind-o,” Reo said with fake enthusiasm. He gulped before leading the way.
What the fuck am I doing? he asked himself. Why was he still here instead of returning to the buffet, stuffing his face to challenge Everett’s eating record?
Reo wasn’t a coward—he could say that to himself without shame. His ancestors would agree. Probably. There was a huge difference between being a coward and not wa...
2024-01-11 09:50:24 +0000 UTC
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“What you’re saying is that you think some of your kind is still alive?” I asked the Kurghal village goat, translating its bleating into words.
The goat nodded. A pair of floating cymbals above its head clanked.
It had just finished a lengthy exposition dump about what happened to it during the Great Quake. The crimson goat, only a kid back then, the goat kind, not the human kid, and twenty-odd companions—a tiny portion of their herd—escaped a collapsed cave in the after...
2024-01-08 10:30:34 +0000 UTC
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“Don’t joke about something like that,” Reo snapped.
“You said it first,” I retorted. “Now, your joke is becoming real.”
From his voice, I could tell he was anxious. A freaking baby for panicking so fast. I should either be supportive or start to freeze into a frightened statue. But first, I want to get back at him for trying to back out from being my pawn.
“You kept pressing zero,” I said, forcing my voice to crack to match his panic. A blame game was perf...
2024-01-05 22:26:53 +0000 UTC
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Rich notes rolled in the air, reminding me of bouncy country music, the type Pops loved. Sprinkle in a medieval-like tinge, and that was [Carhoni’s Chorus]. This was the first time I heard this song, but it felt almost nostalgic. An invitation to adventure was what came to mind, to become a hero, the chosen one, the main character in the many fantasy books I read in my childhood.
Well… I, Herald Stone, was already the main character of the universe. No invitation needed, thank you v...
2024-01-04 22:08:27 +0000 UTC
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Streams of light whizzed upwards, blossoming into magic circles in the sky, looking like a fireworks display of sorts. Sound effects of the spells wove in with the music. That was the direction of the goat’s hut if I wasn’t mistaken.
How dare they celebrate, whatever it was, without me? Herald Stone was the mandated center of every festivity!
Should I go there and assert dominance? Players around me also stopped to gaze at the lit sky, muttering amongst themselves. Th...
2024-01-02 05:51:37 +0000 UTC
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On the way to the auction house, I passed by Clement’s stall. I needed to stock ammunition for a possible bidding war.
Clement told me he sold all of my products. “People love the Frigid Yew Salve, my good friend,” he excitedly said. “Especially the parties without healers. When you think about it, it’s cheaper per point restored compared to regular health potions since it restores percentage health.”
“That’s exactly what I told you why it was going to sell well....
2024-01-02 05:50:45 +0000 UTC
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“I have it!” I excitedly whispered. “We can make those two problematic ingredients.”
“Are you sure, dear lad?” Gula’s expression was disbelieving.
I took it out of my inventory and materialized it in the real world. Making sure my body blocked the guard’s view, I showed Gula a container the size of a large mug with a lid on. It was made of rough material, like that weird stone for scrubbing feet. Exfoliation was what Nelly said when she gave me an oblong s...
2024-01-02 05:49:54 +0000 UTC
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“Do you think Mum will live in our house for good?” I asked. “Or is she just there for the duration of her stay in Egret?”
“Visit me no more, lad,” came the reply.
“You’re no help.” I sighed, shaking my head. It was nice to feel my strong lower jaw weighed down by girthy tusks again. “Where can I get an answer ‘round here?”
“The souls of the dead cling to my horns,” she said. “I do not want them to pull yours as well. Leave.”
“Maybe I ...
2024-01-02 05:48:14 +0000 UTC
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“My goodness!” Mum gasped as she gazed up at our house. Rays of the sun high above made her graying frizzled hair sparkle like a steel wool sponge.
We were on the sidewalk, right next to waist-high hedges bordering the elegantly landscaped lawn surrounding our house. Again, Jimmy stayed in the car. Nelly, Sawyer, and I exchanged pleased winks. Mum didn’t seem to be faking it. And it was obvious whenever she’d fake liking something.
“It’s just like your father and I ima...
2024-01-02 05:47:26 +0000 UTC
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“Uh… Pops…” I hesitantly said.
Mum and my sisters expectantly looked at me. This was also another mini-tradition when visiting Pop’s grave.
No idea who or how this started, but I sorely wished for a time machine to prevent this from first occurring. Each of us had to give Pops a message, tell him about what was up with our lives, our plans for the future, anything we could think of. Essentially, we’d talk as if he was still alive and we were meeting after a long time, ...
2024-01-02 05:41:09 +0000 UTC
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“There it is,” I said from behind Mum as soon as I recognized Pops’ headstone a few rows ahead, pretending I knew the way all along.
It wasn’t easy to willfully scrub what the headstone looked like from my mind because I was the one who had it made around five or six years ago—a three-foot-tall slab of exquisite marble, obvious from its sheen compared to its neighbors, with subtle engravings that popped under the right angle of the sun. Pops’ name was carved deep into the st...
2024-01-02 05:40:14 +0000 UTC
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“Herald, why don’t you put that big basket away?” Sawyer popped over the shoulder of my seat. “Jimmy can’t see the right side-view mirror.”
On my lap was a nicely woven basket full of white flowers, piled so high that the top ones were level with my forehead. I couldn’t see the road, and Jimmy definitely couldn’t see the window on my side. A few leaves tickled my chin. The sensation of phantom tusks arose as if something long and weighty pulled my jaw down—that’s...
2024-01-02 05:39:15 +0000 UTC
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[ Received: Ocadule Skill Shard: Unselfish Blighted Decay ]
“Shopping is done, my good giant sir.” I gave the mountainous Chief Nogras a salute. “Just going to line up some Blighted missions.” With enough quests to last an hour, I turned around and surveyed the horde packed in the building. “Time to get out of this sardine can.”
A huge grin stretched across my face as I swam against the tide of armor-encased muscles of Mardukryons bigger than ...
2024-01-02 05:38:20 +0000 UTC
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Another hour and a half of leeching went by.
I sat by the cave entrance, my four legs folded beneath me, happily mortaring away at the ingredients in my pestle as classical music played in my ears to add pretentiousness to the atmosphere. Wait. Was it the other way around? The pestle probably was the pounding thing, and the mortar was the bowl. Paritor and his flaming buddies fought the stale Swine Lords at the other end of the cave.
We hadn’t chatted for a while. I was...
2024-01-02 05:36:15 +0000 UTC
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“Divine sausages from the windows of heaven!” I stopped my automated brewing to pump both fists in the air. [Proficient Battle Brewer] was a fulfilling reward for long hours of pounding demon tree materials into a paste, boosting both crafting and combat aspects of my Akhos Ocadule.
The first line of [Proficient Battle Brewer] jumped out at me. It rectified the colossal injustice of [Poison Bottle Cast] requiring bottles as cost. Sure, it was in its name, but it was a medio...
2024-01-02 05:31:23 +0000 UTC
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“How fares your brewing, Herald?” Paritor said, his words barely audible over the piercing squeals of decaying armored boars getting chomped by literal fiery hounds.
“Going along nicely,” I replied, all smiles. I wasn’t sure if he heard me. The monsters were so loud.
Blighted Swine Lords were level thirty-two, only a few levels above mine. The level gap penalty wouldn’t be too much bother. Furthermore, the Swine Lords came in droves—perfect for level leeching.
...
2024-01-02 05:30:27 +0000 UTC
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Herald Stone strikes gold again! I inwardly cheered, wary not to let it show on my face. Well, I did strike something. It remained to be seen if it was gold.
Questions and conjectures spawned in my mind. I had a hunch where this was headed but kept my mouth shut. My eagerness shouldn’t be noticeable, or I’d lose the initiative of prying secrets from Melonomi. I turned to Paritor. He probably had his ideas about Ichors. His wrinkled forehead told me he didn’t expect Melono...
2024-01-02 05:25:30 +0000 UTC
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“There is a preference for crit builds,” said Paritor. “But the recent surge in player population will provide a decent consumer base for your Lesser Precision Aura.”
“People like crits over normal attacks?” I said. “Why am I not surprised?”
“I couldn’t say for sure that crit builds have the highest ceiling among DPSers,” said Kezo. “I’ve heard of Accuracy stackers reaching mind-boggling numbers too. But ours is easy to start and shows immediate results. ...
2024-01-02 05:22:53 +0000 UTC
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I ascended the tunnel to the loud cheering of the crowd. My five party mates were a crowd, weren’t they?
Besides our party, a dozen players were milling about, yelling to form teams, or trying to sell buffs or consumables to venturing parties. Several NPCs shoveled dirt, rocks, and snow away from the exit. I could count them as part of my welcoming committee, though they weren’t facing my way, busy with their busy business. Their loss, not basking in my fabulous presence.
Only...
2024-01-02 05:21:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year, everyone!
Thank you very much for supporting my work, and for staying despite the choppy schedules and the ups and downs. My Patreon is far behind others in terms of releases, especially consistency, and I’m not the most interactive or present author, so I appreciate that you’re here despite all that. Also, you don’t pressure me or make any fuss. I know that some Patreons have issues, but we’re very peaceful here.
No beating around the bush, Patreon is main...
2024-01-01 01:50:06 +0000 UTC
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I came down with a bad case of flu the past couple of weeks (maybe it was COVID) and my work has piled up. I can't, in good conscience, charge you while not releasing chapters for this month. And so, I'm pausing billing for one month while I catch up on my work and pick up writing again.
If I understand how Patreon works correctly, December will be skipped, and it will start charging January next year. When I return, I'll have chapters already stocked for release, so consider it a New Y...
2023-11-23 12:53:40 +0000 UTC
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Amber Deen Leska
Amber Deen Leska looked at her reflection while listening to Erind talk with the sales lady outside. Though she was clothed, Deen kept the curtain drawn close, securing it with one hand in case Erind suddenly opened it. The black dress hiked up to one side, revealing more of her toned thigh. Even just a sneeze and it’d snap up again, exposing her lower body.
She didn’t bother pulling it down, curiously staring at how she looked. This was the m...
2023-11-04 01:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Amber Deen Leska
Amber Deen Leska pretended to check her phone. “Erind, I think we need to go back. Your mom will arrive soon.” It wasn’t true; moments earlier Deen had told Erind they had plenty of time. But she wanted to leave and be ‘alone’ with Erind again.
Not truly alone, since they were in an airport, surrounded by people. Just that Deen wasn’t comfortable with someone else barging in their supposedly quality time, like the sales lady who was he...
2023-11-02 11:32:47 +0000 UTC
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