New Age Ninja Corps

One slot left

Just one more winner left to claim the Robutts Cover.
Patreon DM all answers in this format:
1)
2)
3)
4)
Winners will be announced later

Final Clue

Operator's Identity.

First 5 to (Patreon) DM me all the right answers wins.

Third Clue

Versus

Mini AAR with Shane

Enjoy the Mini AAR 

ROBUTTS CLUE #2

Regina's Streaming site.

Cute.Sexy. RoButts.

The first clue you have to unwrap is:
Locate Regina's first diary entry.

Final Group

Alright guys, for the last group of people waiting on the Trade Paperbacks to ship out,
here's the update I got from the printer this morning. Also, typically I wouldn't post the whole message but you can see how backed up I am on getting stuff back on track. Nearly done catching up.

So, that being said, if you guys don't see anything in two weeks. Hit us up and we'll start digging into some asses.

Also, if things go well Issue 4 normie should get ordered on the fi...

Dunny Skull *2nd update

Well this weekend was a LOG effing weekend drill.

Here are the updated Dunny Skulls that didn't load when I made the last update.

Anyhoo, still waiting on that last group of TPB to shit -_-;;; just waiting on the response from the fulfilment entity.

Also, getting the printing files to the printer later tonight / tomorrow evening.

Small AAR coming here shortly.

Final two

Grats to Freshy and Rami for securing those last two slots.

Next up clues for getting the Robutts variant.

Winners!

Grats to Tree man, Ninja Robert, amd Snackerbater for figuring out the riddles. Answer was: The RAGS velcro Combat Patch as seen on the Mecha Variant cover.

For the last two, first two who show that they still have the issue 2 virgin and RAGS combat patch in their possession with secure those last two spots.

Have the phrase Negromancy in the photo and post in discord.

Cute.sexy.regina.butts.

Introducing the real secret variant.
Like the G.I. Joe variant, only 5. And if you meet the right criteria. First clue coming soon.

Improved Dunny Skulls

Courtesy of our new in-house artist Raven. Our Dunny Skull censors have gotten a bit of an upgrade. There's now two versions designed with nods to Nuke Crews. Much better effect that last one.

Division 2 on Twitchy

Taking a break and will be streaming some Div 2 Ops. Come in and say hi.
I won't see a damn thing, but watch us ans stuff

Division 2 Clan update!

We're level 3 clan now. Just need more dedicated folks to join us.
Message Shane, to get added to the clan.
Discord access is a must!

Issue 4 Discussion Thread

Point out any mistakes here.
I'll be putting together the Printer Proofs tomorrow night so if you guys can help me catch shit, put it here or on Discord.

Tweaks

I posted this in discord but also wanted to post here in case anyone else had the same issue.

Credits page currently doesn't have all the names because:
1) I just wanted to get this out now so you guys can read it. I'll be fixing it and posting the update tonight when I get done with the censored version.
and
2) Some peoples payments got declined but they're fixing it so I'm giving them time to get that squared away.

Meanwhile I got a big green weenie to dump some bunn...

ISSUE 4

It's live mother fuckers and DM'd to you!

*Update*

Original link was on turd settings. Fixed.
Added attachment.

*Update 2*
Had to re-do PDF after error was found by Leno
Added updated credits page because I'm drunk and fuck it I got it done!

*Update 3*
Cleaned up and annotated revisions ya'll pointed out.

Shane likes penis.

This Week

Minus however long revisions and tweaks take, expect this done by this week-ish.
Time to say hello to Operator Mother Fuckers!

Division 2

Oh yeah btw we're getting the Division 2 Clan all setup!
Of course discord required.
How to get into discord:  https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-receive-my-Discord-role-

There may be a special thing done if we can get 8 people into the Clan.

Secret Variant

So first things first.
1) Hats off to Shane for coordinating this one and hooking it up.
2) Only 5 of these are going to be made and will have a Metal Cover and such will be the last of the issue 4 variants that I get done.

So the question is: How do I get one?
The Answer:
Combat Patch.

*update *
I will reveal the answer/ final requirement after it is printed.

Secret Cover Progress shot

Got to get tough...yo Joe!

Cuddle buddies (sfw)

Sometimes you just gotta cuddle

Secret COOOOVER!

So, secret cover for issue 4.
Will come with a metal version.
There will be only 5 of these.
Figure out the clues to win you one.

Honor. Courage. Commitment.

Updates

Alright everyone. I didn't want to post this yesterday cause it was April fools day so here's this months updates

1) I FINALLY got my fucking taxes done so whew! I might actually get some fucking money back from this after all.

2) Last group of folks that needed to receive their TPB'S, those are now on their way. Those that got them, well you see how LARGE that bad girl was. Its size and weight made it so that we had to split the shipping the way we did.

3) New system is in...

Last of the Trade Paper Backs!

Alright the last two groups of the Trade Paper Backs should be shipped out tomorrow!
Those that have them, well you see how HUGE they are which is why we did it in groups in order to cut back on shipping.

Issue 4 Status Update:
I am STILL waiting on colors to come in. Fingers crossing that the last pages should be uploaded tomorrow so I can finish lettering them. And start prepping to get that bad girl out the door.

Statues Update:
Bad News: Deal with the person makin...

Secret Variant Clue #2

Final clue will be discord only

So come on in and discuss.

First 5 people to figure it out will win it.

Statues form

So while I was on lunch break I figured I'd go ahead and see how many folks actually want these Chibi Statues.

But just in the instance of transparency:

1) We don't have final images of them yet.
2) Still negotiating numbers for placing the order.
and 3) I wanted to open this up to everyone not just discord folks.

Also when filling out the form please put your entire Patreon link in the space below the highlighted space so that the form doesn't kick you out.

...

Almost done

So yeah coming back and of course we're backed up on a ton of shit. That's the bad news.
Good news, I've got my fingers crossed for Sunday of this week, Monday at the latest for colors to be finalized and Lettering to be done shortly after.

So yeah. April =/
I'm not happy about that either.
I'll keep you guys posted as things develop.

Also I'll be getting about 50 statues in. Cost will be about $10-15 each. I'll have a better cost analysis once I get them in.

Also...

Secret Variant

A secret variant by a very talented person is coming.
It will be open to those who meet a certain criteria.
Yes it will involve being in discord.
It will also include a metal print (only 5)

First clue: Proof of Honor.

*update*

I see folks still have issues connecting to discord.
Here's all you need to do on your end so the bot handles the rest: 

2019-03-20 14:05:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Getting there

Alright so I think I managed to fix the broken back-end Benefits Tracker.
The main issue was that it would sometimes double up a persons name and it took additional time to scrub to ensure that I wasn't sending 1 book out 3  times.
We will see how this goes when Issue 4 Rolls out.

Also more lettering this weekend as I came back to a deskload of catch up work from the normal 9-5 and then my boss got fired so then there's THAT extra load of work.

Meanwhile enjoy this ol...