A New Chapter Of....
Bench Warmer will be out today! Soon! Yes, really!
IT WILL BE OUT. AND IT WILL BE GOOD.
2021-06-08 15:20:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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Patreon: What Does the Fox Say? Moo. Ch 9
HERE WE GO. ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THIS THING. YES. THIS THING. THE THING. YOU KNOW.
THE THING.
2021-05-29 03:39:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf You're on the Discord....
And you see less than five channels, that means you don't have roles. If you want to see EVERYTHING on my discord, you need these roles. Roles only I or a mod can give you.
We aren't omniscient so you're going to have to come to us. On the Discord.
Get on the introductions channel there and say you want them if you need them.
2021-05-19 00:34:25 +0000 UTC View PostI am Definitely....
Going to add a cooldown to Bench Warmer Six. Sasuke POV as they eat ramen.
I didn't think about doing that until someone brought it up! Oof!
Sorry for the intense feels!
2021-05-18 02:35:09 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: Bench Warmer 6
THE STORY CONTINUES. AND I HEAR ITS GOOD. BUT, OF COURSE, I COULD HANDLE HEARING THAT IT IS BAD AS WELL. AND WHY THAT IS THE CASE FOR BOTH THINGS.
CRITIQUE IS IMPORTANT.
ENJOY.
2021-05-17 22:02:36 +0000 UTC View PostOn My Discord....
Den Mother: The Next Generation is out! Finally out! FINALLY, FINALLY OUT!
And only on my discord. Because incest on Patreon is bad. If you want to get on my Discord to see this, you have to connect discord to your Patreon account. To do so, open settings. Then go to the Apps tab. Discord should be on there.
If you don't want to get on discord to see this, you'll have to wait a month for it to come out everywhere else...BUT YEAH, IT'S OUT.
AN...
2021-05-12 20:52:35 +0000 UTC View PostTHAT AU...
IS DONE! JUST WAITING ON THE COMMISSIONER, AS WAS SAID!
2021-05-12 07:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe Den Mother AU....
Should be done by today! That being the 11th! At that point, it's up to the commissioner as to when it comes out! Also, due to the subject matter within, I can't post it here! Just can't! It's against the rules!
So, if you want to read this Futa on Futa mess, you have to join my Discord!
Just saying!
2021-05-11 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostGrowing Glory: Amy Ch 11
BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE SAW THIS ONE, EH? WELL, HERE IT IS AGAIN!
ALSO, THE DEN MOTHER AU SHOULD BE COMING OUT SOONISH...AND I'VE BEEN THINKING.
Would Bench Warmer AU's be a good thing to write about? Lewd or otherwise? Just wondering.
2021-04-30 18:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostMight Just Label Ch 5 As....
An interlude for now. A flashback interlude! Instead of breaking my head over this. I have commissions to do! And Den Mother! I keep forgetting that, but its true!
2021-04-25 18:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostMight Need to....
Rearrange the chapter numbers to make this make *more* sense. I mean, for Bench Warmer... Hmm. Hard to say. Probably put the Kakashi bit *before* Chapter 3...
Dang it all. That would mean that I'd need to put this out early though...
It would also mean that I'd have to write another chapter of Bench Warmer real quick to make up for it.
2021-04-23 19:45:20 +0000 UTC View PostLike the Last Two Chapters....
This Bench Warmer chapter might get expanded some, depending on input and such!
Give me thoughts!
2021-04-23 17:51:20 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: Bench Warmer 5
ANOTHER CHAPTER OF BENCH WARMER, HERE FOR YA'LL.
A shorter chapter than the normal at 2k words, but fun anyway. This one be from Kakashi's POV, him in a bar with his friends and colleagues, doing bar things.
And internally whining about his arm. Just normal stuff.
2021-04-23 17:49:16 +0000 UTC View PostI've Finally....
Gotten over 300 patrons! 301! This is big! Huge!
Thanks, guys, for deciding to stick with me like you do! You're all wonderful!
Maybe even breathtaking!
2021-04-19 14:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat Does the Fox Say? Moo Ch 8
FINALLY! THIS IS DONE! DONE TO THE ENJOYMENT OF THEY WHO ASKED FOR THIS, THE MOST BENEFICENT ONE!
Pfft. Seriously though, chapter is done. Time to do another thing! Enjoy!
2021-04-18 10:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostWriting, Writing, Writing....
And more writing. Things should come out in quick succession as soon as the first thing comes out. Been doing some bouncing between things and all.
That Den Mother AU I was talking about. More Moo. Growing Glory. Several unnamed things/commissions. The usual.
Also, question. Would you guys prefer another chapter of Bench Warmer first, or a chapter of Yellow Dragon?
Just asking.
2021-04-14 06:55:12 +0000 UTC View PostGonna Get the Vaccine....
Soon! And, in other news, working another thing! Another commission! A Den Mother AU before I get into the actual Den Mother! I know, I know, its not quite the same! But hopefully you'll like it just as well!
... You'll need to come over to my discord though, if you want to see it. The rules here on Patreon are pretty clear about that.
*Cough*
Either way, you'll like it! I just know it!
2021-04-07 16:13:50 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: Bench Warmer 4
HERE IT IS. THE THING YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR. BENCH WARMER 4. YOU KNOW IT. YOU LOVE IT. HAVE IT.
Also, like BW 3, this might get an expansion, a minor rework. Maybe.
Tell me what you think!
2021-03-26 06:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostTwo Backs, Sixteen Tails Ch 3
Here it is! That chapter I promised, just as promised!
There will be at least one more chapter after this! Possibly two! Wait warmly!
2021-03-17 23:02:25 +0000 UTC View PostAnother Chapter of Two Backs....
Should be out soon! Hopefully! It being a commission, that's only sort of up to me! But it should be out soon!
And then, more Bench Warmer! And me poking at Den Mother! As I do!
Why is all the best stuff so hard?
2021-03-17 13:33:33 +0000 UTC View PostBench Warmer 3 (Revised)
Its the same chapter as last time! Just with more! More sprinkled throughout and a small part with the trap at the start! Good stuff!
Check it! And tell me what you think!
2021-03-05 23:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat Does the Fox Say? MOO. Ch 7
A commission is out! Finally! Whoo!
2021-03-05 00:08:42 +0000 UTC View PostNeed to Do Commission Stuff Still....
But I'm planning on adding more to Benchwarmer 3! The trap diffusing addition you were all waiting for! And another chapter!
Wait warmly!
2021-03-04 03:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, Counted Twice....
And it was, in fact, Den Mother that won.
We have our winner!
2021-03-04 00:56:18 +0000 UTC View PostGotta Start Counting....
The Votes!
It may look like Den Mother won and that may, in fact, be true...but it doesn't take into account the individual voting power of each patron! Whether someone is on the two dollar tier or if they are on the fifty! So I gotta count!
Just saying this for the new peeps!
2021-03-01 19:44:11 +0000 UTC View PostYDCT Ch 16 *YAYYYYYYYY*
THE MAIN STORY FINALLY CONTINUES. AFTER LIKE... A YEAR!
WHEE!
2021-02-27 06:26:58 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Voting Poll 2021 1
Top Dog: NSFW: In which Lisa discovers that Rachael is a little more doglike than just her thought processes, Rachael wonders why people have to complicate sex so much, and Lisa's shitty parents discover how deep Lisa's contempt for them runs.
The end of the Lisa Arc!
Celestial Unknown Mapping: NSFW (At Some Point): He's lost. He has no idea who he is, where he is or what he's here for. All he knows is that this tiny woman in a white dress feels like home.
A...
2021-02-22 01:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostBench Warmer 3
I skipped the bell test! Yeah, that's right! I skipped it! We've all seen it before! A thousand times before! Its time for it to retire! That's enough!
Anyway, enjoy!
2021-02-14 18:20:51 +0000 UTC View Post