Blackmarch

Growing Glory Ch 9: Amy

I have words! The best words! Pidge words! And I"ll have more of these very soon! Within the next day or so!

Trust me!

Den Mother Ch 4

HERE IT IS. I PRESENT IT TO YOU ON THE LAST DAY OF OCTOBER INSTEAD OF SPOOKS.

This was almost impossible to pull together. It fought me every step of the way for nearly a whole month. Like, wow...but, I hear my suffering, sweat and tears were worth it. That is what I hear.

Tell me what you think!

Den Mother Will be Out....

TODAY! TODAY, DARN IT! TODAY!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

Den Mother is Now At....

5k words! And I'm still not done! Progress is being done!

Also, I've been writing a lot of blowjob scenes recently, haven't I? Odd.

What Does the Fox Say? Ch 5

I got that confirmation I needed! Finally! Yay!

I hope you guys like the new chapter of this fine piece! Also, still poking at Den Mother! Its going to be a Weiss chapter! Just so you know!

Wait warmly!

Finished Up a Commission....

And now I'm just waiting on confirmation, as usual! Also, still thinking about Den Mother. This is a tough one!

And my mom is doing okay, for anyone wondering. Just a couple days more and I won't have to take care of her anymore. Well, I'll still have to check on her, but it won't be a constant thing.

Yay! More time for writing!

Mum Went Into Surgery....

And I'm going to have to take care of her when she gets out. It won't be a full time thing. I'll have something out soon. Just know that if you don't hear from me for a bit, its because of that.

Also, working on Den Mother as we speak! Just so you know!

I Have Embraced The Light Novel Titles

This is a continuation to 'Turn Your Head and Cough'! Also, this is the new title! I am a gremlin, yes! And I have very little shame! Or taste!

Anyway, enjoy this and me refusing to leave a cliffhanger alone for once!

LDGTS AU Omake: Taylor Doesn't Get to Sleep Ch 1

Well, here it is! Short, but here! This is just the start of something with at least several chapters to it, I've been told!


Also, this is a commission! If I haven't made that clear! I hope you enjoy it!

Something Should Be....

Coming out today! Once again, the commissioner needs to tell me what's up! Its a short one! A short one that I've been told will be getting an expansion! Its an interesting premise! Maybe!

Its subjective!

Porcing All the Girls Ch 28

And here we go again! Words! Porcing words! The best words!

Read and enjoy, if you would? Also, tell me what you think!

Patreon: The Strange Case of Professor Goodwitch and Misses Eve

THIS COMMISSION HAS FINALLY BEEN APPROVED OF. YAY.

This is a Jaune/Glynda fic. Just so ya'll know. Sort of. Its complicated. The title might give you a clue. Either way, I hope you enjoy this!

Something Should Be....

Coming out today! A commission! Should be! I'm just waiting on the commissioner, as is the usual!

Wait coldly!

Considering....

Doing LDGTS anyway. Since it tied with Den Mother. After. And wrapping up the cliffhanger I kind of left it on.

That would probably be a good idea, eh? Thoughts?

Okay. So. Alright. The Vote is in....

And I had to recount it. Manually. By myself. This isn't exactly easy, y'know? And I had to count it twice. Absolutey had to.

Den Mother and LDGTS tied. Exactly. That made things sort of murky...but we have come to a decision, thanks to a quarter I found under my desk. Its a decent enough quarter. Its dirty, but not sticky. It decided your fate.

Den Mother has won! What an upset! Seriously! I wasn't expecting this at all! Well, really, I didn't know what to e...

Now It is Time....

For me to count the vote! The voting is done! Over with! Finalized!

Thanks for doing your part!

Voting Is Almost Over....

You've all got one more day! One more day to vote! If you want something in the lineup, vote! Do it!

Do it now!

Turn Your Head and Cough Ch 1 1/2

Because Patreon is being weird and not allowing me to post fics like I normally do, this is going to have to come out as is. With the link here.

Right here.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Mozgp_vwaP1mougWyDfcFbNf3AC-O2WOh-eklfOBEI/edit

Anyway, here is the important bits. Like the general synopsis. Maybe. And some senseless s...

Scratching Posts 6

HERE IT IS. FINALLY.

It took a while for the commissioner to get back to me, but here it is! Its also a bit shorter than the stuff I normally put together. Sorry about that. But its trueeeeeeeeeeee.

I hope you like it anyway though!

Patreon Voting Poll 2020 4

HERE WE GO AGAIN. AGAIN. I FORGOT TO ADD THE POLL SO HAD TO ERASE IT. ANYWAY, SCRATCHING POSTS IS JUST WAITING FOR COMMISSIONER APPROVAL NOW. JUST WAITING ON THAT.

HERE YOU GO. VOTE LIKE ITS NOVEMBER 3rd.

VOTE.

Top Dog: NSFW: A continuation of an old thing I wrote a couple years ago. One that only has one chapter and has never been touched again... UNTIL NOW. Maybe. You tell me!

Lisa needs money. She also has parents that she wants to screw over. A f...

Sorry About the Wait....

Just very...depressed. And sad. You know how it is already. 2020, yeah? Scratching should be coming out later tonight or tomorrow though, as well as a new Patreon poll.

Seriously. So sorry for the wait. The most sorry.

If any of you are in Oregon or Cali or anywhere where wildfires are happening, or hurricanes for that matter, I hope you're all safe. And that you keep being safe.

Just had to be said.

What Does the Fox Say? Ch 4

That thing I was talking about is here! Here, and there will most likely be another this month, expanding on the sexy bits that this chapter started!

Also, again, Scratching Posts soon! Wait coldly!

A New Chapter of....

'What Does the Fox Say' and 'Scratching Posts' should be out soon! Very soon! And, this time, the Fox chapter even has smut in it! Not just a giant blonde amazonian cow running around in too small clothes! Now its a giant blonde amazonian cow with a dildo!

Amazing!

YDCT Omake: Fire and Lightning and Everything in Between CH 1/2

Here it is! Again! Story and smut all in one, just like you all like it!

And, once again, its going to be a two parter! If it works, it works!

The Nora YDCT Chapter....

Is on its way! Its a bit harder than I expected though, now that I'm past 5k words! Nora doesn't come up all that often in terms of sex, at least for me! So I'm figuring her out! I'm thinking competitive. Sort of Yang's hypeman at the same time, causing them to go even harder to live up to it.

That's my thought anyway. Anyway, its coming! Wait coldly! And I hope you're all okay!

All these hurricanes and wildfires and just weird weather all over the world. And...

Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep Ch 5 1/2

FINALLY. CHRIST. DONE. HERE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.

Seriously though, I told you it would be out this week! Its Sunday! So it is this week! And after this will be that Nora thing I told you about! The one with YDCT!Yang! You know the one!

Also, nearly forgot to say, this chapter of LDGTS is only half of what is planned! I'm going back to its roots! You know, the one where I split whole scenes up in near 10k word chunks? Like that! Vote for it agai...

Also Writing....

A YDCT AU omake that wouldn't leave me alone. One where Nora and Ren aren't in a relationship. Or will be in one. They're best friends and platonic life mates and not fucking. Which is entirely possible!

Anyway, Nora thinks that Yang is pretty cool. Could have been best friend material if Ren hadn't already taken all the 'best' slots. She also decides to keep the fact that Yang has a hammer in her pants to herself, heading off the drama that occurred in canon a little while l...

Writing....

LDGTS! And I think I'm doing a good job of it too! Maybe! I think so anyway! And I'm hoping it'll come out this week!

Just wait warmly, guys! WAIT WARMLY, I SAY.

Porcing All The Girls 27

HERE IT IS. YAY. WORDS.

And, yeah. This is coming off the voting queue the next time around. Its only right.

Anyway, tell me what you think and enjoy! Maybe not in that order, but do that!

For Clarification....

Just in case you didn't see, I meant that YDCT's mainline had had all the fun sucked out of it. Not LDGTS'. LDGTS is still going on.

All these acronyms kinda run together at some point, you know?