Will be here as soon as I can make them so. This is new, so its likely to be clumsy. And dumb. To start... You really should join the Discord server to make this easier! Just saying!
Anyway, I'll try and do it as soon as possible! Its just that moving during the second Great Depression, while possibly carrying the new plague, is really screwing with my plans!
You know how it is! Or, probably not! I hope not!
2020-03-25 15:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostBut, just in case you guys didn't know... LDGTS has won the vote! And not by a little either! It was a landslide! A landslide made out of DEMOCRACY!
YOUR VOTES MADE THIS HAPPEN. BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
2020-03-25 15:43:33 +0000 UTC View PostI've caught something. Light coughing, pressure in my chest... Really hoping it isn't what I think it is. If so, I blame my mother. Always a good choice.
How are you guys doing? And I plan on having something out within the next day or two! A commission! 'Destiny'! Its based on a very old quote of mine! Years old! This one!
Lisa: Your mom said it was your destiny to fuck an Endbringer?
Taylor: Well...no. But she did say I'd do great things. Fucking an E...
2020-03-24 00:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostKept from becoming diseased so far! Well, more diseased than normal. Gotta be fair here.
That or I'm asymptomatic. Who knows? Not me! I'm staying inside!
How are all of you?
2020-03-20 18:37:52 +0000 UTC View PostStory when/if LDGTS comes out? Or are you looking for smut? Both? This is an important question.
2020-03-19 08:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostLDGTS is just wrecking the rest of the polls. I...actually wasn't expecting that. Not even kidding. You think I'm kidding? Nope. Not at all.
I thought Den Mother was going to make it. Like... I've only had like, two people Pm me that they wanted more LDGTS right here and now. Den Mother? Closer to ten. There was a deep divide.
These are the most votes I've ever seen for anything. I'm not complaining, I just had to comment!
PARTICIPAT...
2020-03-19 05:44:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Taylor's Route: NSFW: The old favorite, here to stay until you guys stop voting for it! Porcing, with Taylor as the main love interest!
Super popular for some reason!
Porcing: The Original: NSFW: Its exactly what it says on the tin. The original Porcing, redone and revised and continued!
LDGTS: Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep: NSFW: Taylor has problems. Lisa has, objectively, bigger problems. Its all a matter of perspective, really... If only Tay...
2020-03-17 03:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostPRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON FOR THE LAST THING! IGNORE IT!
2020-03-17 03:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostHERE WE ARE WITH YET ANOTHER ROUND OF VOTING! THIS TIME, WITH LOST BEING REPLACED BY ANOTHER FAVORITE.
Taylor's Route: NSFW: The old favorite, here to stay until you guys stop voting for it! Porcing, with Taylor as the main love interest!
Super popular for some reason!
Porcing: The Original: NSFW: Its exactly what it says on the tin. The original Porcing, redone and revised and continued!
LDGTS: Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep: N...
2020-03-17 03:15:30 +0000 UTC View PostStaying safe and healthy. This Coronavirus stuff is...nasty. Its an understatement, I know, but still.
Stay safe. Stay healthy. Canned beans and bags of rice last forever. Also, if you really need a couple of years worth of TP, then you have bigger problems to worry about then a clean ass crack.
Just an observation. Take care of yourselves...and I'll be moving again. Yes, again. Might as well be a nomad in a van with how much I move around, I swear.
All those Yellow Dragon omakes? Den Mother in general? Porcing stuff? That's got backstory. Backstory and lore for days to make all this shit make sense.
If you want everything to make sense, you should join the Discord... Or not. Stay in the dark forever. Be confused about how Yangmarch came to take over Brockton or why Kali is the way she is in Den Mother.
Enjoy the mystery! Or don't!
2020-03-15 17:58:47 +0000 UTC View PostDen Mother, give us your thoughts on it! I want them! I want them all!
Share with the class!
2020-03-14 06:47:24 +0000 UTC View PostLeap Year screwed something up in Patreon. That or Discord. One or. Its messed with the Discord permissions either way, and it takes me to fix it.
So, when you join, poke me. I'll fix up your permissions. Get you your smut.
I got your back!
2020-03-13 19:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostOUT! OUT, AND ONLY ON MY DISCORD!
If you want to see it now, join us! Connect your patreon account to discord! Go to your settings, then apps, and click on the discord button! Its easy!
2020-03-13 18:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostGot a couple hundred words on Den Mother to go. Pretty much done. Just needs fixing now.
2020-03-13 05:25:51 +0000 UTC View PostIt'll be out tonight. Hoping!
And I heard that, so far, this is one of my better works! Not LDGTS, but nothing is!
I peaked too soon.
2020-03-11 20:46:14 +0000 UTC View PostMEMES.
Seriously though. Its over 9k. Lets see how much farther.
2020-03-11 13:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostStill writing. :P
Might, just might, hit 10k with this... MIGHT.
PIDGE LTD. PROMISES NOTHING.
2020-03-09 23:07:11 +0000 UTC View PostAnd still not done. Help me.
Also, are these constant updates on its status annoying or useful? Tell me! I must know!
2020-03-08 10:55:42 +0000 UTC View PostAnd oh boy is this a hard one to pull together. That's not a bad thing! Not entirely!
Those always turn out the best for some godforsaken reason.
2020-03-07 03:57:52 +0000 UTC View PostStill going. Still freaking going.
This is what happens when you make up lore, kids. Its...its a drug. A drug with all the problems therein.
It starts with you talking crap with friends. It ends with you sitting at your computer agonizing about canon and plot. Don't do lore, kids.
Don't be like me. *Expires*
2020-03-05 10:47:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhich it is, I am heavily considering making it Patreon exclusive. Just for you lot.
It makes me feel like I'm a dick but, well... I need to eat! The hustle! It must go on!
2020-03-03 02:22:51 +0000 UTC View PostOn Den Mother now. Still not done. This is gonna be a big one. Huge.
Yessssss.
2020-03-03 02:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostJOIN MY DISCORD. IT WILL REALLY HELP GET YOUR STUFF THROUGH.
Its not hard. Just go to settings. Click that, then go to the Apps tab. There should be a discord option!
Come on. Join us. We have cake and smut.
Edit: There are some fetishes that just can't be put up here on the Patreon. For rules reasons. Join us, darn it!
2020-03-02 00:43:36 +0000 UTC View PostStarts at Beginner Tier! The five dollar one, with more power given to the ones after!
Sorry Entry and Entry Plus! IT HAD TO BE DONE.
2020-03-02 00:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostRevise the bonuses in the tiers a little! Just so that the fetish prompts you give have their due weight!
2020-03-02 00:07:33 +0000 UTC View PostCreating a fetish prompt voting thing. Just...having you guys pull fetishes out of a hat and then giving me free reign. Randomish fandom and all. I'll even make it Patreon only, so only you lot can see them.
How does that sound? Questions?
2020-02-29 09:38:57 +0000 UTC View PostWell on its way with 3k+ words so far! Getting there!
Wait most warmly! Or coldly! Whichever is your preference!
2020-02-29 00:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post
ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THIS! ANOTHER CHAPTER OF JAUNE AND RUBY BEING NERDS AND PLAYING WITH THE BLACKEST WITCHCRAFT!
AND I STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!
Like sleep. I definitely need to do that... But, yes. More work must be done on all sorts of things.
Man does not live on words alone.
2020-02-24 11:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post