After a string of bad luck at the Heights this week (we'll talk) I've decided to do a light and fluffy pod to offer myself an indulgent treat. So I'm ranking all of this year's Eurovision entries and offering something of a sequel to a pod I did about Eurovision a few years ago.
2021-04-10 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
So we've been getting queries regarding merch for Legendary Bird so we thought we'd give you a full list of what's appearing on the new website, which launches alongside the music vid on Friday 16th.
Sticker Sheet - £3.99
Postcard Set - £4.99
CD - £5.99
Enamel Pin - £10.99
CD Artwork T-Shirt - £19.99
LC Bundle #1 (Signed CD, Sticker Sheet, Exclusive Signed Postcard) - £10.00
LC Bundle #2 (+ Enamel Pin) - £20.00
LC Bundle #3 (+CD Artwork T...
2021-04-09 16:22:42 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S ONLY GONE AND BEEN RELEASED HASN'T IT
2021-04-09 00:27:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring the most alarmingly large quantity of cheese this side of Paris.
2021-04-04 02:37:52 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Beef! starring Erma M'Nervon.
Britney Jean Spears is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and actress. It seems like such a clinical list when you consider how much of a cultural juggernaut the bird is. Regarded as a pop icon, she's sold over 100 million records worldwide making her one of the world's best-selling music artists. Apparently she also topped the list of most web-searched celebrities seven times in 12 years,...
2021-04-03 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
SURPRISE! We got the amazingly talented CRYSTALBOY to put his spin on Legendary Creature and the result was the super hyper electronic dance track of our DREAMS.
Legendary Creature (CRYSTALBOY Remix) is track 2 of the Legendary Creature single and will be released digitally & physically with the main track on April 9th.
2021-04-03 13:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Robert William Fisher is an American fugitive who, as of this post, is the person who has had the longest tenure on the list of FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives to still evade capture - for the alleged murder of his wife and children in Arizona, almost two decades ago. The FBI Most Wanted list has always creeped me the *fack* out since there's a very real chance that these people are currently ope...
2021-03-28 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh you thought we weren't going to milk this to a dry, agonising death? Think again.
2021-03-27 11:54:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Join me for a wee makeup session where I recreate that German bird look from the other day. This is very likely the last time I will ever do anything tutorial-related so soak it up while you can.
2021-03-26 20:58:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Amelia Earhart was an American aviator and author most noted for disappearing during her ill-fated final flight over the Pacific Ocean in 1937 - which remains unexplained to this day. I feel like this discussion ends with a kind of yeeeeah but we can probably explain enough, right? Some potentially erroneous information and evidence has cropped up over the 80+ years since her disappearance but rather than celebrating her other lasting contributions to society in the form of founding The Ninet...
2021-03-21 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally here! A fully comprehensive makeup tutorial explaining every single step of Nova's makeup routine. I'll include timestamps in the description ASAP.
Olympia's is coming soon too!
2021-03-19 22:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
We're joining Rujazzle and CJ Banks tonight at 8:30pm GMT to discuss the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK season 2 on the Slay! Facebook page dolls, so bring a bev.
https://www.facebook.com/events/2187783901351891
2021-03-18 13:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've ever wanted a primo example of Olympia being scone-faced, it's in this audio pod presentation. Casey Anthony is an American woman who, against all odds, was acquitted in the murder of her two-year-old daughter Caylee in 2008. If you're from the US you'll need no introduction to this case but may still require a stiff beverage to alleviate the confusion and horror at how it all went down in the end.
For everyone who's unaware of the bird, settle in to hear about how she o...
2021-03-14 00:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The final form of Titania.
It's never been a top priority to pursue even larger jugs, but how could I resist the opportunity to test drive a set of silicone fun bags?
2021-03-13 18:15:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We're about to drop a video featuring yer girl Lymp reviewing an enormous breastplate, but we couldn't not give you this exclusive, x-rated clip of her trying to get it on over her giant frame.
2021-03-13 17:40:41 +0000 UTC View PostOur drag daughter Autumn (here she is in the roast if you're new <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMMXzs34kMw) wants a surname and we've been spitballing ideas. Which of these do you guys think is a winner? You can vote for multiple.
(Autumn Niamh in her Irish accent sounds like 'Adam n Eve')
Feel free to comment better suggestions if you've got a corker.
2021-03-12 00:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I fully believe that there's a large quantity of Italian people that still think Amanda Knox is a radioactive vagina demon. She spent almost four years in an Italian prison following her conviction for the 2007 murder of British exchange student Meredith Kercher. Although she and her boyfriend were ultimately acquitted, there's still an air of suspicion about her following the bizarre witch-hunt that unfolded in the press.
2021-03-07 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
JOIN US! As we lampoon the Internet's favourite mortician lady of life, Caitlin Doughty. Premmin' at 7pm GMT.
Will this abomination be the final tipping point to take us over 200k subs? Probs not.
2021-03-06 13:36:17 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a monthly Full Of Beef starring Nerva. We've had this one on the back burner for ages and today seemed like the perfect day for it. Both of us have been approached by people to join MLMs/pyramid schemes over the years (as of course you will have) and they're quite hideously fascinating. There's a lot of crossover discussion with cults so the whole thing is right up our alley/arse.
Arbonne being sus: 2021-02-28 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The app really was a piece of shettt.
2021-02-27 03:11:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Kath & Kim is an Australian sitcom and giant fucking boulder of star dust sent from on high. If you've never watched it then dipping into an episode for a mere 30 seconds will give you everything you need to know about how Nova and I live our lives. It's my ultimate go-to comfort watch and main inspiration for fashion choices.
2021-02-21 00:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we take what is normally a drunk-Zoom tradition of testing each other's specialist subjects and add a studio setup.
2021-02-19 20:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!!
Just wanted to drop a quick note to say that we have swapped some benefits that Archdruids and Cult Elders receive just to help us keep up with the demand.
If you became an Archdruid ANY time before 15th February 2021 then we are currently hard at work catching up to create & mail out your hand made pieces of Novympia artwork.
For all future Archdruids that join or upgrade from today onwards, this benefit is now being replaced by a signed A5 photocard.
Cul...
2021-02-15 16:20:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Schitt's Creek is a Canadian television sitcom which quietly released to an unsuspecting 2015 but would soar to international adoration owing to its impossibly charming setup. The show would come to our attention in the mire of my not-so-great-headspace years and go on to occupy a special place in our viewing slate (almost entirely due to Moira) because of the warm, fuzzy feeling it leaves you with. It's weird in that regard because it's often such ridiculous dumb sh...
2021-02-14 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello gorgeous cult members! For no particular reason AT ALL.... 👀👀
What kind of band merch (if any) are you guys most interested in when your fave has a new release? There are so many options available now so we'd like to know what would appeal to the Novympia Cult™ the most.
Hopefully this poll allows you tick select multiple answers - please tick each suggestion that tickles your fancy!
Just curious is all - no real reason for us to ask... 👀
2021-02-13 16:05:47 +0000 UTC View Post
JOIN US! ...as we scavenge through more bits sent kindly and generously to our PO Box. Apologies if we didn't get to your item - we've had an issue with releasing packages from our garbage PO Box company.
2021-02-12 23:31:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Lost is an American drama TV show that first aired in 2004 and is consistently ranked by critics as one of the greatest television series of all time. According to Wikipedia, users of IMDbPro gave Lost the highest average ranking for any television series during the first ten years of the website's operation. It's a dizzying array of achievements when you consider how divisive the show became in its final few seasons. I've dropped the occasional joke about m...
2021-02-07 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
