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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 75: Creating A Guild

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Paul glanced at the system notifications as they came one after another. Not only did he immediately decide to use the guild creation item, but he didn’t even take time to give it a cool-sounding, albeit not-so-original, name.

[You have used the [Guild Creation Certificate (S+ Grade)] x1!]

[You have created a Guild! Please input a Guild Name and the Players you wish to invite.]

[Character Privilege: Because your Avatar ...

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OP Sister Chapter 257: Wai Tian

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Fang Shuan was standing outside of the dining room of the golden palace, his face expression showing clear conflict. He had done something unforgivable and ended up upsetting his master more than he ever thought possible.

He forcefully took a decision for her, looking down on her as a result. He couldn’t believe he did something so reckless and insolent. Perhaps he might have been an arrogant young master in his previous life, but right now, he was Anna’s servant, someon...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns New Cover WIP

Merneith and Bing Xue are eye candies

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Don't use the patreon app on iphone.

Iphone app store is making changes soon which will increase subscription costs by 30% if using the Iphone app on mobile devices...

I don't get a penny of it. I would recomend to browse patreon in a browser, it works fine on any device!

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 166: Invasion

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Bing Xue left behind her family in the city as she rushed to confront this new, powerful enemy, leaving them all confused about what just had happened.

“Bing Xue’s presence is really far away…” Urbosa muttered.

“Just what happened?” Merkite wondered.

“That man… Why was he wearing clothes so similar to hers?” Mursha asked, nervous.

“We have to go help!” Fiery Hair said angrily. “That man… strong! Bing Bing may not be able to handle ...

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OP Sister Chapter 256: Meditation Techniques

Listen While Reading: Birds Fly Over the Mountain
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Even as Zero One sat there to eat with me and the Heavenly Empress, there were still many questions inside of my head, perhaps too many.

The first one was, was this the right thing to do?

Even now, yeah, even now, I have my doubts.

Weren’t the machines enemies? Now that there...

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OP Sister Chapter 255: The New Generations Must Not Be Judged By The Sins Of Their Parents

Listen While Reading: Weight of the World
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“I want you to understand, Anna,” my master said. “Machines are not the same as people. They are non-sentient beings made of metal and wires, filled with nothing but electricity inside. They don’t feel, they don’t have souls, and they aren’t living beings. They are nothing but materials...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 165: Evenly Matched

Listen While Reading: Yagyu Sword Chronicles
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Another Primordial Immemorial Venerable.

Could it truly be possible?

He made me bleed from that punch after all.

Even though I’ve also survived being split into two before, so it wasn’t that big of a deal.

The big deal itself was that his attack pierced through ...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 164: The Tower Master's Decision

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“Hmm, that was good; thanks for the breakfast, sis.”

“Yeah, it was delightful, though a bit too heavy for a breakfast…”

Ruby and Juan were sitting next to me on the table. After my wives ate their breakfast, they wanted to eat some more, so they joined everyone else at the table.

My sister and her boyfriend had just joined us recently though, but they ate happily anyways. I was also quite satisfied after having eaten too, so I sat down for the moment wh...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince/Epic of Vampire New Cover WIP

New Cover featuring Vlad and Alitheus in a sexy pose!

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 74: Destroying A Mountain To Bury The Raid Boss

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The Ancient King of the Neburias Kingdom glared at the ceiling as it gained countless cracks. Only a few seconds after he received the notification that Judgement had been slain, all three of the first raid bosses were killed, but there were more to come later anyways, so he was rather positive he could overwhelm the vampires over time.

RUMBLE!

Yet, all that patience he had ended when the entire mountain came falling down over his own head, destroying his enti...

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OP Sister Chapter 254: The Good Robot?

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“Who is that girl? She’s with young master Anna?”

“She’s another bald ape, perhaps?”

“Never seen another bald ape before than young master Anna, though…”

“Wow, her hair is so shiny, like metal!”

The people of the town started gossiping as we walked through the streets. I grabbed Zero One’s arm and dragged her along so she wouldn’t end up getting distracted.

Well, she was indeed getting distracted all the time, but at least sh...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 163: The Next Morning

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The morning sunlight came through the windows as I groggily woke up, feeling both refreshed and exhausted at the same time, a strange combination of feelings that has begun to become rather common since I started having girls in my bed every night.

Damn, I had a lot of sex last night.

I don’t know how these girls can keep up with my literal endless stamina, but they always do their best to drain me out of every last droplet of every somehow.

Sex might be strong...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 73: Against Judgement!

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Argentia immediately flew towards Judgement the moment Chris alerted him that he was kicked by Paul a second earlier! The titanic golden dragon opened his jaws, greeting the gigantic abyssal serpent with a double breath attack before he could even recover his health!

“RAAAAH! GOTCHA, BASTARD!”

“Ngh?!”

BOOOM! BOOOM!

The two breath attacks—beams of golden, glistening moonlight engulfed Judgement in an inferno of sparkling ...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 72: {Rebirth of Body and Soul}

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“Argentia!”

Chris flew towards Argentia after making sure Zergeous was dead, rushing towards him and drinking half of his Arcana Potions, restoring them, and swiftly beginning to heal his entire body.

“My priestess…”

Argentia had fallen into the ground the moment Zergeous finally died; the surge of power he gained was still there, but his body was already dying; more than seventy percent of it was burned.

“Stay still! I’ll heal you right back ...

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OP Sister Chapter 253: A Decision

Listen While Reading: Weight of the World Arranged by ZANIO
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As Fang Shuan fired the spear at lightning speed, time suddenly felt much slower.

Something on top of my head was moving, scratching and biting me, releasing the sound of a crying cicada.

“Goldie?”

[Your Familiar: [Heavenly Golden Time River Cicada La...

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OP Sister Chapter 252: Zero One

Listen While Reading: 曖昧ナ希望/氷雨
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I always imagined the machines worked similarly to animals or beasts, that they fought for territory and resources and would not bother actually talking with the inhabitants. I mean, they didn’t through their entire invasion.

I don’t know if the Constellations ordered them to do this o...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 162 Part 2: Fiery Hair Wants Babies

Disclaimer: All fictional characters in this setting are adults and mutually consent to any sexual intercourse.
Also yes, as usual, this is a NSFW chapter so you can skip it if its not your thing.
Listen While Reading: Methuseller
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The moment we were done having dinner, Fiery Hair immediately grabbed me and carried me on her arms as...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 162 Part 1: Back Home

Listen While Reading: 梦轩篆 (伴奏版)  
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The next three days after what happened in Egypt went very slowly; I couldn’t relax much as I helped the people rebuild their homes, revived a co...

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OP Sister Anna's [Little Princess of Rock’s Heart Throbbing Concert] Cover Art

Finally done! Very colorful and crazy. All of this is just summoned the moment she activates the Privilege by the way lol. Also Gram is forcefully turned into an electric guitar.

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OP Sister Chapter 251: Machine Attack In The Skies

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As we made our way to the Heavenly Empress island, we flew across the skies of Bestia. The colorful sky, whose colors shifted from an orange to blue and pink, seemed completely otherworldly, but the seas below, of a bright blue color, made me feel at home too.

“Wow, s-so this is the outside world… So big! What is this sea?! I’ve never seen such a large ocean before!”

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OP Sister Chapter 250: Moving Back To The Heavenly Empress

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Fang Shuan arrived right as I was about to digest the pills and be done with these two hellish weeks. I honestly missed the Heavenly Empress and the tiger girl back on the other island, so I was finally going to go meet them.

His aura felt much more powerful, overflowing out of his metallic, golden body like an endless sea of dark purple, red, black, and gold colors. His soul alone was the only thing that grew stronger from him, but that was enough to create a big difference...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 161: A Problematic Family

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Neferteri lived a life of deceiving others and always plotting someone else’s demise. Since her young age, her mother always told her that she had to hit first before others were to hit her.

She learned that if she wanted something, she would always have to ruin someone else; it was simply the law of how the world and even the universe worked.

“If you want something, take something from someone else.”

“There is nothing you can do but steal what someone el...

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Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Egyptian Gods Mechs Designs WIP

Anubis and Ra designs, plus Merneith and new Bing Xue outfit.

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 71: Defeat The Raid Boss!

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“Did you think that I was the weakest because I was the first to come?!”

Zergeous roared, rushing towards Argentia while making the ground around him tremble and shake. His enormous body, now completely red after losing his armor, had undergone a sudden transformation.

Undergoing a Berserk transformation, his attack power and speed skyrocketed, so strong he was that, despite his low defenses, he wasn’t even getting hit that much due to his unparalleled offense. View Post

OP Sister Chapter 249: The Trial Of Souls

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Fang Shuan spent the next four days tempering his soul inside of the Temple of One Hundred Demon Souls. He spent a day and a half dealing with the first gate, the Cauldron of One Hundred Demons.

Not only did he need to go through extreme soul agony and pain as his soul boiled within its bubbling, ethereal liquids, but he also had to constantly battle one hundred Illusory Dokkaebi Beasts while doing so.

“What sort of torture is this?! Has that Heavenly Demon tricked m...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 160: Heavenly Nine-Headed Serpent Demon Queen: Ibuki-Douji

Listen While Reading: The Great God Ibuki
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RUMBLE!

The nine heads of Yamata-No-Orochi merged with my body as I infused myself with the powers of the Demons and my other Elemental and Draconian Abilities and Skills.

Until my body grew to a ridiculous size.

Using my massive hands, I grabbed ...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 70: The Menace Of Judgement

Listen While Reading: Open the Gates of Hell
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Ding!

[The {Raid Boss: 3/3}: [Judgement, The Great Abyssal Flame Snake (Tier 5)] has emerged from amidst the dark skies!]

[If you can’t stop him in time, Elderbridge will be destroyed completely.]

An enormous...

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OP Sister Chapter 248: The Next Morning

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Whatever happened to me after that was a much gentler process. But I believe instead of my skin becoming tougher this time, it was my muscles, or well, what was beneath the skin, might even include muscles and cartilages.

As the morning of the next day arrived, I found myself once more back in the palace. As I thought, the Heavenly Demon made sure to bring me back once I completed the trial.

And man, was it hard! I thought I would go insane there.

The amount of e...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 69: All Three Raid Bosses Appear

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Before everyone’s eyes, and as Argentia battled Zergeous and seemed evenly matched, something else emerged.

A Second Raid Boss!

What Vlad had believed to be a counter regarding how each Raid Boss was from a different Raid was wrong.

“Iron Blood Emperor! You will pay for what you’ve done to our King and our people! We shall bathe in the blood of your descendants!”

CRAAASH!

Their hope was quickly shattered as yet another titan emerged f...

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