joshslater

The Reformatory

T -1

Dear diary or however you are supposed to start.

So tomorrow is the big day. Dad and I are sleeping at a Holiday Inn at the other side of the state. Well, I’m obviously not sleeping. How could I? So I thought I should start a journal of some sort to document this experience.

Some background. Two months ago I was in a fight with Mark Samberg on th...

Getting Laid

Hats like touques and beanies to me feels both filthy and sexy, in particular if someone uses one in a gym. I've already used beanie in Good Influencer, but I was tempted to write something else about hats when I saw this photo.

I couldn't find a high resolution version of it, so I started looking at ...

Getting Laid

The reception was empty, but the spicy Thai chicken really needed to go. If they wanted some coins on the way out I was more than happy to give them that. It’s weird how your needs become more urgent the closer to a toilet you are. I’ve walked past this huge gym, housed in a hangar looking building just next to the industrial area many times, but never been inside. I’m not much of a gym-goer, but with their locker rooms and showers they ought to have several stalls available for some mu...

The App

- This is the app that fucks me up.
- Fucks YOU up?
- Yeah. Never been happier.

Impersonable Trainer

Don’t give me that shit! Why would it be dismissed? It’s false advertisement or arbitrary conduct or meathead bullshit or something. You’re the lawyer. You figure it out.

Yes, he did call it “quick body weight program”, but that’s obviously misleading. I thought it would be a fast way to tone the body a little. I specifically told him I didn’t want any machines or bullshit be...

Everlast

This story has its roots in the story Cursed written by MagicStore (though he keeps going through names). It's about some sort of demonic gym without exit, and I always though it kind of lacked a good ending. Like, what was the purpose of the gym. Perhaps you were spat out on the same street again, as if tim...

Spiked

He could cover the shaved head with a beanie or a cap, and the chastity device was hidden in his pants, but there was nothing he could do about the outrageous piercings. One week, they said, or they would release the photos. They would do it too, he was sure. He was less convinced they would keep their end of the bargain, and let everything go back to how it was once the week was up. And he needed to...

Everlast

You’re finally awake. 

Just start doing crunches while I explain this place. We just call it the Gym. It’s pretty big, for a gym, but you’ll get bored soon enough. There are 11 guys here at the moment, you included, and from what I’ve heard it has been as many as 13. Any time someone leaves, someone else takes their place, like you just did.

Now, this next part is a bit harde...

Top Stories of 2019

There are different ways to count of course, but just by going on the number of tumblr notes, these are the top stores of 2019. Older stories have an advantage, since they have had more time to gather likes. Newer stories have an advantage since I have more followers that can react to them as I publish. I would have picked different ones, I'm pretty sure, but Wanted, Summer with Uncle Bob and Trigger Hicks would have been there. For all its flaws, here is the list.

1. 2020-01-12 23:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post

A New Australia

It's such a small device, barely the size of a pea, but it's what allows them to control this whole things with virtually no staff. A micro sized, short range, encrypted, digital audio receiver. No surprise it's the first thing they put in you when you arrive, barely dry after being hosed down, and not even finished with the medical check up. They just put the endoscope or whatever in one ear, then t...

Tricked

- Boom. Told you he wouldn't notice.
- Notice what? What are you guys smiling about?
- That would ruin the surprise.
- Come on! Are you two still mad about last week?
- I say we are pretty even after tomorrow.
- What happens tomorrow?
- Oh, it will be obvious. Sweet dreams.

The Smoke

He lit another cigarette from the same pack, not concerned anymore. Fuck resolutions. Fuck consequences. If anything it could be a good thing. Just ten minutes ago his main concerns were cholesterol levels and market volatility. Eight minutes ago it was the temptation of the opened pack of cigarettes, despite his vague “being healthier” new years resolution. Seven minutes ago it was the ches...

Grimsby pt. 5

Declan greeted us with an “Oi, lads” as he walked past us to the kitchen. He took me completely by surprise. The beer, the weed, the fatigue, the everything had me zone out and only concentrate on what was immediately in front of me. The beer, the weed, the heat and smell of big Jace next to me, and the FIFA game I was slowly losing. I had completely forgotten the possibility of Declan. He returned from the kitchen, Stella in one hand and a Lidl bag in the other.

“O'Rourke down at...

Mars bars

The title was just a placeholder that I didn't remember to change before I sent this for publication in the January Male TF Advent Calendar 2020.

- Sit your fat ass down and describe the photo. Hurry!

- Fuck, man! Take it easy. When did you get...

Booster Shot

- So… third loss.
- You think he’ll actually do it.
- Coach? I’m sure of it. Happened to Mike's year.
- Does it hurt? Did he say anything about that?
- No. Well, not more than normal growth pain anyway. I guess the injection hurts like any other.
- Is it true it makes you dumb?
- No, I don’t think so. I think it is like you only learn when you practice. Like physically, I me...

VIP Service 2020

Happy New Year!

141 Stories and 90 commentaries for 2019. Adding that some stories were multipart, that totals about 4.5 posts per week. Work is going to be more demanding for me this year, but my goal is to post at least every week and get a post total of at least two per week. More on holidays and vacations, when I have more time. I also don't want to force too similar or unfinished stories just to get them out.

This Patreon thing is new to me, so don't hesitate to complain, sug...

Complimentary Supplements

The immediate reason for this little story was a discussion in a discord chat where one of the members wanted to increase his pre-cum. As a writer (though I guess it would still apply if I wasn't) I love finding new ways to modify a body, new feelings about those changes, creative motives behind them, etc. I distinctly remember the first time I realized that the amount and time of pre-cum can be altered. It was in the over the top, but recommended story 2020-01-07 17:45:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Complimentary Supplements

Doctor Feinstein’s eyes widened of incredulity as he went down the list I had just handed him.
50mg Zinc
200mg Pygeum
1200mg Soy Lecithin
15mg 1-1-5-ribosulfam-K
1000mg L-arginine
100mg Sigma pro
320mg Saw Palmetto
and on and on for an entire printed page. Looked like a modern witchcraft potion. Essentially it was. Amazing to think I’ve had all that shit in me.

- And...

Corporate Growth

I found this story called Corporate Growth on tumblr in the avalanche of holiday reblogs. I really like it, but there are a few tweaks I would like to see.  I'm however not planning on actually doing a rewrite of it, so instead I'll list what changes I would have made. You might want to read it first before continue with my discussion of it (Original copied below, as tumblr is gettin...

Hi Def Resolution

I had prepared and bought the 24/7 gym membership well in advance. I was sitting too much, both at work and at home, and I’ve been feeling ever worse all throughout the autumn. I started to have imprints in my legs after removing my socks at night. The lower button holes on my shirts were being stretched, making a button open occasionally when I sat down. I could feel my chest puffing out in my arm...

Grimsby

I probably do too much research. Some of it is easy to get right. What is the best route and fare from London to Grimsby, at what times etc. Some are much more tricky, like what brands feel like the correct ones for scally smokes and beers and cars etc. Most problematic is to get names and dialogue correct. For names for any chav story I make I typically go back to an old 2005 D...

Grindr Gold

So I saw this story rewrite by Rozza at tumblr of a story called Tinder Gold, and thought it felt like it could be cleaned up a bit. I talked to him about it, and he told me it was a mishmash because he was rewriting a story with both his own ideas and some ideas from a reader.  I decided to try to make a more streamlined version, without looking at the original Rozza based the story on.

Rozza version 

 “Fuck, why don’t you guys respond!” Tom ...

Grindr Gold

“Fuck, why don’t you guys respond!”, Tom moaned as he fell back into his bed. Another guy had just gone and ghosted him, the sixth one this week. Tom was pissed and confused as to why he was failing with so many guys. It was true that he didn’t have the looks. Average height, average hair, average face. A face dotted with acne, on top of his unremarkable body, pudgy from years of studying. He was smart, provably so, but also funny and kind. He hoped that would shine through in his bio...

Echoes

realhankmccoy on tumbler contacted me, writing about how much he loved the story. The internal struggle between two identities was what he really liked. And the photo, of course. Some light googling showed that his name is Brock Harris and the photo is from a photo shoot with Têtu magazin.

2019-12-30 16:23:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Echoes

It happens less and less often, but it isn’t any less jarring whenever it does happen. I hate the feeling. It’s like a different person is clawing and screaming inside of me, trying to take over not just my body, but also my mind. A few times I’ve even feared I would lose control and he would take over completely, pushing me out or locking me away forever. I’ve never told anyone that part, th...

Unboxing

Sorry for the story title, but I couldn't come up with anything better. It was "Gifted Wrap" until a minute before publishing.

I wanted to make some sort of uplifting Christmas story as well. Despite not being a big fan of body suits, I basically made a body suite story, but without the climbing inside part. Who knows how that works for this tech. I was trying out some different names for the tech. I think it basically was released as Synthetic Shells under a brand name, and then it bec...

Office Party

Again one of the rare "world change" stories, where everyone and everything around the protagonist transforms to fit the new identity. I usually feel it is more jarring to keep the world as it was, so no clothes fit anymore, as an example. Here I think it felt more appropriate to have him lose everything about his old identity without anyone else knowing.

I was thinking of a similar story for this photo, but decided to eat Christmas food instead.

2019-12-26 22:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post

All Meshed Up

It didn’t sound too bad, as curses go. “You can only wear mesh fabric from now on.” Sports stores are filled with mesh fabric clothes. Long sleeve, short sleeve, no sleeve, shorts, hats obviously, but even underwear and socks. All sneakers with at least some part mesh had worked so far, at least with mesh socks in between. Everything else, if it isn’t at least substantially partially mes...

Unboxing

He knew they had been struggling, and he hadn’t really hoped for much, but still he was a bit disappointed looking at the small line of unwrapped Christmas gifts on the coffee table. The pile of wrapped boxes under the tree was gone and dad had stood up to get everyone a refill. Bourbon, ginger ale, a squeeze of lemon and plenty of ice. With the whole family plus grandma in one room, and the fire g...

Office Party

- There you are! We were starting to think you left early. Come, join the rest of the party.
- I… I can’t. Not looking like this.
- Just take off the hat then.
- The hat? Just look at me! The piercings. The hair. The… everything. I look like a fucking pervert.
- Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s a bit more more extreme than what you usually wear, but you have to admit, you dre...