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LIVESTREAM Durst Case Scenario w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 2

Say I Didn't w/ Shane Gillis pt. 2

We finally pin down the bol and force some gratitude upon him. Also we talked about that one thing.

Patreon Livestream w/ Shane Gillis

Tugburns w/ James Hesky pt. 2

Mike went on an all-time tear on this one. Real motherfucker that guy. Jesus.

Tugburns w/ James Hesky Pt. 2 Livestream

Pope's Good Friday Blessings w/ Tommy Pope cont'd

Tommy Pope hit us with an insane white trash family destroyer of a story. That's it. Go listen for yourself.

Fat Nurse Pandemic (VIDEO)

Basil Friggsworth of BBC News interviews world renowned virologists, Dr. Derrick Thickcott and Dr. Trevor Greenhog to discuss the effects of COVID-19 and the discussion rapidly devolves into the amount of blame that fat nurses deserve for the current state of the world.  

Mexican Suckoff w/ Billy & Spud pt 2

Getting intimate and raw with these two absolute kings.  There was a royal buzz in the room the entire night. Enjoy.

Spunker Bunker (Video)

Check out our sick fuckin Airstream.

Spunker Bunker

Pandemic diary: Week 207. We remain hunkering in the spunker bunker. We may be the last living fat gay retards. Video in the morning.

GuiDAD MEATitation

Wanted to help errybody keep their programs tight during quarantine. Here's a lil something to keep you centered while you deal with physical isolation and work from home emails from fat coworkers.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? 2: Wigger Mortis Sets In

Gaze deep into the Palantir you sneaky lil Pippins. Imagine what could be. OJ Simpson rules.

Yep, More Cum Talk

Every week we're combing through the metrics and we think we've nailed the optimal motivation:cum ratio. At this point positivity should give you a Pavlovian boner.

Uncle Beave pt. 2

Almost want to apologize for the amount of playing in here. Critical levels. Wowee.

VIDEO The Program Chapter 3: Vision Boards feat. THE KING

Sup kingz and lady kingz,
Wanted to show you the vision boards we were making for our tight fucking programs and ended up just making a straight video episode. 
Also here's a link to Tim's goals document from the day we went to Wes's mom's house and broke bread. Just to give you an idea of where we got to the day we started out Programs: 2020-02-23 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Load Shark

It's time to pump the brakes and set some shit straight. Lines are drawn in the sand, tactics are discussed, and negativity is cast down yet again. We don't fuckin participate in that shit.

Pervert Sherbert w/ David James

Man we were having a ball on this one but make no mistake I will pull the fuckin E brake if I get a sense my boy needs some genuine support. Let's lift a king here, dawgz.

Ya Fucked Meat

We linked up with Six and Shaner from Ya Fucked It to form a retarded Megazord wearing sweatpants rocking a half hard bird. True lawless moron shit. This one's on the house but while you're here, if you aren't already a Patron, think about how much other cool shit is waiting for you for as little as $1. Pretty wild.

Dr. John Fart

Our guest is an esteemed author who owns guns. His new book is a serious doss slide and builds on a prestigious body of work. Also Tim discusses his murder plot and Mike once again plays too fuckin much.

One Ball Billy pt. 2: The W Word

Picking right up where we left off on the free cast.

Boccuti Part Two-ti

You know we had to dig deeper into them guts with our man, Carl Boccuti. We really get our hogs wet here and talk about what scares the shit out of us while Carl reveals his very aggressive strategy for dealing with ghosts that will likely get him canceled in the afterlife. 

The Program Chapter 2: The Blueprint

An interactive walkthrough of The Program as it exists right now. Prep your own dossier to slide or not slide as we expand our accountability circles. Follow along, replicate it with your friends, or just observe and get some context so our ascension doesn't confuse you. Shoutout elite dawg Asian SweetBoy for the email question that spawned this supplemental episode.

Uncle Ron Part 2

We kept the party going with our homeboy Aaron Ditro, aka Uncle Ron of Uncle Ron's Candles. If you aren't already, then by the end of this bad boy, you should be putting out a curtain fire naked while Boyz 2 Men blasts in the background because you got all hopped up on reckless candle lust. Make this a reality for you by going to Uncle Ron's Patreon page at patreon.com/UncleRonsCandles.

The Program

When Elon Cusk calls you up and says he needs to introduce you to the man with the world's tightest program, you fire up the Patreon and let'er fuckin rip. Wes Rowlands is that man and he makes the kind of first impression that gets you wondering if certain people are just born differently, geared for success. He spends the rest of the time explaining that high level success is replicable by anyone with the imagination and drive to commit to their dreams and even starts breaking down exactly ...

Prince vs. Sting

We're talking long-term goals, shitting your pants, and who would win in a fantasy cum-off between two all-time greats. Real Men's Health shit.

A Very Special Dad Meat

It's silly it's heavy, it's partially redacted. A real doozy.

Dad Meat Podcast w/ NA Poe

Butterly and Rainey interview activist and sandwich kingpin, NA Poe, at his new sandwich spot in Human Robot Brewery to delve dick deep into pot pioneering, pussy and positivity. Come get your bird rocked. And go by a fuckin' sandwich at Poe's Sandwich Joint in Philly. 

There Is No There

The programs are getting tighter. The dawgs are called to formation. It's time to bark at the moon. Get lulled into a false sense of retardation and then take a knee for an all time banger of a pep talk. We fucking love you.

Thanksreceiving

Dedicate yourself to being a fat fucking retard with us during the biggest meal of the year. We're sharing life lessons and recommitting to programming tight as fuck with our dawgs. Enjoy your time with us and recommend the Patreon to your friends. You'd be doing us, your friends, and honestly yourselves a favor.

To Catch A McRedditor

Part 2 of our chat with Sidney the Kidney and the fuckin shaman Matt McCusker materializes out of the ether. Unbelievable.