Hello everyone!
Well, here it is! The big short story for this month. I'm pretty happy with how this came out. Had a few issues here and there, but overall very satisfied with the result. Especially for the first short starring the Bunnybots!
And with this out, that means the month is almost at an end. Which also means it's nearly time to take more short story suggestions for the poll! We'll have that coming up in the next few days, and in about a week or so the next installment o...
2024-07-29 14:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Just letting you know that Fey Market Blues is now available on Amazon! It was easily my biggest cyoa to date, with more branching paths than ever before, and I'm so glad to offer it up to the readers. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBF1XBFN?ref_=ast_author_dp
If you happen to pick it up, I'd love it if you dropped a rating or a review. Either way, thanks so much for helpin...
2024-07-27 14:22:51 +0000 UTC
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It started with blood.
Just a drop she'd suck off his finger. And in return, her pheromones would bring in all the business his flower shop so badly needed.
But then blood wasn't enough.
She wanted to suck something... else.
And he was starting to get worried.
Worried she lied when she said her phermones wouldn't affect him.
Worried about how he always seemed ready to fe...
2024-07-25 18:57:00 +0000 UTC
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It really was quite naughty of her to get that rune tattoo.
The one that would make her irresistible to that cute knight.
The one that would make him only think about her.
Her body.
About how good it would feel to... breed her.
Because that was the thing about love spells. You were never quite sure what they'd do. Especially when you bought them from a priestess of the Shadow ...
2024-07-22 15:11:54 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
As promised, this month's microfic for the runner up's of the short story poll. Choose your favourite! And remember, even if it wins you can still vote and suggest it for next month's short story!
2024-07-21 02:51:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone! A bit late, but a lot going on at the moment.
Nonetheless! Here's all the news that's fit to print.
First off, the winner of the poll for the next encounter in Raiders of Moonfall was Busty Seeress! But there'll be more in that encounter, I assure you. So look forward to that in August.
Also in poll news, Bunnybot and Her Master won the short story! I've written a lot of microfics about these giggly androids, and can't wait to bring you all a longer story abo...
2024-07-20 01:07:09 +0000 UTC
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He just needed a break.
To relax.
Let go of his troubles for a little while.
But maybe he shouldn't have bought that potion from the witch.
And sure, he did follow the instructions perfectly. But was conjuring a busty, brainwashing googirl really the cure to his worries?
The trick to helping him relax?
Although, he had to admit, looking into her sparkling eyes... Watchin...
2024-07-18 14:08:18 +0000 UTC
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It's not like she was addicted to holstaur cream.
It's not like she kept drinking it because she was obsessed with having big, soft, milky tits. To being big and busty and milky and needy.
And she wasn't addicted. She knew how bad that'd be. What happened when girls got addicted to holstaur cream. How it changed them. Made them horny and dumb and willing to do anything to find a nice boy to mil...
2024-07-13 16:23:05 +0000 UTC
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Surely you weren't thinking of leaving already?
And after you came all that way to rob the lamia's temple.
Tried ever so hard not to get caught.
Thought you were so clever until her coils were wrapping around you.
Squeezing you.
Trapping you despite your struggles.
And then you were looking into her eyes.
Into those spiraling patterns.
Letting your mind slip ...
2024-07-12 16:21:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Been a hot minute since we had a poll for a cyoa encounter, but here we go! We got three choices of the next installment, so choose wisely!
Upon leaving the tower, you hit up the nearest enclave to stock up on supplies. But dangers await even there. What form shall they take?
2024-07-11 15:17:33 +0000 UTC
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Every cow girl wanted a buff, dumb, eager man. To help her out on the farm. To work in nothing but a pair of overalls. To milk her with his big, strong hands.
And maybe it was a bit naughty of her to convince that lawyer whose car broke down to spend the night.
Maybe it was wicked of her to let him milk and fuck her until he was so drunk on her milk he kept forgetting to take his car down to ge...
2024-07-10 14:43:41 +0000 UTC
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It's polling time!
Some really great suggestions this month, and I can't wait to see what everyone chooses to be the story I write. And remember! You can vote more than once, so do so! You first choice might not get picked up, but your second or third may. And even if it doesn't, it may show up as s microfic!
So vote now! Vote often! And let's see which story comes out on top.
2024-07-07 15:27:21 +0000 UTC
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Here it is! The newest cyoa series. You all voted for post-apocalyptic fantasy world, and I aim to please!
Long ago, one of the world's twin moons was shattered, pelting the planet with magic infused moonstone. The lucky died, the unlucky were changed into the Pale, corrupted creatures, cursed by the moon goddess's vengeance.
But that was millenia ago, and today you're Zaid, a Delver. A raider of the ruined cities of the Ancients in search of artifacts lost to man. And you and you...
2024-07-07 14:24:33 +0000 UTC
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You love the 4th of July.
Because that's when your state-mandated bimbot activates her patriotism subroutines.
And what could be more patriotic than bringing up the birthrate?
What could show you love your country more than showing your love to your gorgeous android's big, bouncy breasts?
What could eliminate your doubts about how great your nation is than trusting your loving bimbo...
2024-07-04 13:57:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone, and welcome to July!
Phew! June was a bit crazy, but I got a lot done and out the door. July is going to be a bit quieter, but patreon will still have the usual amount of content.
And speaking of! That means it's time for suggestions. Post them below, and they'll be added to the poll in a week's time to see which one gets written. We had a pretty tight race last month, but we're sure to have plenty more this time around!
Aside from that, the new cyoa adventur...
2024-07-01 16:48:44 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Phew! Down to the wire, but the short story is done! This one is a bit long, so I hope you all enjoy it. It took a bit of work getting it where I wanted it, but well worth it!
And keep in mind! Tomorrow will be the start of a new month, and therefore new suggestions for short stories! Looking forward to seeing what new amazing ideas you all come up with.
But that's not all! Because next week, we'll also be seeing the beginning of the new CYOA series! The sett...
2024-06-30 15:53:40 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
The new Villain for Hire book is available! So if you didn't preorder it, now's your chance to grab a copy!
https://www.amazon.com/Villain-Hire-Haremlit-Adventure-Benefits-ebook/dp/B0D7ST6ST6?
2024-06-29 15:08:57 +0000 UTC
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He knew he was smarter than the succubus.
Smarter than that silly, vain demoness obsessed with makeup and being told how pretty she was.
He knew it.
So why did he always immediately dote on that dumb bimbo?
Why did he stammer when she said how cute he was?
Why did he get so flustered? So confused? So happy to do whatever she said and get compliments and kisses from her? Why di...
2024-06-28 18:24:46 +0000 UTC
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How could she have been so dumb as to be cursed by that succubus?
How could she have been so embarrassed that she didn't tell the party?
And how could she be such a bimbo she let her big, soft, bouncy breasts hypnotize the cute, considerate tank?
How could she be so... so... depraved as to let him get love drunk on her perfume?
How could she be so weak as to give in to her new urges...
2024-06-26 14:43:08 +0000 UTC
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It's here everyone!
Thanks to some wonderful beta readers, Villain for Hire 5 is up for preorders! Looking forward to release days and for everyone to get a chance to read through this book. It wraps up some big plot points, and lays down even more for book 6!
Get it here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7ST6ST6
&nb...
2024-06-22 19:15:40 +0000 UTC
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Maybe the lamia was a bit possessive.
But could you blame her?
All her life she wanted her own human. A weak, loving, adorable pet mortal for her to wrap around and adore.
To kiss and melt their silly mind with her lovely eyes.
And it was so cute watching their face grow slack. Their head emptying. Their dopey, adorable smile as they became all hers.
As their ears twitched to ...
2024-06-22 17:14:54 +0000 UTC
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As promised! Here's the microfic poll for June. Let's see which of the runner ups gets turned into the new micro story! And keep in mind, this doesn't mean they can't be included in future short story polls.
2024-06-21 18:12:37 +0000 UTC
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The beast curse?
What a silly thing for a smart, educated man to believe in.
Of course kissing the faun won't make you some sort of dumb beast-man.
Of course staring into her eyes as she kisses you deeper won't corrupt you.
Of course she wouldn't turn you into her dumb pet brute.
Of course she's not drawing you further from civilization and humanity.
She's not changing y...
2024-06-19 14:19:31 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Well! It was another amazingly close poll, but 'Warrior king is given holstaur slave as peace offering from enemy nation. She 'convinces' him to give peace a chance' won the flashfic contest! Expect to see that in the next couple of weeks.
But don't despair! Because I'll also be holding another poll in the next few days selecting one of the runner ups to be turned into a microfic! So keep those voting hats on.
In other news, Villain for Hire 5 is nearly done!...
2024-06-15 15:41:18 +0000 UTC
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Her problem was she loved too much.
All succubi did.
She loved her master so much she couldn't bear the idea of him not being obsessed with her. With her breasts. With her body. With her lovely eyes.
She couldn't dream of existence without him adoring her. Kissing her. Telling her how special and pretty and perfect she was.
How much he needed her.
Loved her.
Obsessed ove...
2024-06-15 15:32:12 +0000 UTC
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The great thing about the Cult of Bovara was you didn't actually need to believe in the cow goddess to get a blessing.
Which was important, because he heard that overindulging in the holy milk would make you dumber.
More... bullish.
But he would never do that. He just wanted a buff to his strength. And the cream of the priestesses was wonderful for that.
And sure, maybe he drank a b...
2024-06-12 16:50:54 +0000 UTC
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Alright! Time to answer the question: Should flashfic runner ups get a second life as microfics? Vote in the poll below, and I'll consider what people are leaning towards.
Keep in mind, this doesn't mean you can't re-suggest stories. This is just seeing what people feel like.
2024-06-12 02:42:27 +0000 UTC
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Of course there was nothing wrong with spending time with your bunnybot.
She only wants to see you happy.
See you relaxed.
See you enjoying that special VR headset she came with.
And what can be more relaxing, be happier, than doing whatever she says?
Don't you feel happy listening to her whispers while you watch your favourite spiral programs?
Don't you feel so good to ...
2024-06-10 17:05:04 +0000 UTC
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Well, here it is! A few days late, but hopefully worth the wait. There was a fair bit of organizational work needed to make sure all the paths lined up correctly, but that was sort of this book's experiment on my end, and I feel like it worked out.
At any rate, here it is! The grand finale of Fey Market Blues. Thank you all for sticking with me for this story. It was very different from my pre...
2024-06-09 14:04:16 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
We got some great suggestions for this month, and the polls are now open! Vote for which story you'd like to see fully written out, and remember you can vote more than once!
And a quick update about the conclusion to Fey Market Blues. It turned out to be a bit elaborate, so may be a bit delayed. But not to worry! It'll be out very soon.
So until then, vote well! Vote often. And let's see which story comes out on top!
2024-06-07 17:26:17 +0000 UTC
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