Hello everyone, and Merry Christmas!
Just in time for the holiday, I bring you the winner of this month's poll! I love a good story of flirty cowgirls and the hopeless men who find themselves in their crosshairs, and nothing says holidays like office parties and busty babes!
To all of you out there, Merry Christmas! And I hope you enjoy this gift on this wonderful day. Now, I'm off to put out some milk and cookies. Got a craving for cream for some reason...
2025-12-25 00:56:54 +0000 UTC
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Everyone needs to relax now and then.
Escape from the stress of life. The bustle. The tension.
And if a sloth demon offers it? Well... why not?
Not for long, of course. You won't get addicted to it.
Won't get addicted to sinking into her arms.
Into her pillowy breasts.
Letting your mind blank. Your body relax.
You'll get up soon. She won't stop you leavi...
2025-12-20 14:18:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, great news! The first Shotgun Sorcery book is now out on audio! Perfect for those cold December nights that get you thinking, "Man, I wish I had a story about eldritch cubes, wolf-girl bikers, and fox girls convinced Bigfoot just got married to Elvis in Area 51."
Grab a copy here!
https://www.audible.com/pd/Shotgun-Sorcery-Audiobook/B0G7MYK1N2
Hello everyone!
Well, here we are, halfway through December and it's time to lay out what's going on for the rest of it.
First off, we have our short story winner! 'Holstaur is in charge of eggnog at a Christmas party. Male guest finds himself a captive audience for her and her friends' came out on top, and I'll be starting work on that asap! I'll try and get it done by Christmas for everyone.
This also means that we'll be holding the poll for the microfic of the runner ups ...
2025-12-16 15:18:50 +0000 UTC
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There's just something about Big MOO Cafe that appeals to you.
The atmosphere is just so calm. So quiet. And the baristas so attendant. So sweet. So eager to fill your cup with more cream.
Which is funny. You never used to like milk in your coffee.
But when that busty holstaur leans over your table and pours more in, you can't help but drink it. Soon drinking coffee more cream ...
2025-12-15 18:16:30 +0000 UTC
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You're her favourite customer.
She just can't get enough of you coming into her shop. Stumbling over your order as you stare at her chest.
So, can you blame her for tweaking the recipe to see you more often?
To adding a little love to your brew so you're thinking about her all day?
A little lust to your drink so every daydream makes you so hot and horny and needy?
A...
2025-12-11 17:21:09 +0000 UTC
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Fake news is so rampant these days.
Like saying fembots are being infected by a virus that causes them to brainwash their owners into loving submission of their gynoids.
That's so silly.
So dumb.
Your fembot wouldn't dream of doing something like that.
She's always telling you how much she loves you.
How much she appreciates you.
Adores you.
Especi...
2025-12-09 16:46:41 +0000 UTC
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Dammit! Sorry all, I messed up the last poll leaving it as only one vote per person. Unfortunately you can't edit a poll post, so I'm just making another one. Really sorry about that!
Original description: Hello everyone!
Well, here it is! December's big poll. There's a lot of great suggestions this time around, so let's see which gets turned into a short story!
And remember. Not only can you vote more than once, but runner ups will get entered into a microfic poll near the ...
2025-12-09 01:28:27 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Here it is, as promised. The latest installment of Hot for Heroes! This one was fun to write. I haven't gone full 'spiral' in a long while, and I hope I did it justice. Please let me know if there's any errors.
And with this, we're nearing our end game! Still have at least a few more months of encounters, that much is for sure. But Hot for Heroes is getting close to its climax (in more ways than one). So as ever, thanks for sticking with me, and prepare for the nex...
2025-12-07 18:37:01 +0000 UTC
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Although plant milk was healthier, the process of obtaining it was much, much more difficult.
Even domesticated plant girl's had potent pollen that would entrance the unwary farmer.
Sink them into a daze.
Confusion.
Submission.
And though she's always ready to give up her milk, it's always a challenge to resist her attempts to give her tender a drink.
To have ...
2025-12-03 14:07:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the holiday season!
And that means new story ideas! Post them below this, and we'll put them in a poll a week from now to decide which will be written as a short story. And like before, the runner ups will be entered into a microfic poll. I'm not putting any hard restrictions on the suggestions, but a Christmas/festive theme could be fun. Just saying...
Aside from that there's a few other things rolling in this month that hopefully will be coming abo...
2025-12-01 14:24:59 +0000 UTC
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Why would you want to leave?
You broke into the vault. Wasn't it to spend time with me? Or did you think the treasure was just gold?
Poor, silly thing...
That's it. Keep trying. I'm sure you'll unlock the door again soon.
Though your hands keep fumbling. Are you getting distracted by my breasts?
By my kisses on your neck?
My hands stroking your body?
You...
2025-11-28 15:09:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Hope you all had a great November! And if you tried to No Nut it, then this story should break that streak pretty thoroughly. This was a fun one to write, and I really hope you all enjoy it!
And if it inspires new ideas for stories, then good news! Because December is right around the corner, and I'll be looking for new ideas for a holiday poll. So put those thinking caps on, and for now enjoy a tale of denial, authority, and a warning about thoroughly reading cont...
2025-11-27 15:37:34 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
As promised, here's this month's runner up story microfic poll. Vote soon, because it's not up for too long. And remember! Just because a story wins here doesn't mean it can't be entered to be a proper short some time in the future.
2025-11-25 17:46:25 +0000 UTC
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Can you really go on like this?
Can you really keep working at an office staffed almost entirely by cow girls?
Can you really justify staying on after those holstaurs in HR started hiring exclusively busty bovine beauties?
Every other man has quit.
Unable to handle the pressure of pretty cowgirls always hanging around them. Ambushing them in the break room. Enticing them ...
2025-11-23 20:56:43 +0000 UTC
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Aren't you lucky your tank loves you so much?
Doesn't every healer want a tank that can't get enough of her healer?
Who loves to protect you? Guard you? Cuddle you to her big, soft breasts between fights as she adores and kisses you.
Strokes and pets you.
Sure, you can't really remember why you first joined her party. Yeah, your head gets a bit fuzzy when you look at her ...
2025-11-21 15:05:46 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
The day has finally arrived. Warwitch 3 is now out in ebook, audiobook, and paperback formats! So get out your flags, puff up your chests, and celebrate the glories of Freedom and Democracy in the new book!
https://www.amazon.com/Warwitch-Academy-3-Virgil-Knightley-ebook/dp/B0FXYBFFF9
2025-11-20 15:07:44 +0000 UTC
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The sugar witch is sooo grateful for your help. Only the finest cream will do for her cooking, and what could be finer than straight from her own taps?
But that bovine enchantment is so finicky. Makes her so sensitive, she needs a dedicated milker to... lend a hand.
And you were so helpful. Sooo gentle. So sweet and good and caring, she has the perfect treat in mind for you. You get ...
2025-11-17 19:19:48 +0000 UTC
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Here we are! The poll for what first foe you'll meet when hitting Miss Deed's evil lair! These ones have a more mad science-ish twist to them, but I think we'll get some great mileage out of them.
Vote fast! The poll is only open for three days.
2025-11-17 01:29:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Well, middle of the month is here, and a few things are happening.
First off, as always, we've got the winner of the short story poll. Looks like we're returning to college, because 'NNN returns, and a student finds his haven of the library is very dangerous when the librarians join in on the hunt' came out on top! I'll be getting started on that asap.
That also means that the runner ups will be entered in a microfic poll, so keep an eye out on that.
I'...
2025-11-14 15:16:44 +0000 UTC
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You definitely had a plan here.
You definitely had something you wanted to demand from the eldritch goddess after summoning her.
But after looking into her glowing eyes, you're having... a bit of trouble remembering.
Was it... was it to demand she bounce her breasts?
Was it to ask her to stroke herself?
Was it for you to get undressed?
To enter the summoning c...
2025-11-12 16:26:18 +0000 UTC
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You did try and warn your uncle that envoy from the minotaur isles was sketchy.
You did tell him that you heard such holy cows used trade as a means to infiltrate human lands and convert the population to worshipping their goddess.
You warned him.
So it's not your fault when all those temples started popping up.
You can't be blamed for when those cowgirls moved in and sta...
2025-11-10 15:19:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
I've got great news. Warwitch Academy's book 3 is getting a simultaneous audiobook release when the ebook comes out! So don't forget to preorder.
Get the audio here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Warwitch-Academy-3-Audiobook/B0FZWV8SDL
And if you haven't ordered the ebook yet, get it here: 2025-11-09 16:41:12 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Well, first week in, and November is looking pretty busy for me. And part of that is of course this month's short story! We got a bunch of fantastic suggestions this time around, and you can find them below. So vote on which one you want turned into a short story, and remember! You can vote more than once, so don't be afraid of choosing multiple ideas.
And as ever, the three runner ups will be entered in a microfic poll to be done before the end of the month.
2025-11-08 02:16:21 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Well, here she is! The next Hot for Heroes installment. I was right about it being a big one, whew! But it was a ton of fun to write. I really like Circe, and her encounter was great to play out.
Naturally, this means I'll be getting votes for who you fight next as you close in on Miss Deed, so be prepared to vote on that one. But for now, enjoy the Sorcerous Circe, who is totally your archenemy. Really!
And if you notice any problems in the formatting, pleas...
2025-11-07 15:34:34 +0000 UTC
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Of course you're dreaming.
Merely dreaming.
You're not really on the shore.
You don't really feel the sand between your toes.
See the beautiful woman beckoning you nearer.
Nearer.
Nearer...
You don't really hear her voice cooing in your ear.
In your thoughts.
Calling for you to be her lover. Her plaything. Her delight beneath the waves foreve...
2025-11-04 01:31:24 +0000 UTC
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Hello patriots!
Great news. The next book in the Warwitch series is up for preorder! So get out those flags, puff out your chests, because winter break is here, and our hero and his lovely heroines are off to meet the parents!
And if they happen to stumble across a plot by subversive revolutionaries looking to seize the means of reproduction, secede from the glorious Free States, and potentially summon a bunch of demons, then so be it!
2025-11-02 17:19:25 +0000 UTC
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