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Chapter 52: Can’t Win, So Write a Complaint?

"No one is willing to step up and help Mr. Flint?"

"Hah, pure-blood families!" Kael sneered.

The black snakes he conjured once again hoisted everyone up to the ceiling. This time, it was the entire Slytherin house.

"As usual, my magic will wear off at the first light of dawn tomorrow."

"You all have the whole night to think about who truly calls the shots at Hogwarts, in Slytherin!"

"I’m giving you three days. If any of you figure it out, come find me with sinc...

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Chapter 51: Madman, He's Definitely a Madman!

"Don’t misunderstand, I just can’t stand their behavior!" Cassandra added.

"Got it, got it!" Kael casually put his arm around Cassandra's shoulder, unfazed.

Alright, fair enough! Kael was pleased—he approved of this free helper!

"Don’t worry, Professor Dumbledore won’t do anything to me," Kael said confidently. After all, Hogwarts couldn’t possibly expel the only wizard in a thousand years to pull out the Sword of Gryffindor, right?

"Hmph!" Cassandra glance...

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Chapter 50: Child of Fire, Wandless Casting Fiendfyre Curse

"Very well, Kael, you’ve brought this on yourself!" Malfoy was both humiliated and angry, feeling utterly heartbroken.

He had always admired Cassandra—beautiful, powerful, and from a strong family. But now, his goddess was standing firmly on Kael's side without hesitation.

"Are you finished?" Kael smiled gently in response.

"Because if you are, it’s my turn to act!"

The moment had come.

Kael wasn’t interested in playing school dominance games with these...

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Chapter 49: Resolving conflicts with kindness.

"Alright, I was just joking to lighten the mood! Don't take it seriously, of course, I'd be happy to help you."

After completing his little experiment, Kael quickly adjusted his attitude.

"Boring!"

[Ding! Detected joy!]

[Ding! Drawing a treasure chest for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations! You’ve received a silver treasure chest!]

"But if you insist on paying, well, I can't exactly refuse, can I...

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Chapter 48: Kyle: Why Bother Reasoning with a Woman?

By the time they returned to the castle, it was already evening.

Kael was carrying his suitcase, following behind Dumbledore.

As soon as they entered, they heard Professor McGonagall’s furious roar from a nearby corridor.

"George, Fred!"

"How dare you!"

"Using dungbombs in the corridor? Attacking Slytherin students?"

"And you even added chili powder to the dungbombs?"

"If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it!"

"Do...

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Chapter 47: Cassandra: Another Free Worker Added!

As soon as the words were spoken, Kael pulled a suitcase out of his bag and placed it on the ground.

“Bang!”

Dumbledore’s eyelid twitched, suddenly feeling uneasy.

"Professor, let me proudly introduce to you—"

"The Hogwarts' most kind-hearted young wizard, Kael magical beast breeding base."

"Would you like to take a tour inside?"

Dumbledore: "..."

[Ding! Detecting frustration!]

[Ding! Drawing a treasure chest for...

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Chapter 46: Three Dragons? Dumbledore Feels His Life Just Turned Gloomy!

"We're moving? That's fantastic!"

"Honestly, I've had enough of being neighbors with those three big dumb brutes. They can't even talk!". Anthony, the chatterbox Manticore, commented.

He then turned to Dumbledore.

"Headmaster, would you like to try one of my riddles?"

"Of course, It won't harm you!"

"Thank you, but maybe next time…"

Old Dumbledore’s face twitched slightly, feeling uneasy.

As he looked at the more than thirty magical creat...

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Chapter 45: Don't You Have Any Pets Below XXXX Level?

Using a Portkey is an extremely unpleasant experience.

It feels like being forcibly stuffed into a washing machine, spun around, and then suddenly squeezed out.

Before long, the group appeared in front of a small wooden cabin.

They were now on an uninhabited island within the Outer Hebrides,(T/N: A Real Isle In UK) which Kael had protected with many Muggle-Repelling Charms.

The island wasn't large, covered in a forest of what looked like small-leaved Norfolk p...

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Cassandra Vole

Tsun Tsun Tsundere

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Main Character - Kael Mephisto

A Living Troll

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Chapter 44: The Mephisto Agency

Dumbledore really wanted to grab this troublesome kid by the neck and ask, Do I look like an idiot?

But then, after a moment of thought, he decided to let it go.

After all, it was just dealing with some illegal items.

Compared to the utterly vile dark wizards of Knockturn Alley, Kael's actions didn’t seem all that bad.

In Chinese terms, you could say he remained pure even in a muddy environment.

"Alright, child, let's head to your place. To be honest, ...

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Chapter 43: Has the Blood Demon of Knockturn Alley Turned Over a New Leaf?

"Knockturn Alley sometimes sells items that are rarely found elsewhere!"

"The rule here is: don't ask about the origin. Whatever trouble the item might bring, it’s none of the seller’s business."

"So, you need to be cautious before making a purchase."

"Of course, no one here dares to deceive me!" Kael walked ahead, explaining everything about Knockturn Alley.

Apart from the shops lining both sides of the street, there were plenty of dark wizards setting up stalls a...

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Chapter 42: Kael's Oscar-Worthy Performance!

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[Ding! Detecting sympathy!]

[Ding! Drawing a treasure box for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for receiving a Golden Treasure Box!]

Hmm? Sympathy counts as an emotion too?

Kael heard the system's notification...

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Chapter 41: Welcome to Knockturn Alley!

“Professor, may I ask a small favor?”

After leaving the wand shop, Dumbledore originally intended to take the two students straight back to Hogwarts. Cassandra had already purchased all her school supplies in America, which she carried in her handbag, also enchanted with an Extension Charm.

But before they could leave, Kael suddenly spoke up.

“Of course, go ahead, child. What do you need my help with?”

“Well, Professor, I have some adorable magical creatures,...

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Chapter 40: Only 20 Galleons!

As the dust cleared for the second time, Ollivander was on the verge of tears.

Could there really be a young wizard like this?

One explosion wasn’t enough—he had to blow up the shop twice!

Even during the darkest days of the Death Eaters' reign over Britain’s magical world, Ollivander’s Wand Shop had never suffered this much damage.

“Sir, this elder wand is amazing!” Kael said excitedly.

He could feel his magic becoming more active just by holding the...

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Chapter 39: The Elder Wand, Sir, May I Try It?

[Ding! Shock detected!]

[Ding! Drawing a treasure box for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a diamond treasure box!]

The massive explosion caused all of Diagon Alley to tremble slightly.

The crowd that had just returned to normal outside stared in shock at where Ollivander's Wand Shop once stood.

The building’s main structure had been blasted into the air, then disintegrated.

Deb...

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Chapter 38: Ollivander's Wand Shop Ascends in a Spiral!

Inside the wand shop

Ollivander was carefully crafting a fine wand, using a carefully selected unicorn hair for its core.

Suddenly, he heard a loud bang as the door was kicked open.

His hand shook... and the priceless unicorn hair was blown away by the wind.

[Ding! Frustration detected!]

[Ding! Drawing a treasure box for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a silver treasure box!]

...

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Chapter 37: Cassandra Makes an Appearance!

Just as the squad stationed in Diagon Alley was sent off, the wall connecting to the Leaky Cauldron suddenly parted.

A middle-aged man entered with a young girl around Kael’s age.

The girl had golden hair flowing over her shoulders and a pair of large eyes with an air of superiority.

Cassandra Vole?

Kael immediately recognized her.

This world just keeps getting more interesting.

“Oh, Professor Dumbledore, what a pleasure to run into you here!”

T...

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Chapter 36: The Headmaster Leads the Way in Skipping School!

"Alright, so which of these wands do you use most often?"

Dumbledore noticed that all these wands showed signs of being used. Some were more visibly worn than others.

"They're all my regular wands. I just use whichever one I grab first!" Kael grinned.

His power mainly came from dark magic, and he had already reached the level of wandless casting.

Against a stronger wizard, one more wand wouldn't make much of a difference. Against a weaker one, he didn’t need a wand a...

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Chapter 35: Skipping Class Straight to the Headmaster's Office?

The next morning, in the Headmaster's Office:

With A cup of tea, a sandwich, and a few pieces of candied fruit.

Dumbledore was leisurely enjoying his breakfast, occasionally breaking off a small piece to feed Fawkes. A bit of sweetness in the morning always ensured a good mood for the day.

But that good mood came to an abrupt halt the moment the door to the office opened, and a head peeked in from outside.

Fawkes' mood also soured when the two Eevees darted in and star...

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Chapter 34: Magical Beasts Breeding Base!

<Late Night> <Slytherin Prefect Dormitory>

“What a fulfilling day!” Kael stretched lazily.

He truly lived up to his reputation as one of Hogwarts’ top young wizards!

Let’s take a look at all the good things he accomplished today!

In Transfiguration and Charms class, he demonstrated what true magic was to his classmates!

In the afternoon, he helped Professor Snape clear out years' worth of accumulated potion materials!

In...

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Chapter 33: A Meeting About the Acromantula Clan in the Forbidden Forest!

"Alright, I need the Acromantula clan to provide me with a hundred pints (T/N: 56.8261 liter) of venom every month!"

"And also compensate me with five thousand spider eggs!"

Kael's eyes sparkled!

Acromantula venom was worth a hundred Galleons per pint in Knockturn Alley.

As long as he controlled the supply, he could keep the price around sixty to seventy Galleons per pint!

That would be quite a substantial sum each month.

And then there were the five thousa...

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Chapter 32: Aragog: But I’m the Victim Here!

“Headmaster, the fire is spreading!”

“We must do something!” Professor McGonagall said with a serious expression.

This was Fiendfyre!

If it continued to spread, even the castle could be affected!

“Alright,” Dumbledore nodded.

He held up the Elder Wand!

In an instant, he transformed from a frail old man into...

A frail old man holding a wand!

“Finite Incantatem!”

The Fiendfyre curse has no counter-curse!

It can only be...

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Chapter 31: Dumbledore's Head is About to Explode!

Over the past few decades, the Acromantula population had grown to over three thousand.

They had gradually become the rulers of the Forbidden Forest, with no creatures daring to provoke them.

But today, they had the misfortune of encountering a little troublemaker.

Fiendfyre is not something that can be reasoned with.

It spread rapidly.

In an instant, the screams of the Acromantulas filled the air.

In just two short minutes, five to six hundred of them were...

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Chapter 30: The True Ambush! Kill All Witnesses!

After hunting a few beasts with the Knarl to barely fill his stomach, Kael finally began his true purpose for the night.

His "Heart of Dark Magic" talent had only recently been acquired. It greatly enhances various dark magic spells, but Kael wasn't yet accustomed to the level of its amplification.

Magic isn't just about raw power—controlling the spell is more important.

This requires diligent practice.

When it came to improving his own strength, Kael had never slack...

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Chapter 29: The Twins Surrender—Now That's a Real Prank.

<Evening>

<The Great Hall>

Hogwarts' food was always plentiful, ensuring that the young witches and wizards got the nutrition they needed after a long day of study.

At the Slytherin table, the atmosphere was still strange. All the little snakes were silent, and everyone left as soon as they finished eating.

"Hey, mate, we heard the news!"

"That was amazing!"

Just as Kael was enjoying his meal, two people suddenl...

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Chapter 28: Extra Lessons? Two Hours of Dumbledore's Nightmare!

Dumbledore picked up a Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean and put it in his mouth.

He wanted to use this opportunity to impart some wisdom to Kael.

The next second, his face contorted.

"Oh, Merlin, it’s a dung-flavored one!"

"Today is really not my day."

"But it doesn't matter, we can always look forward to the next one."

"Just like in life, you never know how sweet the next one will be."

Swallowing the bean, Dumbledore casually grabbed another.

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Chapter 27: Snape, Truly the Unluckiest of All!

"Severus, Minerva and Flitwick just came to complain to me," Dumbledore began.

"They said that young Kael..."

"Dumbledore, you said it yourself!" Snape interrupted before Dumbledore could finish.

"As teachers, we shouldn't simply label a child as right or wrong. We should find ways to guide and educate them!"

He was using the very words Dumbledore had spoken to him earlier that morning.

By now, the old bat had already tested Kael's potion.

The effects were...

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Chapter 26: Speak Honestly...

"Hey! Kael, wait for me!"

In the hallway outside the Potions classroom.

Kael was just about to report to Dumbledore when Hermione stopped him.

"Kael, can we talk?" The little girl had a complex expression on her face.

"Of course!"

The two of them moved to a quiet corner.

"Go ahead, what do you want to talk about?" Kael asked, looking at the girl in front of him.

At this time, Hermione still didn't know much about dressing up and wore glasses, but upon...

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Chapter 25: Professor, I Only Borrowed a Tiny Bit of Your Potions!

"These potion ingredients of yours..."

Snape recalled his original purpose, his expression darkening.

"That’s not important, Professor. Look at our discovery! This is undoubtedly one of the greatest inventions in the history of potions this century."

Kael, brimming with excitement, divided the potion from the cauldron into small bottles.

"According to my calculations, drinking one bottle should maintain its effect for at least a week."

"In other words, within t...

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