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Commercial Work You Haven't Seen PART 1

This is a funny little commercial I did for an Israeli furniture company... so you definitely haven't seen it because it only aired in Israel!

It was FREEZING (like in the 20s) and I was outside most of the day. The shot of me coming out of the subway took several hours to shoot because people kept coming out of the train station and the production company hadn't paid for it to be blocked off (and we couldn't get everyone to sign waivers).... and then some asshole took one of my heels o...

Seven Swans A Swimming

One hour till 2021!!!!!! 😍😍😍

Six Geese a Laying

Happy almost New Year!!!! I love you all!!! (also I stopped photoshopping the second half lol.)

Five Gooooolden Rings

Final products plus some options I was workshopping when I was trying to figure out how to do this one that didn’t really translate.

A Partridge in a Pear Tree 🍐

My Poison Ivy costume has gotten some great mileage but little did I know it would be part of the twelve days of Christmas!!! My apologies for no post yesterday, I was feeling under the weather (but much better today... not gonna lie, I was a little scared), but today was my last day of work so I’m bringing you 3 photos tomorrow to get caught up! Rings, swans, and geese! Did you ever notice how many birds are gifted the first SEVEN days? Birds are presents EVERY day except the fifth day. An...

Four Calling Birds

What *would* birds talk about? Where you can get the best worm sandwiches? Also.... the partridge came!! So you get TWO photos tomorrow! 😘😘

Three French Hens

🐓🇫🇷 🐓🇫🇷🐓

Two Turtle Doves

Sorry for the delay (and the nightmares? lol)... I’m just learning how to edit the green screen background and it takes me a bit.

Three French hens coming later tonight!

A Not-Very-Exciting Update

blah blah blah excuses excuses..... bottom line: 12 Days of Christmas starts TOMORROW!

Merry Christmas!

I’m waiting on my partridge from Amazon (had to order a replacement) so your twelve days of Christmas will begin with two turtle doves tomorrow and END with the partridge on the 13th day. Hope these photos do in the meantime and a very happy holiday season to you all - whatever you celebrate! Thanks for supporting my creativity this year! Stay safe and healthy!

Reindeer Striptease

Rudolph is earning her money in a different way this year cuz she’s scared she’ll catch Covid. This one goes out to my friend, Anderson 😘🤣

More from today's Instagram shoot

You might recognize this window from my bday suit calendar shoot :)

I shot these the same day, but never posted them. My hair is so much darker now and I'm debating leaving it that way... thoughts?

Commercial Audition Weirdness

So. You've seen the audition I did to book the commercial where I play the "Talking Toe." I wanted to give you some more insight into the weirdness that is the commercial audition world. They are by far the strangest auditions and concepts. Here is an audition I had to do this weekend to play a "collector" who collects different types of gamers and puts their heads on her wall, proudly displayed like animal heads or trophies. The entire script had to be completely improvised. In this tape, I ...

Reality Show Audition

I am in the process of submitting for a new reality show and part of the application process is to include a ~1 minute video showing your personality/social media personality. Do you think this accurately describes mine? Would you cast me?!

Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

Your Monday pep talk.... go out and get em, boys!

Your Weekend Update

Hiiiiiii here's the scoop from me and Sophia!

November Calendar Outtakes Part 2

Cuz one isn't enough!

My Audition for the Role of "The Toe"

Some of you may have seen on my Instagram that I had a career highlight this week... my agent sent me an audition to play a "Toe." To make matters worse, I'm a toe infected with fungus. Yikes. So.... that's how my acting career is going lol.

There were there three different scripts/scenes for my *ahem* character, which I've attached to this post for context: (1) I'm a guest on a Late Night show, (2) I'm at the therapist's office, (3) I'm now the sole of a foot and I'm talking to the oth...

Still chillin w my Calvins

Round 2 of this photo shoot. Recorded a song for you yesterday (just have to edit) and bought my pie ingredients (just in time to get a pie in the face for Thanksgiving yum)! Also... Thanksgiving calendar outtakes coming next week! How's everyone doing?

Expecting: a short horror film

CAUTION: Not for the easily offended or faint of heart. Don't watch before your morning coffee, but DO watch before your breakfast.

The film had to be less than 3 minutes, utilize one location, and incorporate the phrase "lockdown blues." If I were to do it again, I probably would have hired a DP/director with some fancy equipment, but we shot this on my iPhone without a professional crew. The concept of the contest was to make do with what you had in lockdown, so I definitely hope they...

Me and my Calvins

Hope everyone's having a good weekend! I have 2-3 more posts worth of this photo shoot, so stay tuned for that, plus:

-a singing video

-pie in the face

-implied nude set

-a recent self taped audition

-first look at my horror short film

This last thing is the main reason I've been so slammed this week... I decided to compete in a contest last minute, that's being judged by Dan Myrick (Blair Witch), Jeffrey Reddick (Final Destination), Tom McLoughlin (Friday ...

I'm a sssssssnake...

Doing some songs for you this weekend, but it's photos all week long till then.

New Negligee Who Dis?

Last two are the sexiest. More photo sets coming this week!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

I didn’t take off my socks cuz I was cold... and I realize this leotard is pretty stained from my bartending days but 🤷🏼‍♀️ ... here’s the final photo set!

Sia? Gaga? Name me!

She’s a sexy futuristic creature of some sort. One more costume to go! Any guesses?

I’m a 50s girl in a 50s worrrrllldddd

Pink Lady vibes from Rydell High!

Wait for it...

Two versions of a clown 🤡 cuz not all clowns are scary!

More like Snow WIFE, am I right?

Kidding! But I def need to do a sketch about Snow Wife. Happy Halloween Day 2! 😘

Halloween Day 1

Sophia was killinggg me hahahaha

All the Bs

Bathroom, boobs, butts, and bikinis. 

Sorry guys. It's been a hard week for me. My mom had major back surgery and I had to travel to Philly to be her full-time caretaker. It was incredible to be able to be present for her, but I had zero time to do anything creative. 

That being said, I saw your comments and messages. We are going to count down every day till Halloween this week with a different sexy costume (because I just got back to my NYC apartment and wanna make it ...