Sarah

Video Newsletter #1

Here's what's going on with me!

Costume Closet Haul #1

Thought it might be fun to do a little fashion show, where I dig out random stuff from my costume closet and photograph it. Here's the first lewk. Sorry for the wrinkly shirt, but I was too lazy to steam it lol. What should we name her??

Caturday, served two ways.

I like my eggs over easy. Maybe you prefer them scrambled. Here's a little serving of Caturday that should appeal to both kinds of pussy lovers.

AMA with Sarah (Part II)

For anyone who missed last night's AMA (or if you just want another dose of me), ROUND 2 is tomorrow afternoon at 3pmET. Yes, Sophia will be there, yes, I will be dressing up, and yes, you can literally ask me anything you want. Start listing those questions in the comment section now, and let's have some Sunday afternoon fun!

TONIGHT! Live AMA with Sarah!

Get your questions ready! Since the votes are evenly split for Friday night and Sunday afternoon, I'm gonna accommodate both groups and go live for about 15 minutes both days (tonight at 8pmET, Sunday at 3pmET). I've never used this platform to livestream, so please message me your questions in advance (just in case I can't figure out how to take them during the stream). Excited to thank you all in person for supporting my Patreon!

DEAR VIPS...

When would you like to do our first Q&A/Livestream? 

(If none of the below options work, please DM me the best day & time for you. I'd love to accommodate as many people as possible!)

Welcome to my Patreon!

I love you all! Thank you so much for the support. I hope you're staying safe (and sane). 

Fun fact about me: I had never had a Cup O' Noodles before the pandemic and now I am HOOKED. I'm looking forward to sharing a lot more about my life with you... until you tell me to stop! Maybe I'll even squeeze in a photo of my feet. Only time will tell, but if I keep eating ramen at this rate, it's bound to happen eventually. In the meantime, I've put up o...

Part of Your World Parody

Look at this branch, isn't it neat?

My outside collection is finally complete

I’m socially distanced at home, but I’ve ordered everything

Look at this bar, I’ll take a sidecar

Do you have something fun in a lil mason jar?

Lookin' around here you'd think

Sure, she's got everything

I've got green juice and coffee aplenty

I've got popcorn and movies galore

You want foil for your roots?

I got twenty

But who...

Oh-riginal Scene

I had to write an original scene for casting director, Erica Bream, that started with, "Oh, sorry." Here's what I came up with!

My Quarantine Confession

shhh don't tell anyone!