Sarah

lifestyle shoot

putting 2-3 of these on instagram later, but figured i'd share some of the ones that didn't make the cut :)

1st pic = how excited i am for our zoom tonight?

HERE ARE THE DEETS!

Topic: THANK YOU FOR BEING A PATRON 2021! Q&A /  Chat

Time: Dec 22, 2021 09:30 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

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Zoom MOVED to Weds at 9:30pmET

Sorry guys, it's been kind of crazy around here with covid. Need to move this to Weds. Will post details tomorrow and hopefully see you then! Stay safe!

Naughty Elf 😈🎄 + Announcement

Hi everyone! Happy holidays! I will be doing a group Zoom to say thank you for your patronage this past year for anyone that wants to join, this coming Monday Dec 20 at 930pmET. Will post the link here in the next day or two. Feel free to attend with your camera on or off, I will give you a year in review update of my life, plus answer any questions you might have about whatever. It’ll just be a casual hang :) nothing crazy! aka SFW (safe for work) if anyone is working at that hour lol. Hop...

Audition for The Blacklist

Anyone watch this show? I've never actually seen it lol. Script/character description below!

TSIONA STERN (Character portrayed is Female presenting, 30-35) An augmented beauty with massive fake eyelashes in love with Driton. He surprises her with a trip to Paris! But she surprises him with her betrayal. (LARGE CO-STAR)

New Film Audition Tape!

Script/character breakdown attached :) :)

Underwear Pics

Happy Tuesday :) :) normally I’d save these for a hump day but when have I ever been conventional?

New Business Venture

So one of the things I've been busy with is making TikToks for brands (that don't live on my own page). This is one of the holiday spots I made for a company called Fohm (aka Shiney Hiney Part 2 lol). It's a touchless dispenser that turns your toilet paper into a wet wipe. ANYWAY here's the final product. What do you think?

Also if you know any brands that are looking for someone to make them TikToks to grow their presence there and get some sales, let me know! I will eventually be anno...

Show me the zebra

Posted this shirt to my Instagram this week and some of y’all requested more ;)

Why does my right hand look like a T-Rex hand in some of these though? 😭

Hello December!

I took a bunch of photos today for y’all! Things have been crazy busy, thanks for your patience. I’m going to roll out a bunch of content the next few days :) some outfits, some undies, some audition tapes!

PLUS we are scheduling the group zoom for sometime in the next two weeks. 9:30pmET. Any preferences as to day?? I’ll bring you up to speed on my life and you can ask questions!

I was also inspired by one of you to put up an Amazon wish list for the holidays… this way y...

Real Housewives Photo Shoot

If I were going to be submitting myself  for this show, this would be my look :) what would my tagline be??

Movie Audition

Received this 10 page audition Friday night, used Saturday to memorize it. It actually only took me an hour or two. But then on Sunday, my roommate was shooting his TV show concept from our apartment with a FULL FILM CREW and I had to tape this audition in the next room. It was pretty stressful (if you watch this, you'll see I am required to have a panic attack in scene 1, cry in scene 2, and get into a car crash while on the phone in scene 3). AND you could literally hear them (and I'm sure ...

Thoughts of a Woman Breastfeeding

For this audition, I had to narrate the thoughts of a woman breastfeeding. I actually feel like it's pretty good lol might make it into a sketch/TikTok or something.

Commercial Audition (or should I say SHORT FILM)

These auditions are getting ridiculous. Because everything is being taped by us in our homes now, it's like shooting mini short films (that we do not get paid for).  I attached the instructions so you can compare. This one is literally 6 min - I'm pretty sure they can tell in the first 30 sec if they want to call you back or not arghhh.

Hallmark Movie Audition

Being in a Hallmark movie is definitely on my bucket list. Script attached. Just for a little insight - I had 24 hours to memorize and tape this. It shoots in Utah the first two weeks of December! 

Out Tonight

I've done this song before but not like this lol (had to pretend like I was performing on a stage in Vegas). What kinds of content would you like to see this month?

Test Shots / BTS

I posted one or two of these to Instagram, but here's a bunch more, plus the test shots that my photographer Bri took in order to get the lighting and other settings right. There's also a few in between shots here where I'm not quite ready for the photo (someone asked me for more "bloopers"). ugh i'm OBSESSED with this couch!!!

Fast Food TikTok

It's super popular these days for brands to ask for UCG (user generated content) like TikToks, so this audition was me creating an actual TikTok using a specific sound they requested. The idea is that you bite into their burger and your world transforms into something incredible. Here was my take on it. The annoying this was that after I sent this in, they CHANGED THE DATE OF THE SHOOT (which I'm not available for) so the whole thing was a complete waste of my time.

iFit / ProForm Audition

I had to go to my actual gym and get permission to record this one. How humiliating to have to set up a tripod to record your workout. Also, even though I run like 5x/week, I don't have "runner's form" so I hate taping for stuff like this. They always end up getting a professional athlete. Such a waste of time. But if you wanna watch me workout, this one's for you lol.

Skyrizi Spokesperson

Sooooo for this one, in addition to doing the script (I've attached directions and script if you're curious), I had to show them my inner thighs and then do a fake unboxing video of anything in my house (I did the Theragun).

FBI Audition

Dear God, I can't believe I'm still auditioning for roles like "Bomb Tech 1" but here we are. I attached the script. Role description is below. Fortunately, I signed with a new manager on Friday (woohoooo) so hopefully I start getting some cooler auditions soon!

[BOMB TECH ONE] Can play the role of all genders, mid 20s-early 40s, all ethnicities. Has exhausted all efforts to disengage a live bomb in the underground of a FiDi skyscraper. At this point, we gotta just get everyone out...

Makeup Routine

Felt like a beauty influencer doing this one lol. I'm sure none of you actually care what my makeup routine looks like, but in case you do, well... here you go! This is how I do my makeup day to day (if I'm going to be on camera, I usually do a bit more depending on the type of job). This was actually for a paid study, so I had to make videos like this for 3 mornings in a row and answer a bunch of questions. Hopefully I get selected!

MD Lotto Commercial Audition

Instructions for this are attached! Essentially, this is a woman who is in bed sleeping, hears a noise, then creeps down the hall with her husband to check it out and OMG it's Santa stuck in the chimney. She goes to call the fire department and comes back to find her husband has opened their present (lotto tickets) and quietly, so as not to offend Santa, they scratch them off and she wins! BUT she has to continue to make small talk in the meantime as if nothing has happened.

Sunday Binge Fest

Good morning! I thought it might be interesting to show you what a week looks like as a "working actor" so I'm following THIS post with a bunch of audition tapes I did this week. I would say this is pretty standard for me AND I'm only sharing about half of what I actually taped for this week, which is CRAZY to me. I don't get paid for auditions, I only get paid for things I actually book. So this is hours and hours of unpaid work. As of now, I haven't booked OR been called back for any of the...

Parts Modeling

I'm sure you've heard of hand models... but did you know there are parts models for pretty much every part of your body? This is a tape I did this week to do mouth/teeth modeling for a holiday campaign. The directions were to pick from a provided list of holiday activities and do an extreme close up. I did: hanging lights, licking a card, and burning mouth on hot cocoa. If you've never seen this (VERY REAL) video, you need to watch, as it's one of my all time faves and I've been meaning to pa...

Cooking with Sarah

Had to make a cooking video for an audition for Kroger... if I book it, I will be working with someone from the Food Network (not sure who). How do we like this style of video? Should I do a short and funny version of these for Instagram? Since the pandemic, I've actually been quite the cook!

Flowers Commercial

You heard that right: they're making commercials for flowers now! Lol I attached the directions and script for context. We're basically shooting free movies at home now in order to be cast in something. Crazy.

JENNY:  Age range 28-40. Non-Union (cannot be in SAG-AFTRA). Comedic actress who can own this part. Relatable. Any shape, size, look. Just great with a dry sense of humor and wit. GREAT with physical comedy. Think personalities like Sarah Silverman, Kate McKinnon, Aubrey Plaz...

New Ryan Murphy Show for Netflix

Exciting audition this week! Attached the script/breakdown cuz it was a bit strange. Here's how I brought it to life!

[ROSE] This character is a female in her late 20s-early 30s.  Any ethnicity. 2 lines but has many scenes and a lot to do emotionally and physically. Cello playing skills a plus.

Watching yesterday’s Eagles game like…

We love a cheeky win!

Wonder Woman IRL Part 1

Def felt a bit like Wonder Woman this past month. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel… I’m back in my apartment (Covid-free) and my family member has been moved out of ICU and into a regular hospital unit. Thanks for all of the support 🙏🙏