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Dylan's Dick Pic

Dylan never really understood the whole “Green Bubble” vs “Blue Bubble” thing when it came to texting. Why did it matter if someone that you were texting was using an Android or an iPhone? Text messages still got delivered regardless of what phone you had, right? Plus, the bunny was a bigger user of the Korean instant messaging service LINE, anyway. So, when he moved to the United States of America and heard that this text messaging standard war was a serious thing, he thought it was ...

Questionable Decisions

It had been a long time since Alex played any s

Brunettes and Butt Stuff

Acino enjoyed many things; fast cars, detective movies, and brunettes were just a few of his plethora of interests. When he wasn’t cheering for his favorite Formula One driver racing the Grand Prix, he was watching the latest detective thriller on his TV and trying his best to figure out the case before the detective in the movie did. He was able to outsmart most movie detectives as he had a keen eye for small hints and details that the filmmakers left for movie buffs just like him. Move ov...

December 2023 Content Schedule

"How are you enjoying this reindeer pussy?"
"You're not a reindeer..."
"Shhh..."

Happy December everyone!!! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post this month!

I hope you all are doing well and that you are looking forward to these upcoming posts as much as I am! Thank you again for sticking with me for another month!!!!

Week 1:
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Week 2:
Brunettes and Butt Stuff...

November 2023 Favorite Story Poll

Hey hey hey! It's that time again! I've posted all the stories for November!

If you have some free time, please check out this poll and cast your voted for your favorite story that you read this month! It really helps me figure out what type of stories that you like!

Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! This stuff really helps me out!

Thank you for sticking with me for another month! See you in Decemb...

Pawduct Testing

(A few other alts of this image are in the attachments at the bottom of the post! No pubes, nude, socks, etc.)

The smell of sweat, solder, and fried circuit boards was an interesting mixture; it was salty, sour, and a bit similar to the smell of chili being stir-fried in a wok on high heat with the way it burned your nostrils whenever you breathed it in. “The smell of innovation,” as Alex’s boss coined it. That arrogant fox thought he was the next Steve Job...

In the Wrong Hands

Charlie knew it was a bad idea; he knew it was a terrible one right from the start. Yet, he went through with it anyway. Whether it was purely out of stupidity, or courage, not even the mouse knew. All he knew was that he messed up, and he messed up bad. 

“I’ll be fine,” Charlie shrugged his shoulders at the warnings that came from his father’s right-hand man Tony. “I can handle myself. I’m a Padano and no one fucks with Padanos.” As it turned out, a few pe...

Movie Theater Etiquette

Sil had been wanting to see Oppenheimer for MONTHS. Ever since he saw the first trailer for it, he was hyped. He was a big fan of Christopher Nolan, the film’s director. Who wasn’t? Ever since his masterpiece of a superhero movie The Dark Knight graced the tuxedo cat’s eyes, he was hooked on the Nolan drug like so many others. But he and his girlfriend Alex lived busy lives, they had a lot of time for drinking and partying in between their college classes, but going to the movie theater...

November 2023 Content Schedule

"You know it's rude to stare, right?"

"Even ruder to pop a boner in public."

It's approaching summer in the southern hemisphere, so, this image still fits! :3c

Happy November everyone!!! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post this month!

I hope you all are doing well and that you are looking forward to these upcoming posts as much as I am! Thank you again for sticking with me for an...

October 2023 Favorite Story Poll

Hey hey hey! It's that time again! I've posted all the stories for October!

If you have some free time, please check out this poll and cast your voted for your favorite story that you read this month! It really helps me figure out what type of stories that you like!

Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! This stuff really helps me out!

Thank you for sticking with me for another month! See you in October...

Her Majesty’s Secret

Egyptian cotton sheets really hit different; smooth, silky, with no real trace of where the threads were loomed together. It felt like you were sleeping on a cloud. The higher the thread count, the finer the grain; and the sheets that Kat had found herself in surely had to be in the thousands of threads. She didn’t want to leave the bed, but the sheets weren’t the only reason for that.

“Relax, Kat.” Said a voice so sultry and seductive from in front of her. “I won�...

Candy Crush Cunnilingus

The sound of rain tapping against the tall glass windows of Alex’s apartment made for the perfect white noise as she sat and stared over the gloomy city that she lived in. She never really noticed it before, but the city looked a little dystopian whenever it rained. The sky was grey, the smog in the sky came closer to the ground, and people stayed inside, which meant the streets were mostly empty as if the entire population of the city had just up and vanished. She enjoyed people-watching a...

Autograph

Alex could never get over the number of people that came to her shows; it started with small distracted crowds in clubs, bars, and restaurants where she earned just a small fee plus any tips the audience would give her. And no matter how many stadiums or arenas she played over the years, that small moment of stage fright that had her hands shaking and sweaty happened every single time.

“You alright there, Lexy?” asked her manager Logan, who momentarily looked up from her ...

Sticker Rewards from February are Shipped!!!

Hey guys!

Just a quick little update for the sticker rewards for the $20+ tiers that I did back in February-March of this year.

Your stickers have been shipped and should be flying their way to you in a couple of weeks! I just walked out of the post office, and I’ll DM you individually with the tracking numbers when I’m home!!! (Update: Check your Patreon messages!!!)

Due to the delay in production after I got my old batc...

October 2023 Content Schedule

"You kind of suck at this game, Ashton..."

"HhhhhhHHHnnnnng!"

Happy October everyone!!! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post this month!

I hope you all are doing well and that you are looking forward to these upcoming posts as much as I am! Thank you again for sticking with me for another month!!!!

Week 1:

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Week 2:

Autograph $5+ tiers

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September 2023 Favorite Story Poll

Hey hey hey! It's that time again! I've posted all the stories for September!

If you have some free time, please check out this poll and cast your voted for your favorite story that you read this month! It really helps me figure out what type of stories that you like!

Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! This stuff really helps me out!

Thank you for sticking with me for another month! See you in Octob...

October 2023 Health Update

Hey guys!

By some sort of miracle I managed to get the story out before the month was over! At least in more western timezones ahaha.

For those wondering about my health, I am better, I am not fully healed yet, that will take a week or two more at the very least. I am back to work writing, but I am very slow since I also have an injury on the middle finger on my right hand (who knew the middle finger had more uses than being the one to flip people off and wou...

Pawpsicle

Coming home from a vacation was never easy. Leaving behind the tropical paradise of the Caribbean for gloomy and rainy weather back home was like waking up from the best dream back to a dull reality. Not to mention that work, the good old 9-5, was waiting for the tigress the second that she passed through immigration under the big “Welcome Home” sign that tried to cheer up arriving passengers suffering from post-vacation depression. 

Alex did not want to leave the is...

I’m sick again

Hey everyone!

I’m sick again so this week’s story will be a bit slow. Already a few days late now but I might need a few more.

Thanks for understanding.

Guest Star Story: Totally Platonic Gym Buddies

Alex and Jackie were pretty good friends; they watched movies together, went on hikes together, and even talked about their mutual friend Charlie over cups of coffee together. Having met because the sheep stuck his dick in their mutual mouse friend, their friendship blossomed over their shared enjoyment of knocking boots with the rodent. There were a few things that the tigress didn’t like about the sheep, though. For one, he was adamant that cucumbers were a good vegetable. But other than ...

Butterscotch Pudding

Working in front of a screen all day took a toll on Task’s eyes. Sketching lines and coloring commissions for customers who didn’t even reply on time most of the time also annoyed him a little bit more than he would like to admit. But after putting the last bit of shading down and adding his signature to the bottom corner, he was done with what was his third drawing for the day. He hastily stretched his fingers over his computer’s keyboard to save the working file and then did it again ...

September 2023 Content Schedule

Hey everyone! My COVID recovery is going pretty good, a whole week of being sick legitimately sucks lmao. But I am back! Still having symptoms, probably will end up with long COVID, but I will WRITE ON. No silly cough is going to get rid of me that easily. But enough about that, scheduling time!

Happy September everyone!!! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post this month!

I hope you all are doing well and that you are looking forward...

August 2023 Favorite Story Poll

COVID is still kicking my ass, I am much better now and can work. So by some miracle I was able to deliver the last story of this month, so next month there might be 1 less story so I can recover some more, sorry about that! 

Hey hey hey! It's that time again! I've posted all the stories for August!

If you have some free time, please check out this poll and cast your voted for your favorite story that you read...

Out of His Shell

Alex sat cross-legged on her bed, nervously wiggling her paws and toes as she waited for her friend Kiipo to come out of the bathroom. The tigress initially only planned to hang out and game with her pal, but as they started gaming, the tigress got a little handsy when she was on a losing streak in Mario Party and accidentally touched her friend in his no-no square. 

The tigress apologized profusely and her turtle friend assured her that it was fine. They continued to ga...

Update: I got COVID

Hi guys!

I hope you’re doing well, better than I am at least. I caught the big bad scary C virus and I’m barely able to do anything with how lethargic I feel. I’m hoping I don’t lose my sense of taste again because that was HELL.

I might not be able to deliver the last story of the month, so I thought I’d give you a heads up on that so I don’t just leave you hanging when I don’t end up posting it.

Thank you for your support a...

Pool Boy

“How are you still drinking that stuff?” asked Charlie as he watched the tigress sip on her fifth frozen margarita from the bar. “It’s 11 AM.” The mouse had a look of concern on his face; his brows furrowed and his mouth turned into a teeny tiny frown as his eyes followed the final glob of slushed lemony alcohol as it slid down the side of the tilted glass and into Alex’s mouth like the passengers of the Titanic sliding down the main deck into the North Atlantic.

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Rift Apart

Pre-ordering the PlayStation 5 was one of the hardest things Alex had ever done. Who knew that fighting with scalpers and bots would be so hard? The tigress had to sneak away at work to refresh the website over and over as hands on her wristwatch crept closer and closer to 11 AM; the time when the floodgates keeping everyone from entering the order page was scheduled to open.

Once the clock struck 11, the dreaded time when McDonald’s stopped serving breakfast, Alex sped thr...

August 2023 Content Schedule

"You like it when I stick my paws in your face, don't you?

I'm not judging, I like the way you look with them in your face, too."

Happy Pawgust everyone!!! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post this month!

I hope you all are doing well and that you are looking forward to these upcoming posts as much as I am! Thank you again for sticking with me for another month!!!!

Week 1:
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Week 2...

July 2023 Favorite Story Poll!

Hey hey hey! It's that time again! I've posted all the stories for July!

If you have some free time, please check out this poll and cast your voted for your favorite story that you read this month! It really helps me figure out what type of stories that you like!

Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! This stuff really helps me out!

Thank you for sticking with me for another month! See you in August!!!<...

Best Friend’s Boyfriend Test-Drive

Alex and Aurora had been friends for a while now, the tigress had met her through the cheetah’s brother Ashton when she tagged along with him to a family Christmas dinner back when she frequently rode his dick. And while Ashton was the only Porter she dated, she slept through the entirety of the Porter siblings like Leonardo DiCaprio and the 2017 catalog of Victoria’s Secret models. The Porters were a funny little family, very sexual, maybe it was a cheetah thing? Alex had no idea. But he...