Good morning sugar dumplings!
Hope you're doing well this fine Thursday. I'm pretty tired from this week and my sticker excitement (I swear I'll simmer down, but you know how it is when something new and exciting is happening and you fixate...yeah...that's me! 😏🤭)
Good morning Darling!
Hope you're doing well this fine day. I'm feeling great after a late night play session with myself 😆 What are you up to today? Any good plans?
I'm just excited that yesterday was my big busy day this week, and that the rest of the week I can kind of organize and get ready for the weekend, and get some work done! Anyways, I'm groggy, so gonna go coffee. Hope you have such a lovely day!
Much love darling,
-Smutty 💞💖🥰
2023-08-22 12:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling!
Whelp, as you can see it's quite late/early for me right now. I was on discord earlier having a conversation that was quite entertaining, and things got a little spicy. I mentioned on there that I may try and record a live session of me doing what I love doing to myself, and the instant heat I felt from that inside of me was more than I could handle.
I decided to hop offline and hop in front of a microphone and just enjoy the fantasy tonight. I was so in...
2023-08-22 06:20:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
Hope you're doing well today. I'm super excited to go get a Smutty Mailbox that I can utilize for other business purposes! Getting things ready for a small merch launch in Sept. I'm excited to go out and get shit done today, and I hope I can share that energy with you!
Take care of yourself today! Make yourself a treat, go stare at something you adore, breathe in the fresh outside air for a little bit! Do something for you 🥰
Hope you have a gre...
2023-08-21 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
Hope you're off to a good start so far. I'm still very groggy after yesterdays brain melt, but feeling better so far. Thank you to everyone who voted in my little sticker request! It helped a lot to see what was popular, and the little messages made me giggle when I saw them. I appreciate you helping me along the way as I discover more of this creative journey I'm on!
Make sure to give a black cat some love today if you know one in your life, and take g...
2023-08-17 13:16:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling!
Hope you're doing well this lovely day of Humps! I'm pooped out, but for good reasons. I have been hyper-fixating on merchandise ideas and creations.
I am going to start small, with some stickers! Go check out my poll and vote for your favorites, or rank them all in the order you like them the best.
Here is a link to the poll: https://forms.gle/Jh5yE926n6awYWjP9
Good morning darling!
Happy Monday! I hope you had a nice relaxing weekend like I did, and if not I hope your week improves thusly!
I'm feeling much better today overall which is nice! I really did just chill out and watch some TV and movies and did some reading and dog walks and it was all really nice. I'm pumped this week at my schedule and things to come. I am going to run off now with the motivation I have and do some errands.
I hope you find what you need to...
2023-08-14 12:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darlings! Here is the YouTube version of "Smutty Says" sfw, with spirals! Hope you enjoy!
Love,
Smutty 🥰💖
2023-08-11 20:21:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
I'm freaking pooped out and heading back to bed I think. Need more sleep, and then maybe a tiny bit of coffee 😏
I'm excited for a low key weekend, and minimal errands and things. I am also looking forward to getting another YouTube video out!
You up to anything this weekend? Any good plans? Lemme know!
Hope you have a lovely Friday 🥰
Love you baby!
-Smutty 😘
2023-08-11 12:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my sweet little slutty darling.
If you remember, I put out a poll last week asking what my next audio should be for YouTube. It was a bit of a landslide when the votes came in for a version of "Simon Says" but instead I say "Smutty Says"
Summary: I am commanding you in a hypnotic game of "Smutty Says." I give directions at the beginning to remind you of the rules of the game, and instruct that you will follow my commands, and try your best to be obedie...
2023-08-11 05:47:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling!
If you remember, I put out a poll last week asking what my next audio should be for YouTube. It was a bit of a landslide when the votes came in for a version of "Simon Says" but instead I say "Smutty Says"
Summary: I am commanding you in a hypnotic game of "Smutty Says." I give directions at the beginning to remind you of the rules of the game, and instruct that you will follow my commands, and try your best to be obedient.
Good morning darling!
Hope you're doing well this fine Thursday. I started off trying to inhale my morning glass of water and slowly fall into a bit of madness 😂
Hope your start of the day is going better than mine! I am super excited about all the little projects I'm working on, but starting to recognize I need to focus on ONE of them to start actually getting any of them done. But it is National Lazy day, so who knows 😉🤭
Anyways, I'm gonna hop to it, and I hope yo...
2023-08-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling and happy Humpday to you!
I was feeling a little silly this morning as I read some random facts about Gray Whales. You're welcome for the information I put onto you. 😂
As far as books I enjoy, the King Killer series (hoping for the 3rd at some point). I enjoyed the book The Help, and one of my favorite books I read a few times growing up was Too Kill a Mockingbird.
Anyways, hope you have a whale of a day 🐋🐳😂 (Daddy Smutty is way too amused tod...
2023-08-09 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darlin!
Hope you had such a good weekend. Poll results are in and it looks like I will work on a "Smutty Says" script to put out sometime in the near future (I will also work on my "Basics with Smutty: Aftercare" script.
Hope you enjoy the Leo awful horoscope this week! They make me laugh more than they should, but damn I love the insults a little. Be strong Leo! 🤭🦁♌
Anyways, lots on my plate for today, but not really 😉 I am motivated, and excit...
2023-08-07 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darlings!
It has been awhile since I posted to GWA on Reddit and I am going to be producing a couple scripts for there soon I think (I have my eyes on some). I woke up and got on Reddit and realized it's my Smutty Cake Day on Reddit!
I was so excited that I set up the microphone to talk about how crazy these couple years have been, while operating my vibrator! Needless to say I lose focus as the vibes turn up, but that's the fun of it! Get a message o...
2023-08-04 21:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
Hope you are doing well this Friday. I'm feeling much more energized than I was yesterday morning which is nice. Happy beer day, white wine day, chocolate cookie day etc etc. There are just too many holidays to keep up with, but I do enjoy reading about them (a little bit).
Last night I stayed up playing a little bit of minecraft on the multiplayer server we have on my Discord and I recorded some really stupid stuff I did, which will eventually go up on...
2023-08-04 12:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darlings!
This is another collaboration with Ultra Hypnosis. This script was written back in 2014, and Ultra mentioned he liked that I "breathed fresh air into this script" 🤭
Summary: You are warned at the beginning that this file is going to put you in a position where you need to ask permission before you can touch yourself for pleasure. It states that you need a dominant person, or someone you trust and care about, to give you permission to touch yourself, otherwise yo...
2023-08-03 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello darlings!
I am trying to decide what I want to create for YouTube next and I have a few ideas rolling around, but I thought I'd make a poll! Mind you, they have to be semi safe for work on YouTube because of TOS, but I can always make something more spicy for Patreon (it lures people here sometimes even though I put out most of my stuff for free on Reddit) I will give a few options, and then start working!
I appreciate your help in this, thank you.
Love,
Smu...
2023-08-03 18:45:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
I'm not quite with it yet, and still a little groggy. I think I will have second sleep today. It's Grab some Nuts Day, so you know what to do! Listen carefully as I educate you on nuts 😏😘
I have a few things I must get done today, but the weekend looks like a kind of chill one right now (which I am very much looking forward to!). I hope you have such a good day, darling.
Much love,
-Smutty 💖🥜
2023-08-03 12:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning darling!
Hope you've been doing well while I've been out of town. I'm very happy to be home and a night of sleeping in my own bed felt very, very good.
I missed the "vitamin D joke" 😂 pardon my fuzzy brain.
Anyways, I'm feeling like these next few weeks will be me hitting the grindstone and getting some work done. I've been up to my eyeballs in obligations but I think that's starting to simmer a little (hopefully!)
I'm so pumped to get some stuff ...
2023-08-01 12:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Hero!
This is a lovely script I found by u/Acrobatic_Still7483 on Reddit and after a discussion about if it would be okay to post an early release to Patreon, they were very kind in saying yes!
Summary per author: You've been a superhero for a long time now. You've even made a pretty good name for yourself. Tonight, you're staking out some criminals you've been tracking for a while. Before you can leap into action, she appears. A newbie her...
2023-07-27 15:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
I don't know where I got that picture for the thumbnail, but I kind of love it 😍🤭 Anyways...
Hope you're doing well this fine Thursday! I'm finishing up packing for my long weekend out of town with friends. I think I'm ready, but I'm sure if I'm forgetting anything I'll figure it out when I get there!
I am both tired and excited about the weekend. We always have such a good time, and I always sneak away for several little cat naps. I'v...
2023-07-27 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling!
Hope you're having a good week thus far (we are halfway through it already!) I am having a good week so far, quite productive which is good. I am getting ready to be away for several days.
While I am super excited for this coming weekend, and in no way want to rush it, I do really look forward to the next coming weeks when things start to simmer down a bit in my schedule. I am ready to get back into my routine a bit more, as I have been missing some of my down...
2023-07-26 11:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling!
Hope you're doing well this fine Tuesday. I had a busy weekend, but I definitely took it nice and easy since my voice was kind of in pain. I'm feeling much better this week after lots of tea and honey and rest, so hopefully getting back to some good work.
The word I said was "cheer" not "chew" too hard 😆 I listened back and realized I mumbled through the word and it made me giggle to think that chewing too hard would be an issue.
Happy birthday ...
2023-07-25 11:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello darlings,
I didn't do a morning greeting today because I have a bit of a sore voice. I think it's just vocal strain from this week coupled with lack of sleep (hopefully not sick!), but I'm going to take it easy today and this weekend, and perhaps be okay for next week! All else is well enough though. Happy Friday!
You have anything good going on this weekend?
I have a baseball game to go to tomorrow (I promise I won't cheer too hard 😆) And then some race event...
2023-07-21 19:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darlings!
And just like that I hit 400 patrons, and I am absolutely floored and feeling a bit humble. Every new person who wanders along I get excited about. I store each and every one of you in a special file in my Google and I read over the names from time to time. I am so thankful for you being here, giving me a try, and I see those of you who come and go from time to time, and I love you for coming in, and out, and in again 😏😂
Here is the latest Assnosis file...
2023-07-20 00:36:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
Hope you're doing well this fine day of Humping. I'm doing much better than I was yesterday and hopefully will continue that trend of good brain feels. I have a lot of things I want to do, and I think I'll get to some of them today 😆
Happy Hot Dog Day and stick your tongue out day! 😜 I hope you do all those things carefully.
I'm going to have some coffee and finish up the assnosis audio sound effects for you before the stream later today! If...
2023-07-19 11:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
Hope your Tuesday fairs you well. I have a few little errands I need to get done today (like a great quest for food, huzzah!).
I really enjoyed reading about World Listening Day and am going to carry that listener's energy today. I am going to listen to things and people around me and try and reconnect a little with my environment (something I didn't fully do when I recorded today's greeting without turning off my AC) 🤭
What are you liste...
2023-07-18 11:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning darling!
Happy Tattoo day and Emoji day 🥳
Hope you had a good weekend and are ready to get to this week! I am excited for this week and things being back to normal. I did have such a good visit with my girlfriend, we had a very good visit. I am making plans for this coming week and hopefully playing a bit of catch up.
What did you do this past weekend? Any good plans for this week? I hope you're doing well 🥰
Much love darling,
-Smutty ...
2023-07-17 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello darling!
Welcome to another collaboration piece I have done with Ultra Hypnosis! We both enjoyed working together so much we have decided to continue working together.
Summary: This file is a short, but pleasurable, hypnosis that focuses on taking you deeper down via fractionation. I also suggest in the audio that you will be able to tweak future hypnotic suggestions to better suit your enjoyments.
Link to Raw Audio: ...
2023-07-13 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post