It's that time of year again. Three weeks left of December which means this is the last poll of the year and next week's will be the last chapter of the year. Thank you everyone for your continued support and even if they can't see it, thanks to everyone who supported me for some portion of this year. You're keeping the lights on and supporting me doing this dumb shit. That means a whole hell of a lot to me.
Also, Reclaimer of My Name (aka: V) will be added to the poll in January. I'll ...
2021-12-13 23:20:44 +0000 UTC
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Alright. This one goes a little harder than usual. Feel free to skip Ren's scene if you're not a fan of the slightly rougher stuff (it's not that bad and ends positively but still, fair warning).
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oXOnRZSdc69ZgddnUovdfN12v5zcabj-4mIkiHMkmCk/edit?usp=sharing
Also... I'm not particularly fussed about who get...
2021-12-13 23:13:31 +0000 UTC
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REPOST. I'm a moron. Thank you, Adolfo.
Reminder that I take two weeks for the Christmas break. So there will be a poll and chapter this week and next week, and then I'm off until January.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
(MHA) Bringin...
2021-12-07 01:11:30 +0000 UTC
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Might touch this up later, I don't know. My head's been foggy lately. But this was a bit of mild fun to write. If you think it's worth continuing let me know. If people like it I might add it to the poll next year, in which case it'll probably have an element of reader participation since it's such a lightweight concept. Pick who to recruit, what world is next, that sort of thing.
2021-12-07 00:53:11 +0000 UTC
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What am I writing? I... Have no idea yet. But hey, maybe with me choosing it it'll actually come out on Monday, on time for once.
2021-11-30 02:03:27 +0000 UTC
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This one just a little bit late. There was a scene I was writing that needed to just... Get cut and rewritten. It didn't belong. And then the end of it kind of got away from me.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kSPrDpa3u17aUFZ9Hp_OD_pWYKZVNslgK2uLB3QwPjI/edit?usp=sharing
2021-11-30 02:01:54 +0000 UTC
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Once again, poll goes an extra day because I'm a latey-late pants.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
(MHA) Bringing the Heat: The finals loom in the not so far future, but before that, Ochako decides to drop a bomb on her match with ...
2021-11-23 03:33:24 +0000 UTC
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Well. Hello, half three in the morning the day after deadline. How are you doing today?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J5aijKPvR_KN52eY1jnJDTlNEwO15kFZelUHzhl9J7g/edit?usp=sharing
2021-11-23 03:30:13 +0000 UTC
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Poll will run an extra day since it got posted late.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
(MHA) Bringing the Heat: The finals loom in the not so far future, but before that, Ochako decides to drop a bomb on her match with Izuku.
<...
2021-11-16 03:57:35 +0000 UTC
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fN7bwk7zK7eoQRDG3GqcnxtnxNOzy5-Q3qvHW7PD0qQ/edit?usp=sharing
Yeah! Only... about four hours late! Still late but it's better than last week.
2021-11-16 03:51:13 +0000 UTC
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What's that? Story post is going to be late again? Because the author is absolutely fucking depressed and doubting whether he's qualified to even do this shit well enough to take money for it? Well ain't that a bitch.
Lesson learned. Make sure new Patreon chapter gets done first before posting the previous one publicly. That way everyone dragging me for being shit at my job can be Tuesday's problem.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest
2021-11-08 23:15:51 +0000 UTC
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So the new chapter of Scumbag is technically already done. I could post it now and it would be a standard length chapter. But... I... Don't want to stop writing it? I'mma be honest, I've been giddy at the idea of getting to this part of the story for a while and I don't want to do it in a bunch of bits if I can help it. So it'll be a little late but you'll get a longer chapter out of it.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest
2021-11-01 23:49:58 +0000 UTC
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Sorry about that. Mucked things up. As said in the story post, sleepy and hungry. Thanks Buzz for catching my mistake.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
(MHA) Bringing the Heat: The finals loom in the not so far future, but before th...
2021-10-25 22:27:42 +0000 UTC
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-O7QJlMk2IhrsAI45idUID9uAsZvJ5C5a8S8m0148_w/edit?usp=sharing
I am sleepy. And hungry. I might take another look at this tomorrow but for now here's the chapter. Content complete even if I might edit bits later.
2021-10-25 22:23:54 +0000 UTC
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Sorry about the extra time it took but... Oh, I'm kind of proud of this one.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZY-WI1P_cuqQB5DP5661ktXhSoY4usgeefJYltyEkUY/edit?usp=sharing
2021-10-19 00:53:50 +0000 UTC
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Chapter will come out some time in the next few hours. I forgot how difficult Zekram scenes can be to write. I've deleted and rewritten large sections a couple times already.
As promised, Crim is back this week. And I'm taking Jack off the poll because no one votes for it.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn a...
2021-10-18 22:06:08 +0000 UTC
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(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
(MHA) Bringing the Heat: The finals loom in the not so far future, but before that, Ochako decides to drop a bomb on her match with Izuku.
(Danmachi) Jack be Nimble: Artemis storms into the hom...
2021-10-11 19:55:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey look! The chapter that should've come out last- two weeks ago! Trust me to make a cock up right before my week break so it takes even longer to fix. There'll be no author choice at the end of the month to make up for it, and Crimson will come back to the poll before Scumbag as it should based on how the vote actually went.
Also, this will be the last pure plot chapter of this story for a bit. The smut comes back next time. It was going to have a Winter scene but... With what happens...
2021-10-11 19:49:32 +0000 UTC
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See you guys in October. =D
EDIT: WELL SHIT. I honestly could have sworn this won the poll! What the hell! Ah... Okay. Well it's too bloody late now, much as I'm going to beat myself up for this. I'll do a chapter of Crimson next week.
Sorry, guys. Just... Fuck.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vmfjLewxHh5Jfm_DRdHJq5M9PZ3jqIYO4qnXJz7WAWY/edi...
2021-09-27 22:10:33 +0000 UTC
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Just a supplementary poll to ask you all about how I run things. Nothing major. Just wondering whether people would prefer I keep posting chapters as is, with the text directly put in the Patreon post, or just link to a Google doc instead. There'll be occasions I'll need to use a Google doc anyway because even though I'm (to my knowledge) not breaking any rules, Patreon still flags posts if they contain certain words. Not any words related to yikes concepts, just words... Related to... Receiv...
2021-09-20 12:17:23 +0000 UTC
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Fun fact. Apparently comic sans is really good for helping you focus when writing. It's super weird but I can't argue with results.
Other fun fact. It's my tri-monthly week off next week. So no poll or chapter next week.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burn...
2021-09-20 08:30:09 +0000 UTC
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“Do you like it, Master?”
I take a long look at the place my plans will begin to take hold. It fits with many of my ideas for how this establishment should appear. Decorated with class as a primary objective, of course.. Actual class favoured by old money, not the nouveau riche aesthetic of making everything look shiny. Furniture that is either old or made to look old, with finely detailed engravings and sculptures decorating it. The colour scheme is not quite monochrome....
2021-09-20 08:25:41 +0000 UTC
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I would post this normally. But something in the chapter is making Patreon think I'm doing a bad because of certain words. Not that it'll tell me what those words are. So I'll have to put it in a Google Doc and link it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10IJBDZkA541YgetH06fh8biaF--UhLxr2sYXDeP5mxc/edit?usp=sharing
2021-09-14 19:26:35 +0000 UTC
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Cards on the table. I'm aiming to get the next chapter out some time in the next twenty-four hours. I messed up my arm at the beginning of last week (same day I sorted my computer, go figure). So everything is super late.
I did say aiming. No guarantees.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acc...
2021-09-13 21:12:18 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I don't have a title for this and my arm hurts like hell so we'll go with that for now. This was a thing I started months ago and never got around to. It was originally intended to be for Gforce1000's Rule34 Economy CYOA. Don't know I'll ever go through with that, but this could work well enough as a one-shot.
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A run-down bar. Nondescript save for being dilapidated and otherwise sharing the appearance of every other bar in Tokyo that att...
2021-09-06 22:04:22 +0000 UTC
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So I've had computer trouble over the past week or so. New one coming tomorrow. I'm hoping to get the author's choice chapter done in time. If not, it'll be some time tomorrow morning. In the meantime, here's the poll.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
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2021-09-06 16:55:03 +0000 UTC
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“Ahhh...”
The forest is a big place. The campgrounds. The clearings and rocky cliff faces being used for training. And the immense woodlands around all of it. It would be a practical impossibility to monitor the entirety of it with so many places to stay hidden.
The perfect place for some irresponsible students to get some private time.
“Saiki, please, we shouldn’t do this! I’m supposed to be keeping an eye on everyone!”
2021-08-30 06:55:23 +0000 UTC
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Little late on this one, sorry. Plot scene in the latest chapter was trickier than anticipated.
(Elder Scrolls) Whitest Man in Skyrim: The needs of Skyrim won't wait for long enough to let the dragonborn acclimate to his nature. Kynesgrove is burning.
(MHA) Bringing the Heat: The finals loom in the not so far future, but before that, Ochako decides to d...
2021-08-23 23:42:02 +0000 UTC
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