Jonathan Rosenberg

Patreon Bonus Comic: Dark Reflector #1

Howdy everyone! I'm still working on Project Starcorgi but I don't want to go too much longer without giving you folks some comics to enjoy. I'm going to be spending the next few weeks getting at least three bonus comics ready for you along with some new content features I'm working on. Until we're all caught up I'm making everything available to all patrons as a thank you for sticking around and sup...

Honk Honk, Motherfucker

 honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk  

A Quick Howdy

Just wanted to let you good people know what's up, since it's been a while since we've chatted. 

I took a few days to focus just on avatars! I'm all caught up on commissions right now, if you are still waiting on something from me please let me know. 

The Kickstarter stuff (The new SFAM book, the Goats reprints, and the enamel pins) is mostly in the hands of production folks right now, just waiting to hear back about press checks and final quantities and such before cont...

The Actual Victim

Have you ever considered that the oppressor might actually be the one being oppressed? No? Because that's the opposite of reality? That seems close-minded of you. 

Pokemon Go Screw Yourself

 self care is very important

Magnates & Mendicants

 it is pitch black. your retirement savings is likely to be eaten by a grue 

New Limited Kickstarter Tier!

Hey folks! At your request, we've added a tier to the SFAM Book 3 Kickstarter called "XO Wish You Were Here" (way down at the bottom of the reward tiers). 

It's got everything we're offering, including the pins, the wallpapers, all three SFAM books and three signed and sketched bookplates, one for each volume. 

Feel free to modify your ...

SFAM Book 3 Kickstarter: Early Bird Patron Discounts

Hey! I just launched the new SFAM Greetings From Bunnies Planet Kickstarter. Only you know about it, though. There's a limited number of discounted reward tiers for Patreon patrons, of which you are one. You've got until tomorrow to take advantage of it before I let the unwashed masses know. 2019-07-08 16:08:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Goats 4 Kickstarter Update (No Really)

Crossposting this here since so many of you were backers of the disaster that was the Goats Book 4 Kickstarter. Let me know if you have any questions or concerns.

-j

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Hey! Most of you that are reading this got your Goats IV Kickstarter rewards a long, long time ago. That's great! I hope you're enjoying those rewards. 

About 8% of you still haven't received yours yet. It's inexcusable that it took this long.  Yeah, I know. I'm awful. In my defense, I w...

The Shiksa

Hi everyone! Just poking my head above water for a moment to share this with you. My friend Talia Lavin tweeted a joke so good I had to put everything aside to draw it. 

Work on the mystery project continues apace! More details on that in the distant future, when we are all dead

2019-06-25 22:23:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Project Starcorgi

So. It's been a bit quiet lately around here. I'm sure you've noticed. I've been working on a new project, and while I've discussed it a bit on Twitter I don't think I've mentioned it here yet.

A few months back it occurred to me that it might be more fun to make comics that aren't about politics and other tragedies. I decided to make an effort to go back to more traditional comics storytelling, I would develop a few new ongoing stories in the vein of Dungeon Divers and mix those in wit...

Turing Incomplete

  ‘robot style’ is tex-mex but with more cheese 

GenZ

Not everyone has weighed in on the abortion ban yet.

Constructive Criticism

Scientists have determined that a show needs 12 murders an episode for maximum murder enjoyment. More than twelve murders and the cleanup hassle outweighs the murder joy 

Footloose, But With Teeth

the teeth go in place of the feet. feetloose? toothloose? whatever, you get it

Ghosts of Trumps Past

 I have a new comic up over at The Nib! You can read it here or over at The Nib website:   https://thenib.com/ghosts-of-trumps-past

I should have posted it a while back but I ran out of the door to go on vacation about forty seconds after this was done. I'm back now. 

April Bonus Haiku Debacle

Here's a haiku. Eat it. Eat it whole, you filthy diddler.

Eat that juicy, thick haiku.

APRIL

here is a haiku

eat it whole filthy diddler

juicy thick haiku

February/March Bonus Haiku Extravaganza

Here's a haiku duo in a desperate attempt to get caught up. Buckle up, turdwads.

FEBRUARY

the system is fucked

we're all super-duper fucked

oh god we're so fucked

MARCH

there's no evidence

that things will improve now that

the doom baby won

The Night Visitor

I have a new comic up over at The Nib! You can read it here or over at The Nib website: https://thenib.com/a-modest-proposal

Quick Hits

Hi! Just wanted to give you an update on what's been going on lately, in case you're not following me over on Twitter, since things have been quiet on the comics front.

• At this moment I'm working on February's bonus comic, which is eight panels long and is about baby murder. After that's done I'll do wallpaper and haiku.
• If I remember and I have the time and energy I have a new occasional feature I want to do for you here with illustrations of my original Pokemon. It's brew...
  2019-02-28 06:55:39 +0000 UTC View Post

So, You Live Inside a Huge Monster

I've got a brand new comic over at @thenib today! It's about living inside of a monster. https://thenib.com/so-you-live-inside-a-huge-monster

Bonus Comic Book: Dave Kellett’s DRIVE!

Hey SFAM patrons! Here’s something cool and unexpected: you’re all getting a free eBook of Dave Kellett’s galaxy-spanning epic scifi-comedy DRIVE! You have it now. It’s yours.

You may remember Dave Kellett and DRIVE from the TALES OF THE DRIVE story he let me draw for him a year or two ago. The DRIVE characters are fun and well-crafted and it was bliss to get to write them for a few pages. I love the world that Dave has created for them, it’s a clever place full o...

November, December and January Bonus Haiku Spectacular

Hey everyone! I'm behind on haiku, so here's a batch of three to get us caught up. Enjoy!

eat my entire ass

go ahead and get in there

really make it count

what would jesus say

if he had a billion bucks

“fuck you I’ve got mine”

please don’t take that pill

there is a tiny lobster

inside of that pill

Next up: wallpapers backlog!

2019-01-28 21:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post

You Can't Say That On Television

I've got a BRAND NEW COMIC up today over at The Nib. It's got Rudy Giuliani in it. There are some words. It's pretty good.

You Can't Say That On Television:  https://thenib.com/you-can-t-say-that-on-television

The Last Momma Joke

 your great uncle is so great, he’s really great, a great guy who everyone likes a lot 

Santa vs. A Little Girl

 those elves have been brainwashed by propaganda to vote against their own self interest, they’re not bad people

Terms of Service

 love is a battlefield, twitter is a mass grave 

Worst Year Ever

If the annual rate of awful continues it’s exponential increase of recent years we will run out of good shit by 2022 

And that's a wrap on 2018. Thanks for all your support this year, friends. See you back here bright and early in January.

This Ain’t it, Chief

New comic over at The Nib today! And here, for you, as well. 

https://thenib.com/who-s-the-next-chief-of-staff

Terrible Rectangles

 her sister is awful