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Subscribe to our Patreon page for the year to get 12 months full of nonsensical, colorful, sexy Princesses, at the price of 10!
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- Enjoy P&C and all the extra juicy content for a full yea...
2023-12-31 23:00:04 +0000 UTC
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*GASP*
I love how they turned out so much! Look at that shiny armor and Mickey Mouse ears 🥵
We've got much to show, but decided to show this buy guy first. Fight me.
2023-12-31 16:44:12 +0000 UTC
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Damn, forgot to show the whole of SLIME!
How could I? ...
Maybe... maybe I wanted to keep her all for me? I don't think that's too far-fetched 🤔
Anyway, here are the card stats and skills too!
- Stats: 💗4🍆0💪*👛1 (no Lust, pure girl!)
- Requirement to be played: - (it's a basic card you can play on turn 1)
- Skill: Copy 💪
She copies the Power 💪 stat ...
2023-12-31 00:40:01 +0000 UTC
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You may not like it, but this is what peak goblin body looks like. Deal with it.
Running the math for the amount of funds needed to deal with the Base Set of the TCG alone (48 unique cards, to be printed in multiple copies, all beautifully illustrated, no AI content lul), and it's scaaaary 😂
I'm also planning the distribution of booster packs as rewards for Patrons? Would you like something like that? I'll use the promo card distributi...
2023-12-30 16:15:00 +0000 UTC
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Unexpectedly, I've decided to add yet another animation for Plant NPCs!
The small stumpy ones are too unique, with their trumpet-like mouth, so I unleashed Akai on a new fellatio animation for them 🌳💦!
While Akai's on this one, Moonie is on Plant Princess (feet) 🥵
2023-12-29 23:20:48 +0000 UTC
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One of them wasn't ready yet, so we can show them now! They all come in her "Out of Juice" version too!
Aura of "Heroic Trust" invests her, increasing stats but making TASBOT unable to switch unless defeated.
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
2023-12-28 01:40:34 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick reminder that you should download this reuploaded build (also updated the release post) to avoid some of the annoying issues you could encounter in the latest Stable build!
❗Reminder to all our Knights❗
❗We'll be preparing to ship the first batch of Promo Kobold Princess soon❗

How to claim your copy of Promo Kobold Princess (❗only 1 per Patron❗):
The perfect piece of equipment for your characters to resist Lust!
Its ability recites "Block 🍆" meaning the character equipping it won't be able to Attack the enemy Knight by using its own Lust 🍆, but also won't take any damage while blocking enemy characters attacking you with that stat!
Pretty useful skill to have to fight lusty Princesses. Our boy Michael has it! (Michael 🩷0🍆...
2023-12-26 00:33:45 +0000 UTC
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Unlike Character cards, Action cards have a different job: they have to portray a P&C scene that reflects what's happening in the card game you're playing! No full-body shots of Princesses here, but we'll use this occasion to also show places and other characters from the Kingdom!
💰BUYOUT👺: Attack with Wealth
When playing this card you'll be using the Wealth stat of your Active character to try and damage the enemy Knight (unless the...
2023-12-25 20:36:27 +0000 UTC
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Left the crazy duo for last, lol. Rudolph Sprit and giant sock killer wife Vashti... is this what XMAS is all about?
And this concludes our Preview of the new costumes for the free characters coming with DLC Pack #1! Hope you had fun~ Merry Christmas!!
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!...
2023-12-24 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The final NPC of our 2nd DLC package is getting ready 🎁! We like our spidergirls hanging from walls!b
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
2023-12-23 18:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Wuchan and Yako are here, and their furs are strangely similar...
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
2023-12-23 17:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Best rendition of Slime Princess yet? Best rendition of Slime Princess yet.
After Chastity Belt (Equipment Card), Slime Princess (Character Card), we're working on Buyout (Action Card), this way we'll be able to show all the different types of cards there'll be in the base set of the Trading Card Game! We'll show you all of them soon!
Lizz, the Slums goblin, will be starring in the new card!
I plan for the different types of c...
2023-12-23 13:15:00 +0000 UTC
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🎶⛄ The snowy idol and the fiery viking 🔥🐋
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
2023-12-23 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
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It's v0.20.12 + Beta-only content!
Refer to the changelog here for the full list of changes!

Here's your Christmas gift!! 🎁
The game never looked so nice, with the new Knight sprites and the special weather around the Kingdom! I hope you have a wonderful holiday!
Every Knight now has its unique sprite, also showing when he's wearing special equipment like Fish Lungs, or when he's flying around the world map! It was a tremendous effort for our spriter, with more than 350 sprites added 💪!
2023-12-22 21:47:34 +0000 UTC
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Dog Princess peeking from the window makes 100% sense... Gaita and Marie look especially FESTIVE with their new costumes~
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
2023-12-22 09:33:45 +0000 UTC
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*Bwoh!*
My girl is about ready, and I still can't wrap my head around how wonderful a deck full of cards like these will look 🤩
And this Slime Princess is just a Common card 👀
All you need to know about Princess & Conquest TCG is HERE!
2023-12-22 04:00:03 +0000 UTC
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For old times' sake, I've brought back the Christmas-themed Faun's Tavern, this season!
Aaaand, other than the new animations, NSFW scenes, and thematic costumes, you'll want to look for the gifts I've spread around the Kingdom! Search in cozy places!
That's currently the only way to get DLC Festive costumes too!
Back to the grind now, the new build has to be pretty for tomorrow's debut! 💪
2023-12-22 01:54:35 +0000 UTC
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AAAAAA, this was so silly and fun!
We need a scene for the Tanuki version now! She's great and I barely remembered her going full furry 😍
2023-12-21 14:40:01 +0000 UTC
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Such a well-behaved squirrel! The first event with our long-awaited Tanuki Princess is getting ready! So long, unused assets!
I'd give her all my Bells🔔, she seems trustworthy... oh, wait... wrong game.
2023-12-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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HOHOHO!
The whole DLC #1 set of characters is getting new gifts this Chillbite 🎅
All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
2023-12-19 23:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The new BGM for the Plant Ruins is almost ready!! We're tweaking a couple of details and have it looped, but we'll be adding it to the game likely before Christmas 💞🌿💞
2023-12-19 22:50:25 +0000 UTC
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Went ahead and added festive costumes for some of the popular girls of the Kingdom!
If you play from the 22nd of December to the 6th of January you'll meet Lina, Dear, and Niuya wearing special costumes, available only during this time window (but also during the "Chillbite" Season of the ingame calendar)!
2023-12-19 16:11:01 +0000 UTC
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I've been testing the game with these 48 cards and I can get more than a couple of decks to work with a nice flow to them!
While we prepare all the needed art (that help me Goddess, will be the best!) there'll be time for some changes if I feel like they're needed, but I'm getting good vibes while playing, it may be a positive sign (?!)
I've also taken extra care to make sure the way these cards are played fits the setting!
Ex.
2023-12-18 16:03:54 +0000 UTC
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My love! 💞
I'll have 4 of her in every deck! Forever! And you will too!
2023-12-18 11:08:38 +0000 UTC
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Ohohoh!
It's such painful times!
Tower Santa is so busy with Plants, crunchy cards, and the usual silliness that he hasn't got enough elf energy to do all he'd like to!

You get to pick 1 🎁 bonus Christmas Gift🎁!
No weighted votes here, we'll go with the %s of voters only!
2023-12-17 10:45:10 +0000 UTC
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HOHOHO! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
Now help her get out of there, be kind...
2023-12-16 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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May be useful to point out how the girl works!
- Randomly, around once a week, Hippo Princess will show up in Plant Ruins, by the entrance of the throne room, demanding a partner to satisfy her "needs"
- The 1st around the event is a longer dialogue and leads only to the "riding" animation, described in a full sex scene
- From the 2nd time onward, the event is shorter and can end with either of her animations, which will get unlocked in Babs' Gallery after your meeting...
2023-12-15 14:20:00 +0000 UTC
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