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PWP: 5.4 Scale

Scale 5.4

Bryce Kiley

2010, December 5: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

I wanted to fight. So, I goaded her into making the first move.

It wasn’t hard considering I knew exactly what buttons to push. For all her aggression and angst, she wasn’t a complicated person. ”Not everything needs to end in a confrontation, Shadow Stalker. There is more to life than your silly predator-prey dynamics.”

“Fuck you, asshole. Y...

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Captain Morgan 2

The Adventures of Captain Morgan 2

Morgan Olsen

The light faded and I was able to take stock again. The voidling was… still here, actually. My “anointing” didn’t change that. It had simply been blown away a few feet. It looked dazed, as much as a weird, spider-monster could look anything, but was otherwise fine.

What changed was me. I felt like a new man, perhaps because I was. The wounds I’d sustained trying to wrestle a ...

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Captain Morgan 3

The Adventures of Captain Morgan 3

Morgan Olsen

I may have miscalculated.

I drank like a fish in my old life. Beer was just another flavor of water. Rum was what I drank to keep a happy buzz. I could easily take a few shots, go all night, then come back for more. My ideal hangover cure was another shot of rum.

In my old life.

At the moment, I was twelve, with none of the hard-earned alcohol tolerance I’d developed over...

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LT: 8.8 Respite

Respite 8.8

2005, July 18: Phoenix, AZ, USA

After almost two weeks of monitoring the town, I had a few more concrete ideas about who the “fae” could be. They didn’t visit every night, or even every other night, but I had a few shadowy pictures of the culprit. Conrad was right: They were short, had a humanoid shape, and wore some kind of robe with pointy ears and either a big hat or horns.

A yordle. It had to be; there was no way it was...

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THG Omake: Fate/Stay Fluffy 3

Fate/Stay Fluffy 3

John Soprano

After a year and a half, I was bored out of my mind. Classes were more or less as I'd expected. I registered out of curiosity, but there was no comparison between the teachings of Scathach and the lectures provided by the Clock Tower. I felt like a PhD candidate going back to elementary school.

What was worse was the blatant prejudice against me and Missy. We were first generation magi as far as they knew, and...

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THG Omake: Fate/Stay Fluffy 2

Fate/Stay Fluffy 2

John Soprano

We sat around talking for several more minutes before we heard the door open. That was, of course, impossible. Scathach being able to sneak up on me was one thing, but no one on Earth-Bet had anything resembling thaumaturgical knowledge.

In the doorway stood a man I’d never met before, but recognized all the same. His magical presence was that potent, enough to cow any lesser magus.

He was an older gen...

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THG Omake: Fate/Stay Fluffy 1

Fate/Stay Fluffy 1

John Soprano

The last rays of Excalibur’s full power faded into motes of gold. The Warrior Entity was dead and Earth, all Earths, was safe once more.

I dismissed the Sword of Promised Victory. Its promise had been fulfilled and there was no need to keep it around anymore.

Truth be told, though I wielded Excalibur as well as Artoria ever did thanks to her Saint Graph, I never felt as though it was ...

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Life: 4. Of Owls and Chickens

Preface

I know I said I'd be out this week, but commissions are commissions.

Chapter 4: Of Owls and Chickens

Rigal Phenex
Gotham, NJ, USA

I blinked away the tears, doing my best to empty my mind. In my hands was the enchanted chalice used in the phoenix tear creation ritual. It was easily one of the most valuable things I owned, literally priceless considering the worth of each individual vial of p...

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Monthly Poll: August 2024

Announcement

As I said before, I'll be taking the week of Independence Day off. Let's say this is my half-year break. As such, you can expect me to skip a chapter this Friday.

Plan? What Plan? won last month so won't be on the polls.

If you're a commissioner, tell me which stories you want next month. If you don't, I'm going to assume you just like giving me money. Unless you have already, in which case, I have you, don't worry.

Things...

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Spoon: 4.15 Fish

Aaron’s Pokemon

- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Pickled (Egg)
- Magellan (Chikorita)

Fish 4.15

Aaron Fulan
Rustboro City

The chat with my family went about well as could be expected. They were worried. Dad asked me if I was alright and said he could have Astro, his clefable, tutor Artoria on fae aura if I wanted. Mom gave me a lecture about safety, forest nav...

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Captain Morgan 1 (League of Legends)

Preface

I have no idea where this came from. The funny thing about this is that I was sober when I wrote this so I can’t even blame drunk-Fable.

I wanted to write for League again, but a running joke of mine is that the best way to write LoL fanfiction is to not write LoL fanfiction (set in Runeterra).

The Adventures of Captain Morgan 1

Morgan Olsen

My soul shivered in exciteme...

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Apocalypse: 1.16 Liftoff

Liftoff 1.16

August 2015

The next morning found the three of us in front of the dungeon. The gate looked even more imposing up close. There was a certain weight to it, a gravitas that was hard to put to words. The golden hoop that was usually around Arceus’ torso pulsed eerily in shades of brown and bronze.

It was strange, almost surreal. The past few years had been gritty and hard. I’d worried about survival, about having enough food to...

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Troll: 23. Troll in the Dungeon!

Chapter 23: Troll in the Dungeon!

Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain

I looked around the great hall. The feast was every bit as impressive as the movies suggested, with seemingly every dish under the sun. I saw whole chickens, porchetta as long as my arm and thick as my head, and at least four types of savory pies. There was both beef stew and seafood chowder as well as a spicy pumpkin soup that smelled of cinnamon and cloves.

As entic...

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Snowman 3

Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 3

Euri Lawrence

I sat alone atop the roof of the Dawn Winery, a bottle of their most recent vintage in hand. Dandelion wine was nominally no different than standard grape wine, but had no equivalent in the world I’d once known. It was light, mellow, and yet had a heady fragrance I could only describe as “windblown freedom.” No, that wasn’t a flavor, but that really was the only phrase I could think of.

It...

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Homeless Bunny 26

Homeless Bunny 26

Cinder Fall

I knelt alongside Watts and Rainart before the queen. She wasn’t truly here, small mercies, but Watts had managed to set up a CCT link to Evernight Castle in the Land of Darkness. Though I knelt at the “head,” with both men flanking me, I could feel their judging eyes on my back. It was no true authority. I felt like a lamb before the butcher, front and center to face my mistress’ wrath.

Just the fact th...

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ACL: 28. Alloys, Allies, and All Lies

Chapter 28: Alloys, Allies, and All Lies

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Type: Steel

I was more than half way through my shift. When I first turned into lucario, I could feel that I had approximately fourteen minutes or so. Now, I had maybe six, if that. I could feel my power begin to slip away.

After that, I'd have no choice but to hunker down for a minute, or otherwise rely on what I remembered of my martial arts tra...

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ACL is live.

Sorta... For a short-ish time? Idk, I'm not sure how long I'll be around but I wanted to get something done today.

If a blackbird has black babies and a bluebird has blue babies, what bird has no babies?

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A swallow. XD

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Homeless Bunny 25

Homeless Bunny 25

I was joking of course, much to their relief. Not that I was above humiliating them for my amusement, that was practically ninety percent of shonen martial arts training, but I didn’t want to explain to my wife how I accidentally ended up owning a strip club.

The part that would annoy her most wasn’t that I’d have my paws in something lewd, more that I’d coerced my disciples into it as well. “Corrupting the next generation,” she’d c...

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Life: 3. Contracting for Fun and Life Lessons

Chapter 3: Contracting for Fun and Life Lessons

Max “Phenex”
Gotham, NJ, USA

“This is bullshit,” I muttered for the fifth time.

I stood in front of a school, Gotham University according to the sign, with a thick binder full of Rigal’s stupid bookmarks. Seriously, if it was anyone else who asked me to do menial shit like this, they’d be picking their teeth off the floor, not that that’d keep the chicken bastard down. Then aga...

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Spoon: 4.14 Fish

Aaron's Pokemon

- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Poached (Egg)

Fish 4.14

Aaron Fulan

Petalburg Woods

"Cacturne bait, how's it going?" Ranger Wheldon called. He and Ranger Acosta arrived on Acosta's pidgeot with the howl of a whirlwind. "You've been busy."

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LT: 8.7.5 Parahumans Online

Interlude 8.7.5: Parahumans Online

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Monthly Poll: July 2024

Announcement

As I said before, I'll be taking the week of Independence Day off. Let's say this is my half-year break. As such, you can expect me to skip a chapter.

Also, Spoon won so Spoon gets taken off the board for July's poll and will see 2 (or maybe 3 if commission) chapters in June.

I've had a really productive month, even despite flying out to CA. Here's all I posted in May.

May 1: Spoon 4.13 & PWP 5.1
May 3: Life 2
Ma...

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PWP: 5.3 Scale

Scale 5.3

Bryce Kiley

2010, December 4: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

"So… What now?" Amy asked tentatively.

"Now? Whatever you want. I think you should take some time for yourself. Digest and process, yeah? Maybe play around with mystery fruits or something to keep your power from rioting," I said gently. "This was a lot, and just what happened so far, not what I'm going to need to do moving forward."

"We," s...

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Snowman 2

Preface

Apology post for skipping Friday, lol.

Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 2

Euri Lawrence

“And this is how you fashion a bow-drill,” a kindly old man said. Much of his once chestnut-brown hair had faded to silvery white but his eyes shone brightly with decades of wisdom.

At his feet, Eula, Amber, and I crowded in fascination as the retired outrider started a fire without a flint nor match....

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Troll: 22. En Garde!

Preface

I have returned! And man, do I feel old. I guess I can't party with the young'uns like I used to. Maybe it was the three hour time difference, but by the time the dancing began at the wedding, I was ready to go to sleep.

In any case, happy Memorial Day. Go 'Murica. Fight in the name of Managed Democracy.

Chapter 22: En Garde!

Blaise Zabini

Hogwarts, Great Britain<...

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Brief delay in your scheduled programming...

My cousin is getting married. I'll be flying out to CA tomorrow and returning on Sunday. As such, I'm not sure when I'll update, probably Memorial Day. I'm still going to try to find some time this weekend, but don't be surprised if I don't get around to it. I didn't forget, I'm probably just celebrating with my cous.

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Apocalypse: 1.15 Liftoff

Liftoff 1.15

August 2015

Things had changed a great deal since the crustle incident, and yet not at all. The universe didn't care that Austin couldn't walk anymore. It didn’t care that Sabrina was deeply traumatized. Time moved forward and the townspeople collectively tried to put the incident past them. Perhaps it was callous, but there was a cold pragmatism to it: Life went on and survival was hard enough without carrying the ghosts of the pas...

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ACL is live.

I lost my LoL game so I'm going to host live lol.

Fiction.live. Fair warning, the site is VERY NSFW. Browse at your peril.

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PWP: 5.2 Scale

Scale 5.2

Bryce Kiley

2010, December 4: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

I finished cleaning my lab by lunch and headed out to a coffee and sandwich place near the Boardwalk called the Bayou Bakery. It claimed to bring a bit of Louisiana charm to the northeast and was something of a local favorite.

I found Amy waiting for me next to the counter. She had on a frumpy, oversized sweater rooting for the Arcadia Albatrosses, specifica...

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LT: 8.7 Respite

Respite 8.7

2005, July 10: Lordsmith, Babylon

I spent Sunday with Riley. I woke her up at the crack of dawn so we could begin stretching before guiding her through some of the basic forms of Shojin kenpo.

According to the Shojin monastic tradition, it was customary for initiates to climb the mountain and dedicate themselves in full, giving up all earthly attachments. Barring a few exceptions, they weren't likely to descend the mountain for y...

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