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More Lewds for December!

IT IS TIME; THE YULE LOG MUST BE.... well, yanno. 

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They are Smol - And Lewd! F Dorarizin/M Human Rando Oneshot

 

Happy Smutday, everybody!


So as you may or may not have known, TPH has grown from one smol, screaming horse to a smol screaming horse and two other writers. This allows us to not only keep up TaS, but also Technically Sentient - which will be dropping a new chapter Tuesday - as well as produce smut of both universes! And I mean, a lot of smut.


A lot of smut.


So, this is our first new smut author/setup ...

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They are Smol: Chapter 15

So here we go! Depending on how far this thing gets away from me will be whether or not this current story arc ends on chapter 15, or goes into overtime in chapter 16. 


Again, I wanted to thank each and every one of you for being so supportive, updooting my chapters, shitposting furiously in the comments - and in the discord server - and of course each and every one of you that supports me and my team on the Patreon.


Due to your support we’ve branched out int...

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'Technically' Sentient: Chapter 1

A/N: So as those who are on the discord know, I've wrangled in a couple writers to help me create new content and help make TPH the shady megacorporation I know it could be one day. This is the first fruits of that labor, a totally new series called "Technically Sentient"

This series will be a humorous, action-packed romp throughout the universe! But not our smol universe - this new series is it's own separate universe with it's own laws, ayys ...

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Karnak-kun is invited to Thanksgiving

Why can't he just be normal

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They are Smol - and Thankful! Thanksgiving Oneshot

Happy Turkey Genocide Day, everyone! Remember to keep culling their population every year, or eventually they’ll rise up against us for the injustices we’ve done to them… every year. 


…we did not think this through.


Anyway. I wanted to drop this little oneshot to make your Thanksgiving day more bearable; when surrounded by your racist grandparents, your much-more-successful-than-you older brother, your twelve-polymorph zoomer xirgendere...

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Karnak-chan's big adventure

First smol shitpost from an artist friend

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They are Smol: Chapter 14

Hello again, everyone! Welcome to Chapter 14, or as I like to call it “The beginning of the end of the backstory”. We’re starting to pull everything together with implications (and a totally unforseen twist that’s gonna ROCK YOU TO THE CORE (or maybe make you re-read everything, idk)).

What Happen in last episode:

  • The Truth(tm) came out
  • Caroline can aggressively nap
  • Admiral Var’Shrak can’t move or else he’ll wake her up and th...

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They are Smol: Chapter 13

Henlo everyone! It seems I’m naturally falling into a chapter-a-week kind of schedule, and I figure that’s good enough to keep me producing fresh content without burning myself out.


Last Chapter:

  • The humans are safe! All hail Dorarizin safety training!

This Chapter:

  • It’s In-tea-rrogation time!
  • I’m not sorry


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ANCIENT SCROLL #1: A Minotaur Story

Soooooooooooo this is a story I put together back

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Real Talk

Would you guys want a They are Smol RPG/Shenanigans game? Cause. I could do that I think.

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They are Smol - and SPOOPY

Boo!

[incoherent screm]


Honestly I thought I would be further along in the storyline than I am now, but alas, that is not to be. So you get this spoopy halloween oneshot that expands the universe a little bit and actually introduces us to our first Karnakian! Aaayyyyyyy


This is canon; it just follows a group of nerds that aren’t part of the main storyline. Yet.


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ANCIENT SCRIPTS

Do y'all want me to repost some of my old stuff here? Like, the 4chan >greentext stuff. I'd just be a select couple of stories, but it could provide y'all with a couple chuckles.

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Lewd Oneshot #2: Bill and Greweh's sexcellent adventure

Happy Saturday, Patrons!

So, long long ago - like a month or so, which in horse time is like, 9 generations - /u/0570 said he was not here for the gay dogging. (Ref. Chapter 10 on /r/e/d/d/i/t)

And basically some gay users are like let us have this there are no gay pancakes in /HFY/ and I was like "that's bullshit" and so I accepted the challenge to do the thing.

So, since this challenge was started and accepted on reddit (and cause I need the publicity let’s be h...

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They are Smol: Chapter 12

What's that? almost 11PM and a new chapter?

Hecc yeah.

Also, sorry about the delay - I just got wrecked with interviewer hurdles, job searchin', and general listless ennui.

>TFW you finally have a face to face interview and they cancel with 2 hours notice... and no reason given, then go dark.

HOWEVER, I'm here 4u dear reader, always. I'll never abandon you, ever. Has anyone ever told you you smell different when you're asleep? Well you do. You smell like potential.<...

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They are Smol: Chapter 11

Long ago in a distant land:

  • Aku flung a samurai into the futurepast
  • Azrehs (Greweh of,) flung a simian into the futurepodCOINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT
  • Impromptu cuddle piles are now a thing apparently
    I told you they were all cuddlers at the beginning of this didn't I?Furries are still not invited, though. They just make everything weird.
  • Bill boredly babbles bellicosely

Now, in [current year]:

Do you give up the precious?

Would you like to share lewd stories with Reddit as well? 

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Lewd Oneshot #1: Snek Snuggles

A/N: So here's the result of our first lewd poll. I wrote this all in one go, in one sitting, as the lewdness came to me in a fucking dream quest of unknown kadath.

Not kidding.

Some notes in re: Smolverse - Consider this canon unless/until it's not. It's set many years in the future after the first book of the Smolverse closes. 

Also, doing the [] bit for all the dialogue is a bit tiring, and since it's just two people in this story I figure it wouldn't be terribly confus...

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They are Smol: Chapter 10

Wew! Thank you everyone for loving this series and reading it and shitposting furiously with me. Ya'll family. Due to that outpouring of support, I'm most likely going to keep this universe alive for some time moving forward; Not necessarily just grand storyarcs like this adventure we're on right now, but also 1-4 chapter oneshots set in the smolverse. smolverse? ToSverse? IDK. We'll figure that name out.

Also you guys have some real bad sneklust - just sayin'. XCOM2 = scaliebait confir...

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YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A STORY PATREON

INSTEAD IT'S JUST AN ENDLESS MULTIPLE CHOICE TEST YOU PAY FOR.

QUESTION 1/23,211,754,213,986,437^8:

How many days would you like to delay the release of They are Smol from patreon to reddit?

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They are Smol: Chapter 9

Last episode of Tengen Toppa kill la kill: doki doki literature club edition:

  • Bill blew up a moonHe really liked that
  • The Dorarizin supported him and his kinetic mining probing
  • Bill ended up pouring moondust all over his bodyHe really did not like that
  • Grashak-of-Arhraf received the "innocent boye 3 chapters running" award to much applause

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Yet another poll - THE CENSUS NEEDS YOU

Ok! Second poll for the week! Would you rather....

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The Lewdening

Alright, so this is gonna be super simple, and super lewd. Winner gets a vanilla - well, as vanilla as you can get - oneshot!


And if your second-place choice doesn't make it, that's fine. There will be other lewds.

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Thank you for signing up!

Ok, so we're gonna have some hiccups along the way, because I've never actually done one of these things before. 

I'm figuring on doing a week delay (minimum) of chapters between Patrons and Reddit, and then doing at least one raffle/oneshot a month (probably 2). Everything but the raffle y'all will get to vote on, ofc. 

If it's alright with everyone, I'm going to wait until Sunday to do our first poll and start working on the oneshot then - Smol chapters will still continue to...

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