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CH797

“So I’m second then? Darn.”

“Third actually,” Vasta laughed. “Jake’s teleportation isn’t restricted on this floor, remember? As much as it annoys me to admit it, he got here first and only ran off to try and find the rest of you after I arrived, though it seems he’s not been having the best luck at it.”

“Okay, good to know. And then does this look like a safe area?”

A few meters around the door there was a small ring of light to mark it and nothing se...

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CH796

He forced himself up, his guard unable to be raised any higher than it already was as he took his first real look around, not just for any new attacks but to get a lay of the land, taking in all he saw.

It was an empty, white space, one that looked like it went on forever with the only thing it obviously contained being hundreds of square pillars jutting up into the sky within his immediate line of site, all of them gently gliding and moving about in a way that was constantly obstructin...

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CH795

Time froze for him as it happened, his thoughts moving in a blur as he was knocked down and having an answer as to what had by all accounts killed him before he even hit the ground, cursing the gods, even as he struggled to find a solution.

Magic nullification of all things on the first floor, in the first fucking second? YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLES! God, I want you all dead so fucking much!

It was the only explanation, even if it was already a bad sign for how that floor would...

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CH794

<I’m still surprised you didn’t prepare anything.>

What’s there to prepare? Unlike the last couple times, I don’t have the slightest clue about whatever we’re going to have to deal with and more importantly, for the first time taking on one of these stupid things, I’m actually in my element. My magics are all non-affinitied, same with all of my skills. I mean, sure, none of the affinitied enchantments I can make are going to work when we get to the higher floors bu...

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CH793

“Let’s see, I guess Sonya might be out, she has her work and this would be a little last minute to spring it on her but what about your parents?” Ben suggested. “That way Lux and Funa will both be around too, they’ll probably be able to look after him pretty well, all things considered.”

“I’d rather not use them as our first choice. He’s never met them before and I have no clue how they’re going to react to the birth of a whole new type of spirit and I know they need...

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CH792

<SOUL AFFINITY LEVEL INCREASED>

<SOUL SOURCE LEVEL INCREASED>

<SOUL RESILIENCE LEVEL INCREASED>

<MAX LEVEL OF THE JUDGE JOB ACHIEVED>

Despite the notification, no smile was brought to Ben’s face. He’d been keeping track well enough to know that he’d be finishing things that day, getting it was expected. No, the issue was that, despite it having been three days since he or Jake had last slept, there was still no notification in the other’...

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CH791

To his two students’ misfortune, Ben’s impatience only grew the next day as their circlets were modified, not only splitting their thoughts like they’d been originally designed to but now speeding up their thoughts as well, letting them cast all forms of magic they were training in even faster to squeeze even more out of the day.

Of course, his favouritism was still clear in how he did it, Thera’s time only doubling while Jake’s quadrupled, with the other man acting like his d...

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CH790

With the new day came new lessons, as Jake and Thera’s split minds were put to work. Both of them were materializing and both of them were enchanting, with learning both the enchanting modifier he’d found within the archive as well as a few of the mana modifiers discovered within the two great spells he’d been studying being the priority for that day, but on top of it from there, he was now also getting them to learn to bestow, with one in particular feeling free with their complaints.<...

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December Poll!!!!!

Hey all, new month, new poll. Also, Merry christmas for those who celebrate! And happy holidays for those who don’t or celebrate any other winter holiday I don’t know the date of! Either way, hope you’re all having a grand time. 

With this year coming to a close, now's the time to reflect on it a bit and my god, it’s been a productive one! Posting four chapters a week, in the span of a year I’d expect to post about 208 but with multiple patreon goals being reached and som...

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Side Story: Helori

Wars were never small, simple things. A fact that was true no matter the scale but only became more challenging as it rose, with the one their planet was trapped in all the more so.

Really, calling it a war was generous of both the gods and the mortals of the world. They were one planet against a galaxy, the only reason they could call it anything more than a last stand was because of the pure inefficiency in how their enemies chose to act, attacking sub-optimally to such a point that i...

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CH789

“Jake, I’m taking over part of your body for a bit, try not to panic.”

“Wait, what is that supposed to mean?”

“It means everything’s going to be fine, I just need to try something for a bit so keep practicing your enchanting until I’m done and try not to get distracted by this.”

He was already using his hive mind on the other, not taking him over entirely but instead conquering a single one of his split minds, making it his own while taking over his left ar...

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C788

<CONDEMNATION LEVEL INCREASED>

“Alright, you guys are officially adequate enough that we can move on to the next stage of enchanting,” Ben told the two as their lessons progressed the following day. “You can place your spells as well as anyone and now you can both kind of sort of use the three systems I’ve shown you, now you just need to combine them.”

“Why does it sound like he doesn’t really think we learned it,” Jake asked, leaning over to Thera to whisper...

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CH787 The Gods and Mortal Potential

“Well, what was the real point of that then, Helori?” Nare asked her. “You’ve never felt the need for us to examine him as well.”

“I meant what I said, it’s good to get a different set of eyes and opinions, especially for what I’d like to present now that you’ve both gotten the chance.”

“Present?”

“A question and a hypothesis. Is Ben still mortal?”

“I’ll admit, with all my apostle can do that's within our sphere it may not seem like it b...

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CH786

“Okay, so I’ve got something to tell you guys but let's do our best to not make this talk worse than it has to be.”

“Empty skies Ben, what is it now?” His god asked, knowing well from experience that whatever his apostle was about to say was sure to be an absolute pain.

“Er, before that, let's all just also agree to keep this between the four of us. No need to let any other gods know about it.”

“So it’s worse than usual then?” Helori asked as she looked d...

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CH785

Walking through the gate yielded a pleasant surprise, no matter how small it might have been. Ogilt, who was still standing guard, appeared to have at least looked through the bits of entertainment he’d been left with since Thera had gone to check on her newest uncle, showing that perhaps some of her talk had been good for him.

I’ll have to tell her later. He thought before going over to the spirit, giving a happy smile as he did. “Ogilt, I’ve come to check up on h...

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CH784

“And are the circlets absolutely necessary?” Thera asked him, looking like she was willing to do anything else if it meant avoiding putting one on while leaving Ben to think over how he intended to teach them.

“Hmm, I suppose I have something in my back pocket that might help you get a level immediately so I guess you can hold off on using yours until the harder bits of enchanting start. Jake however has no choice.”

“What? You’re letting her off the hook but not me? Th...

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CH783

Opening the door showed it wasn’t just one or the other but both Thera and Delair arriving at once, letting them both in to start the day, even as he slipped a thought into his girlfriend’s mind.

Make sure you compliment breakfast out loud.

Hmm? You know I always love what you cook. She thought back, catching on to the fact that there was something more to it given he’d decided to keep the thought between them.

Yeah, but Mora gave me a hand t...

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CH782

It was as Ben got up that morning, about to go to Mora’s room to try and entertain the boy, that he froze in place, his normal routine being enough to help give him a sense for his newest skill.

All he’d done was immediately begin his soul production like he normally would as he’d gotten up, continuing it as he’d walked which had been enough to get a reaction when one passed through him. The souls he made would all linger, just for a moment, but that was the first to interact wi...

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CH781

“So, how did taking your new jobs go?” Myriad asked, with Ben shrugging in return.

“Complicated. I mean, good probably, but I got some weird results.”

“Pff, not surprising,” Helori said, shaking her head. “Did you end up taking outsider then?”

It was a question that she, Myriad, and Nare were all curious about. At that point, none of them were going to try to stop him but whatever results it was going to yield were expected to be outright bizarre, with the th...

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CH780

<Everyone’s been gathered for a while now, are you coming or not?>

Yeah, I guess this is as good a time as any to end this part of the day.

It had long grown dark and Sachel had already stopped by to walk Delair home but with his god’s prompting he finally released Jake from the prison that was his mind, the other man collapsing to the ground after being given back control of his body.

“Oh god, why does everything ache so much?” He asked as he laid the...

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CH779

“Hmm, you know, it’s kind of a waste to leave Jake’s body there doing nothing. Alright, I’m feeling generous. Is there any attribute you guys think he needs to train more?”

“Agility,” Amy told him without needing to think. “He’s terrible at it since he just teleports everywhere. Why, don’t tell me you have some easy way to raise attributes now too?”

“Well, technically yes, but modifying souls is still in the testing phase. Nearing its end though so I might ...

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CH778

Sitting in the guild that morning, ignoring the eyes of the few others around who recognized who he was while he did his best to pass the time, it wasn’t long until the three he was waiting on arrived, with Jake, Amy, and Yuzu joining him.

“Good to see you guys, hope one of you is ready for what I have in store.”

“Ah, Vasta gave me the rundown,” Jake laughed. “Hope you’ll take it easy on me buddy.”

“...”

“Buddy?”

“Anyway, let’s get bac...

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CH777

He was curious enough that he really did want to broach the topic as the day ended but not so curious that he did. Children needed to be allowed their privacy, same as any adult. If Mora didn’t want to mention it then both he and Thera would wait until he was more comfortable to say anything, pushing that conversation further into the future, even if Ben still tried to make it clear that what happened was a good thing.

“Now that’s what I call a great day,” He said happily. “Mo...

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CH776

“Morning Mora, it’s me,” Ben said as he knocked on the door, letting himself in after a moment and finding the boy sitting like he had been the day before, a few more of the books and games he’d been given having at least been touched in the past few hours.

“Good morning.”

“So, I didn’t bring it up yesterday but me and Delair are going to be joining you and Thera today, but before that, since we’ll be the only ones up for a while, is there anything you’d want t...

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CH775

“You want to talk about it?”

“Ugh, I wish you weren’t so good at reading me.”

“What can I say, it’s my specialty.”

His first day teaching had gone well, both for Delair and for Sachel. The first had managed to have fun the entire time, he’d done his best to keep the lessons he was giving both in the shop and in his head varied and dynamic, and while Sachel’s hadn’t gotten quite the same level of enjoyment, at the very least she appreciated all of the in...

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CH774

“Come in,” Ben yelled out at the knock on the door, with it opening to Sachel and Delair, the latter looking like a ball of energy while the first spoke up.

“Thanks again for this Ben.”

“Don’t worry about it, but Delair, remember I can be a tough teacher. You wanted to learn from me during a busy time which means I’m going to make you learn as much as physically possible. You ready?”

“I am!”

“Perfect. In that case, put this on.”

He tossed ...

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CH773 Thera's Perspective

It felt like only a moment had passed by the time Thera awoke but once she began to stir she shot up, memories of the day before flooding her thoughts in a way that took a second to be sure wasn’t just a lingering dream, leaving her putting her head in her hands by the time she was certain.

It hadn’t even been a day since she’d in essence adopted her cousin after he’d been dropped on her doorstep and she was feeling just as out of her depth then as she was the day before, maybe ...

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CH772

Ben took extra care getting up to make sure he didn’t disturb Thera. She’d had a long enough day and it had been at most a couple hours since she went to sleep, not the sort of time he should have been bothering her when the morning was sure to be just as full as he applied what levels of stealth he had to leaving the room, walking over to his old one before knocking on the door.

“Mora, it’s Ben, up as promised. Mind if I come in?”

“...If you want.”

Good en...

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November Poll!!!!

Hey all, new month on the way so it’s time for a new poll again, hope you’re all looking forward to it. Not really much to say for this one either but as for the vote I took about story arc/character summaries, it looks like it won in the end so I’ll slowly start chipping away at putting those together but it will probably be a while until they show up. And with all of that out of the way, on to the poll. Vote for what catches your interest and as always, have an excellent one!

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Side Story: Pato's Party, After The Quest

Bodies healed but spirits still beaten, Pato and the rest of his party walked home with the end of their quest, their thoughts heavy with how it had turned out.

While none of them had died in the end, that felt more thanks to luck than anything else, surviving the attack of a demonic contender not through any of their own efforts but thanks instead to a member of the larger group they’d been working with, the other summoned among them being the only reason they weren’t dead or worse...

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