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The Average DC Experience #41

"That's my line of thought exactly," Selina said, narrowing her eyes as she regarded with glaring suspicion she didn't even bother to hide.

'This is bad. No matter how I look at the situation, it looks as if I framed Selina...' I mused, furrowing my eyebrows as I began connecting the dots after speaking the facts aloud and putting things in perspective.

Selina was the one who gave the USB stick to Batman, but I'm the one who stole it, and even thou...

L.O.J.S.H 241

Shaki's Rip-off Bar

"No, I'm fine," I said, raising the transponder snail to my mouth and letting out a sigh at the million and one questions Elly barraged me with as soon as the call connected. 

"Yeah, I'm a little beat up, but I should be able to meet you guys in Jaya in two or three weeks," I added, scratching my head with another sigh as I listened to Elly's lecture. 

"No, I don't plan on doing anything reckless. I'll head strai...

The Average DC Experience #40

Gotham City 

An abandoned building in The Narrows

I squinted my eyes, glaring at the three pricks I placed ten meters away from me. My fingers twitched, and I immediately reached for Ivory, taking it out and firing five shots in the time it took for one to blink. 

"Good thing no one is watching..." I muttered with a sigh, bitterly smiling while gawking at the three intact bricks, having missed every shot I took with Ivory. 

The Average DC Experience #39

'I'm such a fucking asshole...' I sighed as I slumped into my chair, leaning back with a heavy sigh. I couldn't help but loath myself for what I did today, and I'm not talking about killing the Russian mercenary. 

I lost control and beat the man to death, but I did it in self-defense, and he had it coming for going after me. It's how I reacted to the whole situation and what I did afterward that made me feel bad. 

I didn't feel anything, no panic, n...

The Average DC Experience #38

'Out of all the fucking cliches, it just had to be a buff Russian guy speaking Broken English?!' I mused, watching as the man raised his gun arm and leveled it at me. 

I rolled to the side, picked up a sheet of metal lying on the ground, and ducked behind it to shield myself from the bullets as the man began firing. My bulletproof trench coat would have protected me, but I didn't know if that would make me fail the bonus objective. 

"Harley! Who the...

The Average DC Experience #37

I took a deep breath as I opened the window and attached my steel wire to the edge, slowly descending toward the warehouse's exterior after spending a minute memorizing the layout of the area and the number of people inside, armed or otherwise.

Not everyone inside the warehouse was armed, and they weren't all thugs either. Most of the people hauling the crates and moving them around the warehouse were actually regular people who do odd jobs like these for gangsters to earn so...

The Average DC Experience #36

Name: Grayson Whitlock

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Archetype: [The Mad Sceintist (level 0)]

Class: [Thief (level MAX)] [Fighter (level MAX)] [Acrobat (Level MAX)] [Programmer Level 2]

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Stats:

Body: 50

Mind: 50

Spirit: 41

Stat Points: 0

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The Average DC Experience #35

'If I remember correctly, metagenes awaken under stressful situations, and they need a substance or a form of energy to imprint on...' I mused, thoughtfully rubbing my chin as I read through the notification.  

It goes without saying that said substance or form of energy will define the metagene's power, so there's a high chance that whatever archetype I choose, especially the occultists and the Mad Scientist, would expose me to something that would awaken the metagene.&...

L.O.J.S.H 240

He couldn't believe his eyes. 

He was there to see it, but Big News Morgans could not believe his eyes. It was the scope of the century, but his brain still couldn't process it. It refused to comprehend it. 

A big chunk of the off Sabaody Park wiped, along with its legendary attraction, the Ferris wheel. 

An infamous rookie pirate and the perpetrator of the incident presumed dead. 

An admiral of the world ...

The Average DC Experience #34

Author's note: writing this chapter reminded me why I've been avoiding systems like the plague in my stories so far... the research, and adapting what I found into my system was a bitch and a half let me tell you.

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I sighed, rubbing the back of my neck as I slumped into my chair after several hours of patrolling and breaking into every gang hideout I managed to find.

I needed to increase my class level, and the only to do it was to level up my skill...

The Average DC Experience #33

'How the hell did it come to this...?' I bitterly mused as I swung away from the docks, looking down at the giggling demented blonde clinging to me like a particularly deranged octopus. 

Harley looked too giddy for someone who could be dropped to their death by my whim, and that pissed me off to no end. 

The crazy bitch insisted I'd give her a ride when we reached the edge of the docks with the gangsters hot on our tail, or she'd go back and topple ...

The Average DC Experience #32

Harley grinned as she climbed into the container, gazing at the warehouse crawling with Black Mask's men. She took the bazooka slung on her shoulder and took aim at the building's entrance.

Black Mask and his goons had fucked with the wrong girl and her adorable pair of spotted hyenas, and she'll be damned if she didn't show that white-collar wannabe loser the error of his ways.

"I'll teach ya Black Mask schmucks not to mess with Harley's babies!" She muttered, her grin becoming m...

The Average DC Experience #31

'Whelp... here goes nothing...' I mused, taking a deep breath as I drew my fist and let it loose on the brick wall before me, holding nothing back as I put my muscles to full use. 

"Holy shit..." I muttered under my breath, unmindful of the pain, as I alternated my gaze between the hole in the brick wall and my bloodied hands with widened eyes. 

I frowned as I watched my hand heal, flesh and skin forming over my exposed bones as they, too, mended th...

L.O.J.S.H 239

'I wonder how long he'll last before finally getting serious...' I mused, my grin widening as I dived toward the admiral dodging the countless ice spear flying at me while brandishing my Malorian Arms and shooting a hail of bullets, which he blocked, avoided, or shrugged off, like it was nothing. 

I reached the admiral and swung my blade, meeting his Ice saber. He punched at me, and I activated my flame thrower in his face before flying away to dodge. 

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The Average DC Experience #30

'Well... that was a day and a half...' I sighed, falling on my back and collapsing into the bed after a nice shower. 

It took me two hours to navigate my way back since I didn't want to give anyone the chance to follow me home. 

I took a long detour toward Crime Alley, where I knew there were no cameras and only stored my gear once I was sure no one was watching me and that no surveillance devices around, thanks to the pigeon drone. 

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The Average DC Experience #29

"FUCK!" I exclaimed, reaching toward Killer Croc as I unleashed two arcs of electricity from my hands. I was in so much pain I didn't even bother to make a star wars reference with such a perfect setup.

Releasing electricity like this required me to activate every circuit in my coat to generate that much power. The problem with that is that some of the advanced insulators on the Electricutioners suit were damaged by Batman. 

I couldn't create that kind o...

The Average DC Experience #28

I quickly retreated behind cover to observe the situation, immediately focusing on the footage the pigeon drone sent directly into my brain. 

'That should be Killer Croc...' I quickly identified the humanoid lizard chasing behind Robin, who had probably seen better days, judging by how tattered and stained his costume was. 

'And who the hell is that...?' I wondered, moving the pigeon to hover above a nearby building for a closer look at the feminine...

The Average DC Experience #27

I ducked, dodging Richard's kick, and lashed with a straight punch at his torso. He pushed my hand down and used it as leverage to perform a somersault behind me. 

I quickly turned around with a high kick, my above-human speed allowing me to act before Richard could attack, but he still blocked it with his wrist before it hit his neck. 

I put more force into my leg, trying to overpower Richard using my superior strength to stagger him or trip to the...

The Average DC Experience #26

Name: Grayson Whitlock

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Class: [Thief (level 10 MAX)] [Fighter (level MAX)] [Acrobat (Level 2)]

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Stats:

Body: 40

Mind: 40

Spirit: Locked

Stat Points: 30

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Skills:&nbs...

L.O.J.S.H 238

"You fucking monster, Rehahaha!" I couldn't help laughing as I felt Aokiji's strength through his blade, pushing me back ever so slowly, his ice inching through Triton and towards my hand.

"Arara, that's quite rude..." Aokiji said, staring me down as he used his superior physical strength and height to push me back. He loomed over me, and despite his lethargic appearance, the man was rather intimidating up close. 

I activated my phasing ability, letting ...

The Average DC Experience #25

Author's note: here's another chapter I'm not really satisfied with especially the beginning and the last dialogue with Patrick, but I didn't get much sleep today, and this is the best I could do for now so I'll be editing it later.

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I smiled as I felt the breeze hit my face. I was riding my brand new BMW R-18 bike on the outskirts of Gotham past the Trigate bridge with no particular purpose in mind other than enjoying myself after I finished my training f...

The Average DC Experience #24

"... And finally, I refuse to participate in anything that could bring the Bat's the League's attention to me," I concluded my terms, pausing as I waited for Selina to process my words. 

We had been discussing the terms for cooperation for the past hours, and it was mainly me stating things I was willing and unwilling to do. Thievery is a lucrative business, but it could spell the end of me if I stole something from someone powerful enough to track me down and wipe my so...

The Average DC Experience #23

"Nice place you have here, Selina..." I said, making small talk as I followed behind the brunette. I tried and failed not to stare at her ass and the downright hypnotic way it swayed under her dress with every step she took.

She probably wore this provoking dress to distract me and get the upper hand in the conversation, and it was already working. God damn, do I hate being a teenager. 

"Hm? Oh, it better be considering how much money I put into it," Sel...

L.O.J.S.H 237

"If you don't want to die, clear the area immediately," I exclaimed as I stood before the Sabaody Park Ferris wheel, shooting my gun into the air to get everyone's attention. 

The merrymakers in the park paused as they turned to me, and everyone's expression turned horrified as they noticed the unconscious celestial dragon I was dragging along like a sack of potatoes.

"That's a celestial dragon! A marine admiral is probably on his way!" one of the bystan...

The Average DC Experience #22

"Stay," Selina instructed, giving Harley a pointed look, to which the latter pouted but said nothing. She moved toward her phone and hesitated after seeing the unknown number but picked up the call nonetheless after a second's pause. 

"Hello? Yes, this is her speaking..." She said, heading towards the couch and sitting under Harley's intent gaze. She listened quietly for a second, her expression shifting slightly. 

"Yes, I'm free right now..." She r...

The Average DC Experience #21

'Buying a phone might have been a mistake...'

I mused, chuckling as I furiously tapped on the phone's screen, playing one of those typical mobile tab games. Although I wasn't strong enough to bed steel and burst through walls, I was still much more powerful than normal humans, and they don't make superhuman-proof phones, unfortunately. 

I shook my head in exasperation as I turned off the game and locked the phone, and got a full view of the cracked scree...

The Average DC Experience #20

Author's note: I'm not satisfied with this chapter, because I was tired when I wrote and it probably has a lot of mistakes and rushed writing, so I'll edit it later.

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'I didn't think this through...' 

I sighed, scratching my head as I stood in the line to enter the nightclub, inspecting my surroundings. The line was long, and many young men and women were waiting for their turn, some already swaying at the loud music leaking through ...

The Average DC Experience #19

I yawned, lazily stretching as I made my way out of the apartment complex. Mark, the security guard, immediately noticed my presence and smiled, waving his hand. 

"Morning, Gray. You look like you're in a good mood today," Mark said as he regarded me with a smile. He was sitting on his chair, fiddling with his phone with one hand and holding a coffee with the other.

"Morning, what can I say? I had a good day yesterday," I replied, carelessly shrugging as...

L.O.J.S.H 236

"Saint Charlos... just the man I've been looking for..." I said, grinning and taking great pleasure at the celestial dragon's immobile state as I put enough pressure to paralyze him on his shoulder.

The celestial dragon's retinue immediately reacted, charging at me without mincing any words, but I was ready for them. I took out my Malorian Arms and started shooting. I aimed at vitals with the intent to kill, of course. 

I avoid killing when unnecessary, ...

The Average DC Experience #18

'Well, that was.... something...' I mused as I watched Catwoman leave, and as a self-respecting DC character, she naturally decided to take the window because why not? 

Doors are overrated anyway. 

I messaged the back of my head, letting out a drawn breath as I plopped into my chair, turning to my system. 

[Quest complete: Enter The Dragon II]

[Primary Objective: success]

[+5 levels to the Braw...