IngloriousMe

First C-Rank Mission (V) [Chapter 29]

I was just about to rush at the person Yoruichi had been fighting on pure impulse, but I managed to stop myself before I could have made a moronic mistake. Even though Yoruichi was not in good shape, she could probably hold on for a bit more since her opponent was simply playing around her.

The man slowly turned toward me… He must have noticed my intention to attack him. The man smirked at me mockingly before he licked his lips. “...Pity. You didn’t attack me” The man muttered w...

The-Clandestine-Agencies (IV) [Chapter 258]

~~Unknown Warehouse~~ (Present time)

Peggy signaled one of her snipers to take a shot and watched the scene unfold with grim satisfaction as one of Potter’s followers, dropped dead when the high-caliber bullet split opened his skull. Usually, Peggy wasn’t a person who would order a hit like that, but after watching the vile boy dismembering a woman, she wasn’t able to stop herself from taking a bit of revenge.

While she wasn’t able to deliver the pain the girl experienced ...

The-Clandestine-Agencies (III) [Chapter 257]

“Wow, she lasted pretty long” Katerina whistled, looking impressed. The girl managed to last to the end, but everything good must come to an end and her life came to an abrupt end when Katerine finally pulled off the upper part of her head from her body. The girl had an ugly look on her face before she finally kicked the bucket.

“You are a monster!!” The boy snarled at Harry, but the boy simply stared at him before rolling his eyes. He looked around the room, a couple of Muggles...

The-Clandestine-Agencies (II) [Chapter 256]

~~Malfoy Manor~~

Lucius stared at the recent missive from his Master with obvious trepidation on his face. His Master wanted him to distract Harry Potter for a couple of days by any means. His Master even went as far as to suggest that he should poison someone close to him. Lucius chuckled hollowly as he stared at the letter.

Lucius would admit that he had made a lot of mistakes in his life, but he was not foolish enough to make the mistake of trying to poison someone close to Har...

First C-Rank Mission (IV) [Chapter 28]

My training kicked in and I whirled around on her heels, putting as much power as I could into my feet so that I could jump away from the voice while turning around at the same time. My gaze finally focused on the three people standing at the end of the staircase and I internally grimaced as I realized something.

Both Yoruichi and I failed to notice their arrival and if they had tried to kill us, instead of alerting us, then both of us would have been dead meat… I glanced toward Yorui...

The-Clandestine-Agencies (I) [Chapter 255]

~~Hyatt Regency~~ (A few minutes ago)

“Surround the place. None of them should escape” As soon as Harry finished talking, the men started to move toward the exit points. Harry was continuously using his Magic to keep track of everyone and when everyone was in position, Harry decided to make his move. Without wasting any time, he quickly raised the Wards to prevent anyone from escaping via any Magical means from the hotel.

“Let’s go. They probably know we are already here�...

Enemies-No-More (IV) [Chapter 254]

~~Portman Square, Marble Arch~~

“Harry, how the hell are we supposed to find her in a place like this? It would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack!” Jacklyn exclaimed in worry, looking around. Harry looked around and realized that Jacklyn wasn’t the only one who was thinking along the same lines, after all, Portman Square wasn’t small, but he was prepared to scour the whole area even if he had to do it with bare hands.

Thankfully, he had a better idea… Himera ...

Enemies-No-More (III) [Chapter 253]

~~Hall of Prophecies~~

“Is everything alright?” Saul asked in a concerned tone when he noticed the irritated frown on Harry’s face.

“Do you have a working Ritual Room?” Harry asked without looking at him.

“Uh, yeah, we do. Is there a Ritual you want to perform?” Saul asked in a careful tone.

“Yes. There is a person I want to find with their blood” Harry answered as he finally turned around to look at Saul even though he couldn’t see the man’s face...

New-Machinations (VI) [Chapter 252]

~~Hyatt Regency, London~~

The boy slowly rose up and the girl also did the same following the example. The lights were off, the room was a complete mess. Clothes could be seen lying around all over the room and it wasn’t going to take a genius to realize that they had been tossed around without looking in the heat of the moment.

Himera was lying between the two of them, fully asleep, and she was completely naked just like the boy and the girl. The boy signaled the girl to check ...

The-Prophecies-Foretold (I) [Chapter 251]

~~Hall of Prophecies~~

“So, this is the Hall of Prophecies… Impressive” Harry muttered as he looked around, thoroughly impressed. The Hall was simply massive and it was kind of impossible to see how big it truly was. As far as he could see, there were only the glowing orbs. “How many Prophecies are there in total?” Harry asked as he turned his head to glance at Saul.

“Do you want the exact number or an approximate?” Instead of Saul, the other Unspeakable, who was in ...

First C-Rank Mission (III) [Chapter 27]

We arrived at Yugakure and I had to say, I wasn’t impressed. Yes, Yugakure was not a major Shinobi village, but it was still a Shinobi Village. However, the security was extremely lax. They simply took a small entrance fee from us and after that, they allowed us to enter the village without much fanfare. I noticed Shinobi Patrols going around, but from the looks on their faces, they were bored out of their minds.

“You said the security is going to be tight” I furiously whispered.<...

New-Machinations (V) [Chapter 250]

**Trigger Warnings**

~~Tipsy Pixie~~

“A Churchill Martini please” Himera ordered in a bored tone as she placed a Galleon on the table. The bartender greeted her before she started to prepare her drink, but Himera was simply way too tired to care. It took a minute for the bartender to prepare the drink and when she was done, she placed the cocktail glass in front of Himera with a napkin placed under it.

Himera gave the woman a grateful look before she grabbed the straw an...

New-Machinations (IV) [Chapter 249]

“Merlin’s pants!!” Tonks exclaimed in distress as she rushed in front of Harry to check on her former boss. It was quite obvious that she was worried about the woman, so Harry didn’t try to stop her. Tonks rolled over Amelia before placing two of her fingers on her neck to check the woman’s pulse, but she paled and turned to look at Harry.

“Harry, I can’t feel a pulse” Tonks blurted out looking completely aghast, making Harry frown. He was certain that Amelia was alive, ...

First C-Rank Mission (II) [Chapter 26]

“We are finally here, the Land of Iron” Yoruichi declared with a huge grin on her face as we walked past the entrance after paying a measly entrance fee. It has been four days since we left Kumo for our mission and while we could have skipped the Land of Iron, we decided to take a detour and use the Land of Iron to disguise ourselves as civvies.

“So, this is some kind of neutral ground or what?” I asked in a low tone when I noticed a couple of Iwa and Konoha Shinobis walking aro...

New-Machinations (III) [Chapter 248]

“So, the two of you are dating?” Jacklyn asked slowly while staring at Harry and Tonks. The whole revelation was kind of surprising to her since Harry never showed any kind of interest in the opposite sex… She knew. After all, she had flashed him in her underwear, but he never showed any interest in her.

“Isn’t my daughter… kind of old for you?” Ted said with a weird look on his face. He didn’t want to call his daughter old, but Tonks was at least six years older than hi...

New-Machinations (II) [Chapter 247]

“Whoa… That was completely uncalled for” Merlin gripped unhappily after the Stunning Charm failed to knock him out. Amelia instinctively lowered her Wand with a stumped look on her face. Two more figures shimmered into existence and both of them had their hands raised in the air. To be honest, Amelia wanted to trigger the alarm, but her curiosity won over.

“We are simply here to talk” The sole woman in the group explained as she stepped forward. Amelia pursed her lips and lowe...

New-Machinations (I) [Chapter 246]

~~Abandoned Warehouse, Scotland~~

“A couple of days ago, Voldemort attacked Amelia Bones with his Death Eaters, but before he could kill the woman, Harry Potter arrived and kicked his arse. There is a rumor that Harry Potter sent him packing and to be honest, I believe it” Rachel Node revealed.

“Then why are we hearing this now?” Derrick Oswell asked with a frown and Peggy seemed to be curious about the same.

“Because I needed to confirm the rumors before telling y...

First C-Rank Mission (I) [Chapter 25]

God! I hated my new life… I cursed inside my mind as I stared at the mission scroll in Yoruichi’s hands. This was supposed to be our first C-Rank mission, but the mission was much more complicated than that… I can’t believe they are expecting a team of two Genins and a Chunin to complete the mission, especially when we were not an infiltration team.

“Fuccckkk…” I groaned as I dropped my face in my hands.

“Yeah, fuck indeed…” Yoruichi agreed with a nod of her he...

Traitorous-Friend-Indeed (I) [Chapter 245]

~~Nott Manor~~

Voldemort slowly rolled his shoulder and a grimace appeared on his face. His busted shoulder still ached in pain. He had no idea the Spell Harry had used to injure him, and that irked him to no end. He was certain that the Spell was Dark Arts, but the Spell was unknown to him and he prided himself to be the best in Dark Arts. The slight was not acceptable.

However, he failed to find the said Curse in any of his tomes… That irked him even more. Since he was unable ...

A Chat (II) [Chapter 24]

I stared at the figure standing in front of me while gaping like a fish… Namaikina was standing at the door, with only a strip of cloth bound around her modest chest and a small white sash covering her girly bits. She wasn’t as big as Yoruichi when it came to the bust department, but she wasn’t flat by any means.

Yes, her boobs were currently bound by the strap of cloth, but I could still guess her size… I gulped heavily as I realized that they were going to fit nicely in my pal...

Another-Talk-They-Had (IV) [Chapter 244]

“Wha– What? Just like that?” For the second time tonight, Tonks had managed to catch him off guard and he couldn’t help but sputter at her actions. Firstly, he wasn’t expecting her to accept the offer in the first place and secondly, he was a healthy young man, and being so close to Tonks was starting to affect him even though he was holding back any outward reaction using his Occlumency Barriers.

He had been close to his Mom, but he wasn’t in his physical body when he did t...

A Chat? (I) [Chapter 23]

“I can’t believe you two did that while I was knocked out!” Namaikina screeched while glaring at me and Yoruichi, but instead of becoming angry, Yoruichi simply smirked at the younger girl while I decided to ignore her whining. She had been whining since she woke up, but I was mature enough to ignore her whining.

“Why, you feeling jealous?” Yoruichi asked with a grin and Namaikina lit up like a Christmas tree at the insinuation.

“Why- Why- You pervert!!” Namaikina sc...

Losing V-Card (III) [Chapter 22]

"Yes! That's it!" Yoruichi screamed in ecstasy as I continued to lap at her honeypot. This wasn't the first time I was using my tongue to please a woman, so I was using my whole experience to please her. "I am close!" Yoruichi screamed and I felt her whole body writhe in pleasure.

Thankfully, Namaikina was still out cold. I don't think I would like to be interrupted again…

"I am coming!!" Yoruichi screamed as she tightly clutched my head with her thighs. Her hands snaked around ...

Losing V-Card? (II) [Chapter 21]

“What the hell are you two doing?” A voice interrupted our hot action and two of us slowly turned around only to find Namaikina glaring at us. We knew that she was there with us, but we were kind of ignoring her for more important stuff, like SEGS, but she had to wake up and interrupt us.

I can’t believe I was blue-balled by my own teammate… God fucking damn it! I was going to have sex with Yoruichi! YORUICHI!! I was going to tap one of the most sexiest women to ever bless the a...

Another-Talk-They-Had (III) [Chapter 243]

After clearing his throat, Harry raised his hand and knocked on the door. He could have Apparated straight inside the room, but he was a gentleman and he also needed to do some thinking… Moments later, he heard a muffled answer from inside, so he decided to knock again.

“Go away!” The voice was slightly slurred, but the voice was pretty clear this time.

“It’s me, Tonks, Harry” Harry called out, not knowing what to expect, though he didn’t see any reason to lie. He he...

Another-Talk-They-Had (II) [Chapter 242]

|Are you sure?| Harry asked hesitantly, not knowing what to say. To be honest, he never expected anything like this from his mother. He knew she was a possessive woman and she always wanted to have him all to herself, but now she was saying that she was alright with sharing him with other women… What the fuck?

|Yes, Hadrian, I am sure… I have given it a lot of thought and I have decided that yes, I am willing to share with others| Lily assured him in a firm tone.

|But why?| Ha...

Losing V-Card? (I) [Chapter 20]

“Whoa! How did you find this place?” I asked, looking around in complete awe… The place was amazing. There were blue glowing crystals hanging around the wall and the ceiling and then there was the crown jewel. The crystal clear pool in the middle. Even the pool was filled with those blue glowing crystals.

“Me and my team stumbled upon this place during our genin days…” Yoruichi answered as she turned around to give me a look. “I believe we are the only ones who know about ...

Another-Talk-They-Had (I) [Chapter 241]

After emptying the Lestrange Family Vault too, Harry and Tonks returned to the Malfoy Manor much richer than they used to be. The Aurors were waiting at the entrance of the Gringotts to capture Tonks, who was dressed like her crazy aunt, so instead of taking the scenic route, Harry simply opened a Portal straight from the Lestrange Family Vault leading to the Malfoy Manor.

“It was amazing!! I wonder what my dear aunt is going to say when she realizes that her own vault and her Family ...

Genin Years (II) [Chapter 19]

~~Timeskip~~ (One month)

It has been a month since I became a part of Team Eta along with Namaikina and Yoruichi and since then, we have been doing D-Rank missions along with some training whenever we have the time. After training for only a week, all three of us understood that none of us were ever going to become Genjutsu prodigies, which was a good thing since Yoruichi herself wasn’t that good when it came to Genjutsu.

Thankfully, all three of us were adept enough to be able ...

Genin Years (I) [Chapter 18]

“Raiton: Seiteki no Jutsu!” I exclaimed after I finished weaving through the hand signs and a ball of lightning appeared in my hands. I pointed my hand toward Yoruichi and launched the lightning ball at her, and just before the lightning ball could reach her, Namaikina tossed a kunai at the older girl, but she missed voluntarily because she simply wanted to cut off the escape route of Yoruichi.

Yoruichi simply snorted before she pulled out a kunai and slashed the lightning ball with...