IngloriousMe

The-Godfather-Most-Extraordinaire (III) [Chapter 169]

~~Malfoy Manor, Wiltshire~~

Harry tore the package open only to reveal a couple of porn magazines. Harry would have to admit, those were some nice pair of titties even though he wasn’t going to say that out loud, especially with his mom camping inside his Mind. He finally decided to put away the magazines when he heard a growl from inside his Mind, leaving a mirror and a note in his hand.

He started to wonder why his Godfather saw fit to give him a mirror, but then all of a su...

The-First-Task (II) [Chapter 168]

~~Quidditch Pitch, Hogwarts~~

|Cooperation…| Harry muttered internally with a smirk on his face as he returned to the Quidditch Pitch, instead of visiting a restroom after leaving the classroom. Honestly, he was a bit disappointed that the impromptu meeting ate up all of his time, but he couldn’t complain much as he finally managed to learn quite a bit about the third Faction.

“You are back!” Jacklyn exclaimed excitedly, expecting an exciting story and she wasn’t disap...

A-Meeting-Unseen (II) [Chapter 167]

~~Unnamed Classroom, Hogwarts~~

Amelia wondered how to start the conversation for real… Until now, they have been playing around and to be honest, this conversation could have been a lot easier only if Harry Potter was a normal 14 year old, but unfortunately, she was out of luck. Harry Potter was anything but normal… After all, he killed three people, including a child of his own age when he was eleven.

Then who knew if those were the only people he had killed? There was als...

A-Meeting-Unseen (I) [Chapter 166]

~~Quidditch Pitch, Hogwarts~~

“Your son isn’t going to join us?” Harry asked curiously as he stared at Narcissa who wasn’t being accompanied by her son. He noticed Draco glaring at him from a distance and started to wonder if Narcissa failed to make him see reason. Well, either way, he wasn’t too worried.

“No, he is going to sit with his friends” Narcissa revealed as she took her seat. Even if he wanted to join her, she wouldn’t have allowed him to join her. She ...

The-First-Task (I) [Chapter 165]

~~Timeskip~~ (November 24th, 1994)

~~Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade~~

Narcissa stepped out of the Floo before removing the soot from her robes with a flick of her Wand, and moments later, Harry stepped out of the Floo, dressed in expensive acromantula silk robes. The activity inside the pub stopped at the sight of Harry Potter, but nobody dared to approach Harry, especially with Narcissa Malfoy standing in front of him protectively.

A few moments later, Jacklyn stepped thro...

The-World-Moves-On (II) [Chapter 164]

~~Hel~~

“Fantastic!” Hela exclaimed with an ecstatic look on her face as she clapped her hands before she smoothly stood up. “To be honest, I was expecting you to take a bit more time to make your decision” Hela wondered aloud as she started to approach Harry while swaying her hips exaggeratingly.

“Though you knew that I was going to accept the deal eventually, didn’t you?” Harry asked with a raised brow, making Hela hum in agreement.

“You want to revive y...

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The-World-Moves-On (I) [Chapter 163]

~~Longbottom Hall~~

Amelia stepped through the fireplace before removing the soot from her robes with a flick of her Wand. “Madam Bonsey, please follow Norg. Mistress be waiting for you in the drawing hall” The Longbottom house elf, Norg arrived with a soft pop before declaring with a respectful bow. This wasn’t the first time Amelia was visiting the Longbottom Hall, but she still decided to follow Norg’s lead.

“Show me the way” Amelia urged the house elf to start mo...

The-Error-They-Made (VI) [Chapter 162]

With this stunt of his, a lot of people were going to learn the existence of the Resurrection Stone, but every single one of them except for the Crouch duo carried the Sigil of the Lost, so he would be aware of their treacherous thoughts… Gellert noticed the Resurrection Stone and perked up, excited to see one of the Deathly Hallows in action. With a determined look on his face, Harry decided to summon Lidia Crouch.

His mother would have also done the same, so he could understand why...

The-Error-They-Made (V) [Chapter 161]

The first thing Harry wanted to know was how Crouch Jr. was still alive. It took him a bit to find the memories he was looking for as Crouch Jr. wasn’t completely sane, so his Mind was a bit of a mess, but as soon as he started to view the memories, he felt his temper flare as he finally realized what truly transpired during his escape.

Apparently, Crouch Jr. was a crybaby who ended up begging for his mother to save him from his father when he was being sentenced to Azkaban for life ...

The-Error-They-Made (IV) [Chapter 160]

Harry didn’t stop rummaging through Lucius’ Mind after learning that he was the one behind his assassination plot as he wanted to learn the identities of all the Death Eaters and the sympathizers, but Harry didn’t stop at that. He wanted to know what made a man like Lucius tick so that he could use that knowledge to make the man as miserable as possible before ultimately killing him.

After what felt like hours to Lucius, he finally felt the foreign presence retreat from his Mind,...

The-Error-They-Made (III) [Chapter 159]

After gaping at Harry for the next few seconds, Lucius finally shot up with his Wand in his hand and cast a Body Binding Curse at Harry. He didn’t miss the fact that the boy didn’t have a Wand in his hand, so he didn’t expect the boy to defend himself, but his eyes grew wide as saucers when the boy deflected the Spell away from him with his bare hand with a dismissive look on his face.

“Who are you?” Lucius asked dumbly as he subconsciously lowered his Wand a bit.

“T...

The-Error-They-Made (II) [Chapter 158]

Since Harry could change the colour of the portals, he could easily make them colourless and that is exactly what he used to get rid of Alastor Moody as he didn’t want to deal with the paranoid bastard at this moment. The green sparks around the portal could have alerted the man, hence, he decided to forgo the sparks. There was still a chance that Alastor had noticed the portal, but to be honest, Harry couldn’t care less.

He could have used other means to deal with him, but he had ...

The-Error-They-Made (I) [Chapter 157]

Harry appeared inside one of the alleys in front of the Daily Prophet's office before he started to rise in the air as Rita was waiting for him on the roof of the Daily Prophet. The streets were almost empty as it was pretty late, so Harry wasn’t worried about getting noticed by anyone and if anyone did see him, then they would probably dismiss the sight of someone flying without a broom. 

He finally noticed Rita on the roof of the Daily Prophet. The woman seemed to be pacing ar...

A-Meeting-Long-Awaited (III) [Chapter 156]

“Forgive me, my boy” Albus apologized before casting a Body-Binding Curse at Harry, and Harry hated the fact that Albus was apologizing to him for attacking him when the man wanted to have him under his thumb from the beginning. Harry easily side-stepped to dodge the Spell and cast a Body-Binding Curse of his own toward Albus.

The man flicked the legendary Elder Wand and batted away the Spell with extreme ease, before attacking Harry with a Stunning Charm…

While watching t...

A-Meeting-Long-Awaited (II) [Chapter 155]

~~Headmaster’s Office, Hogwarts~~ (A couple of minutes ago)

The room was completely silent and then all of a sudden the Floo flared up as the green flames spewed out of the fireplace, waking up some of the sleeping portraits of the previous Headmasters. Moments later, Albus Dumbledore finally stepped out of the fireplace before removing the soot from his extravagant purple robes… Albus slowly made his way around his table and took his seat before releasing a tired sigh.

It h...

A-Meeting-Long-Awaited (I) [Chapter 154]

|You know, you could have simply used Legilimency on her instead of playing nice with her| Lily huffed irritably. She was not happy with the fact that her son was flirting with some random blonde shank who was barely starting to bud when he already had her.

|Where is the fun in that?| Harry asked in an amused tone. |It was clear that she was lying to me, but at this moment, she holds no importance to me| Harry explained as he flew down to the 6th floor of Hogwarts following the grand s...

The-Girl-Most-Interesting (II) [Chapter 153]

~~Room of Requirement, Hogwarts~~

Daphne finally finished defeating the third batch of golems and slumped down on the floor while breathing heavily… For now, this much was her limit, and while anyone would find her poweress beyond impressive, she wasn’t satisfied. She knew that she needed to become much stronger if she wanted to protect her family from the Dark Lord and his followers.

Though she wasn’t able to stop a feral grin from surfacing on her face… Even though she...

The-Girl-Most-Interesting (I) [Chapter 152]

~~Hogwarts, Highlands Scotland, Great Britain~~

Harry continued to watch the Hogwarts Castle while treating himself with some Thai noodles for dinner. Learning how to use chopsticks wasn’t that hard, but getting used to the spice was a bit of a challenge on his part. He was simply waiting for the clock to hit 9 pm. After 9 pm, the halls would be completely empty except for the prefects and Argus Filch.

After a few minutes, it was finally past 9 pm and since Harry was already d...

The-Boy-Who-Struck-Back (II) [Chapter 151]

~~Jacklyn’s Pad~~

Harry just finished talking with both Marvolo and Morfin Gaunt and he barely stopped himself from tossing away the Resurrection Stone as far as he could in frustration. Unlike he expected, summoning the shades of the dead wasn’t that hard… Thanks to Gellert’s research, it only took him a few seconds to figure out how to use the Resurrection Stone.

Unfortunately for him, that was exactly where everything stopped going according to his plans. He realized ...

The-Enemies-Who-Planned (VII) [Chapter 150]

~~Unknown Location~~

The silhouettes of six people could be seen gathered around a round table, but none of the features except for their gender could be deduced as the room was barely lit. A holographic picture was floating over the center of the table and anyone who had read about the Wizarding World War would have recognized the person in the picture.

“There is no mistaking it, that is Gellert Grindelwald” One of the men confirmed for the rest of the group.

“Are ...

The-Enemies-Who-Planned (V) [Chapter 148]

~~Wizengamot Chambers, Ministry of Magic~~

“Can we please move on?” Augusta Longbottom drawled with a bored look on her face. “We have already agreed upon the fact that we cannot punish someone for not clearing a misunderstanding” The woman added, but decided to leave the rest unsaid. Everyone in the Chamber knew who she was talking about, but since she never accused anyone, Dumbledore didn’t have a leg to stand upon. He wasn’t happy about everyone using him as an example.<...

The-Enemies-Who-Planned (IV) [Chapter 147]

~~Wizengamot Chambers, Ministry of Magic~~ (November 6th, 1994)

Amelia Bones entered the Wizengamot Chambers and gave a nod to the Auror guards standing at the door out of habit when they greeted her. She looked around at the gathered faces before she started to make her way toward the seat reserved for the Head of the DMLE. There was a Bones Family seat too, which was being occupied by her trusted Connie Hammer at the moment.

Susan was still too young to occupy the Bones Family...

Know-Thy-Friends (III) [Chapter 146]

After spending a few hours with his mom, Harry finally decided to move on with his plans… He wanted to summon the spirits of Marvolo and Morfin Riddle and then ask them some questions. Not just them, there were some other spirits he wanted to summon, but once again, he was faced with the dilemma of whether he should even trust Hela in the first place or not… So, after leaving his Mindscape, he decided to pay the Ancient One another visit.

He wasn’t expecting her to be anything be...

The-Woman-Most-Murderous (III) [Chapter 145]

To be honest, Harry didn’t know what to think about Hela Odinsdottir, but it was obvious that he couldn’t trust her… While he would admit that he wasn’t an expert when it came to Norse Mythology, he was pretty sure that he had never heard of someone named Hela Odinsdottir. She could have been a minor Goddess, but that clearly wasn’t the case.

According to her last name, Hela should be Odin’s daughter, but he was pretty sure that Thor and Loki were the only children of Odin,...

The-Woman-Most-Murderous (II) [Chapter 144]

(A/N: According to HP Fandom, the Peverell brothers were born somewhere during the 11th century, but in the Fanfic, they were born somewhere around in the 4th century when Hela was still free)

It has been more that one and a half millennia since she had been trapped in this wretched place by her father dearest with nothing to do except for watching those pathetic Peverells squabble around uselessly and monitor what was happening with the Deathly Hallows… Thankfully, the latter hobby ...

The-Woman-Most-Murderous (I) [Chapter 143]

Bloodlust… quite an interesting term. Until now, Harry believed Bloodlust to be some sort of mythical concept. How could a person even emit their murderous intentions? It should have been impossible, but here he was, being subjected to an inhuman amount of bloodlust by a woman dressed in a black and green bodysuit.

Her midnight black hair was a bit of a mess and her green eyes, which were much similar to his own eyes, were glowing menacingly. Much similar to the rest of her persona, ...

Know-Thy-Friends (II) [Chapter 142]

Harry narrowed his eyes at the Ancient One, watching her intently. “Is that a trick question?” Harry asked as he couldn’t fathom why she was suddenly asking him what he would do if she died… With her precognition, she would be able to see her death coming a mile away, which makes it possible for her to evade her death very easily, unless her death is unavoidable.

“No. Not a trick question” The Ancient One quickly denied. “I am simply curious” The Ancient One clarified.<...

Know-Thy-Friends (I) [Chapter 141]

“Is that the Resurrection Stone?” Gellert asked in disbelief as he stared at the black stone set in the golden ring. He could feel a compulsion pressing on his Mind, telling him to grab the ring and put him on his finger, but his Occlumency was strong enough to ignore the compulsion and Harry’s warning obviously helped.

“Or it is probably the most convincing replica” Harry pointed out, but neither of them believed them. Gellert had done a lot of research on the Deathly Hallow...

Know-Thy-Enemy (III) [Chapter 140]

Harry levitated the box with a wave of his hand and then opened it using Magic, revealing a gold ring with a large black stone set in the middle. His gaze lingered on the stone and his eyes grew wide in surprise when he recognized the mark inscribed on the stone. It was the Peverell coat of arms… In other words, the sign of Deathly Hallows.

To be honest, he couldn’t believe his luck… He was trying to look into Voldemort’s origin and then not only did he stumble over something i...