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Pokemon Re:Play - Gen 4 Complete Segment

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mkxBDENJ23ux9nmbC8O_blLE1JJWgG-Z/view?usp=share_link

DRAFT - WEEBS (Patron Exclusive)

This is the rough draft for the script about weebs that won the last Patron Poll, but which I scrapped for a variety of reasons. I decided to post this just to show the Patrons that I did actually try to do this one.

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I've talked about anime on this show a few times in the past, sometimes negatively, sometimes positively, and sometimes ambivalently. And there's an inherent problem when a non-weeb talks about Anime in a Youtube video and that's the fact that wee...

Regarding an aggressive stalker

Over the last two months, the Youtuber Essence of Thought has been spamming videos about me calling me a child predator, a sexual abuser, a zoophile, and about a dozen other things, largely jumping onto decade-old rumours and trying to bring dead horses back to life. The inciting incident for this harassment being the 2019 video denouncing the Q Slur.

Recently this... person has accused me of sexually harassing them, in spite of the fact that I have literally never spoken to th...

I'm off for the rest of the year

With the most recent video complete and awaiting public release, I'm taking the rest of 2022 off. A new Patron poll will go up on the 2nd of January

Steven Universe The Movie Was Absolutely Hilarious

I went with this one, because the script was funnier. This thing caused 12 PC crashes. I hate it here.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1B-XuNbkuxLDER4aXr2IZUsE_VBgahQRN/view?usp=share_link

Next Video Preview for Patrons

This got delayed when I had to re-record everything, so here's a clip.

Pokemon Re:Play - Generation 1 Segment

This one is less dense on the jokes, but it's the first one so that can be excused

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dAG9zzqIipHbaaCR7JAqwbx4xD_ZiAiQ/view?usp=sharing

Regarding The Last Poll

I've decided to remove the poll. After seeing another poll where the "I threw this in to have three entries" option win in a row, sitting down and finishing I was looking at it like "I don't want to do this." I hate the topic, I hate the pathetic sacks it's going to bring in, I just don't fucking want to, and I'm a little pissed that the throwaway entry wins a second time.

I'm doing something else, and I won't be putting last minute filler into the polls anymore.

Maybe "Politics as Fandom" Wasn't A Good Idea, Actually

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gGSjtHOyvRX6DyLdAXRw72wQQwU-fyDk/view?usp=sharing

Fall of the Lich King V1.5

A while back I re-made a World of Warcraft raid boss in RPG Maker MV. As time has gone on, I've modified and tweaked it and this is (I hope) the final version of it. I had fun making it. Getting things like a soak mechanic to work were an interesting challenge, my only regret is that I can't do something about the extremely large file size (700MB Unpacked, I'm so sorry) but it was fun to make and I find it rather fun to play. I hope you like it.

2022-12-07 02:08:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Redemption Arcs Need To Stop Skipping The "Arc"

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VIQKGQNBOG6zXXGZOhezx6TP7ii2tSp9/view?usp=share_link

(Patron Exclusive) Redemptions Segment

The Redemption video is taking a little longer to edit, so I've rendered this completed segment on Riku for you guys as recompense.

(Patron Exlcusive) Pokemon Re:Play - Gen 3 Segment

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PvQv03ueiVHppfL5pmGxMTfnTDSyDXR9/view?usp=sharing

Sorry if the thumbnail made you think it was the full video for a split second.

Glass of Water - The Historical Revisionism of "Modern Standards"

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UGDC6lonffvnIXo-feQG9OSiRoXTM57i/view?usp=share_link

Patron Exclusive - The Fallacy of "Just Quit."

This is a behind the scenes recording about the way bad faith actors like to tell me I should just quit, a few stories from my time in conventional jobs, my professional ambitions, and an anon that made me cry and is still making me cry months later (in a heartwarming way).

CW - Abuse, Racism, Transphobia

Patron Changes

Starting tomorrow, the following changes are going to be made.

Cursed Patron ($45+) is being removed

Having additional, reward-less tiers at the top was, at the time, a response to what other Patreon campaigns were doing. It was common for Patreon campaigns to have tiers buffering the tiers with rewards in them for no reason other than inflating value. Patreon campaigns would have a $1, $5, and $10 tier that effectively had nothing and gave nothing in return.

Instead I opt...

Princess Knight/Stop!! Hibari (Glass of Water)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ifkhsqGnhD9QB9yustm4csoHmgaGOQVl/view?usp=share_link

(Patron Exclusive) Pokemon Re:Play - Gen 2 Segment

Tier Jumping

This is a gentle request to people to please not subscribe to the Mythic and Cursed tiers if you can't afford it. I'd rather people remain subscribed at lower tiers they can afford rather than constantly subbing and unsubbing, because that's bad for your savings and it's REALLY bad for my anxiety.

Something Ventured, Someone Framed, Escape of the Palisman, Sense and Insensitivity

https://drive.google.com/file/d/19eQrWC9ZezG3q6oW-GiFs4aQVJQKiMYN/view?usp=share_link

Let's Make Fun of JK Rowling for 14 Minutes

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FYZa2S6dkL7wuV7Czl1Aov5oS7nM6Uu6/view?usp=sharing

Discord Server Access Now Requires Age Verification

Up until today, the minimum age to access the Discord sever was 16, enforced by the mere logic that it was unlikely that anyone under 16 had money to pledge to Patreon. Recent events where a teenager flagrantly ignored the rules and the warnings on both 18+ channels and an 18+ stream has meant that I will no longer tolerate teenagers in my server. They are no longer welcome. Full stop.

Upon entering the server, everyone will have to confirm their age in the Roles channel. The only excep...

Glass of Water - Calarts Style Isn't Real, You're Just Old

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dEIAYVxOXAApHfG9xMjXEgrh8Vhox-T_/view?usp=sharing

Minor Update

Howdy everyone! A new Glass of Water for patrons should go up by Sunday at the latest, but that is assuming I don't catch another wave of excessive sleepiness and fall asleep for 19 hours again.

This has been a problem the last few days. I am a very sleepy lady.

Glass of Water - The Harley Quinn Show is Amazing now available for patrons

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QOoLBeIMTP0dCG_AT9azIxhcpIeUlBDc/view?usp=sharing

Early Patron Viewing will resume with the next video

The next video about the Harley Quinn show will be shown to patrons early once again, and will now always be shown 7 days in advance of publishing. Thank you for your patience on this front.

Early Patron Viewing Temporarily Suspended

Early viewing for Patrons has been temporarily suspended for a few videos (just a few, I promise) as a way to test something with Youtube's metrics. It'll be back very soon I promise.

13 Minutes of Pokemon Replay footage for Patrons

I've been working on a retrospective of the main campaigns of the entire Pokemon series for a while, this is going to be all one video and 3/8 generations are written completely. I decided to compile what I'd written of Gen 4 and edit it together for Patrons, who can expect more of this to come in the future.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mkxBDENJ23ux9nmbC8O_blLE1JJW...

Bingo Love - Mikaila's Corner

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g7tUPvkLwyXQK1rVAaYWMJq8jHafHXuz/view

The First 35 Minutes of the Owl House Season 2 Podcast (For Patrons)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AJnaFFcqXyi68VuPXG62ZNMdzDOUp8Qo/view?usp=sharing