Recently we found out that Rory's never seen The Thing so we decided to fix that with an extra special episode dedicated to John Carpenter's 1982 classic.
We've split the podcast into two parts: Powers' predictions before watching the film then his reaction after we watched the film together.
Please keep sending us your topic suggestions, questions, funny stories, and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldU...
2024-02-09 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
With RETRY: Elden Ring | Part One concluding today, we wanted to give you an update on what you can expect from RKG next.
Before we get onto that, some of you might be wondering why our Elden Ring series is being split up into three parts in the first place. We spoke about this back in July
2024-02-03 18:01:48 +0000 UTC
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This week the fellas answer an incredibly important question that has plagued the community: are Coco and Ramen friends? Allow us to weigh-in on their friendship whilst talking wistfully about coastal locations in the UK.
Please keep sending us your topic suggestions, questions, funny stories, and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe and keep your shield up,
RKG x
2024-02-02 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Update - 30/1 at 18:30pm
Hey, everyone. It appears Everpress closed the store earlier than we were told.
We'll contact them and see whether it's possible to re-open orders and let you know if that's possible.
Really about the confusion!
RKG x
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Hey everyone,
Just a quick reminder that today is the last day to our MSDA hat and beanie are on sale.
We might bring it back in the future, but there's no plan for that ri...
2024-01-30 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
Welcome to the last Roundtable Hold of Part One (well, sort of... more on that in a bit).
We've got a great episode today to cap the season, covering so much ground, including...
- Discussing Rot, Malenia, and the presence of Outer Gods in the Lands Between
- Taking a closer look at Heirloom talismans and their real-life inspirations
- Rewatching the Story Trailer after 30 episodes of RETRY: Elden Ring
- Reviewing our glorious battle, c...
2024-01-28 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
We just wanted to let you know we’ve put our Make Souls Great Again hat on sale again. For what is ultimately a very silly joke, we've had some lovely feedback from people who have received there hats.
If you fancy picking one up, it’s on sale now until midnight GMT | 7pm ET | 4pm PT| 11am AEDT on Tuesday, January 30th.
And because it’s a little nippy out we’ve also released a special beanie version, should you want to support RKG and keep your heads wa...
2024-01-27 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
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So where were we?
A good question to ask yourself after last week's episode.
Well, we're delighted to bring you Aunty Finchy's showdown with our second shardbearer – the famed Red Lion, the Starscourge, the great General Radahn.
We suspect this is one you've been waiting for, and it's another episode we loved making.
We're so happy we get to share episodes like this with you early, because you really do let us make this show in the best way possible.
So, ...
2024-01-27 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It's time for The RKG Royal Rumble.
Jump in and witness the most electrifying duo in Let's Play entertainment commentate on a battle royal made up of 30 of your favourite RKG and FromSoft characters.
Do not miss this.
RKG x
2024-01-26 17:58:01 +0000 UTC
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This week we come up with a new series, a fitness challenge and (apparently) save someone from a bit of inter-dimensional bother.
For those that have asked, here's Gav's 2023 Gym/Running Playlist. (Note from Gav: It's not in any particular order, whack it on random but always start with the first track).
Please keep sending us your topic suggestions, que...
2024-01-26 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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This month RKG Producers will witness the excitement and... strangeness of the inaugural RKG Royal Rumble.
We've created our own version of WWE's famous battle royal match which will feature 30 wrestlers based on FromSoft characters and RKG lore.
Friday, 26th January at 6pm GMT | 1pm ET | 10am PT | 5am AEDT
If you're unfamiliar with the Royal Rumble, we'll start with two wrestlers in the ring and then a new wrestler will join the match every 60 s...
2024-01-23 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
Just a friendly little reminder that today is the last day to be included in the end credits of Part One of RETRY: Elden Ring.
We'll be compiling these soon, so to be included you have to be on our Producer tier or above by the end of today.
If you've already been either a Producer or Posh Slug since July, your name will already be in there. Fear not.
Here's an exam...
2024-01-21 08:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons,
We're so sorry. We don't know what happened this episode. For years we've spoken about losing our minds filming these episodes, and with this episode, we fear that may have finally happened.
What started off as a little idea really got away from us, and now it exists as Episode 29.
Normal service will be resumed next week.
RKG x
2024-01-20 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
The next episode of Roundtable Hold is due this Sunday, but we just wanted to let you know that Ep.14 is going to be released on January 28th, instead.
We didn't want you wondering if it had got lost.
This is simply because we wanted to include something that happens in the following week's episode of RETRY, which you won't yet have access to. We didn't want to spoil our own show!
So it'll be with you on Sunday, January 28th, and it's a good one!
2024-01-19 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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In this week's podcast Krupa and Gav cast their minds back to their school days and unearth some pretty wild stories.
Please keep sending us your topic suggestions, questions, funny stories, and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe and keep your shield up,
RKG x
2024-01-19 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
As you can probably tell, we're approaching the end of Part One of RETRY: Elden Ring and we'll soon be compiling the Producer and Posh Slugs names to appear in them.
If you've been subscribed at either of those tiers for any length of time since RETRY: Elden Ring began (that's July 2023), your name will appear.
Not currently a Producer or Posh Slug and would like to see your name immortalised in the credits?
Well, if you upgrade to our Pr...
2024-01-17 17:00:18 +0000 UTC
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This week Aunty Finchy journeys into the very of Aeonia to help save a young girl. What an absolute legend.
She's already got enough on her plate with finding Radahn, and making the stars turn, but she still has time to help save another soul. There's even plenty of time to explore Sellia, Town of Sorcery, too.
Enjoy the next episode of RETRY: Elden Ring early, RKG patrons!
RKG x
2024-01-13 10:00:01 +0000 UTC
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This week we've been inundated with lovely messages and we hear from one of our most selfless slugs again. We also talk about how sexy Daniel Day Lewis is.
If you'd like to find out more about non-directed altruistic donations (it'll make sense once you've listened to the podcast!) then head over here.
Please ...
2024-01-12 11:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Five years ago today we launched RKG.
It was a daunting proposition. We were leaving wonderful jobs, working with people we loved, to do something on our own. But instantly you made it all okay. Actually, you made it incredible from the start. So we just wanted to write a short post to say ‘thank you’.
If you're not an RKG patron but love what we do, thank you for watching our videos, supporting us with your precious time and positive comments.
If you are ...
2024-01-07 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the first Roundtable Hold of the 2024!
On today's episode, we'll be...
Discussing what Sellen is really up to...
Sharing our initial impressions of the hellscape of that is Caelid
Reviewing all the new weapons we've discovered recently
And there's even time to pay alternative universe Aunty Finchy to find out what happened to Alexander in the Gael Tunnel.
Enjoy!
RKG x
2024-01-07 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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This week Aunty Finchy visits the Cathedral of Dragon Communion, meets the completely normal Gowry down his shack, and finally returns to Sellia Crystal Tunnel where we kidnapped at the start of this series.
We're so happy to bring you, the RKG patrons, the first new RETRY episode of 2024!
Enjoy!
RKG x
2024-01-06 10:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Rory and Gav boot in the door of 2024 by revealing how they got on with 2023's resolutions and setting a load of new ones.
Please keep sending us your topic suggestions, questions, funny stories, and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe and keep your shield up,
RKG x
2024-01-05 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE
Hey everyone, we were trying a new scheduling feature in YouTube and guess what, turns out that doesn't work. This is all fixed now and you should be able to watch Ep.26!
Sorry about that!
RKG x
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Aunty Finchy is working her way South, deeper in the rotted landscape of Caelid.
Today we head into Fort Gael in search of clues on Radahn's whereabouts and Aunty Finchy returns to Gaol in a cave.
Thanks for all your support, RKG patrons. We could...
2023-12-30 10:00:01 +0000 UTC
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This week we say goodbye to 2023 by talking about the best things we watched, played and put in our mouths this year.
It's been an unbelievable year for telly, films and video games so if there's anything we've missed, please chuck it in the comments. You can also jump into the Shield Up channel on the RKG Discord where people gather to chat about the episodes every week.
We love making this podcast so if you have any suggestions for episode topics, questions for any of us or you ...
2023-12-29 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Merry Christmas, and surprise!
If you've just watched the premiere of this year's Christmas Special – Prepare To Try Hard – you'll have just found out that patrons get a bonus episode, too.
This is our little thank you to you, our amazing patrons. Everything we do, everything we've accomplished this year, and everything we have planned for next, wouldn't be possible without your generosity all ...
2023-12-25 15:48:01 +0000 UTC
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Here's the latest episode of Roundtable Hold, and we get through a lot...
• We review our adventures down in Siofra River Well
• We find out that the Urumi is REAL
• And we watch a goldfish possibly be better at Elden Ring than ourselves, which is a depressing revelation at Christmas after 7 years of doing this
Anyway, we hope you enjoy the final episode of Roundtable Hold for this year. We've really enjoyed making this show, and after doing it for six month...
2023-12-24 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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We need to get the stars turning, and there's only way to do that: Aunty Finchy needs to track down Starscourge Radahn.
The last we heard he was in the scarlet blighted wilds of Caelid, so we're heading back to finally explore that hellish landscape. Now where would the famed Red Lion be hiding?
Enjoy the next episode of RETRY: Elden Ring. It's not a particularly festive episode, but there is lots of lovely warm fire in it.
RKG x
2023-12-23 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
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It is our pleasure to bring you another bumper episode of Shield Up where we answer 100 of your questions.
We also filmed this year's recording so you can watch that here. We've made it look extra cosy to keep you company over the holidays.

Recording these special episodes has become one of the highlights of our year and...
2023-12-22 11:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
We've made another Christmas special this year, and it's our best one yet.
And just like last year, we're going to debut this as a YouTube Premiere.
Don't know what that is?
Well, it's sort of like how TV used to be. The episode will air at 3pm GMT | 10am ET | 7am PT | 2am AEDT.
There'll be a live chat, so you can watch it with us and the rest of the RKG community should you need a little break from Christmas Day or simply ...
2023-12-20 18:15:01 +0000 UTC
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Now a member of the Welsh Avengers, Aunty Finchy is heading back underground to rendezvous with Blaidd and figure out a way into Nokron, the Eternal City.
The storyline is really ramping up now and we're happy that you, our amazing patrons, get to watch Aunty Finchy's adventures a little bit early.
Enjoy!
2023-12-16 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Join me for the next couple of hours, as we have a very intellectual soiree where we can go over anything we've covered this term, do some Q&A, and look ahead to what we might like to cover in the New Year.
You've all worked so hard this year. See you shortly, class.
Krupa
2023-12-15 17:58:01 +0000 UTC
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