How may I be of service~?
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Hope the stuffy nose doesn't completely obliterate the sex appeal
Apologies for any reused jokes, it's been a brainfart of a month
Every time one of my normal audios turns into some sort of left field british roleplay, take a shot and call 911
I always appreciate the gift of feedback: 2022-12-25 07:07:57 +0000 UTC
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Well, I have no idea what the problem is, but the newest audios only show up on the Patreon app, and others don't even have seem to have that luck.
Here are the current live links to the soundgasm files (will continue to update):
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Bump-In-The-Night-1
2022-11-30 15:53:09 +0000 UTC
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Please, help yourself to seconds~
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Obviously intended to be posted by Thanksgiving, but much like the holiday's history, my posting schedule is myopic and riddled with false hopes
Pass the commentary:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeL17IMM0LnTlLd2...
We should travel together more often~
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Sorry for keeping y'all in the dark, I had another series of technological mishaps, one of which meant buying a whole new computer!! Yayyy! And of course, the whole time I was telling myself not to make another "OH NO" update post because boy, wouldn't THAT would be embarrassing
I promised you a topless photo, but to be honest, all it is is bloody clawmarks with the faintest hint of underboob, s...
The tater to my tot~
(the roadkill to my hellcat)
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Swinging in just in time
I have had legitimate computer issues over the past 2.5 days I promise
Just white screen of deathing it every time it goes into sleep mode
Click here to gimme your anon feedback and/or your most romantic analogies: 2022-11-07 04:07:42 +0000 UTC
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https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Strictly-Taboo-1
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Bump-In-The-Night-1
Be safe out there.
I was gonna piece in clips from the original recordings, but the issue continued over into this one. yayy, less editing
TLDR
After this newest mic mishap, I subsequently had a wee breakdown and just unplugged myself for a little over a week, which was unwise and unfair to you all. I don't like bringing up my mental health since I don't believe it's something I should typically involve my listeners in, but because it affects the work you pay me for, I figure it's fair to at least giv...
You're so fucking special...
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A bitch is swollen, but she's back
This wasn't originally intended to be a songfic, but then I couldn't come up with a title
Anon feedback/restraining order request form: 2022-10-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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The performance issues with the new mic were way too much and made editing an unyieldingly traumatic event, so I made the decision to record last months audios AGAIN-again on the yeti. Not sure what to do with it, but I swear I'm gonna make at least one full audio with the damn thing before I either humbly acknowledge that I am the problem, or throw it off the back of a fishing boat and chum the water
I arrogantly told myself that I could have them done in time after the numerou...
For those new here who plan on scooting after this month, here is where you will find the audios I owe you from September:
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Soulmates
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Creep
These links will NOT be active immediately, but the audios will be availa...
Hoped I've have at least one audio out by today, but it's been storming off and on
and knocked the power out for several hours, backing things up more than they already were
On that note, for those unsubscribing, here are the links to your owed audios:
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Soulmates-1
2022-09-30 23:46:12 +0000 UTC
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Ooo you can really hear all the disturbances
Good
Hi! Audios coming shortly.
I will be undergoing some minor surgery next month, nothing to worry about, but in order to give myself ample recovery time, I will be cutting the number of audios down by one for the month of October. Things should go back to normal in Nov but I wanted to give y'all a heads up.
I also figured it was time for another check in regarding overall subscriber satisfaction and content output.
If you have any pressing questions, suggestions, or concern...
In fairness to me, the birthday plans were complex
P.S. Who else hates the patreon app
P.S.S. sorry if i've talked about dear america before, i have what's known as goldfish idiot syndrome
AITA?
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Believe it or not this was not inspired by Bittersweet, but I did groan when I realized the similarity 1.5 hours into recording
Songs used:
00:00 Need It Again- Nate Rose
02:40 Yea Yea Yea- Skrxlla
05:26 Sight- Sajan Nauriyal
07:41 Bad Feeling- I Am Fowler
10:21 Unlove You- Katrina Stone
14:06 Phone Screen- Hadar Sopher
17:06 Beautiful Catastrophe- Wearethegood
20:56 Eyes For Eyes- Maytal Micheali
24:06 Toxic Hea...
I've always believed in you
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Well
Howdy
The song that inspired this audio was Heart- Sleeping At Last~
Despite being a songfic, I can't use the actual songs (copyright/corny/cheating) but I did feel that this one would do well with some atmospheric jams, so I tried to find something that gave me a similar vibe. Hopefully it translates and doesn't come off as OTT, but you tell me.
Songs:
22:35 Up Hill- Ian Post
24:40 Coven...
How do you like your medicine?
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Cheesy Wheezy Chicken Squeezey
I went a bit overboard on the sap in this one because who doesn't appreciate some extra love when they're battling the plague?
It was a challenge to keep it sweet and relaxing, but I could've had the listener ramming their life alert after a slip n slide style accident and didn't, so we're gonna take that as a success. Looking back, I would've added some sterner elements ...
Poor thing. You're all in knots...
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For those hesitant, the "cheating" tag is part of a roleplay, in case that's any incentive, but obviously for some people that cup of tea will always taste like cyanide
The MENSA thing is true btw and I very genuinely don't remember if I've already tossed it into a different audio so sorry for any fun facts repeats
Anon feedback form for all you big brains: 2022-08-02 02:11:43 +0000 UTC
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MON- https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Bittersweet-1 (if not out by tonight
WED- https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Heart-1
FRI- https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/XXY-1
Long story short, I fucked up my mic earlier in the month, new one's delivery has been delayed, and I only just got my hands on another yeti yesterday
All the while being too embarrassed/optimistic to make yet another "standby" post, which as you can see
Worked out wonderfully
It's looking like I'll have the first one ready late tonight, but just in case
And trust me, I fucking hate saying this
But you know the drill
Taking the $15 tier's early release benefit in...
Finally managed to snag front row seats~
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It takes 74 seconds to get to the top of the World Trade Center.
Not featured: the breakdown I had after losing hours worth of editing due to multiple power outages/forced reboots
We move forward
Anon feedback form/GoFundMe for elevator repair: 2022-07-15 14:04:00 +0000 UTC
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Thought, "oh, wait, I've already posted 2 audios, guess I only need to make the third" but those audios were actually meant to be last month's, so you're getting these late AGAIN, and going forward I'm going to force my ass to keep to a weekly schedule
Also forgot that there were only 30 days this month
But what else is new
Your patience for my bullshit warms my heart, and is also completely unnecessary, so Thank you <3 I mean it.
2022-07-01 03:01:02 +0000 UTC
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No offense to anyone who works at a gas station or T-Mobile, I'm sure you make a magnificent elf
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What a way to commemorate~
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Happy (Belated) Father's Day (Kinda)
Enjoy my unoriginality
Wowza, a place for anon feedback: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeL17IMM0LnTlLd23VnOl-EXVlyJYuodg2Hfv8L3biOeoIWHw/viewform?vc=0&c=0&w=1&flr=0&gx...
You've made my world so warm...
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CW: I advise everyone to read the tags before listening, in case anything mentioned makes you kinda squirrelly
I'm embarrassed, but ultimately, this audio just needed more time. Still could use work, but we're going for it
When the generator wheel landed on this song I thought, "sweet, I know exactly what kinda vibe this gives me", largely because the first time I heard it was when I was in my A...
Hormones are a powerful thing~
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I tried to dip my toes into the "feral" category, but I definitely need more practice, so this is kinda Feral Lite
I planned to leave in more snarls, hissing, etc, but ultimately cut them. I feel like it's easier for men to pull off the animalistic vibe because your growls sound like growls and not like a terrier taking a shit, but maybe that's a me problem.
Something to work on.
Sorry again for any ...
HOKAY
THIS TIME THEY'RE COMING OUT THURSDAY
THE 3 AUDIOS MISSING
ARE RELEASED
THURS
DAY
GODDAMMIT
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Moon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Helping-Hand
2022-06-01 03:58:07 +0000 UTC
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I body surf in the seas of chaos
Which you may not expect from someone who's only gotten ever tipsy twice
SOFT SPOILERS for unreleased audios
Have I impressed you yet?
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Somehow I got it in my head that this had been posted a couple weeks ago
ALSO I thought today was the 30th so THAT'S been fun
Next 3 to be released tomorrow, sorry for the hold up, but they're a'comin'!
Also apologies if the audio sounds hollow and echo-y at points, I spent a big chunk of time trying to fix it to no avail, and multiple recordings had the same result so idfk dude
HWAT AM I DOIN:
2022-06-01 03:43:15 +0000 UTC
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I know I said the last songfic audio would already be out, but I hit a couple big ass blocks with it's production, so it's obviously been delayed while I sort them out. I'm hoping to get it out next week, schedule-willing, but I also wanted to ask for the song inspo for this month.
People were a lot more forthcoming with their suggestions than I expected, so I ended up with a decent number that didn't get factored into last month's options. I'll try upping the number of songs I choose...