I/Me/Myself @ Valley Bar, Phoenix AZ 9.9.22
Hey there folks!
In case you haven't heard, I'm out of videos so I'm pausing billing here starting January 1st so that y'all don't get charged while I put together a new library of content for ya! You don't have to do anything - annual plans will be extended by the amount I'm paused, merch deliveries will be unaffected, and I'll let you know before I re-start billing. During that time you'll still have access to previous posts, but I won't be active here or publishing anything new, so t...
2024-12-19 23:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, hope you're doing well! I'm slowly but surely recovering from the beautiful horror that is touring, and am looking forward to spending 2025 focusing on renewal and creativity. The next couple months, however, I need to take a step back and do some behind-the-scenes tinkering. This means updating how my business operates, locking in what my plans are for touring, and of course updating this Patreon account.
After this month, we are officially out of live videos from 2022....
2024-12-18 19:55:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-12-01 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi there folks!
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2024-12-01 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry folks, getting to the hotel tonight is taking a bit longer than expected! It'll be 9:30pm CST. Sorry for the delay folks!
2024-11-26 00:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there folks,
As most of you know, I had to miss this month's livestream due to a bunch of factors piling on top of me at once. The fact that last month's was a total mess due to me being mid-drive in an RV with no real wi-fi while it was happening makes me doubly determined to make up for the missing one and then some.
So this month's livestream will be 90 minutes instead of the usual hour, and it will be on Monday, 11/25 at 8:30pm CST (that's central time, 9:30pm for Eastern,...
2024-11-22 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostAs you've probably heard, I've cancelled tonight's show in San Diego for health reasons. I'm sorry if you had tickets and were looking forward to the show, you will be refunded soon. The illness my crew and I have been battling since arriving on the west coast has finally gotten on top of me enough where I'm running a fever and simply cannot perform. This tour has been too dense, I've had no time to rest, and doing a two-hour show that involves so much physicality every night is not how you r...
2024-11-18 23:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey there Patreon members!
Attached to this post is a couple of .WAV files of songs at live performances, exclusively for Tier 4 & 5 members! Hope you enjoy the tracks! You folks will be entitled to 2-3 tracks like these every month, so stay tuned for more videos, audio, discounts, and more! Thanks so much for your continued support!
Much love,
-ww
2024-11-15 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostSo that sore throat turned into something else. It's not Covid, we've tested roughly ten thousand and forty five times. We stopped at an urgent care and found it to be similar in vibration to the basement of a building in The Last of Us; more upside-down Macintosh '95s on Amazon Essentials rolling tables crammed into dark crannies than tongue depressors. Maybe the reason the illness went from a throat full of stalactites to a snoot full of goop to a Mojave-Marlboro dry cough in such quick suc...
2024-11-14 21:47:59 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy folks, hope y'all have been well. I know it's only been five days since my last tour diary, but it feels like it's been weeks for me. One airplane flight will often screw up my whole system for days, sometimes weeks. I'm awful frightened by flying, so I need to pill myself to the gills just to muscle through. My only method of dodging the "mean reds" six miles above the planet is the psychiatric equivalent of a lights-out gun-butt to the back of the head: The Valium Nerve Pinch. Even af...
2024-11-10 20:22:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there folks - this month's livestream Q&A is going to be on MONDAY instead of SUNDAY due to my touring schedule - sorry for any inconvenience!
I'll be going live at 6pm EST via the link above on Monday, 11/11/24!
Thanks as always for the support - see you then and there!
2024-11-10 04:35:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I told you all that the Halloween party shows would be different!
For those of you who aren't in the know yet, the big surprise was that I would be playing with a band for the first time since right before the pandemic - making it just under five years since our last public performance, and even longer since our last big headliner. I want to thank everyone who came out for making it such a meaningful experience and such a thrilling reunion. I felt five years younger, felt closer to old...
2024-11-04 22:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostHi there folks!
Here's your monthly merch discount code! It's good for $5 off your whole order!
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2024-11-01 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi there folks!
Here's your monthly merch discount code! It's good for 15% off your whole order!
----------------------------------------------------
TIER45NOV24
Thanks for the support - enjoy!
You're also welcome to use the following code to get free shipping on your order, because there are cases where you'll actually save more money that way!
FREESHIP4524
Just enter the code at checkout when picking up some stuff from willwoodandthetapeworms.bigcar...
2024-11-01 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostI want to share some thoughts about last night, but I'm not sure how. I'm not even sure if I can. I'm starting to suspect that letting people see what's in the sausage isn't good for hot dog PR...
I wouldn't really know what else to write about if I didn't discuss the challenges I face and the work I do, and the ways my efforts fail and succeed. I could talk about the placement of the merch table, our difficulties with City Winery's corporate operations in regards to their contract prac...
2024-10-22 18:02:32 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so.
I've thrown a couple of espresso shots (pre-packaged in the same plastic thimble creamers are) past my uvula, braced my gag reflex, chased it down with the half-splash of Red Bull left in a can I found in the RV refrigerator door, and sat down to try and catch you all up. I hope you'll forgive the half-lucid blubberings of a spiritually exhausted and brain-bogged by-definition-professional musician at the tail end of an unwisely dense run. I need a cigarette, a bong hit, a cou...
2024-10-21 17:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I believe this entry may be a bit on the short side, as the past few days have been a blur. I am struggling to remember which show was which and what happened at each one. I will try to remember some highlights, but I can't make any promises. I made a mistake not giving myself more days off. I am a fool.
I had a day off after Pittsburgh, which I considered, despite the challenges, to be one of my best shows yet.
After St. Louis was Chicago, which I'm told I said was the best show ...
2024-10-18 22:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey there Patreon members!
Attached to this post is a couple of .WAV files of songs at live performances, exclusively for Tier 4 & 5 members! Hope you enjoy the tracks! You folks will be entitled to 2-3 tracks like these every month, so stay tuned for more videos, audio, discounts, and more! Thanks so much for your continued support!
Much love,
-ww
2024-10-18 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post