🎀 You found a sweet lady on an online dating site, but you're in for a surprise. In her dating profile, she has “humans” listed as her favourite food...but wait, what? You had misread it as “hummus?” Oh, dear. Now you’re in her house. It’s OK though, she has no intention of eating you. She just wants some company, and is delighted that you’re so open minded and accepting!!
Script by William (CaptainShotgun)
She asked if you wanted to go camping with her, and you said yes! Enjoy some cuddle time and cookie eating while she calls you senpai 9749732 times 🌝.
2020-10-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHello beauuutiful loves!
There is a high volume of ideas this month (perhaps due to feeling the October inspiration), so there are 7 choices in the poll instead of the usual 5 💕.
Joke submitted with one of the entries: Which spoooooky holiday always starts with a greeting? Hello~ween! (yes I hyperventilate-laughed for quite some time), and whoever put extra thought into their submissions by coming up with puns for audio titles that fit with their plot suggestions, You Are Aweso...
2020-10-18 12:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Our drider friend is back!
You've stayed with her for several months now, because she gets Big Heart Eyes when she sees you and won't let you leave. You suggest a game of chess, and propose some conditions. She agrees, and you play...but can you successfully distract her with enough questions to win the game?
Shout out to CohJeer for the concept behind this audio!
Wishing you lovely beings a blissful weekend =^.^= 💛
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If you wish to listen to the f...
Meet baby Valda!
Mage and Audrey celebrate their anniversary. They've come a long way~ 💕
This is the end of the series! Scott and I would like to thank everyone who has enjoyed Mage and Audrey's story...for laughing, crying, cheering them on, and experiencing their victories along with them!! This has been a huge undertaking and I could not have done it without his scripts. The first episode was released in late 2018, and we have 12 episodes & a bonus in both seasons ...
2020-10-11 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Title: Dandere Bunny Girl Shapeshifter - Camping Under the Stars~
It took her a while to open up to you, but she adores you immensely and the camping trip was actually her idea!
This will be a soft-spoken & whispered audio, with outdoor ambience.
Let me know what kinds of character conversations and plot details you would like to hear, based on the title given above :3
I will choose some of the ideas and write them into the audio.
Hello beautiful beings! I'm sending you all much love and many huggles~ (っ˘ω˘ς )
You are entering to receive the equivalent of a 12-15 minute personalised audio, except this will be posted to YouTube in December 2020 and you will receive a copy of the MP3 in December.
It can be a Christmas/holiday character audio that features holiday celebrations if you so desire, but it can also be absolutely anything else you can conjure up with your imagination.
Conditi...
2020-10-06 10:49:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This is something different from 'the usual~'
The listener is taking a walk in the park when he encounters a woman who is heavily addicted to smoking. She hides it from her family and friends and is ashamed of herself, but cannot find the strength to break free. Can she be convinced otherwise...?
Script: Jordan Edwards
Blog: https://www.jordansgems.com
YouTube: 2020-10-04 12:01:17 +0000 UTC
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Hello, you wonderful people 💗
I can't describe how much I look forward to reading all the creative ideas you send in - it's always exciting to go through the submissions :3
October's Patreon-exclusive audio prompt is "CUTE AND SPOOKY." What kind of character does that make you think of? What would you be doing with them?
I don't know where 2020 went, but we're closing in on Halloween time already 🎃!
Submit your ideas for CHARACTER and PLOT. Be as general, o...
2020-10-02 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Eir finds you, heavily wounded and almost dead, after the chaos of Ragnarök. Now, hundreds of years later, you awaken in a garden sanctuary and the world is no longer the same...
Music: Clusticus The Mistaken, by Doctor Turtle [via freemusicarchive.org]
2020-09-30 06:15:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoops! Looks like the princess doesn't need saving...but you've travelled a long way, and she sees that you're tired. How about spending the night in her castle? She insists. (✿ ꈍ◡ꈍ)
2020-09-26 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Have a great weekend everybody!!! <3
(These are from the most recent audio)
what even are words
Corrin meets the player in a beautiful garden. They chat, and she convinces them to take a nap~
Audio ends: 11:16. Ambience extended for napping time :3
Script and artwork by Static Foxu: https://foxu.carrd.co/
Song: Fire Emblem Heroes Theme
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2020-09-23 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHeyoo~ lovely beings! 😍
The poll is now up. You can cast more than one vote. I appreciate all of your creative story ideas. Happy choosing!
[A] The Sentient A.I.: Once Artificial Intelligence becomes self-aware centuries into the future, it begins to destroy humanity by the millions. But there is one conscience, one lower-class drone that has had just enough time with you to freely think and feel…compassion. T...
2020-09-17 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
MP3 Download: https://tinyurl.com/y6n7lurm
*Note: This is the Five Realms series - it has been renamed to better reflect the journey of Ironheart (the warrior), the central character who interacts with all the beings and creatures in this extended story.
Ironheart, Dojja, and Vidori have arrived at Embasave Ohem, having taken a ferry from Zoem to the shore of Mo...
Title: Sky Castle Princess Puts You to Sleep (with ASMR triggers)
"Greetings, valiant knight. You look travel worn. Your dragon looks tired, too.
What? You have flown all this way, to this floating castle, to rescue me?
I do not need rescuing. Who gave you such an idea?
Oh. You ground dwellers spread such strange rumours.
I am perfectly happy. See? Maybe we can talk about this in the morni...
2020-09-11 12:35:31 +0000 UTC View Post
A brainwashed assassin infiltrates a sacred abbey, with the goal of killing her target. Inside one of the gardens, she finds her target meditating. After observing them for a while, she intentionally reveals herself and challenges her target to a battle. The target acknowledges her presence but refuses to fight back, and their continued refusal to defend themselves while their life is at stake sparks an internal conflict within the mind of the assassin.
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Script: Jordan E...
Hello lovelies! 💛
Topic for this month: APOCALYPSE
This can be any scenario and character interaction you like.
The apocalypse has EITHER:
a) already occurred (and you have been saved by someone/something and taken off-planet), or
b) is about to happen.
This can be completely real world, a combination of real world with fantasy elements, or entirely sci-fi/fantasy.
Suggest a CHARACTER and a STORY LINE...
2020-09-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Mage enjoys breakfast, and reads a special letter. Audrey has an important announcement to make...
Script by: Scott Houston Paterson, https://twitter.com/mythicore
A small game of hide-and-seek chase, followed by something more romantic :3 🌝
2020-08-31 12:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
A man sits outside, gazing at the waves. There's a lot on his mind tonight, but someone is here to comfort him.💕
✏️ Script: The Phoenix Scribe
✏️ Twitter: https://twitter.com/APhoenixScribe?s=09
✏️ YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCawjdxaS6UCXGsydjT6dQ6g
Lullaby: ...
2020-08-25 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You and your best friend are both kitsunes, and she owns a spa out in the Sacred Forest. You've been feeling stressed lately, so you seek her out for a relaxing treatment~ 🌸🍃
2020-08-22 18:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Edit: Apologies for the spammy-o's - here is some clarification: I have misunderstood the copy and it IS possible for current patrons to change to an annual membership (thanks Glace for checking) by going into their edit pledge page (see instructions below). It is also possible to switch currencies in the same way. Sorry for any inconvenience or confusion caused! Have a good week everyone. Sending you all love through the giant love beam <3
Hey loves,
I have so much grati...
2020-08-21 05:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey lovelies,
Gmail, attachments, Drive, and various other Google services have not been working for me since this afternoon. YouTube uploads are also experiencing issues. If you're a patron/writer/friend and have tried to send me something or we are collaborating on something through email, please wait until the issue is resolved by Google, and send the message again.
I am unable to access some of my material / scripts and if I am working on something for you currentl...
2020-08-20 10:22:23 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey everyone, 💛
Thank you for your awesome ideas!
You may cast more than one vote.
[A] THE KIND FAIRY DOCTOR: The Listener awakes at an unknown place and is taken care of by a Fairy Doctor, who has found him lying unconscious in the woods.
[B] WEREWOLF HIDE AND SEEK: A human is attempting to hide from a werewolf who is chasing him. The werewolf's senses are sharp however, and knows where the human hides. She ta...
2020-08-17 18:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
At the end of the last episode, Jim had run off and disappeared into the night...
Now, we find him in the home of a priest. He is attended to by Mylene, the keeper of the shrine.
Script by: Joe E.
Featuring Joe E. as MAN and MALE VOICES, and PotterPointFilms as FATHER ALEXANDER ( https://www.youtube.com/user/PotterPointFilms).
Thank you for your Dragons and Cadences drawings in MS Paint - they are all beautiful works of art and you have made me proud ;v;
Congrats to Phoenix Scribe for being picked in the draw. He has kindly allowed me to share the picture he made!
Have a great weekend everyone and take good care of yourselves. Lots of love~ x
2020-08-15 11:44:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Just had a looong, hard day at work?
Sweet ogre wife is here to cheer you up, and she's made you a whole heap of delicious food!
🟢 Script: William (CaptainShotgun)
🟢 DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/blackmarketfreakshow
🟢 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ca...
2020-08-11 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Title: Mystic Kitsune x Listener - Oriental Spa (with ASMR triggers)
Deep in a sacred forest is a place that has long been lost to humans: a place where kitsunes go, to feel rejuvenated and rested. It is a 'spa,' out in nature.
How fortunate that you are also a kitsune and your best friend, a mystic kitsune, is in charge of the place...
I was thinking of starting this audio with hair washing, a head massage and a facial, and having the mystic kitsune t...
2020-08-07 11:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to this month's community competition!
Task: Draw Cadence with a dragon in Microsoft Paint (or the Mac OS equivalent).
- Do not spend more than 5-10 minutes on this masterpiece
- Draw it with your mouse
- Impress me with your skills
- One entry per person
This is not an art skills contest - everyone who submits will be put in the draw.
Prize: A 5-minute audio of your choice (no NSFW)
Note: ...
2020-08-06 11:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post