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Batman Housewife Catwoman TG 3

Alfred: "Master Bruce?"

Batman: "Al...fred? I...I...need to see Selena. Only she can fix this..."

Alfred: "At what cost?"

Batman: "My dignity..."

Batman Housewife Catwoman TG 2

Catwoman: "Wow. The powers of Iris are more impressive than I even imagined."

Batman: "Wha...what happene...oh my god..."

Catwoman: "Now Batman, settle down. I just want you to follow your own advice for a little while. Be that "proper" girl and I might just be nice to you. Go home, explore your new changes, and come back to me when you're ready to follow my rules."

(Batman runs off in an extremely feminine way)

Henchwoman: "Are you sure we should let him go? It is Bat...

Batman Catwoman Housewife TG 1

Batman: "End this wild life, Selena! You're not wicked. Find a noble life. Settle down. Find a husband. Have children and raise them."

Catwoman: "Oh Batman, is that a noble life? The woman who knows her place. Doesn't ruffle any feathers. I guess only the man can wear a cape and raise hell."

Batman: "That's not what I mean..."

Catwoman: "Perhaps you need a change in perspective."

Batman: "Is that the statue of Iris? Selena, that's..."

Catwoman: "Incredibly p...

Tycoon's Daughter TG

(Stephanie O'Hara, the billionaire tech CEO who's wealth was rivalling Bruce Wayne, and who's stock was rocketing in the business sector, turned from her newest and most prized asset).

Batman: "If you think a new body will stop me, you have another thing coming."

Stephanie O'Hara: "Ha. It's hard to tell whether it is the Batman speaking, or a defiant teenager rebeling against her parents. Accept it Batman, you are and will be my teenage daughter."

Batman: "I'll never cede to...

Batman Imprisoned TG

Servant: "Mistress Desmona, the Batman is resisting his training. He is quite defiant."

Mistress Desmona: "The Batman will not be a problem my dear child. He will be subservient to me just like yourself. Come back at supper, and he will be in your charge and ready to be commanded."

Batman Prostitution Ring TG

Batman: "Gordon! Don't shoot! Please! It's me, Batman!"

Gordon: "Hands on your head girl. You know something about Batman's disappearance? Talk!"

Batman: "The unusual amount of disappearances in the city. They're linked to the increased prostitution. I...me, Batman...I was tracking a pimp down when I got zapped."

Gordon: "If that is you, then why aren't you fighting back."

Batman: "It's the drugs. I'm compelled to obey. And I'm compelled to want to obey."

Wonder Woman Mad Scientist

Mad Scientist: "Are you tired of being told you're uptight? Feeling despondent and often boring? My new machine will bring you to life. All your inhibitions will be released. But don't listen to me. Hear it from Wonder Woman herself."

Wonder Woman: "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The Mr. Scientist man is totally right! I feel sooooooooo crazy! Hahahahaha!

Batman Hooker TG

Cop: "We caught this one in the act. Giving head to some guy in the alleyway."

Batman: "You don't understand. I need to speak to Gordon. If I don't meet my quota this is permanent. I'm Batman!"

Cop: "This one's crazy. But don't worry sweetcheeks, I'll fill your quota by filling your mouth...(cop unzips)"

(Batman proceeds to go down on the officer).

Cop: "What's your name again? Say it!"

Batman (gurgling): "I'm Bwatmwan"

Batman Housewife TG 5

(The Stepford Wife walks Batman down the hallway, leading the Dark Knight to his new husband).

The Stepford Wife: "You seem nervous, Batman."

Batman: "I'm sorry Madame Stepford. I just hope my husband is handsome. And I can be a proper Stepford wife."

The Stepford Wife: "I can assure you, he is pleased. In fact, he specifically requested you."

Batman: "He did? Oh Madame Stepford, I have so many questions..."

The Stepford Wife: "Well, well, it is time...you may sa...

Batman Housewife TG 4

Stepford Trainer: "Excellent Batman! You've once again mastered your training. That's a A in shopping. Just like your training in Manners, Cooking and Baking, and Hosting. I think you're ready."

Batman: "You mean, you've found a husband for me?"

Stepford Trainer: "We have Batman."

(The other girls surround Batman to congratulate him as he and they giggle in excitement and hold hands)

Batman Housewife TG 3

Batman: "You...you wont get away with this."

The Stepford Wife: "Oh pish posh Batman. Look at you now. You are completely de-mascunalized. You are no longer the Dark Knight. Now sleep my dear. Your programming will begin when you sleep."

Batman: "So...sleepy...I can't keep my eyes open..."

The Stepford Wife: "Sleep my dear. I am here with you."

Batman Housewife TG 2

Batman: "Impossible. How did you do this?"

The Stepford Wife: "Welcome to the Stepford Life, Batman."

Batman: "My desire to fight back...fading...I'm..."

The Stepford Wife: "You're mine"

Batman Housewife TG 1

Batman: "We need to get you out of here now! There's no time to waste. You're men. You need to remember..."

The Stepford Wife: "Well, well, well. It's the Batman. Try to take what is mine and you will only become mine."

Batman: "You'll find that it won't be as easy to ensnare me in your game."

The Stepford Wife: "Oh, I beg to differ. I think I can do it in a SNAP"

Batman BBW Gordon TG 5

BatMite: "You're pregant!"

Batman: "You didn't..."

BatMite: "I actually didn't! But you and Gordon couldn't be separated yesterday. This wasn't my plan!"

Batman: "I can't change back. I need to give birth to the child..."

BatMite: "Children..."

Batman: "What?"

BatMite: "Well, I spy with my little eye that your belly will be full with...triplets."

Batman: "..."

BatMite: "Three future detectives...three new costumed heroes...three new (Batman scow...

Batman BBW Gordon TG 4

Batman: "What happened...the donuts...something in them..."

BatMite: "Well you and the Commish had quite the night. The chemistry between the two of you is just electric. And when you said "pigs" I just couldn't resist. Didn't think you'd eat the whole baker's dozen!"

Batman: "You need to change me back...please..."

BatMite: "Well about that...I was intending to...but..."

Batman BBW Gordon TG 3

Detectives: "Hey Bats! Welcome to the police force. Didn't think you'd have to start your way from the bottom did ya?"

Batman (to himself): This is a nightmare. He's made me a junior member of the police force. BatMite's compelled me to follow the rules and I'm not on crime duty, just secretarial work for these pigs. Just need to push through. Get this gift to Gordy and be done with...wait...no...he's cued up a mental change...my woman parts...ohhhhhh Gordy..."

Batman BBW Gordon TG 2

BatMite: "He's sad, Batman! A hero makes sacrifices! Do it for your old friend Gordy! I promise you'll love what I have planned!"

Batman: "That's the fear. You're always trouble. You want me to bring him a gift? That's it? I doubt it. And it's out of character. I would never do that."

BatMite: "You wouldn't! But I have a solution! Don't be you!!!!!"

Batman: "No, don't you dare change..."

ZAP!!!!

Batman BBW Gordon TG 1

Gordon: "You think he's in on it?"

Batman: "If trafficking is involved, the Penguin isn't far behind."

Gordon: "Gotham never rests. I don't have enough cigarettes in the pack to deal with it."

Batman: "Drop the habit Jim."

Gordon: "Suppose I can't offer you...(looks back and sees Batman has disappeared)...one.)

(Meanwhile, BatMite stands on a ledge listening in)

BatMite: "What a connection these two have! A match made in heaven!"

Batman Old Man's Girl TG

The Manipulator: "That's it, Batman. Continue to sleep. Right now your mind is being filled with pure pleasure. You are a beautiful young woman. Taken care of and protected by a generous old man. Everything is so peaceful, just like you when you sleep. And when you wake, the dream will be a reality. A reality you're addicted to."

Batman Captive TG

The Kidnapper: "There we go, Batman. The serum has done its work. You are now just like the other captives."

Batman: "Mphhhhphpmhphppphhhhhh!!!!"

The Kidnapper: "You are intelligent enough to know that I know your struggles are merely for show. You are helpless, and, my pretty prize...you are scared."

(Batman stops struggling briefly and gives worried eyes, unintentionally letting out a worried moan).

Batman Bunnygirl TG 5

Customer: "So you were the Batman?"

Batman: "I was. But I'm a bunnygirl now. Don't worry. I'm harmless and I need the cash or the Penguin will punish me. Just remember that you have me for a night. But...I'm Crusher and Bruiser's girl always..."

Batman Bunny Girl TG 4

Penguin: "How did you enjoy your time with Crusher and Bruiser, Bats? They live up to their names, eh?"

Batman: "Ye...yes...Mr. Cobblepot. Th...th...thank you Mr. Bruiser and Mmmm...Mr. Crusher...for...for...filling me with...your...fluids."

Penguin: Come now, Bats, ready to be my workin' girl and make me some money?"

Batman: "Yes, sir, Mr. Cobblepot...anything...just please don't hurt me..."

Batman Bunny Girl TG 3

Batman: "The changes are real. I'm fully a woman. And he's left me in this room for days. Letting me stew. What's worse, the changes must be mental too. I'm too scared to escape. He must have some stronger version of Crane's fear toxin."

(There is a knock on the door that startles Batman who jumps).

Batman: "Who...who is it?"

Penguin: "Get dressed BatBunny! Or don't! We need you ready to perform tonight. My henches will break you in. You remember them don't you? I think you ...

Batman Bunny Girl TG 2

Batman: "Eeeeeeeeepppppp!!!! What did you do to me! Unhand me now!"

Penguin: "Never thought I'd be mandhandlin' ya like this, Bats? You're no Bat now, just a bunny. And proud new employee of the Iceberg Lounge."

Batman: "I'll never work for you!"

Penguin: "I don't think you're in a position to argue there. Let's get you to your orientation."

(Batman is dragged away helplessly)

Batman: "Let me go you brute!"

Batman Bunny Girl TG 1

Batman: "How is this possible? How did you get so strong?"

Penguin: "Am I getting stronger? Or are you getting weaker? Haha! You haven't noticed the changes yet. Don't worry, in just a few seconds you won't be able to miss'em!"

Batman Old Man's Girl TG 2

Batman: "Hmmmmm...what happened....mmmmmm...where...am...I?

Doctor: "How do you feel, Batman?"

Batman: "Mmmmmmm...I feeel sooooo gooooodddd...but who are you....mmmmmmm...soooo goooooodddd."

Doctor: "That's excellent, Batman. You've been administered a special pleasure serum...the strongest of its kind. The drugs will keep you subdued, compliant and suggestive. We still have a long ways to go before you join the other girls and meet the boss, but the scans show that you are ...

Batman Old Man's Girl TG 1

Woman: "Hello Batman, we thought we'd make this easier on you. My boss is extremely interested in you. So instead of you having to find the missing girls, we'll bring you right to them."

Batman: "And you think I'll just walk into your trap?"

Woman: "Well, you'll more fall into it. You see, you looked into my eyes. And you now realize it. You're mesmerized. Can't move. Entranced. Now a little magic dust will knock you out for the ride."

(The woman blows the dust in Batman's f...

Batman Mayor's Wife TG 4

Mayor Hill: "Stunning. It's still so hard to believe that the grandmother before me is the Batman. Go ahead Batman, you may speak freely."

Batman: "Hamilton...you monster. I'm in the body of the most vile politician in America. She's a neo-Nazi and..."

Mayor Hill: "Correction. You're a neo-nazi. In moments, you'll be spouting all of her rhetoric. And then you'll smile, raise my hand, and kiss me. Now get dressed. I'll rip off your clothes and fuck you later when we celebrate our v...

Batman Mayor's Wife TG 3

Scientist: "Come now, this way, Batman. That's it."

Batman: "Where is...Hamilton?"

Scientist: "Don't worry, you'll see your husband soon. We just want to do a few checks to see that you're ready. It's an important week for you and Mr. Hill. The election is in a matter of days. So first, can you tell us your name?"

Batman: "Jillian Miller-Hill."

Scientist: "And your age?"

Batman: "57"

Scientist: "And what is your profession Ms. Miller-Hill?"

Batman: "I...

Batman Mayor's Wife TG 2

Mayor Hill: "He looks the same!"

Scientist: "I assure you Mr. Mayor, there has been tremendous progress. The Batman is in stasis right now, and completely harmless. The chemicals and sensory signals are doing there work. He is being re-calibrated this moment and our scans show that he is accepting the new programming just like our previous test subjects. When awoken, he will be compelled to obey the script of his new persona. He will talk and act just as he is supposed to. Of course, on...