Nightwing: "I'm in Ivy's lair...and I'm pale. I'm...Harley?"
Mr. Mxyptlk: "Train's leaving the station Nighty. Take it or leave it. Or do you want to go back to being a horny crocodile? Maybe a murderous scarecrow?"
Nightwing: "I'll take it! I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it!"
2023-09-05 03:28:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Nightwing: "I'm...I'm green? What is the meaning of this? What am I? What's that rumbling sound? Oh no. You wouldn't...not."
Killer Croc: "You look....hmmmmm....tasty."
Nightwing: "Get away from me...Mxy...you wouldn't...this is obscene...wait, why am I feeling so...hot...No...I'm in heat..."
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "I think you'd like this one! But we have one more caption to go!"
Nightwing: "What?"
Mr. Mxyptlk: "Nevermind. 5th Dimension stuff..."
2023-09-05 03:21:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "Nightmare!"
Nightwing: "Crane's girlfriend? This is sickening! Together we'll poison all of Gotham! Everyone will fear us! Fear will rule the day! Beware the Scarecrow's! HAHAHA!"
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "Geez. This doesn't sound like fun at all! I hate it when they're too into it."
2023-09-05 03:09:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Nightwing: "Mxy, end this now! I'm...I'm enjoying this too much. He wants me to infect all of Gotham. And I find it so...hilarious!"
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "Well, Joker already has a belle. So let's try something else shall we! You're not a punchline, you're more of a..."
2023-09-05 00:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Nightwing: "Give them up now Joker! I don't know how you did what you did but I'm not joking around!"
Joker: "Don't blame me Nighty! I'm just reaping the rewards!"
(Nightwing corners the Joker and looks menacing as Joker continues backing up)
Joker: "I...I...know you're not joking..."
(Mr Mxyzptlk appears)
Mxy: "You're the Punchline!"
2023-09-04 03:18:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Superman (singing): "Joker, Joker man. I want to be with Joker man!"
Joker: "And soon, everyone will be! The little do-hickey remotes are being mass produced! Even your old flame Lois is a Joker girl now. And Bats, good thing you convinced me to spare him. He's so much better this way."
Superman: "And you get to be a Joker girl, and you get to be a Joker girl. It's our biggest giveaway! Everyone gets to be a Joker girl!"
2023-08-25 03:28:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Joker: "Oh Soupsy! Can you do me a little small favor please? Oh wait, of course you can. You have to do everything I say. And do it with a smile. Another wonderful caveat I added."
Superman: "What can I do for you J-Man?"
Joker: "Can you finish off the Batty Man for me?"
Superman (with a wide grin): "Anything for ya' J-Man."
Superman: "Joker, don't you even dare attempt anything. I'll squash you like a..."
Joker: "Oh now that is a funny joke! I heard everything. You have no powers and are obedient to the person with this do-hicky. And it looks like I'm the person with this do-hicky. So we'll unlock those powers of yours in a minute. But Batty was right. Let's fix the wardrobe shall we? Say yes please!"
Superman: "Yes, Joker."
2023-08-25 03:10:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Superman: "I'm a woman? I'm powerless!"
Batman: "You needed a cover where no one will suspect that you were ever Superman. Of course, your current attire will need to go. Essentially, your powers are not accessible, so you are a normal woman. And that's what you will need to be. The remote makes you obedient to the owner's requests. You will be a normal girl, Clark. You attend Gotham University and have a part-time job at the Walgreens across from the campus."
Joker: "Boring! Supe...
2023-08-25 03:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Superman: "Bruce, don't do this."
Batman: "I'm sorry Clark, but it's for the safety of Earth. You're a good man, but your power is too threatening. If someone wields it, that could mean armaggedon. This is the only way. The sensor will contain you from using your powers. You'll need to be hidden. In a way no one could ever find you. And should the worst happen, and you are in danger, this remote will allow me to enter your consciousness and instruct you through the threat."
Superm...
2023-08-25 02:52:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Mxyptlk: "Just checking in on my favourite superhero!"
Superman: "Mxy! I'm...I'm good. It's a good life. You made me love him, but even if you didn't, I...I think I would anyway? Maybe I always did. Thank you...thank you for my family."
Mr. Mxyptlk: "I feel like Santa on Lexmas morning!"
2023-08-24 17:53:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "Darkseid always did have dreamy eyes!"
Superman: "There were eyes of death! The power, it's consuming me. Together, as his bride, we could not only rule Apokolips, but the universe! No, no...Mxyzptlk. This transformation will lead to utter destruction. Change me before I fully embrace it."
Mr. Mxyptlk: "You did say anything Lady D. Next one is for keeps! Capiche?"
Superman: "I accept. Just not this."
2023-08-24 17:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr Mxyzptlk: "And snap! Supes is awake!"
Superman: "I...Where?"
General Zod: "You are with me my love. That is what matter."
Superman: "It worked."
General Zod: "It did. Everything as we hoped."
Superman: "No. I mean Mxyzptlk. He changed me. Oh no. I'm Fiora Hu-ul. I'm your..."
General Zod: "Wife. And the end if nigh. The Doomsday missile is in place. Our vision will be..."
Superman: "Mxyzptlk, stop this now! Anything but this!"
Mr. Mxyptlk: "An...
2023-08-23 15:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Superman: "End this now Mxyzptlk! Change Batman back to his former self and save yourself from another defeat!"
Mxy: "Oh Superman! I'm just out here giving Bats what he really wants. Ask him, errr, her, yourself."
(Superman turns to see the transformed Batman shooting a laser from his now trusted umbrella).
Batman: "WAH! Got him! Remember Mxy, don't hurt him. Just remove him as a threat to me and Oswald."
Mxy: "Sure thing Ms. C.! Supes will learn to love his enemies ju...
2023-08-23 03:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "WAH! Superman will come for me Mxy! He won't let this stand!"
Mxy: "And? Go ahead, say it Batman. Or is it Ms. Cobblepot now?"
Batman: "WAH! You, you need to stop him."
Mxy: "Oh what love will do! You got it my "little" Penguin."
2023-08-23 03:10:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Milkman: "Well, well, well...it looks like even the Dynamic Duo take a little milk in their coffee..."
Batman: "Gotham's milk supply, that's how you did it, you tainted it. That means all of Gotham is..."
Milkman: "Just like you. In a matter of moments all of Gotham will be harmless, obedient, milking girls under my control. You're my property now. And you're gonna make me rich. Now get to your milking stations."
Batman and Robin: "Moooo. mooooo, moooooooooooo."
2023-08-16 03:21:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Queen Minerva: "Yes Batman, magic has always been your weakness. And your lack of respect for it has put you in quite the predicament. You will make a perfect addition to my Queens Guard. My sorcercess will make you loyal to only me."
Batman: "Protect the Crown. Protect the Crown with sword and shield."
2023-08-16 02:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Woman (coming through with static on Batman's comm): "Welcome to Planet Femdomia Batman. I'm sure this is a shock for you, but we had no choice but to transport you here given the potential threat you would have posed had you discovered us before we discovered you. As you can see, our atmosphere changes every organism to female."
Batman: "You've done something else, I feel so..."
Woman: "Submissive? Scared? Our planet is not kind to former males. You will all become precisely the ...
2023-08-13 03:29:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Two Face: "Batman, that's really you? Step aside and let the men talk. Bane and I need to settle a few turf disputes."
Batman: "No one talks to Bane without dealing with me first. And if you think I can't lay a beating on you like before than think again. Thanks to my husband, I'm ten times stronger than I ever was as a man. The venom pours through my veins with an accelerated dosage."
Two Face: "And a hundred times more cute, doll."
Batman: "Call me doll again and I'll make...
2023-08-09 02:48:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The transformation, it's irreversible. The collar, it is keeping me in this place. The only saving grace is they don't know I'm Batman. I need to find a way out. But the suggestions are everywhere. Affecting my psyche. The commands feel so...right. My cause being replaced by Lady Emerald's cause. She doesn't feel like my enemy. She...is she?...she's the hero women need. She's the hero...I need."
2023-08-05 02:34:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Emerald: "Oh Brucie. Playing with women's hearts has its consequences. At FemdomFuture we aim to rid the world of toxic males who see women as objects and playthings. With your rap sheet, you're due for a major rehabilitation program."
Bruce: "You don't know who you're dealing with. I'll..."
Emerald: "All you billionaire celebrity types think you're so special. Money and prestige won't help you now. But don't worry, you'll see things much more clearly when you wake."
2023-08-05 02:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The venom. It's a different composition. You made me a..."
Bane: "A clear inferior. The Batman is a symbol. Your masculine drive brought out rage and unmatched obsession. You were worthy. But now, look at you. You are no Batman. More importantly, you know it. I defeated you. You know this is true. As I've proven my superiority, you know what you must do. Submit."
(Batman kneels to Bane with his head down).
2023-08-05 00:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Bane: "I thought I broke you before, but I misjudged. I beat you. But I didn't take away what really drives you. This time I won't make the same mistake. That DRIVE, it won't live in a vessel that can't contain it."
Batman: "You won't win this time Bane. I have everything...UGH!"
Bane: "Foolish Batman. I already injected you with the venom. Brains will win the day, not braun."
2023-08-04 03:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Mad Hatter: "So you know what made you what you are?"
Batman: "It was the tea, of course."
Mad Hatter: "And yet, my dear Batman, you continue to drink."
Batman: "I cannot do otherwise."
Mad Hatter: "May I fill your cup Ms...Wayne is it?"
Batman: "Indeed it is. If you would be so courteous, yes, thank you."
Mad Hatter: "Welcome to Wonderland Ms. Wayne."
Batman: "A pleasure and a sight to behold, Mr. Hatter."
2023-08-02 14:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman (answers door): Diana, Clark, come in quickly. I'll explain everything. We don't have much time...my, my husband will be home soon.
2023-08-02 14:13:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Fairy Godmother: "No longer do you resemble the famed crimefighter feared by all."
Batman: "My body swells mother. It is nearly time. I dedicate my first and all future litters to you. I hope my swine can serve you well."
Fairy Godmother: "And they will. With your constant production, I will produce an unmatched army!"
2023-08-02 03:40:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "No. Midnight. It's too late. The transformation becomes complete..."
Fairy Godmother (only her voice is heard): "And permanent Batman. Welcome. You are my newest addition."
Batman (with a snarling voice): "N...aghhh!!! Yes, my Godmother!
2023-08-02 03:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Maya: "That lucky Timmy. Hope he doesn't mind a dunce. Brucie has been dusting that same vase for two hours."
2023-07-25 03:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Warper (on screen): "So are you sufficiently pleased with my services?"
Maya: "I couldn't have asked for a better job. To think this was once the most powerful man in Gotham? The billionaire and the Bat. How do you feel Batman?"
Batman: "My name's Rosita silly! I work for the B-Man. But his name is Timmy. Oops! That's supposed to be a secret! Don't tell Timmy I told you! I don't want him to be mad at me. There's no hanky panky if he is!
2023-07-25 03:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "What are you doing to m....AGHHHHH!!!!!"
Maya: "Just a little bimbofication. This should appropriately fry those brain cells and condition you to be horny and obediant."
Batman: "Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
2023-07-25 03:14:08 +0000 UTC View Post