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Batman Fat and Gassy TG 6

Batman: "I need to get out. If this continues I'm bound to...(big fart)...get pregnant...if I'm not already."

Batman Store Mannequin TG

PJ Peckerman: "He looks just perfect. You posed him perfectly. He'll model our newest line of purses and products. Thousands will walk by daily, and no one will ever suspect that it's Batman!"

Batman Fat and Gassy TG 5

Batman: "You've kept me here for...(Batman pauses as he can't help but let out a juicy fart)...ugh...days. Take me, please, Oswalt, I can't take anymore."

Penguin: "The code to the Batcave and Wayne safe?"

Batman: "0223454348. Now please."

Penguin: "Come here, toots. Let's make some babies."

Batman: "Take me you bastard."

Batman Fat and Gassy TG 4

Henchman: "Look who I got, Boss! It's the Bat...er...man. I swear it's like he was tryin' to get caught."

Penguin: "That's because he was. I coulda' kept you when I captured ya' before but I wanted you to give in to me. Isn't it glorious. The Bat is wild for me."

Henchman: "Careful, Boss. She stinks like anything. My eyes a'been waterin' since I picked her up."

Batman (lets out massive fart): FARRRRRRRTTTTTTT "Just take me you, pig. Now, I need it now..."

Penguin: "Loc...

Batman Fat and Gassy TG 3

Alfred (through intercom): "Perhaps...sir...you should end the chase."

Batman: "I...I...I can't do this anymore. I couldn't subdue a 9th grader stealing trading cards. I'm not feared anymore. I'm his running joke."

Alfred: "What are you saying, sir?"

Batman: "He's won. I can't be the Batman anymore. I'm just a victim like all the others."

Batman Fat and Gassy TG 2

Alfred: "Still no progress on a cure, Master Bruce. I'm sorry. It appears you will be stuck like this for quite some time at least."

Batman: "The longer this goes, the bigger I'll get. I'm expanding at astonishing rate."

Alfred: "I'm afraid your, er, new diet isn't helping, sir."

Batman: "The changes, they're more than physical. I've tried, but I can't stop eating. Worse is that there's been a new trend with the infected. Many of the men are turning female."

Alfred: "D...

Batman Fat and Gassy TG 1

Penguin: "How fitting Bats. With the prick in the bum we just gave ya, you'll be infected just like half of Gotham! Everyone is repulsed by how I look? Now you'll all be fat, disgusting animals, including their once big time hunk hero!"

Batman: "Mphhhhhhh"

Penguin: "Get a good look, Gotham! Soon you're Dark Knight will be waddling from rooftop to rooftop, probably searching for food! If you don't see him, you'll probably smell him!"

Batman Goblin Slave TG 5

Batman: "Foolish Gothamites. They cannot resist me. Little do they know that everytime they give into me, they inch closer to their doom. Another of my children to cause their doom. Another step forward to accomplish my master's purpose."

Batman Goblin Slave TG 4

Demon Queen: "Foolish Batman. The serum not only changes your composition, but it makes you irrevocably loyal to me. You will now obsess with your new purpose, searching in the night for a man to impregnate you. And your offspring will become my army, one that will overtake your precious Gotham, with your approval because it pleases me."

Batman Goblin Slave TG 3

Demon Queen: "The final step. Drink and become mine forever. Do you accept, Batman?"

Batman: "I will honor my word and my duty to Gotham."

(Batman drinks).

Batman Goblin Slave TG 2

Batman: "My body! You never said anything about gender. Why?"

Demon Queen: "As per our agreement. I will honor my word. If I will no longer transform Gothamites into my arm, then I must breed them. You are the final transformation. From now on, my army will be birthed."

Batman: "You're mad!"

Demon Queen: "You wish to negate the agreement, Batman?"

Batman: "Proceed as you will."

Demon Queen: "A wise choice, Batman, Mother of the Goblin Race."

Batman Goblin Slave TG 1

Demon Queen: "Batman, you've arrived. This act reeks of desperation."

Batman: "Stop this. Nearly half of Gotham has been transformed into your grotesque goblin army."

Demon Queen: "Your hasty arrival. You are of the half then Batman? You cannot stop the changes."

Batman: "My body. I feel it. Time is running out. What do you want?"

Demon Queen: "The Dark Knight. Out of options. Resorts to negotiation. Luckily, I can be merciful. My army is too weak. I require a strong h...

Batman Harley's Outfit 6

Harley: "We just hit 3 banks tonight and Bats couldn't do a thing. But I'm horny and he's really horny so if you want us you got us!"

Ivy: "Warming him up before the Joker gets sadistic with him?"

Harley: "Bats will definitely need a dry cleaning after Mr. J's done with him."

(Batman can only moan)

Batman: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Batman Harley's Outfit 5

Harley: "Oh Bats! So helpless. Just along for the ride. Nothing gets me off more than a heist. Except when you're by my side. It's making me so wet. And that means it's making you wet too!!!!"

Batman: "MPPHHPHPHHHHMMMMMPPPHHHH"

Batman Harley Outfit 4

Harley: "Or may the question is 'who to wear?' Hahahahaha! It's a win-win for everyone though Bats! My witchy friend tells me that you feel every sensation I feel and you're EXTRA sensitive. On every heist you'll feel every thrill. And every Mr. J touch will have you feeling soaked!"

Batman: "Mpmpmpppmmmppmppmpphhh!!!!"

Harley: "Sorry, got a wedge you know where!"

Batman Harley's Outfit 3

Harley: "Hmmmm, what to wear, what to wear."

Batman Harley's Outfit 2

Batman: "Your chaos needs to stop!"

Witch: "Oh my fun is just beginning. And now I have a new purpose for you my creeping Batman. With my power, I decree that you will forever protect my beautiful Harley from all peeping Tom's or Bruce's or Batman's! To the hip you'll be joined...abra cadabra now shoo!!!"

Batman: "Whatever you have planned I'll...ahhhhhhh!"

Batman Harley's Outfit 1

Batman: "Harley! Where is the witch you're working with? This madness needs to stop!"

Harley: "Geez Bats! Don't you knock you creep! I'm naked here! She's not gonna like that!"

(Only the witch's voice is heard)

Witch: "Oh not at all. We'll have to teach Batman a lesson."

Batman and Robin Exotic Dancers TG

Boss: "Alright Dynamic Duo...be dynamic."

Batman: "The spell wears off in 72 hours. And when it does you're gonna pay."

Boss: "Yeah, maybe. But that just means I'll have to make the most of those 72 hours, Bats. When you're done your shift, come meet me in my private office. He..he..he.."

Batmom TG

Batman: The kidnapper has been subdued. Now I just need to get the child. Parents are still missing. No traces yet.

Girl (in wardrobe): "Mommy's all done counting! Here she comes!"

Batman: "Come out, Veronica. It's Batman. I'm here to rescue you."

(Batman opens the wardrobe door)

Girl: "Hehe. Oh silly mommy! You're not Batman. Hehe!"

Batman: "I...Wh..."

Batman Nerd TG 6

Gordon: "Thank you for doing this with me. I guess we're done with rooftops and secret meetings. Oh well, I won't miss you disappearing on me."

Batman: "I wouldn't think of it. And in my condition, I don't think I'd get very far."

Batman Nerd TG 5

Girl (formerly Commissioner Gordon): "Everyone else changed back. Why did we stay stuck?"

Batman: "It wasn't random. The witch but us in bodies that were having...intercourse. Knowing that the impregnation will alter the body and make the change permanent. We're stuck like this. It's my fault. I couldn't tell Howard to stop."

Gordon: "You need to find that witch. You're still Batman!"

Batman: "I...I...I don't feel like...him. I'm more Monica Van Ginkel than Bruce Wayne. I ca...

Batman Nerd TG 4

Batman: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh Howard!

(No! Wait, why do I know his name? This life, it feels, it feels like I've lived it. My old self feels so distant).

Howard: "Class in five. Gotta wrap this up. You know the deal. I fuck you and you give me your science paper."

Batman: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh! On the desk. Ohhhhhhhhhh!"

Batman Nerd TG 3

Witch: "A man? A woman? A princess? A prude? What new form will the Batman exude?"

Batman: "Stop this.....Ahhhhhh!!!!"

Batman Nerd TG 2

Witch: "Oh, Batman. You've arrived. But moments too late. And a change for Gotham, and you, awaits!"

Batman: "Stop this nonsense witch! My body...it's too late...what have you done?"

Batman Nerd TG 1

Witch: "Exem Dunum Vaday! May all of Gotham be under my spell. Who you were is not who you are. Live a new life for Halloween. Not a costume, it's a new skin and more. Be a new you, but beware, for you might just be forevermore!"

Batman Ghost TG Cover: An Eternal Love

Batman Ghost TG 8

Mr. Marchcliffe: "Goodnight darling. May you sleep with dreams of heaven"

Batman: "Gregory, if I may, might I request, we share our quarters tonight."

Batman Ghost TG 7

Batman: "He does love her. And he waits to love me in the same way. I can't lie anymore. An eternity to accept rather than resist seems more purposeful. This is my eternity. Embrace it. And let his love fill the void that the Bat once occupied."

Batman Ghost TG 6

Batman: "5 years I've wandered these grounds. Memories of being Batman, of even being a man, feel so distant. But I still remember what it feels like to have purpose. Here, I am aimless. Gregory, he still tries as hard as he did when he changed me. I find my anger, subsiding with time. He is a good man. And misguided? I know what this wandering can do. Can I blame him?"