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Batman Attitude TG

Alfred: "Master Bruce..."

Batman (sharply): "What!"

Alfred: "Apologies Master. But your exam is starting soon and you need to be at the Gotham High imminently. You must keep up appearances so long as the body swap continues."

Batman: "Ugh! Fine! Like I'm going now! Keep an eye on that evil bitch inhabiting my body. She's going to ruin the entire identity of Batman."

Alfred: "Language Master."

(Alfred's fears were becoming more and more justified with every conver...

Batman Toyman's Toy TG

Batman (in his head): "Finally managed to get this toy walkie talkie to send out a transmission. Need to reach Gordon to send help , raid the residence and find me in this twisted dollhouse."

Operator: "911 dispatch. Please state your location and emergency."

Batman: "A tiny house fit for a mouse! Hehe."

Batman (in his head): "No! A voice box. I can only speak nonsense!"

Operator: "Excuse me Miss? Please state your emergency followed by your location."

Batman: "M...

Batman Hooker Body Swap TG

Trafficker 1: "So you swapped Batman with the most used hooker in Gotham?"

Trafficker 2: "That's right. Batman's secret identity is out! He's Luxxy Lisbon."

Trafficker 1: "When he wakes up he's..."

Trafficker 2: "The drugs I injected in him were laced with Bane's venom. The addictive properties are enhanced beyond any human's resistance, even Batman's. He's nothing but a junkie now. And if he causes any trouble, he knows we know his old identity."

Trafficker 1: "And he...

Batman Transport TG

Smuggler: "He's all ready for transport. He'll be out till arrival. American girls are extremely popular in Kazakhstan, Batman. Enjoy your new life and make us some money."

Batman Babysitter TG 5

Batman: "You little twit! When I get my hands on you I'm gonna...what? You want me to still go to the party? Mom and dad grounded me so looks like your plan failed...look out the window? Why?...you didn't! You sent Matt Sierra here? Oh god, he's sneaking up here!"

Batman Catwoman's Daughter TG 5

Catwoman: "Batman! Your grades! You're failing! You're the smartest detective in the world."

Batman: "I was the smartest man in the world. Like what's the point of doing these stupid classes? I'm just an ugly, chubby nobody who can't stop you. Your heists pay for everything so I don't like, need a job. Can I go to my room now? I'm missing the live stream."

Batman Catwoman's Nerdy Daughter TG 4

Batman: "The magic is too strong. I can't break it. It's made me...not Batman. Whenever I try to find out a way I distracted playing League. Sigh. Maybe I am just Wendy Kyle, grade A loser."

Batman Catwoman's Nerdy Daughter TG 3

Batman: "Mom...errr...Selina...what did you do to me? I'm..."

Catwoman: "No longer a threat."

Batman: "But...but...I'm still Batman...I'm...why do I feel so..."

Catwoman: "Meek? Docile? Lazy?"

Batman: "Why don't I know what to do?"

Catwoman: "That's the conditioning. You failed Batman. And you'll always be a failure. Now, do as your mother says. Go to your room."

Batman Catwoman's Nerdy Daughter TG 2

Catwoman: "Look at those cheekbones, the artifact is already doing its work. Now, we'll need to give you a whole new persona, something that will keep you completely hidden from the suspicion of your friends. Hmmmm, how about Wendy Kyle? The opposite of Batman, unfit and useless. You lack the ambition to escape your condition. You're just a typical lowly Gothamite girl living in mom's basement with no prospects. That should keep you out of the public eye."

Batman Catwoman's Nerd Daughter TG 1

Catwoman: "Oh Batman, you've been fun. And quite the adversary. But this is where it ends. You see, I just can't have you interfering with my plans."

Batman: "What did you do to me? I can't move. Completely frozen."

Catwoman: "Just a little magic from a special artifact I stole. Here, just rest Batman. It'll be an long transition."

Batman Krypto TG

Batman: "Need to get out of here...warn the others...UGH!...No, what is that...

Executive: "I don't think you'll be leaving anytime soon, Batman. You're now a product of FantasyCore. And this Krypto device works much like Kryptonite does on Superman, but is targeted at humans. We will control the device to make you weak, cause you pain and control your brain signals when we need to. You will soon be nothing but a pleasure bot."

Batman Foreign Exchange TG

(The transformed Batman is startled to see that his sidekick Robin has tracked down his whereabouts after having disappeared weeks ago)

Robin: "Batman?"

Batman: "Robin, please no. You not understand. He make me foreign exchange student. I must...how you say...fuck boy...or stay like girl forever."

Batman Kidnapped TG 2

Abductor: "That's right. And you're going to say yes."

Batman: "And why would I do that?"

Abductor: "Well, look at you Batman. You came in a strong, indomitable more than man and now you're nothing but a weak and helpless mother. If you could stop things, you would've have stopped it from getting this far.

Batman: "Grrrrr..."

Abductor: "And while you might be stubborn, you will agree to marry me. You will forfeit all of your money...but don't worry, you can keep your ...

Batman Kidnapped TG 1

Girl: "You were supposed to rescue me, Batman! How did you let him do this to you? You're just as helpless as me and no one would ever recognize you for anyone other than my mom!"

Batman: "Hush! He was more powerful than I anticipated. Did he tell you anything? Why would he transform me into your mother?"

Girl: "Because my mother is worth millions and he's looking to cash in."

Batman: "And what would him transforming me accomplish?"

Girl: "Well, my mother wouldn't marr...

Batman No Resist TG

Batman: "You're right that these pheromones are way more potent than Ivy's and I need to have you right now, but I'll find a way eventually. And when I do...ahhhh...more in that spot...yes...yes...yes...you're gonna pay. Now come here and take me...

Batman Alice TG 6

Batman: "The portal is open. The Robin is dead. The Master's plan is perfect, those who fail to see it meet dread."

Batman Alice TG 5

Alice: "A toast to the most special man in Wonderland. Our dearest and most hospitable Mr. Hatter! I apologize profusely for not being myself earlier. This tea party has made me realize who I really am. Alice I will always be. Wonderland will always be my home. And soon, under the vision of my master, it will be the home of all citizens of Gotham."

Bunny Rabbit: "The tea's done the trick, the Bat's lost his wits!"

Batman Alice TG 4

Batman: "The whole woods are watching, they sense my escape. But what I fear most is Hatter's intense gaze. There's no question he is god supreme here, and, I, am swept up in his fantasy. His hold on me is impossible to deny, but he intends to transport all of Gotham here. I can no longer revel in this dream at the expense of those I swore to protect."

Hatter: "Alice, oh Alice...time for tea! YOU'RE LATE!"

Batman: "Terribly sorry Mr. Hatter, where are my manners!"

Batman Alice TG 3

Batman: "Oh, Hatter, how is it so? A Knight I was but a princess I appear. This place is so magical yet I feel I should fear?"

Hatter: "Oh fret not my former foe. We'll rule this place together, hand in hand and toe to toe."

Batman: "My former form screams to resist, but your charms are too strong and my beating heart will not desist!"

Batman Alice TG 2

Batman: "It's been weeks, feels like months, even years, since he's kept me trapped like this. He always leaves clues...why are there no clues...where is he...why is he just leaving me here...in this place...alone...HATTER!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!"

Hatter (only in voice): "Oh my dear knight, just say your name..."

Batman: "I AM ALICE....NO!!!!!"

Hatter: "Well, you are right at home then."

Batman Trailer Park Trash TG 5

Eugene: "Three weeks in a row with no rent. You know the risks. Seems like you're not even trying anymore Bats."

Batman: "It...it...it was Tina..."

Eugene: "Bats...I let Tina go a week ago..."

Batman: "I...just do it, please...I need your..."

(Eugene drops his pants and Batman falls to his knees).

Batman Trailer Park Trash TG 4

Eugene: "Remember when you rolled up in here to this park, Batman, all intimidating and ready to put me away? Now look at ya. Ready to fuck me just to skip the week's rent. I know you can feel my seed swimming around in you."

Batman: "Rent? You want charge me, right?"

Eugene: "Nah. But just remember, there ain't no condoms in the park. And you're super fertile."

Batman Trailer Park TG 3

Batman: "No, no, no...where is it? I had it. I can't be late for rent. He'll double my weight again. That idiot Tina...she must have stole it. She gets off bullying me because she knows I was Batman. Doesn't she know I'm our only hope to get us out of here!"

(Eugene bangs on the door).

Eugene: "Open up Bats! Payment's due! Or did you use it all for food again?"

Batman: "Just give me a minute! I have it somewhere...I...

(Eugene unlocks the door and opens it)

Batma...

Batman Trailer Park Trash TG 2

(Eugene enters the trailer to find Batman just as he anticipated he'd be: passed out and entirely transformed into just another one of his new tenants).

Eugene: "Wake up girl. This wonderful dump is all yours, and with it comes the rent, so you better have it by week's end."

Batman: "Ughh...my...head...I...what happ..ened? Wha...what did you...do? I'm..."

Eugene: "You're fat trash. And you're not being rescued."

Batman: "I'll rescue myself you..."

Eugene: "Oh, yo...

Batman Trailer Park Trash TG 1

(Batman descended down onto the trailer park. Disappearances seemed to be connected to the lot and he had a suspect who fit the bill for such crimes).

Batman: "It's over. Come out now Eugene. We can spare you a max security prison if you cooperate."

Eugene: "Gonna have to find me Batman! But be careful, you best choose the right trailer. The wrong one and you might never leave."

Batman: "The hard way it is Eugene. You were warned."

Eugene: "And so were you. Ya'know wha...

Batman and Robin Addicted TG

The Deviator: "Well, well caped crusaders. By now you've probably realized that you're completely addicted to that thing between every man's legs. You can't seem to get the image out of your head. And here's the test. Suck the cock in front of you and the transformation becomes irreversible."

Batman: "Robin, I...I know the urge is strong, but we have to resist. Wow. It's so bi..no...resist...we need to...Robin..."

Robin: "I'm sorry Batman...I..."

Batman TV Change TG

Batman: "I figured out how the Hatter is transforming everyone. It's the TV sets..."

Robin: "Batman!"

Batman: "What is it? (looks down) Eeeeee!!!!!!"

Batman Babysitter TG 4

Little Girl: "Give us smiles Batman! Or else!"

Batman: "Hey Gotham High! Just sending out an invite to y'all for the party at Kim's next Friday! And to Matt Sierra...I have the biggest crush on you! So please come too. Kimmy says we can hook up!"

Little Girl: "You killed it girl!"

Batman: "You don't intend to help me change back! You want me at your party, like this, with that guy...you two-faced..."

(Batman begins chasing the girl until the door opens)

Little Gi...

Batman Babysitter TG 3

Little Girl: "Eeeeeeeee! This is so exciting! I got Batman on Tiktok! The account is all ready. We just need your first post."

Batman: "You can't be serious. Not in this..."

Little Girl: "I wrote down what you need to say. You got this!"

Batman: "Oh my god..."

Little Girl: "Oh my gawd! In three, two, one and..."

Batman Babysitter TG 2

Little Girl: "Let's see how you look, Batman. C'mon, turn around...ohhhhh. you make such a wonderful princess! Now you know what you have to do. Say it."

Batman: "I've done what you wanted now..."

Little Girl: "Say it or I tell them you were smoking!"

Batman: "Oh thank you Queen Mother. I do hope I look beautiful enough that the fine Prince will ask me to marry him."

Little Girl: "Oh you do Batman! You do!"